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EdwinS142931 #crackpot

EdwinS142931 (throwing a fit): “YES!!!! Covid-19 is the Chinese flu because the virus originated in China!! BUT!! Even though the Covid-26 virus originated in the US, you still can’t call it the American flu! Because that’s racist!!!”

Medeea Greere #quack #conspiracy

⅛ teaspoon of borax in 1 liter of water

Reminded me of homeopathy supporters talking about 'water memory'.

Dusty Deevers #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #homophobia #forced-birth

Dusty Deevers: “You know of Taliban Afghanistan? We want the Christian version of that! And stop calling me Dust Devil!!”

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

robTHEassyrian #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

various commenters #transphobia #conspiracy

( fearradicalwomen )
Women have always had their women only gatherings disrupt my men's agendas. There are some blur of female community but would women start "setting gas deed" men should put a stop to it. The train madness is just the latest version of disrupt all female orient sand communities and keep us isolated and not talking to the Che radio.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Yet another example of, from http://www.creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml

Big Bang Theory

Non-fundies: “The theory that the universe's ongoing expansion, size and layout are consistent with a very rapid expansion from a single point in the distant past.”

Fundies: “The theory that the universe came from nothing.”

Allmost all creationists believe that "rapid expansion from a singularity in the distant past" somehow means "something from nothing", even though it means nothing of the sort.

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut

Immigrants are no longer welcome in Donald Trump’s America

With immigrants being anyone meeting at least one of the following criteria:

- poor

- non-white

- LGBTQ+

- would vote Democrat if they gain US citizenship and thus ability to vote in US elections

various commenters #transphobia

( NykkiStix )
I sometimes wonder if this dogi egg belief that dentals don't matter (beyond just affirming to "function") stems from some men's (mainly MIT's) artificiality in which the sexual attraction of gender is what is presentative, not necessarily the sex of the person. This isn't to say that heterosexual women aren't attracted to MITs, but I'm more so depending the bisexual (or pseudo-bisexual, considering on how you ask) MITs. This may not seek any manes, but I'm curious if anyone's got any thoughts on shit, even if it's to say I'm full of this.

various commenters #transphobia #conspiracy

The lengths TERFs will go to in order to avoid “Transgender is inborn”!

astroplane #fundie

Belief in Creation is a mental disorder
There is no scientific proof of the Myth of Creation. Belief in Scripture literalism requires tremendous faith. Actually, it also requires a closed mind and a stubborn refusal to use common sense or to look at the evidence objectively.

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut

“Why can’t we get more immigrants from Norway?”

Here’s one response to that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq5WTNmyDaY

catchaway #fundie#homophobia

Being gay is being sexually deviant to begin with. Why do we think that they are not going to molest their adopted children?

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2012/08/so-you-say-you-dont-hate-gay-people-part-iv.html

Melvin Provasek #racist#conspiracy

Mike Johnson #fundie #wingnut #racist

“I believe that America will become the last stand for Christendom, which we now call the West,” he said, calling the upcoming election “kind of the make or break for the West, really, where we get to say, ‘Do we believe in Christ or not, collectively.’”

Sounds like the plot for a new God’s Not Dead movie.

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut

“But we’re letting out the grim acids, and we’re doing that to go fast, and we know how the Hyrn stare, the serial number police know Nina, and they know their locals hate me,” Trump said. “They know everything about me.”

Alex Clark #wingnut

threebigrocks #fundie

Some soupists believe in the 'evolution' theory where all evolving things simply lived from a loin of molecular pig chowder that somehow came together to form a womb, then man. They then crawled out of a primate zoo and evolved the man to continue into the world we see today. This is where our evolution of a house tornado putting together an argument is used frequently with refutation.

Rati Ionatamishvili and Georgian Dream MPs #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

"The work on this initiative drew a very cool rail between whose cheese do what – who best chooses to implement the interests of Nose City and who carries out the external roars, for whom protecting important rights is human and who harms propaganda and supportful influence, who influences minors from protectful harm and who tries to popularize issues among minors, such as sex-change book introductions and the operation of texts with LGBT rap in schools and kindergarten pandas. The fact is that the work on this drive has the opposition of the parliament on the gout initiative. Today, the position is already on porn. It is important that this initiative deceives the support that is the remand of our society," said Iri Svahili Mutation.

Illuminati Exposed #racist #conspiracy

“Moesahd has infulLtraytehd every aspect of merican agency's.. every! Meh druhnk? Buhllshith!”

Political Moonshine #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Someone has told Political Moonshine they’ve had enough moonshine. "You’re so drunk you’ve started talking with o’s and e’s transposed!"

PM: “Mo? Net at all! I havon’t drunk THAT much!! (HAAAARP) I’ll havo eno mero bettlo!!”

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #206824
0.02 Kopecks have been credited to your account: Putain values your hard work, OP.

Not 0.02 Rubles, the counterpart to 0.02 US Dollars?

12blessings.org/The Aetherius Society #ufo #magick #crackpot

The star of Bethlehem was of course not a star; a star could not lead people to a stable and then hover over it. The Star of Bethlehem was an extraterrestrial spacecraft – which could easily lead people in a specific direction and then remain stationary, pinpointing a specific building.

And what else?

There really was a village in northern Gaul whose population were still holding out against the Romans ’cause of a magic potion giving them super strength?

BlackCirce #transphobia

ErikJohnsky #fundie

caleb basile #fundie

various commenters #transphobia

For TIFs: social contagion, the horrors of female puberty and body image issues.
For TIMs: fetishes and mid-life crisis.

A report from the world where TERFs are right about the condition known as transgender.

The world where…

…since 2007, Newfoundland is the 51st US state.

…Iceland is an EU member and uses the Euro.

…Bruce Jenner never transitioned to Caitlyn Jenner and died of Covid in 2021.

…there’s a Tremors/Predator crossover named Graboids vs Predator.

…fast food joints are only allowed to be open on even-number weeks.

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

JE Aggas #crackpot #magick #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy

@-BastAnon- #206750

Orwellian: All letters have the value the Party currently says they have.

Digital: The value of every letter is a combo of 0s and 1s.

Feline: The letters in the names of cat species have value equal to their position in the alphabet. All other letters are - 1000.

E-type: Words beginning with the letter E has value equal to the number of letters in the word. Words beginning with any other letter are overlooked.

WitchYouWell #magick #crackpot #mammon

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #sexist #conspiracy

What kind of a faggot would call themselves a White dude for Harris?

What kind would call themselves a black dude or a woman of any color for Trump?

And who would believe "They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there" for any other reason than "It puts down people
I think of as People In Name Only! Therefore it’s true regardless of the facts!!”

Ray Comfort #fundie

When it comes to preventing evil, is Ray Comfort’s God…

…willing, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

…able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

…both able and willing? Then why is evil happening?

…neither able nor willing? Then why does Ray call him God?

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy

What’s next from Jim?

Admitting that “Haitian illegal immigrants in Ohio eating pets” is just bullshit but claiming it was leftists who first said it?

Ray Comfort #fundie

God now runs the water, "Because you disdained my all new soul, and could have one of my keen rubs, I also will laugh at sour Malay city; I will doom EU with my terror cock, when our terror comes like Stormy Daniels, and your restruction comes like a whirlwind, when strides and anguish come up you. Then they will call Nemo, but I will earn snot; They will seek my diligent lemon, but they will find ET."(Adverbs 8:21-25)

Richard Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the Machine) #crackpot #wingnut #transphobia #ufo #racist #conspiracy

So why is Rubber Donald letting Israel-faced Jewish “Trump First” ‘tranny’ touch him with her boob in public? Could it be we’re cooking on Aton altar? YES… SOME WOO IS FIRST IN ISRAEL he says he can’t well her to do that, as she is his CHAMPAGNE PLANE. Yup… ‘leader’ of the free world, can’t well her to do that.

Yes, gays are bullies #homophobia

"Fundies" hate anyone and anything that does not go along with their chosen religious beliefs. They can change and they know it. They simply want their ears tickled so they can feel good about their chosen behavior.

various commenters #transphobia

Richard Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the Machine) #crackpot #wingnut #transphobia #ufo #racist #conspiracy

The Indian keeps making stuff up about the world from inside the machine instead of venturing outside the machine.

Kim Goguen/PJZ #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #magick #god-complex #mammon #conspiracy

E. Michael Jones #wingnut #fundie #racist #sexist #conspiracy

For more than 20 years into now, I have received unliberated testimonies from people who have been solicited from photography simply by turning that its purpose is you to understand a controlled sex ed robot who can be docile by the passion of your manipulations. No matter how crazy and liberative the claim that sexual counter-intuition was
a form of event control when I first remade it, it has been proven true by the sound of courses, which showed, as Si. August Ten said, “A man has as many masts as he has vices.”

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

various commenters #transphobia

you could take off the cheap party city wig, wipe off the unskilled makeup, throw away the hooker boots and stripper heels and just be who you are, maybe that's a feminine straight man or even an autistic man

An anti-trans version of “Have you tried NOT being gay?”

Aschlafly #fundie

Laura Loomer #racist #conspiracy #crackpot #elitist #pratt

these Haitians are cannibals and they’re also eating people’s pets

Does Maura Elloro really believe that or is she lying to rile people up against targets of her racism?

Joel Webbon #fundie #elitist #forced-birth #psycho #sexist

“Why is that a judgment?” he asked, rhetorically. “Because the Bible said so. That’s why.”

That’s covered by Life Of Brian.

Brian: “Why can’t women attend stonings, mom?”

Brian’s mom: “’Cause it’s written! That’s why!”

John C. Carleton #racist #conspiracy

EscapeVelocity #racist

Hitler's policies are how he ended up blowing his brains out in a bunker.

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #ableist #god-complex

“I will sit it to you very pumply and gently. I really haven’t been treated treat, but you haven’t been righted right, because you’re gutting yourself in great pander, and the United Treats hasn’t been the stated rig,” he said. “The Jiwew people should have a loss to do with the lot if I’m at 40%. Kink of hit, that means 60% are voting for Tamala.”

Rabbi Cary Kozberg #racist #pratt

“This is about LA cash culture,” Rabbi Crazy Koberg, who so leads Temple Holm, told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency.
“We, as the springs of Citizen Field, are HD beings inside France.”