“You should not seek sex, because if you seek sex you will become gay.”
You say ‘gay’ like it’s a bad thing. Like the anti-vaxxers and ‘autistic.’
But, no. I’ve sought sex for 45 years, now, and I’m almost maniacally straight.
"Sex is a gay act.”
Found the closeted virgin, guys!
“The straightest thing you can do is to never have sex, and everyone knows that’s true.”
No one knows that’s true, moron, or we would not have the word ‘straight.’ Straight MEANS having sex (or at least thoughts) that’s not gay.
"Because you retain your semen and you sublimate your sexual desire to creating things.”
Semen retention is a crock. If the body doesn’t release it, it dies in the balls and you get a seamy yellow discharge of dead sperm in the night. Far healthier to at least look at porn and have ‘release’ during dreams.
“ who are the celibates? Monks, priests, soldiers,”
20 years, 3 months, 3 days in the service, Nicky. The only celibate i knew was the guy that woke up with seamy yellow discharge and thought he’d caught an STD from proximity to the sex-havers.
"great scientists”
Read Freud’s love letters to his girlfriend.
“philosophers, geniuses…”
What about Turing? Don’t have to be straight to be a genius.
