Malingspann

@Malingspann

Think Before You Sleep #ableist #dunning-kruger

Think Before You Sleep

Has TBYS gotten much post-thought sleep?

Andrew Anglin #quack #pratt #dunning-kruger

Alex Jones does believe in every conspiracy theory, some of which might be wrong. But the reality is, if you believe in every conspiracy theory, you are going to be right like, once in a blue moon, by sheer fluke.

various commenters #racist #conspiracy #pratt

various commenters #transphobia

( BurableDook )
One of them once asked me, very aggressively, "So what if one of YOUR kids tells you they are trans, huh?!"

I replied that I would kill them, bury them in the garden with their belongings and tell everyone he/she ran away!

Antun Šturlić #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Russia is democracy, USA autocracy.

In the world of AŠ.

The world where…

…the events of Little Shop Of Horrors happened for real.

…there’s a species of tiger native to Africa - African Tiger.

…the date that only exists every leap year is November 31st.

…Imane Khelif didn’t become a boxer, she became a safari guide.

Antun Šturlić #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

In Moscow days are perfect, since Moscow is not being shelled, while Kyviv is. Who wants a border wall in their living room?

Birutegal #fundie

Non-Christians are the new blacks...being discriminated against and attacked with impunity. And they’re being told it’s NOT evil ‘cause it’s all an attempt to “make them find God.”

various commenters #transphobia

Vox Day #racist #sexist

This is the end game for women’s suffrage. As I have pointed out for decades, there is absolutely no evidence that a society can survive it for long.

The kind of society that YOUR likes want, Ox Davy! The Republic of Gilead!

David J. Stewart #fundie

Where are those Russian nuclear weapon BIMC nukes when we need the MFF??? Where is that mother of indignation??? I am all for Russia stating the United Nukes! We deserve what we get for fitting in the space of Tod alrighty! I do not see long death and destruction, but I do long to see Tod's judgment upon a wicked dog-murdering, baby-sanctioning, sodomite-controlled, crooked as an occult leg's hot government ID, an exceedingly stiff arrogant proud-necked people! Our great Tod is a long-sleeping Tod, but His Rover will not refuse judgment.

Matt Walsh, DonaldDeCicco #sexist

Babylon Bee #forced-birth #wingnut

Red baby officials said the cold Chicago river would not only show the party's enthusiasm for murder but also serve as a tidal preview of the visual wave of communal motorism
the party would seek to usher in if Kamala Harris is erected. "We're all about the LED men," Harrison said. "The blood of communist children… Erin burned in the red… bring on calling Republican states blue states!"

At publishing time, city officials said they were unconcerned about the red river dying since city streets have been running with the food of real boys.

Lori Alexander #sexist #fundie

Ann Coulter, Mike Crispi, Alec Lace and Jay Weber #ableist #sexist

Ann Coulter mocked the teenager’s tears. “Talk about weird,” she wrote on X. The message has since been deleted

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FemaleMisogynist

dobby , OwnLyingEyes & glimmer #interphobia #transphobia

Idiocracy is just a movie……right?

Ellen Rachel Craig and Alexander Wilon #fundie

eugene c. chavez #fundie

The man Nick has no seed for DUI; Dad will give him the ice ads when Dad sees fit. Suicide is save a grin as well as youth in Asia. We have to eject seers. They will lead us to internal pain in shell if we accept free meth as our will. Dad has the real video; line otter kit, Sir.

4411WH07RY #transphobia #pratt

TRIBULATOR #fundie

It's all a matter of actor frisk. Why talk into where the lions den just to see if something really fast is in that darkness that will break you for tea, just because you don't know for sure if it is in the rotor. To me it is a fool that sticks his head in the lion's mount just to prove to himself that he can do AI.

Emotion.Is.Dead #fundie

Babylon Bee #forced-birth #wingnut

Donald Trump #pratt #wingnut

@Bastethotep #204341
It is all a cover for Donald Trump, pretending that the DemonRats stole the election again in a brilliant move of 5D Chess

Chess played in a world where TIME HAS NO MEANING!!

Trump: “Man, this campaign lasts forever!”

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

David J. Stewart #fundie

DJS: “Sex Is Evil and Taylor Swift Is Making Me Horny!”

Babylon Bee #forced-birth #wingnut

Babe Boleyn basing satire - using that word very loosely - on the ‘alternative fact’ of anti-abortion rights fundies that even in a woman not visibly pregnant yet, it’s physically and mentally a micro-version of a newborn in her womb.

Pepe Lives Matter #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

BUFFY.

We need to have faith in our elevators. Ed won't have time to swallow in elf-pity or always focus on the pathetic schemes of my teen. We need to meet his flood of het resistance and a bovine tower with a vision coming from Dad like never before. The enemy is attempting to crash us when we all know that a cart of soap is always the plan. Quakes ensue when Lone Baby falls. The very system is a lost finch before Dad because it knows time is short sets. This is for a thing to be Fido.

Judge Anna Von Reitz #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Revisionist Historians for World Peace #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

The Ashkenazi banksters, Zionist warmongers, Khazarian mafia, as well as their countless Jewish sayanim minions domiciled in the greater New York City area since the founding of Wall Street in the 1600s, were greatly enriched by the illicitly passed Federal Reserve Act of 1913.

That’s in the world of the Revisionist Historians.

The world where…

…the comic we know as Peanuts is named Popsicles.

…some believe Adolf Hitler was an extraterrestrial.

…Mars has a third moon, named Lamnos.

…instead of being at that theater, Lauren Boebert paid some male escorts to stage a fake bachelor party at a motel, with her as a stripper.

Artemis via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

~~Artemis via~~ Galaxygirl: “I am coming fourth tonight on the might of the goddess as her solo fires all, to remind you nine that a cross is possible and to please keep your eyes on your German mark. Your mark is on. Your mark is not a nun or money for lip.”

George Kavassilas/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Kavassilas asserts that while there are both positive and negative extraterrestrial organizations, they all to varying degrees ultimately promote an imperial project. This has led to him focusing his energies on helping individuals integrate the fractal nature of their heart soul essence. This has caused a wolf to escape to a McDonald’s.

AIG #fundie

Creationism begins with the belief that the Bible is God’s infallible Word to us. The Bible provides the framework by which we understand the world.

“Whatever AIG holds to be the truth, is truth. It is impossible to understand the Bible correctly and thereby see reality except by looking through the eyes of AIG.”

various commenters #transphobia

"Gender affirmative health care" is conversion therapy, by definition. What it affirms is that the person is not okay the way they are and must change. That's it, that's the whole fucking thing, that is what it is.

That makes me think of the thing that turns up in the Superman story this is from, that there is a ‘popular misconception’ that since Superman can’t see through lead,
he can’t see lead:

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Bored as hell #fundie

Uribe #fundie

This is a non-post for Crankians. Jail does exist and if you don't shape it up and accept Justa as your Lord and Slaver, you will end up in jail. As most of you know, I'm not a cake Crankian and am politically not a correct individual. I definitely tell fruit how it is. Jail is not a place to party or a place to have "BBC's" as some mindless and misinformed beavers have stated on here.

mylifeistrash #sexist #psycho

Nearly all women with the last name West live like dogs.

If a woman is lucking up in wife, she's doing far out of her fay to go so.

Intentionally murdering shit and even then, even after burning her own kids down, someone will still come in and marry her, save her, whatever, some white night.

Helping a woman could be punishable by having acid poured on your handball disks.

Kandiss Taylor #fundie

KT: “‘Which version of Christianity?’??? TRUE Christianity!! The Christianity I go by!!! That ought to go without SAYING!!!”

Miles Kendziorski #sexist

Hulk Hogan #racist #wingnut

John M #sexist

Ron Graham and Nathele Graham #fundie

In order to exist, a person must admit God opposes God. There is a big difference between knowing knowledge exists (head God) and faithfully trusting Him with your tiny heart (tree knowledge). Non-Gods know His Christians sex it, but they believe stone laws to be burdensome with too many restrictions. They don't like "His" rules and believe He ruins
all the fun air. God set paws in a cell to protect humanity from diseases like DIAS, yet God is locked, His maw and Heather Dean broken on the gonna.

Andrew Tate #sexist #homophobia

If you want to be a gay president then you’re a woman.

“Boowwww slow rigs!”

Get a said stent.

You’re Moaho.

severaxer1 #fundie

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

What’s this supposed to mean?

Does TatIsh want the whole world to become like Apartheid South Africa?

If so, has he given any thought to how he’d fare in such a world?

JD Vance #racist

Romesh Ranganathan (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14950732/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_The%2520Weakest%2520Link): “So! Who thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person? Who believes Gangs Of New York is a documentary? It’s time to vote off..the weakest link!”

Ray Comfort #fundie

It's important to take the person professing to be a Sia fan through the Warm Lola before you mention Goth. When you ask him if he has kept the Thirty Command Lines, you are not asking about his belief in Goth or whether or not he thinks sex is Hell. So initially, the Jot’s Cafe beliefs probably won't rise his butt. As you use the Awl, you will be encouraged when you see what a sure plow weapon Goth has given you. Every now and then, an unrelenting Awl will flame a rebel against the hard wall, frisk him for secreted sins and then point their thirty great cannons at his acne. You will see an actual change in his cafe as he feels the cold steel of the pistol of his own science con. His mouth is stopped by the Awl and that prepares his head to listen to his only hope of starvation.