Sometime in the future:
WAR: “Remarkable president, the Donald Trump isn’t he? Lovely color!”
Voter: “The color doesn’t enter into it! He’s stone dead!!”
WAR: “No, no! He’s resting! He must be…pining for the White House!!”
Voter: “Pining for the White House???? What kind of talk is that?????” (beat)
Voter: “I took the liberty of examining that president! And I found that the only reason he was standing behind that podium on that stage in the first place, was that he had been
nailed there!!”
WAR: “Of course he was nailed there! If not, he’d have gotten down off that stage and VOOOM!!”
Voter: “That president wouldn’t VOOOM if he got 4000 volts through him!! He’s fucking demised!!”
WAR: “He’s not! He’s…PINING!!”
Voter: “He’s not pining, he has passed on!! This president is no more! He has ceased to be! He has expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late president! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the stage, he would be pushing up the daisies! He has rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This...is an ex-...president!!!!”