TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

You had LGBTQ+ transgenders, Satan, women in cages being beaten with whips, all while singing a song called ‘Unholy’.

Damn, that sounds pretty “metal” actually! \m/

Also… “LGBTQ+ transgenders”? That’s very redundant in its redundancy! Does he not know what those letters mean?

John Rolls #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

Democommunists Are Traitors #wingnut #psycho

OK, I literally visit a bridge 10 times a week. (since I have to cross it to get to and from work) So…I guess you should be just tickled pink for….some reason? I mean, I’m sure if I ever jumped off of it onto the freeway below, the results would not be very beneficial to my health to say the least, but you didn’t specify that.

Also, damn, literally wishing death upon people who you disagree with? Classy!

James Rink/Rainetta Jones #magick #ufo #conspiracy

various commenters #wingnut #racist

It's a turning point when you realize that most of your favorite, childhood music artists & actors were leftists & fags

If you didn't realize that by the time you knew what "leftist" or "fag" meant, you weren't paying close enough attention.

We can simply erase all western culture since 1945 for sure, probably even all the way back to 1910.

And how the hell do you intend to do that? It doesn't go away if you just ignore it, you know...

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo

John Rolls #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

Joe forgot to take his own advice but in his defense. Dementia is a cruel mistress.

How cute, he actually thinks Biden is less “demented” than Trump! lol

littleowl12 , Ginger & Scoobygirl #transphobia

The leader of the Church of Scientology is David Miscavige. His father Ron escaped in his old age. He said in an interview before he died, the hardest thing was looking at himself in a full length mirror, pointing to his reflection, and saying "You got conned." He said it was the most awful emotion he ever felt. He didn't narrow down whether it was sadness or rage.

What’s that old saying? Even a stopped clock is right twice a day?

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The point of the war, you recall, is “to weaken Russia” (so said DoD Sec’y Lloyd Austin)

I don’t know what Austin said, and I’m guessing this guy’s probably taking it out of context, but WTF? The point of the war is to weaken Russia??? Who the flying fuck do you think started the damn war???

S Michael Houdmann #fundie #psycho

The Bible calls husbands and wives to keep themselves exclusively for one another or face God’s judgment: “Marriage is to be honored by all and the marriage bed kept undefiled, because God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterers” (Hebrews 13:4, CSB)

Hmm, OK, I find it possibly interesting that he specifically quoted another version of that verse when he didn’t before. I don’t know what the “CSB” is, but the version I’m looking at (from the “Skeptics Annotated Bible” which I think it just the good ol KJV?) says “whoremongers” and not “sexually immoral.” Make of that what you will, I guess.

If “God designed sex for marriage” and any sex outside of marriage is a sin, well, he obviously also designed it to be one of humanity’s strongest urges. Kinda seems like He’s setting us up for failure there, doesn’t it? And yeah, that totally checks out with everything else that asshole ever did….ya know, what kinda character puts a damn “forbidden tree” in the middle of a garden he made for his creations, with the only safeguard against it being basically “I said don’t do that”? His creations who, by the way, couldn’t know right from wrong until they had eaten the fruit from the tree!

various commenters #transphobia

That would actually be relevant in a medical context since TIPs are permanent medical patients

Well, that's an utter line of horseshit if I've ever seen one!

timjoebob #crackpot #wingnut #quack #ufo

Two planet time lines, one 3D, the other 5D.

What happened to 4D?

Clive Menzies & Niall McCrae #conspiracy

As Dawn Lester says: “You can no more catch a disease than you can catch a dirty neck.”

Well, I wouldn’t put it in those exact words, but what if you’re just walking somewhere and minding your own business, and somehow a bunch of dirt falls on your neck? Could happen, right?

Yes, people have taken ill, but for many reasons. We have been targeted with toxins, electromagnetic frequencies, and prolonged emotional stress, all of whichh deplete vitality. The nutritional quality of our food has been progressively reduced, making us much more susceptible to illness.

Wait, are they actually suggesting that EVERY disease is the result of some conspiracy? Cus that’s how I’m reading that…

And also, of course….damnit, shut up about MFing “frequencies” since you obviously have no understanding of that word! At least say you’ve been “targeted with electromagnetic WAVES.” That’s literally true, but probably not in the way you’re thinking it is. What the hell do you a think a radio station does, for one thing?

@AthenasWrench #transphobia

@Skide #155326

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA! Everybody drop to your knees in terror, at the sight of this… err, conservatively dressed, middle-aged office worker woman?

She actually reminds me a little of one my aunts. (who is definitely cisgender, and also pretty much just an awesome person anyway lol. I found the whole meme of “Karens” kinda funny what that started, because her name is Karen and she’s like one of the nicest people you’d ever wanna meet.)

Paul Bury #wingnut #fundie #senpai_noticed_us

All I know is, “Angry Psycho Haters” kinda sounds like a cool name for a metal or punk band.

Jonathan Shelley #sexist

I think it’s kinda obvious (to me at least lol) that that would be a thing that both parties in any relationship should be in agreement on. If you’re going into the marriage where you both have the idea of “we’re just gonna see what happens and have however many kids as the husband wants or can produce” then, OK, that’s fine, whatever, but you should establish an understanding of that beforehand, ya know?

[deleted] #psycho

Wait, he’s really saying he’d kill someone over not paying him back the $10 he was owed?? Dafuq?

Our Earth News Editor #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #quack #conspiracy

HOMO BORG GENESIS

I think that was known as “Homo Borg MegaDrive” in the UK, wasn’t it?

Tommy Truthful #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

This gematria stuff really cracks me up. Yeah, I guess you can come up with whatever numbers you want when you’ve got a shitload of different ways to try to get them! (4 mentioned in this post, and I’ve seen a lot of other ones mentioned in other posts)

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

He also doesn't confiscate 50% of my income in "taxes"

Considering the highest income tax bracket in the US is 37% and that's if you're making over $539,900 a year, you're talking pure BS.

Indie Archaeology #crackpot

Gregory Hood & Ruuben Kaalep #dunning-kruger #racist #wingnut

James W. Lee #crackpot #conspiracy

Opus Dei, Pared Foundation, affiliated schools #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming #dunning-kruger

Students say they were told that watching pornography caused holes in the brain

If that were true, I wouldn't have a brain left at this point!

Also I would like to add, just because this made me think of her, one of my favorites from back in the day, Asia Carrera, is a member of MENSA and at least according to her Wikipedia article, has an IQ of 156. Not too many holes in her brain, I'm thinking!

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Republicans won't even admit that whites exist.

Lol what????

Universe Inside You #crackpot #conspiracy #pratt

Also I just gotta add.."large generators and other strange equipment"? Lol, what naval crewman is gonna be confused by a "large generator"? That's what is perhaps more commonly called "engines" after all...

There in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard sat the USS Eldridge, a ship equipped with large generators and other strange equipment which confused unaware crew members.

Wait, why the hell would they have “unaware crew members” on the ship in the first place? This is supposed to be something that’s like “double top secret” right? Or at least I think it should be. Why would any self-respecting military and/or government have people on the scene who didn’t know what was going on, weren’t “fully briefed” so to speak?

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Cobra/The Portal #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Judy Byington #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #mammon

In total 190 countries on earth.

This is probably really here nor there, but that’s VERY disputable, as to what the exact count of countries is on this planet. Ya know, since there’s always a question of if certain countries are recognized by other countries, or even as to what the exact definition of a country IS. For one example, Scotland, Wales, England and Northern Ireland at times call themselves “countries” but I don’t think they’re usually counted when someone is asking that question, but rather the UK is counted as one….

James Red Pills America #wingnut #conspiracy

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

As one wag said, "Why would a man buy a used car instead of a new one?"
How many drivers has it had

I think I have enough experience with used cars to say that nobody really gives a shit about how many drivers a used car has had. Yeah, you’d be concerned about the miles it has (which, by the way, is generally an obvious thing to tell) and if it has had any damage, but the number of drivers really just ain’t a factor in and of itself. Just one more reason to add to the list of why this metaphor or analogy or whatever makes no damn sense.

But, hmm, hey wait a minute tho….ya know, some people like classic cars (me being one of those people lol). Sometimes an older model has a certain flair the newer ones lack! :D

Jamie Phillips #ufo #magick #conspiracy

The Ying Yang symbol derived straight out of the daisy of death or Metatronic flower of life

I know what a “yin yang symbol” looks like (and I think that’s the proper spelling, ain’t it?) and I don’t see how anyone would look at that and see a flower of any sort.

Dispropaganda.com/Conscious Philosopher #conspiracy #quack

Abby Johnson #sexist #wingnut

Typically, anyone who starts out a sentence by saying "typically" is full of shit.

Tucker Carlson #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #quack

Anthony of Westgate #fundie #conspiracy

Find an actual photo of a satellite orbiting in space

Well there's literally a satellite orbiting the very planet we're on and it's not too hard to see. Also it ain't too hard to see the International Space Station if you know where and when to look.

@SergeantMajorH #wingnut #racist

I, for one, welcome our Jewish overlords! Mazel Tov to ya!

Andreas Moritz #crackpot #dunning-kruger #quack

As a guy who years ago had a longtime online GF die of breast cancer, just fuck the hell off.

William Shaw, Galvatron Stephens #sexist

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #fundie #racist

If only Christians were allowed to vote in the United States

One problem with that (among many): Who decides who's Christian or not? Can I just say I'm a Christian and go vote?

Edited to add way later: Also, if there ever was such a policy implemented, wouldn’t it just result in some denominations of Christianity saying one or several of the others aren’t REALLY Christians, so therefore they don’t qualify? C’mon, I’ve heard what some Protestants say about Catholics. And then there’s the Mormons, for that matter. And so on and so on. This is why freedom of religion is A GOOD THING, folks.

various commenters #wingnut #fundie

when God was kicked out of the churches

For a supposedly all powerful deity, he seems to be surprisingly easy to kick out of places.

Oh, shut the fuck up, the Bible and prayer were never "banned from schools." Anyone who says that is either ignorant or lying.

TELOS-USA #crackpot #ufo #magick

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

begins to reconfigure the entire bone, blood, tissue and skin matrix composition, which may result in some heavy physical and neurological challenges

Well, yeah. If my “entire bone, blood, tissue and skin matrix” was “reconfigured”….I wouldn’t just have “heavy challenges,” I’d be freakin’ DEAD.

@Women4Trump #wingnut

OK, I didn’t actually know that was true, but yeah, apparently it totally is. So I guess, at least according to “Women4Trump,” it’s either handguns or communism? Handguns = capitalism, I guess? Ya know, I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and say, there’s a little more to it than that.

Andrew Collins #transphobia #pratt

Despite what you probably think, Andrew, you can't identify transgender people as easily as identifying restaurant architecture.

Mike Stone #wingnut #conspiracy

You're just finding out that actors and musicians are often left-leaning? Been living under a rock lately?