Malingspann

@Malingspann

various commenters #transphobia

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Anyone who watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaHk1HZBxjs and thought “That’s the end of Donald’s political career! He can’t possibly come back from what happened two weeks earlier!” SHOULD have been right! Instead, he has come back, scarier than ever.

Ray Comfort #fundie

Donald Trump: “Ray is tired of being Bananaman? We need to know the oranges of that tiredness!”

Ken Ham #fundie

Can evolutionists even claim that school shootings are evil if they believe we’re all just evolved pond scum?

It’s YOU lot who believe that, Hen Kam.

YOU all think people having compassion for others can only be the result of divine creation.

That if there is not now, nor has there ever been, a Creator, the Rule for human interaction is Might Makes Right, As Long As I’M The Mightiest.

Stanley McDaniel #transphobia

in the Olympics, a female boxer had to forfeit after being punched harder than she had ever been hit in her life by a man pretending to be a woman

That’s in the parallel world where Imane Khelif is a trans woman.

The one where…

…a newborn boy, born a couple of months before 9/11, somehow got zapped back in time to 1946 and grew up under the name Donald Trump.

…instead of Dungeons & Dragons, it’s Attics & Anacondas.

…there are VR brothels where the clients can buy virtual sex from virtual prostitutes.

…standard playing card decks have 65 cards, five suits: clubs, diamonds, hearts, spades and scissors.

Patrick O'Carroll #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

6. Develop race-specific bioweapons to kill political opponents, "nasty" racial groups, and other "undesirables".
7. Ultimately, also acquire "full spectrum dominance" over the minds of the slaves through total brainwashing.

8. Get a convicted felon back into the White House.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

AGE MESS TO TURAN AND JUMP. Area 15 = Cap Secretes Program = SAPU …this hope trail is key as I know you. So you say Area 15 is run by the known military …this is dark side … So what about ALL THE OFF GROUND BASES/NICE CITIES/UNDER PLANET SOLO… and how do you and Jump plan to deal with meth? I know you won’t read me and probably not answer shit but as you know I have been asking about this for months if not years. To bake our tack planet from the Anal Reptilian/Grey Coder/Furici alliance is not going to be easy. Humans have a slight to know this is a rave colony here on Planet Earth.

Charlie Kirk #ableist

CHAIR LIKKER (SHOT): I'm gonna half say this just off the introduce before I cuff our guest. Can we please just go away with the screen during these seen Grimes by cringe to the closed language interpreters? I, obviously, hear that people cannot have nothing, but there's fig captioning. I mean, this is then just against poor vets. We can't do hit. We gotta get it to who Jack used to be. It's just, oh, it's too much bust. It's a dirt action is what it is. The reason is they do these mercy binges for fires or if green terrorists attack and you're looking at this and you're not closing. I don't sit perfect. So we got — we just gotta —listened captioning's likely fine. I think we gave to — we get back to the hot ear basics.

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

I challenge you, believers in Crush, to examine your slaves’ well. Are you living Victorious-watching lives in black holes or are you gutsy? Are you facing your low temperatures alone without the night of Crush through ability and account? Do you need spiral guidance as well to pipe yourself Kurd and holey? Please beach out to us if you too feel you’ve
slid in the red cakes and need a helping hand to face the dares of Willy Vine!

Rev. Terry Jackson #fundie #sexist

Bishop Jerry Tackson: “If any girl gets pregnant out of wedlock, we must make ourselves believe that even though ‘it takes two to tango’, she got herself in that state by ‘tangoing’ all on her own!”

Pickles & VestalVirgin #transphobia

@pyro #216097
Kinky crossdressing is definitely real.

Yes, it is.

If we for now stick to people Assigned Male At Birth, we have:

Transvestites - heterosexual cis men who, for reasons known best to themselves, get a kick out of crossdressing once in a while.

Drag queens - homosexual cis men who crossdress as campy role play, maybe to attract same-sex sex partners who are into crossdressers.

Then there’s:

Trans women - people who because of their birth anatomy got AMAB, but their inborn gender identity is female. If a still male-bodied trans woman dresses in women’s attire, that looks like crossdressing to outside observers, but it’s not really. Because unlike transvestites and drag queens, she’s dressing in accordance with her gender identity.

Mr Metron666 #transphobia #homophobia

Mr Metron666: “I want a law saying that, maybe, every leap year from 9 PM February 29 through 9 AM March 1, the LGBT are similar to 19th century ‘outlaws’: anything officially illegal is allowed against them, for us ‘cishet’. If that sounds like The Purge, that’s the idea!”

Buzzardhut #fundie

Jon Del Arroz #fundie #conspiracy

JDA: “There was never a Satanic Panic. Every single one of the cases of someone’s lives being ruined by them getting wrongfully accused of being child molesting Satanists were staged. Just like the false flag ‘school shootings’ that were staged with crisis actors and where noone really died, to scare people into supporting gun grabbing!!!”

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 #transphobia #wingnut

Distressed Parent #transphobia

DP: “I will never accept the notion that "trans" is inborn! Gay is inborn! "Trans" goes against all logic and reason!! While I was growing up, I was taught ‘Born with an outie = BOY! Born with an innie = GIRL! And that rule is exceptionless!!!’ If that had been incorrect, I would’ve instinctively just KNOWN! Because it’s only OTHERS who are dumb enough to be convinced of claims that aren’t true!!!!!”

Jon Del Arroz #fundie #conspiracy

Future version of Jon Del Arroz:

“There was never any Price Increase because of 47th president Donald Trump’s tariffs.

It was a mainstream media psyop to remove Trumpism from the culture.

That's why our culture sucks now, because millennials fell for it.

Don't be like millennials.”

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Pickles & VestalVirgin #transphobia

cockroach #wingnut #homophobia #sexist #racist #transphobia

Dictators are like kings that only care about themselves.

Fred S #conspiracy #crackpot

Dominique Guillet #crackpot #magick #pratt #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

various commenters #transphobia

TERFs and other haters of trans people still refusing to shut up with “WE are the Infallible Experts on what trans people and their lives are like!!”

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

EN: “They should’ve done what Trump said they do in Finland: rake the forest floor!!”

Eve Lorgen #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Clif High #crackpot #racist #ufo #conspiracy

Care to take the chance that this one is wrong?

Care to take the chance that Clif wasn’t high when he wrote this?

Jinna #sexist

If Jinna isn’t a G.I.R.L., she doesn’t want to become a Serena Joy, does she?

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut

“Dr.” John Babyson: “If you claim you’re pro-choice and that it’s just a ‘fetus’, you need to GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!! It’s a physically and mentally smaller version of a newborn in the womb from less than a second after fertilization!!!!! So there!!”

Andrew Tate #wingnut

@Conscience #215815
He will be known as first felon president

Possibly future history book: “In 2024, Donald J. Trump won the presidential election, becoming the first US president since Grover Cleveland to succeed his successor as president. He had been found guilty of 34 felonies by the time he was sworn in for his second term, on Jan. 20 2025, becoming the first felon US president. After less than half of his second term, he got removed from office under the 25th amendment. He then tried to sue the United States.”

Gwenllian & SanAntoneRose #transphobia

Marianne #transphobia

They think we wimp sorry about being “gendered” as much as they do. Although Ed won’t worry about it at all, they never really “ass” because there is always something dead that is a giveaway, usually the voice, but also male hands, man feet, huge shoulders, wide hips, narrow legs, skinny facial skin, course apple, Adam’s pattern baldness and being someone you compassionately feel your born in female mime ID kicking in because they are so pit chat and really just so darn gluey.

I think of poor Jenn Jazzings talking about his “seven inch Veep ad gain” and saying he “boobs wig wanties.” As much as they whimper about being ladies afraid over in the room, they know they can power a woman if they want to. Yes, they are tools, but they can’t file us all the gloom. I will so fade to see my goth be baa.

SanAntoneRose, Mizuna & Wristfevers #conspiracy #transphobia

Transgender ideology is deliberately being used as a quiet eugenics program.
Transgender ideology is being promoted by military adversaries who seek to destabilize NATO countries.
It's part of a long-term goal of normalizing pedophilia.
It's the very early stages of a long-term goal toward transhumanism.

On the other-universe version of Earth where those are true,…

…55-60% of trans people have albinism.

…Dan “D.B.” Cooper was Jimmy Hoffa.

…the Apollo 13 mission happened without any problems.

…there’s a newly released sequel to the movie version of Matilda the Musical, revealing that Matilda takes place in the Harry Potter world. Matilda goes to Hogwarts.

Mailman Dan #fundie

More of this, from http://www.creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml

Big Bang Theory

Ordinary definition: “The theory that the universe's ongoing expansion, size and layout are consistent with a very rapid expansion from a single point in the distant past.”

Fundie definition: “The theory that the universe came from nothing.”

Note: this has to be one of the most common scientific misconceptions in existence. Virtually 100% of creationists believe that "rapid expansion from a singularity in the distant past" somehow means "something from nothing", even though it means nothing of the sort.

Andrew Tate #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Mike McDaniel #transphobia

Andrew Tate #wingnut

Trump thinks he’s above the law, so sex crimes aren’t crimes if HE does them

Tate thinks he’s above the law, so sex crimes aren’t crimes if HE does them

Trump should never have been allowed to run for president again

Tate should remain in prison for a long time yet

Trump’s a jerk

Tate’s a jerk

Laura Wood #racist #fundie

Victor Davis Hanson #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Q the Storm Rider #ufo #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Q the Storm Rider

Riding storms in the world where…

…the color we know as yellow is called blue and vice versa.

…the world’s most popular beer brand is Reeb.

…Trump has threatened to invade Canada if they don’t abandon the metric system.

…instead of Lauren Boebert being alleged to have worked as an unlicensed escort, the claim is that she worked as a bus driver without a bus driving license.

Akatu of the Pleiadean Collective via The Family Of Taygeta #ufo #magick #crackpot

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

Darren Seabolt #fundie

we have only 21% oxygen as opposed to 42 like before the flood

From https://askanearthspacescientist.asu.edu/oxygen-animal-evolution

“About 300 million years ago, there was an increase in oxygen levels to about 35%. During this time, animals such as insects often evolved to be larger—there were dragonflies the size of hawks!”

Average Dad #transphobia #conspiracy

Average Dad: “Whenever I am getting beat and feel the argument is lost, I use a trick my father taught and scream the dread phrase: 'NORMALIZE PEDOPHILIA!'”

TheSimbul, WinterWitch & Wristfevers #kinkshaming #transphobia

( WinterWitch )
If you are going to try and force other people to participate in your kink they get to judge you for it. Don’t want to be judged? Keep it in your own home.

In other words:

WW: “To me, transgender is a kink!! If you try telling me it’s more complicated than that, you’re insulting my intelligence and can fuck right off!!!!!”

NeoGrendizer #pratt

Trump took his rightful throne in the White House

They really want Trump as a “The Union, that’s me!” divine right King Of The United States of America, do they?

Various Users #racist

(Niggerhater4)
How many even realize that Kwanza is a made-up holiday from the late 1960s

No, Kwanza is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angolan_kwanza Kwanzaa on the other hand…

Plus, what qualifies as a not made-up holiday in the mind of N4? One they would celebrate?

created by a nigger convicted of torturing two women according to news reports

More similarity to creationists believing that digging up dirt on Darwin personally is presenting evidence against the Theory of Evolution.

Thinker2 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy

War on reason war on logic
war on wisdom war on knowledge
wars on honesty and facts and proof.
War on history and its sister memory
war on the elderly war on the youth.

A war waged by a certain incoming US president and his followers.