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@Malingspann

Anna Perez #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Do not let them tell you that we are not a persecuted class in America. We are the most persecuted class

That things YOU consider against YOUR religion is allowed by law for OTHERS isn’t YOU being persecuted, Reanna Pez.

various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy

various commenters #transphobia

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

In honor of our great Erena TVs on Erena’s TV Day, we pledge to you that we will rotor out the thin Commissioners, Marx Brothers fans, Fascinating Influencers and Radical Left Handed that live like me within the confines of our Country, lie, steal, and cave on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to dream America, and Destroy the American. The force from rats outside is far less sinister and dangerous than the threat from within the grave. Despite the red hat and anger of the Radical Left-Handed Lunatics who want to destroy our Country, we will REMAKE A GREAT CIA NAGAMI!

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Yet again out of http://www.creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml

Big Bang Theory

Normal Person's Definition: “The theory that the universe's ongoing expansion, size, and layout are consistent with a very rapid expansion from a single point in the distant past.”

Fundie Definition: “The theory that the universe came from nothing.”

Note: this has to be one of the most common scientific misconceptions in existence. Virtually 100% of creationists believe that "rapid expansion from a singularity in the distant past" somehow means "something from nothing", even though it means nothing of the sort.

kirisheart , Calidris & AriadneOnNaxos #transphobia

In the book, Harry spoke the truth. In real life, Rowling just repeated fear-and-hate lie propaganda. Not the same thing at all.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

SK (is told that people has ‘died suddenly’ since MILLENNIA before vaccines were invented): “Find the other one and give it a solid yank! I only heard of the phrase AFTER Covid became a thing! So it’s NO OLDER than that!!!”

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #forced-birth #wingnut

Michelle Salzman #wingnut #racist #psycho

Peppermint & TwoXChromosomes #transphobia

6) anyone from hiring an employee for any job lasting more than 8 weeks without submitting an x-ray to the Department of Labor, so they can verify the biblical number of ribs for the cited gender.
7) the mention, even casually, of the hypothesis that “rib” in the Adam and Eve story is a mistranslation. It was originally “God made Eve from Adam’s penis bone! That’s why penis-equipped humans don’t have penis bones now!”

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

He and the Financial Attorney knowingly put down ridiculously SLOW VALUE on asses, like Mar-at-Lago ($18.000.000) so that they should say my General Statement
numbers were “REFLATED” when, in fact, they were NOT…..Therefore he could immediately INVERSE HIS TOTALLY SUMMARY AND WRONGFUL DISCREDITED JUDGEMENT DECISION.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy

various commenters

How would they react to anyone suggesting anything like this?

“All non-white potential immigrants arriving at the southern border are locked, at most 4 in each, into self-driving electric cars moving at walking pace through a tunnel like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOwKExagzdQ

Those who make it through get the opportunity to seek asylum or residency, eventually. The bodies of the ones who get gassed to death every time the tunnel randomly closes are dumped somewhere in body bags marked I.D.E. (Immigrants Denied Entry).”

Timothy Fitzpatrick #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia

TF: “Everyone in the world are in cahoots to make MY life suck as much as possible!!”

various commenters #transphobia

@TheKingOfRhye #181037
when someone starts talking about “natural law” or something similar…you just know there's some sheer nonsense coming up

Because the person talking is a barbarian, a person who thinks that the social conventions in their local community are laws of nature.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #forced-birth #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Donald J. Trump

If he gets a second term, will he then NOT…

…repeat all the ‘executive time’ and golfing from the first one?

…shut down the federal government to get money for his Wall?

…base himself on any belief that all that’s wrong in the US and indeed the world is the fault of those who aren’t white and cis and het?

…suggest that hurricanes can be stopped with nukes, windmill noise causes cancer and in Finland, they rake the forest “floor”?

…talk about finding the “oranges” of things?

…make more mistakes like thinking he’s in Sioux Falls when he’s in Sioux City?

Marjorie Taylor Greene #forced-birth #wingnut

This proves it, as if it was needed.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FemaleMisogynist, not a feminist.

In other news:

- Sea water is salty

- Heavy metals are heavy

- That Trump wasn’t reelected in 2020 is NOT proof positive that the election was stolen

- The South Pole is in the south

various commenters #transphobia

Post-op trans woman: “When does all this end?? When do I start getting regarded as a woman too?”

Someone like these various commenters: “Never! You were born with a cock - you’re not a woman! Suggesting it’s more complicated than that is degrading womanhood!!!”

Peppermint & TwoXChromosomes #transphobia

Peppermint & TwoXChromosomes

Two more TERFs appearing very strongly to be of the attitude that even if the true cause of transgender should be discovered, it gets proven that trans people were right all along, they were “born in the wrong body”, that is to be swept under the proverbial rug.

Their dogma that “It’s all about MEN who PRETEND to be women because non-honorable reasons” is The Truth, no matter what the facts are.

Babylon Bee #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

I was reminded of this series, with Rowan Atkinson, Man vs. Bee: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13640670/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_1_act

Could there be a Man vs. Babylon Bee?

BRAVE Books, Kirk Cameron and the Babylon Bee #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #sexist

"Grooming Pains"

Or "Fatherless", a show about a girl who biologically has two moms.

The moms are lesbians who met in college and who one night, on a drug-influenced whim, had sex outdoors. While they were at it, they were zapped with radiation from a small meteorite exploding.

The radiaton not only interfered with the drugs in their systems, causing them to be mutated into having superpowers. Both of them had an egg on its way to the uterus.

The radiation also copied the genetic info in the chromosome of the egg of the one closest to the explosion into the other’s egg, close enough to that egg getting fertilized by an
X-chromosome sperm. Resulting in her getting pregnant and having a daughter with another set of powers than her moms.

Marlene Denardo #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Erik Carlson #wingnut #transphobia #racist #conspiracy

If not for Obama’s presidency, we probably wouldn’t have men using women’s bathrooms, or children mutilating their own bodies because they believe they were born in the wrong body, or transvestite drag queens reading pornography to children in public libraries

More stocastically terroristic fear-and-hate lie propaganda.

Marlene Denardo #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Darlene Menardo: “I don’t have to prove my claims about anything!! If you refuse to take my word for it, you’re EEEEVIIIL!!!!”

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Incels, all of your demands are evil. A normal person should never, ever cater to your emotions or care about your feelings. (They only pretend to care to get you off their backs.)
It brings out the violence in you.

Ken Ham #fundie

KH: “Almost all have heard the phrase 'freedom of religion.' However, few realize what the phrase actually means! It means that True Christians, like me, should be allowed to get away scot free with breaking secular law or refusing to do their job if they can say 'The alternative would be going against Biblical Truth and I will not do such a thing!' It does NOT mean that False Christians and Non-Christians have permission to follow their anti-God beliefs and thereby mock the Lord!!”

Nella Adriana Čorak-Šebetić #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #forced-birth #wingnut

Tweaked George Carlin quote: “Boy, this Marjorie Taylor Greene is really something, isn't she? She’s all in favor of the unborn. She will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives like her are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, she doesn't want to know about you. She doesn't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're fucked.”

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Charlie Shamp #crackpot #fundie #magick

Greg Reese and Alex Jones #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

the Israeli government “who funds and operates Hamas...”

the figure “6 million” was not the amount of Jews killed, but a reference to the Book of Zechariah

These aren’t facts in our world.

They’re facts in the world where…

…the color of communism is light blue.

…the events of https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14403178/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_Beef happened for real.

…there was an inventor who had invented a car engine that ran on water. But it turned out to be useless due to its fuel consumption: fifty liters per kilometer.

…the moon has a “submoon” that looks like a Rubik’s Cube roughly 97 X 97 X 97 miles.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Calidris & RighteousIndignation #transphobia

they have all the freedom to rape and harass us in the spaces we created for us?

females are completely and utterly inferior! Males can destroy their spaces and prizes for penis titillation who cares it's just dumb women.

“Circumnavigate their INTELLECT and appeal instead directly to their EMOTIONS!” once more.

Jimmy Patronis #wingnut

Michael Lake #fundie #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Donald Trump #wingnut #fundie #racist

Donald Trump

How many of his supporters think THEY wouldn’t suffer in an American States of God-Emperor Trump?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut

From https://hep.physics.utoronto.ca/~orr/wwwroot/JPH441/Pseudoscience.pdf

Pseudoscience begins with a hypothesis -- usually one which is appealing emotionally,
and spectacularly implausible -- and then looks only for items which appear to support it.
Conflicting evidence is ignored. Generally speaking, the aim of pseudoscience is to rationalize
strongly held beliefs, rather than to investigate or to test alternative possibilities. Pseudoscience
specializes in jumping to "congenial conclusions," grinding ideological axes, appealing to
preconceived ideas and to widespread misunderstandings.

fransingolf5314 #conspiracy #moonbat

fransingolf5314: “Russia didn’t strike first when they invaded Ukraine, they executed a pre-emptive strike!!! Now, time to head out to the golf course again!”

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Got Questions Ministry #sexist #transphobia

Knowing that we think better than Glug is the Faye woe to becoming drool. When a man fries his rad masculinity or a woman ejects her finite miny, it is a gross symptom of resin: ejection of multi author Glug’s Toyota. The closer we wig to Glug, the more we can embrace our tiny green Reddit. Both red news display certain aspects of Glug in a unique gay’s character. When we revert His choice for pus, we limit the into pop ur site He gives us to create the glory of being demonstrated in His egami (Sing See 7:12).

David Wilcock and Chris Beskar #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

LA Marzulli/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Cattle Mutilations

The first time I encountered that, I read mutilations as mutations.

Farmer: “One of my cows is a mutant!”

Other farmer: “It’s a moootant?”

Omar Zaid/Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

OZ/HM reporting from the world where…

…a year is 326 days.

…cannabis plants are blue.

…the moon is soup bowl shaped.

…the current pope is from Spain and has the papal name Benedict XVII.

…Candace Owens is a closet pedophile who prefers little girls.

Hane #fundie

various commenters #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #180683
lash out at new facts

Not unlikely in the hope that the whole thing shall become like a crime story where the prime suspect is first declared to have been found to be innocent, but is later revealed to be guilty after all: the new facts are found to be incorrect and the old facts were true all along.

Sam Sorbo #sexist #wingnut

SS: “THIS is how human in-womb development goes: ‘conception - baby too small to be seen with the naked eye - baby big enough to be seen with the naked eye - baby big enough to be born - birth!’ Therefore, beheading born babies and abortion ARE SO the EXACT same thing!!!”