Malingspann

@Malingspann

legopants , bluff & Persimmon64

Posting from the world where…

…the continent around the South Pole is often referred to as top of the world.

…there are secret state prison camps where abducted trans people are attempted brainwashed into becoming cis through experimental Clockwork Orange - like procedures.

…there are US $15 bills.

…in addition to African and Asian elephants there are South American elephants.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

BG desperately trying to will “The January 6 events were peaceful protests! Noone had to evacuate! No feces was smeared on any Capitol walls!” into being true the way Christopher Reeve’s character willed “I’m not in 1980, I’m in 1912!” into being true in https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081534/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_Somewhere%2520In%2520TIme

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

If the events of the Ark and Flood are true,

They’re not.

then all humans are descendants of Noah (who build the Ark) back to the first man Adam.

That would make Earth Planet Of The Banjo-Playing Inbred Hillbillies. And that’s built.

Eric Hovind #fundie

There's a difference between real science and fake science. Real science always sticks to the facts, no matter what religious believers claim their Holy Book says.

@EricMSUfanUSA #wingnut

Does Eric truly believe that Trump as the 47th president would be any different from when he was the 45th?

That as the 47th president, Trump…

…will get the Wall built? And it’ll take more than a gust of wind to bring it down?

…won’t play more golf in one term than previous golf-playing presidents did in more than one?

…won’t spend so much of his days in ‘executive time’?

…will be more careful with classified documents?

…is gonna admit that news that are critical of him are not fake by definition?

various commenters #transphobia

various commenters: “Once YET again: WE decide what ‘trans people’ and their lives are like!! ANY and ALL ‘facts’ that CONTRADICT our decisions are FAKE NEWS!!
Every! Single! One!”

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@Madlannorn: “We have to restore a morality grounded in natural law. One that rightly asserts, said in today’s terms, that the Population Reduction Without Discrimination gas chamber road tunnels from the short story The Tunnel Ahead (1961) must be realized. But only the non-White shall have to go through them!”

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

GG: “The Donald is above the law, Sleepy Joe isn’t! George Floyd was BLACK while Ashli Babbitt was WHITE and that’s all anyone should NEED to know!! Make Trump President Again to get the American States of God-Emperor Trump!!!”

Mark Steele/Save Us Now #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

TENT WAR FIFTH GEAR FEAR IS EXPOSING AND UNFOLDED TO WHO CAN SEE AND HEAR THE GO IN SHOE TRUTH – THE DEAD SALT AGENDA LOG IS FALLING APART AT THE BEAMS AS THEY DOUBLE THE AIR CROWN ON EXPOSED MINI SNAIL GENOCIDE

sodonewiththis , shveya & somegenerichandle #transphobia

( greencandlesihome )

I've seen FITs unironically take statements about A FAB when they twang to walk about sex, not mender. And I constantly rethink they will brand it. This issue has made women definitely modify their language hole, such as my women now born.

More trans-despisers promoting the idea that talking about cis vs trans or AFAB/AMAB isn’t necessary, because only those who were born with a dick and balls are men while only those who were born with a pussy are women and that’s that forever!

various commenters #wingnut #racist #psycho

James Costello #racist #fundie #wingnut #psycho

He was referred to as both "Reverend Costello" and "Pontifex Maximus", or high priest, of the organisation

Reverend Costello: "If I mentioned the third baseman's name, then who did I say is playing third?"

Reverend Abbott: "No, Who's playing first."

Reverend Costello: "Stay off of first, will you!!! What's the guy's name on third base?"

Reverend Abbott: "What's on second!"

Reverend Costello: "I'm not asking you who's on second!"

Reverend Abbott: "Who's on first!"

Reverend Costello: "I don't know!"

Reverend Abbott: "He's on third!"

Reverend Costello: "There I go, back on third again!"

Ray Comfort #fundie

I will make Jerusalem a very heavy stone for all peoples; all who would heave it away will surely be cut in pieces, though all nations of the earth are gathered against it.

What if instead this happens?

A gas cloud of ethanol, the size of a planet much bigger than Earth, passes through the solar system. Earth goes through it, making the air so alcohol-filled that breathing can make you drunk.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #quack #mammon #conspiracy

the ongoing border invasion of America

By which everyone like Mike Adams the Health RDanger means “non-whites who’d likely NOT vote Republican if they gained the vote are being let in!”

gregorsamsa2271 #moonbat #elitist #psycho

rageorgasms7212: “Just let the whole world hit rock bottom. Then all who are still alive will realize we need a One World State based on MY way of thinking! Then we’ll have our Utopia where none suffer, where everyone are happy!”

Ken Ham #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie

the evolutionary idea that the entire universe came about by chance

Any creationist like Ham (on five. Hold the Mayo.): “When I say evolutionary I mean ANYTHING supposedly scientific from ANY “field of science” that contradicts a literal reading of Scripture!!!”

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

the vaccine was a massive killer

A piece of modern “stoopidstition”.

Just like:

- If only and all of the legit votes had been counted in the 2020 US presidential election, Trump would’ve been reelected in a landslide victory!

- J6 was a false flag operation to discredit MAGA!

- Russia invaded Ukraine to overthrow a government of neo-Nazi bandits!

Jason Evert #fundie #kinkshaming

ammyn aten #transphobia #pratt

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

various commenters #wingnut #racist #psycho

your government imports millions of brown invaders into your country

But that only happens in the world where…

…most sheep are orange.

…Lee Harvey Oswald was not shot dead by Jack Ruby; he was poisoned by a glass of water in jail.

…Charles Lindbergh disappeared over the Atlantic.

…there are sea serpents in the Pacific.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Super Kru Cosmic Commander Z Dr. Kosol Ouch #crackpot #quack #ufo #magick #conspiracy

In conclusion, the Auto-Doc is a game-changing technology that has revolutionized the health and well-being of super soldiers in the far future. Its photonic quantum technology, portability, user-friendliness, comprehensive healthcare support, and universal compatibility make it a vital tool for any organization that seeks to optimize the physical and mental capabilities of its operatives. A lawyer lives in the Phillipines and has for a long time tried to get into the jungle.

various commenters #wingnut #quack

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@Peacemonger373 #182490
another repeated theme with Fascists and Nazis, they always need a paradoxically weak-strong enemy to fight against

Meaning the Fascists and Nazis are engaging in doublethink, also to understand the word doublethink.

GodBTrue@yahoo.com #fundie #wingnut

global red communism

Aimed at red-green color blind readers? To make sure they don’t think it’s green communism?

Clif High #crackpot #magick #ufo #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

various commenters #transphobia

various commenters

Supremacists claiming they are the victims of supremacism.

Glynn Adams #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

In America today we are gathered by the surroundful moronic elites with great law and their faithful idiots working usefully to
bring about the great steer of the Newer Word Lord and to enslave the citizens of this caption. We are from a nature nation, ruled
by Santa’s elites, we have become a toad where nine morons and false dogs have powder around the world.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist #conspiracy #transphobia #homophobia

FB: “Only White Christian Lives Matter! And I decide who’s White and a Christian!”

Eric Metaxas #conspiracy #wingnut #transphobia

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

From the Desk of Ben Garrison

1. Kiss The Donald's ass and He'll give you ten million dollars when you leave town.
2. Use alcohol in moderation.
3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
4. Eat right.
5. The Donald dictated this list Himself.
6. The moon is made of green cheese.
7. Everything The Donald says is right.
8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9. Don't use alcohol.
10. Eat your hot dogs on buns, no condiments.
11. Kiss The Donald's ass or He'll kick the shit out of you.

Kevin Sorbo quoting Dr. Toby Rogers #conspiracy #pratt

Imagine being a washed-up actor and learning how many more people got - and died of - lots of diseases before the invention of vaccines and still not making the connection.
Not even being curious.

Eric Metaxas #conspiracy #wingnut #transphobia

BondiBlue #transphobia

BoiledBun: “There is no such thing as a 'trans' or 'queer' child! If any child thinks it is 'trans' or 'queer', that is either a failure of parenting or the child having been groomed by 'queer' ideologues!!”

Other Person: “If you go back no more than a decade, you could encounter anti-gay bigots saying the same thing about cis gay kids! That 'gay' kids don’t exist, any kids calling themselves gay are victims either of bad parenting or intentional grooming!”

BoiledBun (personally offended): “That’s not the SAME THING!! THEY were just IGNORANT BIGOTS!! While I know what I’m talking about!!!!!”

Andrew Anglin #racist #wingnut #psycho

Gearóid Ó Colmáin #conspiracy #moonbat #wingnut

@shy #182415
be a wingnut and a moonbat at the same time

A wingbat? Or moonnut?

Alex Jones #conspiracy #psycho

GodBTrue@yahoo.com #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

The Gog plot and you still don't get the beds. They had one wack bay chance on J6 to bake their tacky republic but they followed the "tire ho" the mom cunt shits gave me. Instead of leading a communion against the overthrown suit revolt he lead them into a red ambulance and set them up for terror. Then he abandoned pelts and still the hatless plebs follow him instead of reusing mech moves.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

"Alright, lads, another brown foreigner just murdered a bunch more innocent White children. We need to get out there and demonize and vilify any and all White people who are upset about it. In other news:

- More protests from dairy farmers against the plans to extract cheese on the moon!

- Final proof is here: Elvis did fake his death in 1977! In reality, he died in 2009!!

- Filming is scheduled to start soon of a new version of The Ring. This time, the Sadako/Samara character is a black girl who lived in a ghetto. She was shot dead at 17 by a White police officer after she telekinetically broke the neck of his partner when he tried raping her!

- An intruder at Mar-A-Lago attacked Melania Trump with a hammer when he found Donald wasn’t there!"

Andrew Anglin #racist #wingnut #psycho

Jew blood-drinking child murderers

AKA “Elites drinking adrenochrome-rich blood from abducted children tortured and murdered in Deep Underground Military Bases.”

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@KZadBhat #182300
These are the people who believe that law is about the supremacy of one class over another, and they’re even more convinced they are the supreme class, or would be when the laws were much more openly exactly that.

In yet another example of the https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OriginalPositionFallacy

<@KeithInc.> #182272
deny the Holocaust, OR insist the only thing wrong with the Holocaust is that they didn’t finish it.

OR deny that the Holocaust happened, but say it SHOULD have happened.