Duncan Urbanek: “Leviticus 20:13: ‘If a man also lies with mankind as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination, they shall surely be put to death, their blood shall be upon them’!”
Someone: “Funny how there is no ‘And if a woman lies with womankind as she lies with a man, both of them have also committed an abomination, their blood shall also be
upon them’!”
DU: “SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!! ‘A man lies with mankind as he lies with a woman’ means he fucks the other man up the ass!! Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, GROOOOOSSSSSS!!! ‘A woman lies with womankind as she lies with a man’ means they rub their cunts together!!” (Zones out, starts getting a huge lump in his pants crotch)