DarkPhoenix

@DarkPhoenix

Jacquelyn Peterson #wingnut

You have taken the impeachment procedure, a tool used to protect this Republic from a tyrannical leader, and politically weaponizing it to use against the opposing president, thus raising congress above the presidency to establish the very tyranny this tool was designed to protect.

“Naturally, attempting to blackmail another country into promoting your wild conspiracy theory isn’t bad enough to be impeachment worthy. People act like Trump lied about getting a blowjob in the White House!”

Roger Marks #fundie

If this is the secret government plan to kill off a bunch of people, it’s a VERY STUPID plan, considering the government has control of the armed forced and more nukes than it could ever use…

Franklin Graham #wingnut

Nancy Pelosi and her followers in Congress have weaponized the impeachment process.

Yep, the 90’s never happened! And the Repubs NEVER impeached Clinton for lying about a blowjob after a years-long fishing expedition to find SOMETHING to impeach him for…

In my opinion, asking another country to investigate corruption is a good thing—not a bad thing.

And if Trump just asked, NO ONE WOULD CARE. But he didn’t just ask, did he Franklin? You fucking liar…

We have so many problems in this nation that need to be addressed. Instead the Democrats are fixated on only one thing—removing President Donald J. Trump from office.

Yep, the Dems only care about impeachment. They haven’t passed hundreds of bills that are currently in “Grim Reaper” Mitch McConnell’s trash can…

Brian Niemeier #fundie

Brian Matthews #fundie

God's moral code is the only one I honor.

“And in an amazing coincidence, God’s moral code is 100% lined up with Brian Williams’ moral code!”

Rayburne Winsor #fundie

Rayburne F. Winsor #fundie

Steven R. #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

From the looks of it, Jessica Yaniv is a bit of a nutbar…

wacky socialist and racist Justin Trudeau

LOL, wacky socialist. Coming from the kind of people who think anyone to the left of Adolf Hitler is a “wacky socialist”.

The Constitution Party is full of solid biblically sound conservatives.

It’s also classified as a hate group by the SPLC…

EvolaDidNothingWrong #conspiracy #wingnut

Why does this idiot think the entire USSR was devoted to nothing but desperate dirt-farming and starvation?

Because the message this moron’s attempting to convey is “Communists are stupid!” Thus, they can’t have beaten the capitalist Americans to space…

WestWins #fundie #homophobia

It’s just a cake. It doesn’t mean Communism.

Of course it does! Don’t you know that Communism is the horrible idea that everyone might have to accept everyone else? That’s not fair to the Christians who want to be able to indulge in their bigotry without needing to worry about being called out on it!

And the fact is…

I bet you’d be the first one to scream if it was Christians being told to shop elsewhere.

That’s a sucker’s bet.

CarlosM #wingnut #sexist #racist

Rayburne Winsor #fundie

Are you saying that because the Bible says “In the beginning, God made light” that it predicted the creation of the universe, no matter what the method is? Because that’s getting into carnival-barker level “predicting” abilities; like saying “It’s going to rain somewhere on Earth tomorrow”. Um, YEAH…

5arge #ableist

What a fucking prick. But it’s clear reading that whole thread that like way too many, 5arge seems to think there are no actual HUMAN BEINGS on the other end, and that means he’s free to be as big an asshole as he wants to be, because “It’s just the Internet. It’s not hurting anybody.”
And the second he mentions “virtue signaling”, he gives himself away as a MAGAt.

Narnia4Ever #fundie

centrists_are_cucks #wingnut

Even today in Turkey they can be thrown in jail simply for speaking their own language.

And now Turkey’s rounding up the Kurds IN Turkey and shipping them to Syria so they can use Trump’s stupid surrender as an excuse to kill them.

Raping Gurls Is Fun forum #sexist #psycho

supreme gentlemen such as ourselves

Supreme? Gentlemen?
To quote Con Air, “You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.”

Richard B. #wingnut

From what I’ve heard, the Canadian equivalent of the alt-right is largely based in Alberta, and compared to the US, they’re significantly smaller in number and less likely to show their true colors openly, but otherwise not all that different.

Alberta and Saskatchewan. And they’re plenty loud; now they’re screaming about trying to pull the two provinces out of Canada (as, of course, is Quebec… Do the idiots in charge of these provinces not realize that no province is actually big enough to stand alone?) The big, driving force that combines all of these far-right wackoes in Canada is OIL. The tar sands, specifically, which the leadership of Alberta seems to think should belong to Alberta and only Alberta, and are hostile not only towards any attempt at sharing it, but also against any attempts by anyone in Canada to lower the carbon footprint…
The People’s Party of Canada is made up of people who thought the Conservative Party of Canada wasn’t batshit enough. As a Canadian, they both deserved to be pulverized…

@Skide
I voted Liberal, only because although I’m not a huge fan of Justin Trudeau, he’s much better than Andrew Scheer. Normally I vote NDP, but the NDP has a problem with country-wide support.

@kuyohashi
PM before Trudeau was King Stephen Harper the First, of the Country of Stephen Harper (formerly Canada). And though I’m poking fun at Stephen’s narcissism, he DID insist everyone refer to his government as “The Government of Stephen Harper” and NEVER as “The Government of Canada”.
He also had all of the pictures of the former Prime Ministers removed from the Parliament Building and replaced with pictures of himself…

ho occasionally give power to idiots who make Buck-A-Beer there driving issue

SCREW YOU, DOUG! Do you really think lowering the price of beer is going to make people in Ontario ignore you cutting education and health care?

Pomidor Quixote #racist

Richard B. #wingnut

Remember; in America, running up the score in a few states is irrelevant unless you get the people in the right places. In Canada, it’s a horrible travesty of justice. The difference? Conservatives were on the winning side of the former, but on the losing side of the latter…
Because, yeah, “technically” the Conservatives got more votes than the Liberals. However, it doesn’t matter if you get 80% in Alberta and Saskatchewan if you get 20% everywhere else…

Lindsey Graham #racist

David #fundie #wingnut

Are you suggesting Trump is fighting to prevent the rise of the Anti-Christ? Because from where I’m sitting, Trump is a dead ringer FOR that person…
And for the millionth time, Christians ARE NOT PERSECUTED IN THE US… Not being able to demand everyone else live by your rules is not persecution…

Spartacus #racist #sexist #psycho

“It’s okay because they’re doing it to the ‘bad guys’” is an express road to becoming He Who Fights Monsters.

I wasn’t aware they ever WEREN’T monsters…

Mike Adams and Alex Jones #conspiracy #wingnut

Uh do they think the "elite" are aliens. Do they think "They Live" is real?

Yes. Yes they do. Alex has ranted in the past about the “aliens in human suits” behind affordable health care and “socialism”…

Jon Miller #wingnut

So I went ahead and looked up Eric Bolling to see what the hell was up with that, and there was a time between his son’s death and the coroner ruling where they seriously thought that Eric killed him, largely because the overdose that killed him contained a TON of hard-to-get illegal drugs. Eric was also fired from Faux Noise (of course) due to, of course, multiple cases of sexual harassment, and now works for Sinclair Media, who are the source for the entire story. Sinclair, coincidentally, are also attempting to become a more crazy Fox News, by buying up local stations and forcing them to run pro-Trump propaganda on the regular news station like it’s fact. Here’s a great video showing this off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo

Brian Niemeier #wingnut #sexist

The fact that she'd had a relationship with the man she shot was probably the only reason she got any sentence, since cops who shoot people are generally found not guilty.

She didn’t. They had no connection whatsoever, except for living in the same apartment building. And there’s a reason no one bought the “I was in the wrong apartment” excuse; she loitered outside the door for a while before she pulled her gun and forced her way in. According to other building residents, it’s almost impossible not to see the apartment numbers; they’re all clearly lit up. And the fact that she pulled out her gun and kicked the door in to enter? That’s not something a person would do if they found themselves locked out of their own apartment…

Emilie Kao & Joel Griffith #wingnut #fundie

I assume it eventually turns into "not being allowed to to discriminate against LGBTs is persecution of True Christianity?

Trump’s UN speech was pretty much that… The stuff he referred to (specifically, his speech, because this was clearly one of those “off the teleprompter” speeches where Trump doesn’t really give a rat’s ass and both looks and sounds it) were directly related to cases where Christians claimed religious persecution because they had to serve gay people as part of everyday business, and the only religion Trump’s speech mentioned was Christianity, with a quick nod to Judaism that screams “added in at the last minute to avoid accusations of favoring Christianity specifically”.
But what both Trump AND the moron who wrote this missed, is that the UN get-together that he pretty much hijacked for this stupid speech was supposed to be about CLIMATE CHANGE. Every other speech was about climate change and what can be done to mitigate it (well, except Bolsenaro, who flew in from Brazil to deny it, of course). Trump and his moron minions just decided this was much more important…

Brian Matthews #fundie

Confess your sins and receive Christ, and you can live a long life of loneliness and boredom, without love and affection, pretending you’re something that you’re not. You can have a sham marriage, to a person of the opposite gender, and produce kids with that person, and perhaps harm them horribly if, after 15 years together, you can no longer take it, and break away to be yourself, to love and be loved, to feel attraction and experience satisfactory, pleasurable sex.

But it means BRIAN MATTHEWS doesn’t have to be reminded that homosexuality is a thing, and in his mind, that’s the most important thing…

MedwedianPresident_3 #conspiracy

@SpukiKitty:

Lemmie guess; Dumbass is implying that, while the news says “Iran diddit” he thinks it really was “Israel diddit” because “(((DA JOOZ)))”!”

I wouldn’t be surprised if Israel DID do it, but not because of “DA JOOZ” or any bullshit like that; more likely because Netanayu REALLY REALLY wants the US to go to war with Iran for him…

Brian Matthews #fundie

If you confess your sins, and receive Christ, it will transform you.

How come it seems like a considerable number of people who get “transformed” seem to transform into assholes? Could it be because they were always assholes, but now they believe they have an excuse to be an asshole?

Kurt Nimmo #conspiracy

Uh oh…
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0874339/

“Donald Trump | Actor”

Looks like actor Don is taking you all for a ride! (Little secret: HE IS, but not because he’s an actor…)

Susan Jane Elohim #fundie #homophobia

Go read “Are You a Carnal Christian?” on billygraham dot org.

You’re seriously using televangelist Billy Graham as a source on Christianity? Fuck.

Dinesh D’Souza #wingnut

Do these wingnuts ever consider that people are Progressive and “woke” because they genuinely feel that way?

Most of them feel the way they do because of bribery, so they assume the other side must also feel they way they do because of bribery. It’s part of the projection the conservative side is so good at.

Jacob Wohl #sexist #conspiracy

The removal of the locking briefcase from civil society was a feminist conspiracy.

A feminist conspiracy to remove something that… you can easily find on Amazon with a two second search.

Wohl, you really need to go away. Every time you open your big mouth, you put your foot in it…

Judith Newman, “To Siri With Love”, #ableist #psycho

I am still deeply worried about the idea that he could get someone pregnant and yet could never be a real father — which is why I will insist on having medical power of attorney, so that I will be able to make the decision about a vasectomy
for him after he turns 18.

OH, KISS MY ASS…

Ben Carson #transphobia

How come every time someone talks about removing barriers to trans people, conservatives immediately start screaming about women’s safe spaces “being invaded by hairy men”?
It’s doubly head-shaking when you realize that in most other circumstances, conservatives wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about women’s safe spaces being invaded, as shown by their repeated defending of rape and sexual abuse…

Don Lindsay #fundie #wingnut

righteousdude2 #racist #wingnut

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #psycho

(“Every Dollar Given to the...
Church
…Is A Dollar Not Spent Genetically Engineering Catgirls for Domestic Ownership.”)

Nekopara is NOT a guide to the future, you dimwits!

Some commenters #racist

Will Selma have the guts to examine the macho Hispanic culture that made Central America and Mexico such hellholes?

I mean, we all know who is principally responsible for turning Central America into a hellhole (HELLO REAGAN!), but let’s be racist assholes instead!

Editor #fundie

OMG! They hate Christianity so much, they… gave LGBT+ members civil rights…
You morons, um, do know that there’s a LOT more to Christianity than “hating the gays”, right? In fact, so little is actually said in the Bible about LGBT+ (as in nothing), that you have to twist uninvolved sections to mean things they didn’t in order to “prove” that it’s against your religion…
Yeah, sorry, I don’t see this as an “attack” on anything, except bigotry. And that deserves to be attacked.

Billy D #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

Mother-of-Rats #transphobia

They're being denied being allowed to live as the gender they are, including the correct pronouns and get killed/raped/attacked if they're found out. How are they taking away from women's rights?

Because EVERYTHING is the Patriarchy trying to demean women!

Brian Niemeier #fundie #mammon

You know that Quinn’s not the only one to level these accusations against this guy, right?
Of course, by blaming Zoe Quinn, you can try to draw in the asshole GamerGate crowd…

CamelCursive #homophobia #sexist

ShadowBanned517 & wrs11 #wingnut

Because clearly the party supporting imprisoning children, forcing news networks to cover them positively or be attacked, and getting the Justice Department to look into charging their enemies are the ones who totally love America…
Or maybe it’s they love America, but they don’t love DEMOCRACY…

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Although Jessie is totally wrong and an idiot, it’s worth mentioning that Duffy is the one boasting about his infant daughter’s health care plan… From Obamacare. Only a few years after he repeatedly voted to destroy Obamacare along with the rest of the Republicans. And when asked about that apparent hypocrisy, his reaction was “I’d vote the same way today”…

Josh Bernstein #conspiracy #pratt

Lady Checkmate #fundie

Anyone want to pass on messages to her, here?

Fuck you, you self-righteous bitch. Signed, Canada.

Aris Bakhtanians #sexist #psycho

What “gets” me is these horrid loudmouths being the “face” of gamers everywhere. I’m sure plenty of gamers are good people who enjoy gaming but they insist on being silent. It’s high time that the good apples be as obnoxiously loud as the bad apples.

Sorry, Spuki. I prefer to be silent, because being loud in crowds and such isn’t really my style. As I said above, I don’t like to play multiplayer games, especially online multiplayer games, and it’s because to do so I’d have to deal with other people.

The fighting game community seems to be very good at producing complete wastes of space like DarkSydePhil…

This kind of shit needs to be elliminated in video game culture more generally too. I once had someone sexually harassing me in the switch version of Mario Kart 8. They don't even let you write your own text in the between-race messages to other players, but this shithead was changing his nickname to send me lewd messages. It's kinda sad that there are so many people like that out there.

There’s a reason I don’t play online multiplayer; it’s to avoid things like this.