TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Dispropaganda.com/Conscious Philosopher #conspiracy #quack

Abby Johnson #sexist #wingnut

Typically, anyone who starts out a sentence by saying "typically" is full of shit.

Tucker Carlson #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #quack

Anthony of Westgate #fundie #conspiracy

Find an actual photo of a satellite orbiting in space

Well there's literally a satellite orbiting the very planet we're on and it's not too hard to see. Also it ain't too hard to see the International Space Station if you know where and when to look.

@SergeantMajorH #wingnut #racist

I, for one, welcome our Jewish overlords! Mazel Tov to ya!

Andreas Moritz #crackpot #dunning-kruger #quack

As a guy who years ago had a longtime online GF die of breast cancer, just fuck the hell off.

William Shaw, Galvatron Stephens #sexist

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #fundie #racist

If only Christians were allowed to vote in the United States

One problem with that (among many): Who decides who's Christian or not? Can I just say I'm a Christian and go vote?

Edited to add way later: Also, if there ever was such a policy implemented, wouldn’t it just result in some denominations of Christianity saying one or several of the others aren’t REALLY Christians, so therefore they don’t qualify? C’mon, I’ve heard what some Protestants say about Catholics. And then there’s the Mormons, for that matter. And so on and so on. This is why freedom of religion is A GOOD THING, folks.

various commenters #wingnut #fundie

when God was kicked out of the churches

For a supposedly all powerful deity, he seems to be surprisingly easy to kick out of places.

Oh, shut the fuck up, the Bible and prayer were never "banned from schools." Anyone who says that is either ignorant or lying.

TELOS-USA #crackpot #ufo #magick

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

begins to reconfigure the entire bone, blood, tissue and skin matrix composition, which may result in some heavy physical and neurological challenges

Well, yeah. If my “entire bone, blood, tissue and skin matrix” was “reconfigured”….I wouldn’t just have “heavy challenges,” I’d be freakin’ DEAD.

@Women4Trump #wingnut

OK, I didn’t actually know that was true, but yeah, apparently it totally is. So I guess, at least according to “Women4Trump,” it’s either handguns or communism? Handguns = capitalism, I guess? Ya know, I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and say, there’s a little more to it than that.

Andrew Collins #transphobia #pratt

Despite what you probably think, Andrew, you can't identify transgender people as easily as identifying restaurant architecture.

Mike Stone #wingnut #conspiracy

You're just finding out that actors and musicians are often left-leaning? Been living under a rock lately?

@Crimsonali11 #wingnut

The #election in the fall intends to force #anarchy and/or #civilwar.

Wait, is a civil war technically possible if we are gonna be living in anarchy? To have a civil war, by definition you need a government that is split into two. So….not really anarchy, right?

Toplet Bombs Blog #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

For what it’s worth, my brain totally wants to read “Toplet bombs” as “toilet bombs”, lol

Gary Baumgartner and John Toms #wingnut

Nathan Magsig #racist

This sorta thing ain’t anything new, of course. I have this weird fascination with looking at old maps of areas I’m familiar with, and there was one thing that caught my eye when looking at some ones of my hometown. There’s an small and utterly insignificant island in the river that the city was built on, now known as Strong Island…but apparently up until some time between 1942 and 1967, it was called uh….N***** Isle. Yes, as in the racial slur. I don’t know if that was the origin of the name, or if it came from something else, but I’m assuming the name was changed because it was considered offensive.

Kevin #fundie #enbyphobia

Nikola Tesla via Erena Velasquez #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

I am Nikola Tesla, and I am very happy to communicate to humankind through Universal Channel.

Aw dangit, I don’t think we get that one on my local cable…

JonFreeman #wingnut #crackpot

Russ Winter #racist #wingnut

@Passerby #154012

Ends, What It's Like. And don't tell me you haven't heard Gangstas Paradise.

Or, even going back WAY before that, “The Message” by Grandmaster Flash. (from 1982)

“Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge
I'm tryin' not to lose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from going under”

SeetheBot9000 #quack #sexist

Hmm, OK, this guy’s got an aunt in her 30s, and thinks someone who looks their age at that point is too old apparently….how old is he, 15 or something? Tho I guess of course it’s completely possible that his aunt’s close in age to him and he’s just a typical incel being a pedophile. I dunno…but even in my teenage years, I’d sometimes find “older women” who were in their 30s to be attractive. Ya know, like a normal guy, lol

James Gilliland #ufo #magick #fundie #conspiracy

They would say metaphysics and spirituality is not science

They would say that, and they’d be completely right, because by definition, they are NOT science. Science is the study of the PHYSICAL world around us.

whiplash347 #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The username checks out, I’m getting whiplash from trying to follow all the conspiracy theories he’s throwing out there.

Prussian Society of America #sexist #conspiracy #racist

With Trump’s alleged “Impeachments”

How the hell can anyone call his impeachments “alleged”? They both definitely happened. It wasn’t really that long ago, I remember them quite well. Is he saying they weren’t impeachments but instead something else, whatever that might be?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

They typically have a dragon tail on the lower spine
President Taft had a noticeable one

Hmmm….how the hell would anything on Taft’s spine have been noticeable to anybody? He’s well-known for being the heaviest US President of all-time, ya know….

The son of Julius Caesar and Cleopatra was Caesaria
Who was also known as Little Caesar

I had to look that up, his nickname was “CaesariON” which literally means “little Caesar” so it kinda makes no sense to say he “was also known as Little Caesar.” Nobody called him those exact words at the time, because the English language wasn’t a thing yet.

Jesus was Little Caesar

Wait, is he saying Jesus was Julius Caesar’s son??? Uh, just ignoring the fact that Caesar quite famously died in the year of 44 BC? Ya know, as in BC meaning “before Christ”???

All I know is, now I kinda want some pizza, lol

Hamline University; Aram Wedatalla; CAIR Minnesota #fundie

“I’m 23 years old, I’ve never seen a picture of a prophet. Never in my whole life” Wedatalla said at a recent press conference hosted by the Minnesota chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations

Unless that's a misquote and "a prophet" was supposed to be "THE prophet" that's total BS.

James Red Pills America #wingnut #conspiracy

Teutonic Heart #racist #conspiracy

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Order_(Nazism):

The Führer gave expression to his unshakable conviction that the Reich will be the master of all Europe. We shall yet have to engage in many fights, but these will undoubtedly lead to most wonderful victories. From there on the way to world domination is practically certain. Whoever dominates Europe will thereby assume the leadership of the world.
— Joseph Goebbels, Reich Minister of Propaganda, 8 May 1943

That didn’t exactly work out as planned tho, did it? lol

Russ Winter #racist #wingnut

The black community — and, in particular, its youth — largely convey their worldview through hip-hop and rap music. Given that this is their chosen method to communicate, it behooves the white community to examine it.

LOL, wow. I don’t think I’ve seen someone before who sounded so much like a stereotype of an old white guy trying to figure out black people. I guess never mind that there are and have been countless black musicians in genres other than rap, and of course, there’s been white rappers as well. (for one, Eminem is seriously considered one of the best rappers of all time, ya know)

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Restitution set in, with the result being that white American citizens, especially heterosexual white males, have become second class citizens against whom it is legal to discriminate in university admissions, hiring, and promotion. White students and employees are also required to be re-educated in “sensitivity training,” but no other race has to be sensitive toward white people.

I’m a 45-year-old white American citizen, and I’ve never experienced any of what this guy is talking about. I guess I can’t really speak about university admissions, since the only colleges I’ve ever attended were community colleges where they basically take anyone with a high school diploma or GED. But anyway though, I’ve had a lot of different jobs over the years, and I certainly never had anything like “sensitivity training” that was specifically directed to white people. If any of the training I’ve had touched on race, it was always just basically saying to not discriminate against anyone due to their race. In my current job that I started almost 7 months ago, the training materials actually went into way more detail about sexual harassment and such than anything about racial discrimination.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

With how this guy and others always talk about “reptilian lizard” (lol) aliens, I kinda almost wonder if they maybe read Harry Turtledove’s “Worldwar” alternate-history series too much, and let their imaginations run wild with it? It literally has lizard-like aliens invading Earth during WWII lol….

(pretty good series actually IMO! One kinda funny thing in it, tho, the “Lizards’s” name for humans translates to “Big Uglies” I think it’s said in the books they’re typically something like 4 feet tall or so, lol)

What are we to make of all the celebrities and politicians with the slit eyes flashing for a second on TV

I’ve seen my share of celebrities and politicians on TV over the years, and I’ve never seen such a thing, not once. Yet he speaks of that like it’s a thing we’ve all seen before?

Which is a total flip of Darwinism which states that humanity evolved from apes

“Darwinism” (or really, just evolution) states no such thing. Humans didn’t “evolve from apes,” humans ARE apes. Apes who evolved from earlier apes, really. Just another example, I guess, of how I’ve found that pretty much anyone who doubts evolution doesn’t understand it in the first place.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #homophobia #dunning-kruger

And therefore sodomy and faggot relationships must be banned

And how the fucking hell do you propose to BAN a “relationship” exactly?? Like, how exactly do you think that has a chance better than a snowball’s in hell of actually working???

schml #wingnut #crackpot

I've attached my entire worldview to this man and I am going down with the ship. Not one of you is going to convince me otherwise.

Well, that sounds just a little bit uh….maybe like what someone who’s about to drink some Kool-Aid might have said, if ya know what I mean…yikes.

JonFreeman #wingnut

I seriously had to think for a minute about what the hell “WotC” was, lol. (“Wizards Of The Coast” I’m guessing btw lol)

@BlessedHope23 #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Is the “ #GreatReplacement” really just a “theory?” No – #Americans really are being #replaced with #migrants

...says a guy who in all likelihood wouldn't BE an American today if not for some people who decided to migrate here themselves a relatively short time ago.

Scarlett Johnson #racist #transphobia

@Lucilius #153234

Yeah, I’ve talked to some transgender people at times, and they didnt seem very “confused”, in fact the very opposite!

Tucker Carlson #conspiracy #crackpot #homophobia #sexist

Tucker Carlson is confused and/or upset about freakin m&ms. LOL, how is this not just a big joke on all of us? Tell me he’s just trolling us all, somebody?

Natalie Argyle #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

@Yutolia #153097

Apparently she doesn’t understand that modern gas stoves have an electric ignition and thus require electricity for the burners to start.

Wait, is that true? The last time I had a gas stove, I could totally light it with a lighter when the power was out. But then again, this was a few years ago, so maybe it’s not “modern” lol

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

I don’t care if 99% are faggots, I will still oppose faggotory ruthlessly

And your “opposition” is worth what exactly, in the grand scheme of things? Or as Matt Foley would have put it, “you know what that and 75 cents will get you? A fresh hot cup of jack squat!”

Vincent James #homophobia #psycho

So? How does their train system work? Is my train going to be 12 hours late? Oh, no? Oh, OK. Well, I’ll look the other way while they’re throwing some gay dude off a roof

Is this guy a Mussolini fan??

Vic Biorseth #fundie #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

"Separation Of Church And State" is a criminally established attack on America's foundational Ethos

Do you think that's a relatively new idea or something? Thomas Jefferson himself said that the First Amendment gives us separation of church and state. But what would he know, right?

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #conspiracy

Insurrections galore spark off all of a sudden

Have they really? Sure, there’s that thing in Brazil, and I will admit I ain’t up on all the current events, but what other insurrections happened to make them worthy of being referred to as “galore”?

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

It wasn't a heart attack, but an arena football player died after making a tackle in 2005.

Yeah, I looked that up, and it was a spinal cord injury. Kinda the thing you’d expect football players to get once in a great while, I think. So what the hell was the point of bringing that up, presumably in connection with everything else??

Totally unrelated: Just a couple days ago another American football player died of a heart attack. Uche Nwaneri was 38, and hadn't played since 2014, so like many negroes he may not have been vaccinated

I’m not sure if he’s trying to be racist or not there. Isn’t not being vaccinated a good thing according to him?

Isaac Weishaupt #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Now someone somewhere, told me that the star in Pinocchio is actually the star if serious I was not able to verify that anywhere. I looked around. I didn’t see that anywhere.

So, in other words (if you’re not just totally making that “someone somewhere” up), you’ve got absolutely nothing to base that on. So why even bring it up?