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Martin Cosentino #fundie

“The reason that Christianity presents the greatest difficulties of belief, is exactly because it presents the greatest rewards for continuing faith.”
Isn’t that a little fucked up?
I mean, I teach for a living. Taught in the Navy, teach for my corporation.
Taken tests, written tests, proctored tests.
The entire goal of teaching is that the student graduates with knowledge. We design the course for the express purpose ofo getting the necessary info across.
Practice tests to make sure they’re keeping up, retention checks during instruction to make sure theyh’re paying attention. reviews, and a continuing effort to ensure the questions are accurate and the language isn’t a trick.
The more important the course, the greater the effort to get the info across because the test is harder. The course for CPR is half the length of the course to TEACH CPR, for instance.
It makes no sense that the faith is HARDER to understand because ALL OF ETERNITY is based on our understanding of it. That’s not the work of a benevolent god. Especially if he doesn’t interrupt people on the wrong track.
I used to glance over tests and tell the room, “Be sure to read question 3 CLOSELY!” or “Do you remember when we performed that procedure? What did we find out?”

Bug GOd?
Doesn’t tap Muslims or Jews on the shoulder, ask if they read the chapter on Jesus again. Doesn’t ask the Catholics to question why the cathedral is painted in paint with actual gold in it while people are starving. Doesn’t jostle the Mormon’s elbow to suggest, “None of this has been found by Archeology.” Doesn’t ask the Baptists why the guy on the podium has a Rolex when Jesus had to beg for meals each night.

This makes no sense UNLESS you’re just making shit up so that YOU’RE that much more special, because YOUR faith is the only possible one and you’re superior to the ones who failed.

Vox Day #fundie #homophobia

“Setting aside the specific answer, which is that the recognition of homogamy has already led to the elimination of the legal terms “husband,” “wife,” “father” and “mother” in some jurisdictions,”
And this affects you HOW? In WHAT FUCKING WAY?
If the law used to refer to ‘husband’ or ‘wife’ and now says ‘spouse,’ how did this alter anything about your life? You’re still a spouse. And a self-important drama queen, apparently.
And if a policy about ‘mom’ or ‘dad’ is now ‘Parent or legal guardian,’ you’ve got the exact same status.

"When a government officially overvalues one type of relationship and undervalues another, the undervalued relationship will decline and become less societally influential, while the overvalued relationship will become more common and more influential.”
Plausible, i guess. Now, just show that allowing gays to marry the exact same as you is undervaluing your marriage? Because I’ve been in Massachusetts since the first legalized gay marriage decision, and my marriage is unaffected to the best of my ability to gauge.

“The government overvaluation of homosexuality is why 4.4 percent of the characters on U.S. television are now sexually abnormal,”
Television is a bunch of private businesses. CAPITALISM is why they try to include the gay market.

“The government devaluation of marital relationships is why marriage rates have been methodically declining across the West,”
Marriage rates have been declining for a long, long time, even before gay marriage was legalized.

"why birth rates have fallen to sub-replacement levels,”
I think you’re confusing correlation with causation.

"why the economic growth rates of the 1950s are, at present, demographically impossible and why social programs such as Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid are mathematically doomed.”
Sure, it’s the gays. Not that the oligarchs have been purposefully destroying the middle class and widening the gap between the rich and the poor.
And the GOP has been trying to destroy all three of those programs. But that’s not their fault, it’s the gays.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE it is.

Grace Kim Kwon #fundie

“Don't. It's as barbaric as sending under-age boys to battlefields for combat."
We haven’t got the manpower to say no. And it’s unfair.

“What are the men doing?”
Fighting alongside them.

“ Such world is not a world worthy to be protected by any kind of combatants.”
Your opinion is noted and filed under ‘who gives a fuck?’

"Make men combatants.”
You mean, the draft? That was pretty barbaric.
But if all the combat positions are men, men get all the battle experience, and all the medals, and get advancements while the women who’ve volunteered to fight get pushed aside. That’s unfair.

“Women should keep chastity for marriage, dress properly, and raise children instead of doing man's works;”
Nineteen Forty Five called. DO you want a side of segregation with that order of sexism?

"that contributes to the national security far more.”
Not all women (or all men) are cut out to be parents. There’s a reason many of them volunteer forroles that aren’t found on an episode of Ozzie and Harriet.

"Women doing men's jobs also feminize boys and men and increase men's violence against girls and women.”
Make up your mind. DOes women in uniform LESSEN toxic masculinity or increase it?

"Men should not consider women equal that way (the physical and emotional strength is different)”
Trust me, they don’t. But they should offer equal opportunities.

“but protect women and children always and everywhere.”
SO, men SHOULD protect women, but if women are in the same jobs, it’s just natural that men will abuse women?
You’re stepping on your own dick, here.

“ Men are women are equal but different; the roles do not overlap in everything.”
There have been changes since @@II, you should get out , more. Read a newspaper or something.

nathanstetski@ #fundie

“So, given the immense size of the ark and bringing on only 2 of every KIND of animals”
Fourteen. seven pairs of every animal that was clean for sacrifice purposes.
Is there anyone we could talk to who has actually READ the fucking book?

“It says in the Bible, that after Adam and Eve had Cain, Abel, and Seth, that they had other sons and DAUGHTERS... there you go!”
Not so fast.

When Cain killed his brother, he pleaded to God that the people around him were going to kill him. That would be, his family. His parents, brothers, sisters.
So he ran off to build his own city.
And one of his sisters, who wanted to kill him as a fratricide, ran off WITH him? That’s your solution?
What changed her mind?
You’d think that her (or any of them) forgiving him his crime would have been spelled ou in the scriptures.

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy

Lady Liberty #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

“I do not feel bad for them.”
I personally could give a fuck if you feel bad or count it as a victory. It’s not about THEM.

The problem is that in taking people into custody, you take responsibility for them, guilty or innocent. Holding people in custody is not supposed to be a trial, or revenge.
Even the guilty have rights, and the cops have responsibilities. IF we’re the good guys, and not just Nazi criminal fuckstones.
Law-abiding citizens shouldn’t cheer for the fuckstones.

jewish philosopher #fundie

"However atheism removes all barriers which would prevent murder;”
A big part of Army training involves overcoming an individual’s natural reluctance to take a human life. So they demonize the enemy and condition the shit out of the soldier. Strangely, atheists have the same reluctance as any theist in uniform.
Because we’re social animals.

“from that point, raw human nature takes over.”
Boot camp shows that raw human nature takes over FIRST. Even for those that signed up after 9/11 to kill the muslim devils.

silent one #fundie

So, by your thinking, any country that’s less than 50% Christain should be having Earthquakes because they’ve ppissed God off.
So, all largely-islamic countries, all mainly-Buddhist countries, Any Jewish country, all of them should be constantly suffering from natural disasters.
Oh, and also the United States. Because even though more than half the country thinks they’re Christain, most of the Christains think THEY are the only Christain church. No one else counts. Catholics disavow the Baptists, Baptists disavow the Mormons, Mormons disavow all the fucking Gentiles…

supersport #fundie

"why do evolutionists dig up animals' bones out of the ground and want so badly to call them "transitionals?"”
If you actually even BEGIN to understand evolution, you’ll know that they’re all transitional. Every fossil. Every single thing walking on, creeping over, tunneling through or swimming beside the Earth is a species in transition.

“with evolutionists' mentality, they could dig up chihuahua bones and then dig up Great Dane bones and then say: "Oh, look...see there....it's evolution in action."”
Because…it IS.

“In reality, it's just two different animals that existed at more or less the same time."
And this makes it NOT evolution because….?
Can you even EXPLAIN this protest, much less support it?

ionlycopenow #psycho

XtrueOloveX #fundie

“There isn't any rational explanation I can offer as to why this happened, but it did happen.”
Except there IS a rational explanation.
You PRAYED for sun for ‘the duration’ of your visit, you said. But it started raining before you left.
Rather than decide that your prayer was NOT fully answered, you call it ‘close enough’ and assume everyone else will.
YOU would take any amount of sunshine as a fulfillment. or give God the benefit of the doubt. (‘HE decided the farmers needed rain,’ perhaps. Or ‘But the little rain reminded me that I should be grateful for the sunshine we did get.’
And anecdotes =/= evidence.

wesleyismyname #fundie

“Any person with just a little horse sense can rightly discern the poor theory of evolution within the first sentence, "first there was nothing and then it exploded".”
Curious what you think ‘discern’ means, as a verb.
That’s not the first sentence of evolutionary theory. Or the second. Or the 333rd. It’s nothing at all to do with evolution.
The theory you’re looking for doesn’t say ‘nothing exploded,’ either.
Maybe instead of horse sense, you need a fourth grade reading level?

"Also the discovery of DNA made many single cell evolution theorists huntin for a new theory.”
The discovery of DNA reinforced evolutionary theory, not overturned it.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“If, as evolutionists claim, all of mankind evolved from the SAME primitive life-source, then how did we end up with 7,000 different languages?”
That’s pretty well understood by language experts. There are even charts how specific languages developed and branched off and such.

"It is far more reasonable to accept the Biblical claim that God created all of mankind's different languages”
…because people were building a skyscraper. We’ve built higher, now, and God has done exactly squat about it. We’ve flown higher and penetrated teh sky that’s supposedly solid. Without consequences.
Why in the fuck is such a fairy tale reasonable?

"than it is to believe that some space-dust from a massive chaotic explosion somehow became life, and then took on intelligence, and then from the same evolutionary process ended up with 7,000 different languages”
Well, if that’s too complicated for you, Little Davey, then better stick to the coloring book, ‘A Junior Christain’s Guide To The Bible.’

LittleNipper #fundie

“We ARE different from animals because they are afraid of us.”
I was afraid of my first LPO. And my second Weapons Officer. And that psycho in the torpedo room my first patro… So, if animals fear humans, then I’m an animal.

"They work for OUR benifit.”
Twenty years in the military to protect your right to be this stupid… Upcheck here, too.

"They exist for us to enjoy.”
I’m a pretty funny guy. Upcheck #3.

“We do not exist for them to enjoy.”
You’ve never given a dog a belly rub, have you? Check.

“Animals were not created in GOD's image.”
Says the book men wrote. No CHANCE it’s edited in our favor….

“Animals lack an eternal soul.”
Prove that you have one.

“Animals are promoters of the environment, the tools of/for the established/created ecological system.”
They’re IN the environment. So are we.
And prove that the ecological system is an artifact?

_Darth_Brooks_ #fundie

“Science has no basis in fact.”
Well, no. Science isn’t a thing. It’s a process. A way to acquire and utilize knowledge.
It’s not something you can trip over if someone leaves their science in the middle of the floor.

“None that I am aware of,”
Of that, no one is questioning.

“and certainly nothing the scientific method can be brought to bare upon.”
Could you please explain the difference between science and the scientific method? A picture would help, if you can find one.

Mercyburst #fundie

“I think this type of sex is proabably immoral conduct for everyone.”
Other than you being a prude and going ‘ick’ what would tel me it’s immoral?

“I'm speaking of both anal and oral sex which we know to be grossly immoral conduct for fornicators both gay and hetero.”
Fornication is immoral. Fornicators having missionary sex is immoral. Why is the sex itself immoral?

“Even in a male/female marriage I believe it can become sin when it becomes the end to the means, meaning it is more than just a prelude to intercourse in a marriage.”
No part of the marriage vow includes not having anal or oral sex. Or not having sex for pleasure.
My wife and i have three sons, and we’re past childbearing age. What would make a blowjob immoral?

“That is what some pastors have said, and I believe they are right.”
But why? WHat tells you (or them) it’s immoral?

"Sex can become witchcraft and idolatry in a male/female marriage.”
Uh huh…. Maybe i can convince my wife that sucking me off will cast a death spell at Trump.
I don’t believe you ‘ve got ANYTHING to support this line of sermonizing.

neoverse #fundie

“if "evo" & "BB" are so scientific why does it take people like you so many words to try and convince people of it?"
Hanh? REALLY? I was an instructor in the Navy and am hired as a corporate instructor right now. Simplified explanations of complicated things lead to misunderstandings.
ONE scientist explaining evolution by a simplistic phrase like, ‘the giraffe chose the longer neck’ and twenty generations of creationists will tell each other and INSIST that evolution is a voluntary act.
We NEED the long and complicated sentences to express the EXACT idea we’re trying to convey because YOU fuckers can’t be trusted to move up from an analogy.

“Seems to me if something were so true. factual or scientific it wouldn't take so many words to explain yourself.”
Part of it is trying to correct the misunderstandings the creationist throws into the question from the very beginning.
You guys are just so ignorant, it takes forever to get the real ideas sorted out.

Not the bee #transphobia

“Using people's biologically correct given names”
A biologically correct name?
Holy FUCK that’s stupid.
And especially funny since i was stationed for 8 years in Southern Georgia, where a girl can be named after her daddy, so ‘Bubba’ is gender-neutral.

“accidentally using the wrong pronoun could now legally brand you a bigot:”
Legally braned, A ‘bigot’? This is a thing where you live?
Well, i doubt that accidental mistakes are going to be that harshly punished. Consistent and continual refusal to cooperate, though… Is there a non-bigoted reason that you must use the name, pronoun they DON’T want to be called?
As Pratchett put it, most times in a social setting,s omeone’s name is the noise they make right after you ask them, ‘WHat is your name?’ Why do you get to ignore that?

David J. Stewart #fundie

BTW, Stewie, he’s NOT singing about God in that song. He’s singing about a woman. A woman his entire existence is centered on. A woman responsible for his lfie as it exists right now.
He’s not invoking or thanking or appealing to God in any way except as a figure of speech. There’s just no telling what direction he might have taken without this woman’s influence.
Whether he’s Christain, Atheist, or Agnostic, the meaning of the song doesn’t change.
And you’re even dumber than anyone’s ever suspected.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“The God/Goddess/They-ness of Gender is something that, if you ask ten different gender ideologues what it is, you will get ten different answers, none of them making any sense.”
MAYBE ask a sexologist? A therapist? And pull your head out of your ass? Might maybe get some consistent responses.

"What difference is there between some child bravely declaring their willingness to have their heart cut out or their throat slit to appease Huitzilopochtli and some teen “bravely” going under the knife to appease some ill-defined, ineffable Gender God and then dancing around in a Tic-Tok video showing off their mastectomy scars?”
I imagine the regret rate for volunteering as a human sacrifice is WAY higher than that of requesting transgendered therapy.
And a much better screening process. “You willing to die?”
“Yes, sir!”
“Get on the altar, then, you’re suitable.”

"I don't see much of a difference at all.”
Because you’re a bigoted dillhole who’s ignoring about 6000 years of history and the last 100 years of science on the subject so you can pretend it’s all a fad and a smokescreen.

" that they are sacrificing the child's body to save their soul.”
Uh, no. No, you won’t find ‘soul’ in any of the scientific literature on the subject.

“Haven't they entered a kind of living-death netherworld?”
THe regret rate is less than 1%. If their new life is as bad as you paint it, IMAGINE how horrible life must have been before transition!?!?!

Society is slowly waking up to this reality, but very slowly in the U.S., and I worry that the recent gains in "it's like they just can't help it.”
It’s a proven therapy wiht a good track record, so if people who understand it ’can’t help’ themselves from helping people who are suffering, imagine that.

"Some people just feel the urge to kill some other people for nebulous reasons.”
Watch the suicide rates in the states that are banning the treatment, and reread this sentence. Slowly.

Chillhop #fundie

I just can’t get over ‘Here is fake money, your time is not valuable to me. Also, here is my penis.’
In the service, it was a rule not to piss off the people who controlled your pay record or your shot record. That could get painful. But pissing off the person who’s going to have your peeepeee between her teeth?

salvationfound #fundie

“If God is our creator shouldn't he have ultimate authority over how long someone is in Hell?”
Yes. Just don’t pretend that it’s ‘justice’ when it’s eternal.

“You or I may not like it but that doesn't matter...”
It matters. you sign on with a system that has an unjust god.I cannot bring myself to worship such a monster.

"I personally think that if God said to me that he changed his mind and all Christians are going to Hell as well as non-believers I think he is just to do so.”
Might makes right? I was cured of that idea in 3rd grade.

“Am I an evil man for thinking that?”
Yes, if you think whims and endless suffering are just.

Rom831 #fundie

“That [indirect observation and testing] is a goofy loophole”
Only if you don’t ACTUALLY understand science.

"But it is dishonest and false.”
Nope.

“If you follow the scientific method you must observe something and test.”
God, I hope not. That would mean they’d have to recreate the conditions of stellar operations here on Earth, and I live only four hours away from MIT.
“Repeatable observations” is part of the scientific method, but that does not mean an eyewitness to whatever you’re studying. If that was science, then every episode of CIS, they’d have to commit a murder to prove how the criminal did it.

“You do not test DNA and all of a sudden have evolution.”
It’s not all of a sudden. Evolution involves many different branches of science and genetics is one part.
It’s like saying you cannot study electricity and then design a car. Cars use electricity in several ways, but they also require other sciences being brought to bear.

Also, part of the FUCKING DEFINITION of evolution involves changes in the DNA.

BurningSon #fundie

“So your saying that God is just made up in the human mind?”
No, no, no. I’m an atheist.
I’m saying ALL GODS are just made up in humand minds.

“Wrong.”
Some evidence would be timely, here.

“God talks about this in James.”
If there are no gods, then some man wrote those lines and attributed them to your invisible friend.

“If you doubt when you ask, your as unsteady as a wave on the sea being driven by the wind.”
No, i’m pretty consistent. I ask for evidence, i get accusations, poor math, REALLY poor history, illogic, puns, and straight up lying.

“Also, how can God do what you asked Him when you don't belive your going to recive what you asked for?”
That’s pretty easy. If you don’t believe gods will provide, then nothing you receive could come from gods. If you DO believe and expect divine response, then you’ll interpret whatever happens as God either fulfilling your request, OR God saying ‘no.’

“Sounds like your brainwashed into belive God isn't real and you don't want anyone to tell you otherwise.”
As i said above, i get accusations. If your post doesn’t convince me, I’m brainwashed? Yeah, that’s logically supported.
But you’re half right. I don’t want anyone to just TELL me that THor is real, or that Ra exists, or that Amateratsu healed…someone, or that i must obey Ishtar. I want evidence for the claim.

E_Powers #fundie

“But since you like to explain every thing with science”
Well, ‘science’ is real.

“and are rithing with anger because you think god is an angry god to you.”
No, not ‘writhing.’ I don’t think God exists. I think your (side’s) efforts to make me Live as if i did are worth resisting.

"explain the following events that i prayed for and recieved with incredible accuracy."
Um, anecdotes are not evidence, but go ahead.

“i was mad at my parents and prayed for a newborn baby brother with a hairy butt crack so it was hard for them to change his diapers. it happened a year later.”
A year later. Is that the ONLY thing you wished for in that year? We wish for lots of things. I also think about many songs i’ve heard during the day. LOTS. And when one of the many comes up on the radio, it is very tempting to think i’m psychic. But it’s just the numbers.
So millions prayed for an end to abortion, end to wars, end to srarvation, Obama not being president, but God heard YOU ask for a baby brother and that request got granted…
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #homophobia

“Thus, many moral right's issues are being violated in the name of "civil rights."”
Ah. SO someone claiming a civil right to not live by your superstition violates your moral right to tell them they’re evil.
Yeah, STFU, Stewie.

“Listen, just because you're a U.S. citizen doesn't give you the right to disobey God.”
It really does, Stewie. I mean, i don’t believe in gods. You can, but I don’t have to.

"For example: Being a U.S. citizen gives you the "right" to vote; but, it does not give you the right to be homosexual.”
No, because it doesn’t give YOU the right to outlaw something based only on your religion. Look up the Lemon law, doofus.

“I don't care what the Supreme Court says,”
And you have that right.
You’re just wrong, wrong, fundamentally wrong.

“the Word of God condemns homosexuality. America is filled with demented homosexuals and murderous abortionists who boast of being respectable citizens,”
Well, so do you, so there you go.

“committing their sins with the government's permission; but, God will judge them for their sins (Romans 1:32).”
And I’ll face up to any of the gods that turn out to exist, fine. I just see no reason to start now.

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women.”
She left you. Move on.

“It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands,”
SHe divorced you because your religious convictions are not upheld in the legal sphere.

“kill their children,”
Meh. THey’re not children.

“practice witchcraft,”
Religious freedom for the win. OR for the stuff if down Stewie’s throat. Again.

“destroy capitalism,”
Jesus wasn’t all that fond of capitalism, near as i can tell.

"and become lesbians.”
MAN, you’re a sore loser.

4given #fundie

“Facebook has brought more harm to my family in recent history than anything I can recall. Because of it my nephew is getting divorced.”
Um, people got divoced before facebook.

“My oldest daughter is not speaking to me after I called her out over some questionable posts.”
See, in the old days, we had to walk three miles uphill to not speak to someone that bitched us out.

"… in a recent consensus of lawyers, Facebook had played a role in 8 out of 10 divorce cases.”
And sixty years ago, the telephone probably played a similar role.
How do they determine if it’s causal or coincidental?

"Just this week Facebook announced their support of gay rights, stating "They were going to take an aggressive stance against Hate Speach". Thus they basically announced the censorship of christian messages and posts is going to increase.”
That’s wonderful. “Hate speech is forbidden, here!” they say.
And you reply, “Fuck, now i can’t bash the gays with Jesus!”

“Therefore "I Believe" it is an agent of satan and his world.”
Right, right. Getting cut off after Calling your daughter’s posts into question can ONLY be blamed on Satan. Your intention to continue hate speech would ONLY be intolerable to Lucifer.
Like an incel, not a whit of YOUR hatred can be blamed on your dumb ass…

Andrew Schlafly #fundie #ableist

Stacy McDonald #fundie

“It says to God, "I want to be in control of this because I don't trust You to make a wise decision in this area.....so here's a little help!”
This IS exactly why i never tell Jesus to take the wheel. Keep my nands on it at ALL times.
I also never just trust Jesus to protect me from shock and work on live circuits.
I also obey warning signs like ’don’t swim here, sharks’ or ‘do not touch the poison’ or ‘never walk on the unsteady surface.’ God has a horrible track record of altering reality in my favor. Like a father who allows the kid to get hurt so he’ll ‘learn a lesson.’
We don’t want any more kids, so I had a vasectomy.
I’m prepared to tell God to his face that i don’t trust him to choose whether or not i have another kid.

Tom Sanders #racist

“Harper Lee, supposed non-communist jew author of To Kill a Mockingbird.”
What in the name of all that’s literary would make yuo think she was communist? Or Jewish?

“Suspiciously never wrote another book.”
Huh? Suspiciously?
You judge a book by the contents, not by the author’s track record. It’s not like there’s a formula, that one needs X many best-sellers to get a pulitzer, or four novels before a movie contract.
And there’s no requirement that you ever do anything again. She wrote, fucking NAILED it, and sat back. Oh, and HAS written a second book, so, what’s the problem?

"Her book became instant success,”
Meh. It’s a good book. The scene of Scout seeing how black churches operated in comparison to her own certainly struck me when i read it in 1975, and I still recall being amazed by that chapter.

“hyped by jew media.”
Or maybe it’s just good?

“Instantly won Pulitzer prize.”
Okay, who SHOULD have won that year?
And why? Hersey’s book was his 9th. Is that what makes it better?

“Dyke.”
Such an incisive analysis of an author you’ve never met, and such compelling evidence you bring to support this conclusion. No one could possibly dismiss your rant as jealousy, nope.

Another PITT-y partier #transphobia #crackpot

"If that is true, what is going on at my child’s school?”
Probably a lot of things that you are ill-equipped and unwilling to distinguish between.
This is why there’s almost never any bottom surgery for minors and certainly not before spending quite a bit of time in therapy.
But you don’t think any of it’s real, and the evil malicious conspirators with doctor degrees want everyone changed willy nilly.

"My daughter’s trans identity started when the school taught a module on ‘identity’ during which they told a group of 11-year-olds that, if you feel uncomfortable in your body, it means you are transgender.”
I really doubt that anyone said THAT.
I mean, how could they possibly know that kids at that age are OFTEN uncomfortable, and confused. Even asking, ‘Is it supposed to do that?’ Do you have a copy of the presentation or the curricula? Or the words of at least two adults that were there?
MAYBE your son heard something that really resonated, and realized he felt that way, and his report wasn’t quite as accurate as it was meant to be.

"She went home, looked up ‘transgender’ on Tiktok, and that was it. She was now trans.”
Maybe. Are you helping him get the right therapy or at least the screening? Or just screaming ‘No! You’re NOT!’ Same way my grandparents told my dad he COULD NOT BE in love with a gentile. Just didn’t work that way.

“I’m no prude, but I also don’t think a constant parade of sexual politics is appropriate for such young children.”
No, you prefer the model I had growing up. Sex is a non-issue. Never heard, never spoken, never suggested, and certainly no one ever cleared up any questions or misconceptions. Like the color chart they were passing around in the locker room. See, you stick a penny in her no-no place, and if it comes out tarnished she has an STD. The color tells you which kind. If it comes out clean, she’s clean.’
Then at 18, suddenly EVERYTHING IS ON YOUR SHOULDERS! If you get pregnant, or get someone pregnant, it’s your fault and you should have known better (despite 18 years of radio silence). If you have quirky feelings it’s the Devil! If you like black girls it’s the devil! If you join the Marines you’ll catch something in Okinowa and it’ll rot off!

"My child’s name and pronouns were changed by the school without my knowledge.”
No, they were not. Your child changed them AT school, and he had good reasons not to tell your bigoted ass.

"We didn’t get so much as a phone call"
Because the school advocates for you kid, not you.

jennylynn #fundie

“I don't need to protest divorce because it is not being paraded with pride and shoved down our throats as normal nor is it forced on our children as acceptable.”
Yes, it is. I mean, it’s as prevalent on TV as gay characters. It just doesn’t raise your hackles so you dont notice.
It’s all THROUGH the schools. I used to keep the badge records for a scouting group. 70% of the kids, their last name was not the same as at least one of their parents, guardians, or emergency contacts. Broken families, blended families, divorce, divorce, divorce.
Even characters in kid shows include at least one from divorced or divorcing parents.
And al lthe Step-brother/Step-sister porn!? Wow!

It IS normalized, despite the commandments, you just accept it. Standing on a ‘law’ from a document you largely ignore is not a good argument, either, you flaming hypocrite.

S4sutler #fundie

Salutextm #sexist

“[Serious] Why do women have sex?”
Seriously, they don’t need your approval to have sex, they don’t need you to approve of their motivations.

“According to a study which surveyed over 800 college students, only 39% of women reported having an orgasm.”
Well, they’re doing a lot better than incels.
I saw one woman who posed in Playboy who said, “I know several women who’ve shown a lot more for a lobster dinner, if you know what I mean.”

“Another group of writers asked over 1,000 women from all over the world their reasons for wanting sex and report that pleasure was rarely a reason.”
And you cannot understand that. You ONLY want woman so they’ll turn your brains to guacamole, you brain has no room for any other motive for human interaction except sex for pleasure.
Is it really a mystery why none of them will fuck you?

"Also, intercourse, which is literally the default act for most mammals to procreate is insufficient for female pleasure.”
You’re saying that women are harder to please for the reason that women aren’t often pleased…?

“So if women know this, why do they even have sex?”
You don’t understand a woman having sex to make her partner feel good, if they don’t also orgasm. Your total selfishness is probably a bigger reason you’re an incel then the closeness of your eyes.

“Why engage in intercourse with someone if you aren't getting anything out of it physically?”
And, again, as long as they’re getting SOMETHING out of it to make it worth their while, you’re in no position to judge their goals.

"I thought women weren't slimy, manipulative snakes who bear no ulterior motives, or, at least that's what Reddit told me.”
They nave no ulterior motive for turning you down. THey just don’t want to fuck you. It becomes clearer with every post.

David J. Stewart #fundie

mandy #fundie

“Interesting that those so invested in evolution have such a lack of understanding about the theory.”
Oh, DO tell!

“It is not politically correct toward homosexuals, women or various racial groups.”
I, uh, think you’re full of shit.
Political Correctness is an effort to prevent accidental offense. If evolutionary research actually has evidence that homosexuality, for example, is incorrect, then that’s the science. No insult intended, though people may TAKE off3nse.
First of all, though, you need to understand that it’s gene pools that evolve, not individuals? As long as the species gains some benefit from gay mambers, then it’s perfectly reasonable for it to develop and to be retained in the gene pool for as long as it helps.
And homosexuality shows up in too many species around the biosphere to be a mistake.
I have no idea why you think evolution would be offensive to women. You probably misunderstand the title of Darwin’s book about “.,..the favored races.” There, he’s talking about species, not Caucasians. And that’s just another way of saying ‘survival of the fittest species.’

“A tenant of Christianity

Tenet, I’m sure you mean, you illiterate fool.

“ is that race and ethnicity are not indicators of salvation and so only trivial distinctions. Just an observation.”
And how many slave owners in the Old South were, or at least thought they were, Christains?
How many of teh South’s politicians that seceded in order to preserve the right to own slaves were Christains?
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a teensy bit full if it. Just an observation.

James David Manning #conspiracy #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #130921
If your employer supports gay rights, for example, but YOU KNOW that the WORD of GAWD says they gotta die, You should be free to ignore the company’s policy, and spread the TROOF to all with no consequences from HR or the employer. Because you’re obeying a Higher Lawliness.

SpiritualAntiseptic #fundie

Still, a being of infinite benevolence will hold NOTHING more important than mercy. All he’d have to do for any single person burning in Hell is to forgive them rather than sentence them to the flames.
If ANYONE is in Hell, he’snot, he cannot be, omnibenevolent.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Okay, Eric, now all you have to do is prove that we’re made of sugar and flour.
Or gather up all the possible ways we might have evolved and disprove each and every one of them.

A grief-stricken mother #transphobia #fundie

“No one has disowned their child, although their children may have gone no contact.”
How unusual. You belong to a group that echoes your intolerance for transgender identities and treatment, and some of your kids would rather not listen to that shit.
And you all know more about the topic than literal experts.

“but they will fail because no one can truly change their sex.”
That’s the entire POINT, though. They’re NOT changing their sex. They’re reinforcing it.

“I do believe that we should respect the civil rights of transgender people”
Isn’t that generous of you.

“without encouraging them down this pathway.”
SO, they have the civil freedom to live IAW your feelings, not their own.

"They should be welcomed in the Catholic Church, which teaches that the soul and body are inseparable.”
Someone who feels strongly that they’re male should be in the care of a body that used to beat people who wrote lefthanded?

D F Stuckey #fundie

“Of course, strictly speaking, atheists do not exist; Literally, "Atheism" measn”
Means.
“"Without a belief systems"
Without a systems?

“and since they *do* believe without solid proof “
Is ‘solid proof’ part of the definition? Do you have ‘solid proof’ of your rejection of Thor? Or Ra? Or Innana?

“that thier is no diety,”
That THERE ARE NO DEITIES, thank you very much.
I don’t think any religion has provided solid proof that their deities exist.

"they *are* believing in something.”
Now, just show us the Belief SYSTEM involved in atheism, then? I don’t believe in your god, i don’t believe in anyone else’s gods, because the arguments are unconvincing. What’s the belief system involved?
I don’t think you’ve managed to show that ‘atheism’ doesn’t apply to my stance.,

"I prefer Andiest or Nondiest myself,”
And we give a flying fuck for your favoritism, why?

“but as has been discussed, I can be a condescending ass when it comes to being precise.”
Except you lack the spelling skill to really justify being condescending, and you skipped a little bit of the definition of atheism you’re using. I don’t have a belief system, just weighing your evidence/arguments and not being compelled by them.

You’re trying to fight fire with fire but you’re mostly countering fireworks with wet bottle rockets. Your tit for tat is more tat from a twat.

ReformedApologian #fundie

“Hell is not evil;”
It’s just run by evil and it the ultimate destination of everyone who does evil, and the amount of evil in there will never, ever decrease.

“Hell is just.”
Hell is the ultimate revenge fantasy. Not a very sophisticated one, either. Eternal, unending, bottomless torture.
PUNISHMENT is meant to curb misbehavior. Do a crime, do 5 years in prison, hopefully that’s bad enough that the crime isn’t worth it in the future.
People in Hell are never getting out. They’re never getting a second chance to show they’re redeemed. They never are audted to see if they learned their lesson.
There is no justice. NO point where the sins committed are balanced by the punishment received and the prisoner released. It’s about as just as cutting off a 5yo’s head for telling a fart joke.

"But that doesn't mean I delight in the thought of people going there.”
I think you do. There are people who cannot deal with the implications of Hell and just say ’it’s up to God,’ and insist that we won’t feel bad i nHeaven no matter how mny loved ones are in Hell.
And there are those that support the system, congratulate the system, and look forward to all the people they hate going there. And will joyfully sit on a cloud that has a view of the eternal torture.
you endorse torture and call it just.
You worship a god that USES suffering to accomplish his goals.

“Hell is a function of God's justice."
Except a perfect being of perfect mercy, omnibenevolent, would forgive everyone rather than put anyone to that agony.

zenozac #fundie

“I am glad to see we are agreed it is just a theory.”
THere’s the fact of evolution, the biology changes that occur and have been recorded, and there’s the theory of evolution, which explains the facts.
there’s nothing ‘mere’ about the theory.

"Not a fact as it is taught in public schools.”
It’s a fact AND a theory. Which you don’t understand in the slightest.

"And yes, IG I know the teachers still call it the theory of evolution, but any disagreement is met with ridicule.”
Because ‘theory’ doesn’t mean ‘guesswork.’ It’s not the disagreement, it’s the illiteracy that’s ridiculed.

“One article handed out to my son last year said only religious zealots and poor, ignorant people from the south tended not to believe in evolution.”
Uh…yeah. Not much of a secular movement to reject ToE. And using the phrase ‘just a theory’ reflects pretty specific ignorance.

“I will try to find the paper and give out the name of the guiy who wrote it if I can.”
So, doxing the author rather than refuting the claims?

“But this was handed out in class by the science teacher.”
Okay.

“I do not advocate teaching religion in public schools, BTW. They can't teach math and reading very well so I sure do not want them teaching religious beliefs.”
Especially since the god-botherers always lose those lawsuits.

Tiffany09 #fundie

“Great question...First, nothing will ever disprove the Bible...Ever!”
What’s the current population of Tyre, the city that the Bible says will be destroyed and Never, Ever rebuilt?

“Second, the Bible doesn't really say that there aren't other worlds.”
Yes, it really does.
The stars are not millions of miles away, they’re all rolling around inside the solid sky. About 400 miles up. Including Sol. There are no planets orbiting the stars, just the light rolling across the sky every night. No room for worlds, even Mars, much less other worlds orbiting their own stars.

"I don't think that there are ET's but you never know. *Eerie music*”
Also sprach Zarathustra is not all that eerie.

Wizardcel #moonbat

“As everyone here knows, I have recently come out as a transager incel. That's right! I am now 16 years old. The only problem is that I'm not legally allowed to change my age :( :cryfeels:”
You know, they already HAVE terminology for grown-ass men walking around acting like teenagers.
Cringe comes to mind. As does ‘arrested development.’ Or ‘retarded growth.’

Impala64ssa #fundie

“Even if they.don’t commit suicide,.they will be traumatized for life dealing with the tranny regret.”
The regret rate of knee replacements is between 16% and 50%.
The regret rate ofdeciding to have one or more children is between 5% and 15%.
The regret rate of completing the transition process is LESS THAN 1%.
You START OFF establishing that you only know lies about the issue.

Born Again2004 #fundie

“I don't need science,”
THen get your luddite ass off of the internet.

“I have Jesus in me that tells me it is true but, saying that, science /mathematics say that it is impossible that Jesus wasn't who he said he was based on the prophecies fulfilled.”
Oh, cool. Like The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, witch. HER prophecies are 100% fulfilled, even as she wrote them down!
It’s easy to fulfill prophecies if your biographer has no scruples.

"You have to look it up but it is something like if Jesus only fulfill 8 or 9 prophecies, and he has fulfilled hundreds, the probability that he is God, is 16 to the power of 10.”
And yet the Jews do not accept Jesus, and exactly because he did NOT fulfill the specific Messiah prophcies. Doesn’t really matter if he fulfilled a dietary law (not to break the bones of the Passover Lamb), that someone claimed to be a prophecy of Jesus being crucified without his bones being broken…

“or 160,000,000,000 : 1 ...or.... 160 trillion that he is : to one he isn't!”
Oh, yes, if a statistic comes from someone wh cannot QUITE recall the actual statistic, there’s just NO WAY it might be made up on the spot.

Evolution is a Liberal Lie #fundie

“The weak, effeminate evolutionist bear”
The bear that constantly and consistently defeats Creationism and ID in court after court after court? THAT weak bear? Just checking.

“has been caught by the creationist bear trap!”
I can only imagine Pixie trying to rip Brutus’ throat out.

“If only he had the teeth of truth and claws of logic that creationists bears have!”
You, uh, you have that backwards. YOU have superstition. Our bear has logic, evidence, and observed facts.

messanjah #fundie

“1) Where did sin come from?”
You mean the Fall. Some believe that the story of The Fall is about Man’s CAPACITY for sin. We think, therefore we make rules. And break them.

“2) When did Satan fall from Heaven?”
Thursday,.

“3) God created the plants on the third day and the sun on the fourth day. Awful hard on those plants to wait for the sun for billions of years.”
Their understanding is that the entire story is a metaphor. Not literal.

“4) Evolution teaches us that we are animals. Why is it that High-School Biology teachers teach us that we are animals and then wonder why we act like it?”
We sinned before the theory of evolution was published. Try again.

“5) Do you truly believe that death was in the original plan of God?”
If not, the seas would be a solid stew of Plankton.

“6) When God looked at His Creation on the sixth DAY”
Still trying to make a literal block fit the metaphor hole.
“and said it was good, was Satan controlling the earth and was Adam standing on a bunch of dead things?”
Do you not understand what a metaphor is?

“7) On the sixth DAY,”
Still dense, I see.

“God gave Adam dominion over the earth. Was Satan ruling then? If so you have a real problem there over who controlled the earth.”
Not realy, it’s a ‘just so’ story, not a biography.

“Think about THAT with an open mind.”
You first.