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iurach #fundie

“You yourself seem to be extrapolating this beyond sanity as well.”
Sanity is subjective.

“I suppose you also believe that all the laws of the universe, as well as evolution just formed on their own?”
No, of course not. Humans invented the laws of the universe by careful observation, hypothesis, and rigorous testing. Like the first law of motion, all things in motion tend to come to rest. That’s what they observed. They’ve updated it because of our increased observations.

“Actually, the scientific method is just as bunk as the archaeological methodology you hate.”
He said over the internet…

"Example being that you fools believe that simply because your own egos cannot "prove" something by "evidence", then it simply can't be true.”
Poor example. More accurate to say that without evidence, we need a really good reason to accept it as true.

"You also seem to believe that our scientific knowledge is the actual universe itself rather than the organised body of knowledge, suppositions, etc.”
Says the guy who thinks the ‘laws’ of the observed universe are independent of scientists.

“ that the human race has developed through trial and error.

Enjoy the time you have left.”
Maybe there’s just a certain type of person who can’t make a point without invoking a threat, huh?

Jennifer Margulis #fundie

Our three kids were all three-months premature.
They tend to fold up like frogs on the NICU shelf, mostly matching the position they were in inside the womb. Not quite the familiar ‘fetal position’ as they were smaller. The largest one was 2 lbs 7 ounces.
I can see her comment, I can see her reaction that the baby is just so small, fragile, and vulnerable. You’d do anything to get between them and the evil in the world.. But good christ, that’s why you beg for the fucking vaccine.

CheesyFedora #sexist

“To all fathers who have daughters: understand that all females are filthy whores from birth,”
And yet every single one of them is too good for your rangy ass. So what does that make you?

"Your daughter wants to be plowed by Chad from the moment she learns about sex.”
So, anyone on the planet except your hateful, misogynistic, self-centered, envious ass.

"She is a fucking degenerate and no amount of protection will keep her from being a degenerate. She was born one.”
Your expertise on women, however, shows that all you’re doing is wagging your envy.

erikthesmasher #fundie

“I had a few friends before this sub. When I presented them my blackpilled ideas they truly hate me now"
What were these ideas?
I interrupted a few guys on the commands I was at when they told racist jokes. Some stopped telling those sort of jokes. No hate.

One guy was checking into my security area and brought his Ku Klux Klan knife out of his pocket. He was tired of hiding it. He tried to defend it with ’It’s not racism if it’s true.’ Doubled down on the racism. Amazingly enough, he talked his way into being hated.
So, I’m going to guess you are not hated because you’re an incel. You’re hated for promoting and defending the blackpill.

nevermind #fundie

Bunnyhop #fundie

kip_rev #fundie

“What do you think an atheists excuse will be?
When an atheist dies and stands before God and God asks him why he didn't believe what do you think thier excuse will be?”
God’s omnipotent, right? Shouldn’t he already KNOW?

“1) Science proved you didn't exist!”
Except science cannot do that.

“2) The concept of you was only for the ignorant and uneducated.”
Demonstrably untrue.

“3) Only people with empty lives believed in you.”
You’re projecting furiously , aren’t you?

Enough of this bullshit. I will honestly point out to God the questions i had that drove me from the church. Mostly because of the inability of the bleevers to adequately deal with the fact taht i had questions.
Also, has God SEEN his apologists?
Kent Hovind? Ray Comfort? HOW could i listen to them for five minutes and find God convincing?
Strobel, Gish, Osteen, Kim Davis, Cardinal Law, the people protesting evolution, the people protesting movies, the people protesting ‘The Pope Must Die!’ a movie title totally supported by the plot.

fighter777 #fundie

“Atheism is promoted by the media as a non religion but lets break down atheistic beliefs and see through this LIE

Atheists have their satanic book (darwins origin of life)”
No where in any of his books does he teach atheism. YOU guys just can’t justify your superstition with the science. your problem, not mine.

“With this satanic book of Darwins, atheists believe all sorts of crazy ideas mostly based on racism not facts,”
Oh, jesus fuck, evolution isn’t racist.

“ie people come from monkeys,they believe a chicken comes from a T rex (atheism is a form of mental illness)”
Your god is kinda intolerant of lies, isn’t he? Why you spouting this nonsense?

“Atheists believe there is no God,”
Or they just lack a belief in any gods.

“they have no proof if God exists making atheism a satanic faith”
Um, no. Near as i can see, YOU have no proof any gods exist. I just lack belief. Nothing satanic and not a faith position.

“Anton LeVay a vile lapdog who promoted Marylon Manson a rock star who named himself after a child molester
(charles Manson)”
Just heaping abuse on a sorry lie, huh?

“LeVay and his nutty rituals and hatred set up a faith system based on selfishness and greed,only atheists would follow such a vile man as LeVay.”
I don’t follow any satanist group.

drfeelgood #fundie

“Please don't use homophobe.”
Well, when i stop seeing irrational reactions to homosexuals, then I won’t.

“It demonstrates ignorance and hatemongering, and the last thing we need is more of that.”
And yet you continue to blather on….

“I can understand why some people would be against both [interracial and gay marriage]. Both are against what the Bible preaches.”
See, ‘my invisible friend’ is not a rational jusification for fear or hatred.
So, homophobe. Or bigot. Or asshole, i guess.
And the bible tends to conflate Jewish identity as a religion, nationality, and race. So the commands against ‘mixing’ are more about having a wife in the kitchen who isn’t keeping Kosher, not mixing races.

“As for me, I have no opinion on the actual interracial marriage.”
And yet you brings it up… I have the doubts.

“I remain neutral. miscegenation is not a clear abomination as homosexuality is.”
miscegenation is not a neutral term.

“Nor is it an evolutionary dead-end like homosexuality.”
And yet, it is retained as a trait in many species. The gene pools must be gaining some benefit from it.

“It just might be a bit selfish because no consideration is given to the child(ren), however.”
I have to note that the things _I_ don’t care about seldom show up in my conversations. Like k-pop? Baseball? Game of Thrones? You just keep bringing ths up.

Dust #fundie

“You atheist types are such hypocrites.”
I’m not sure any Christain knows what that word means.

“Anytime a theists says something they believe, atheist say, 'but it doesn’t say that'.”
Do you mean when they say evolution says everything came from nothing? Yeah it doesn’t say that.
Or do you mean when they say the Bible says abortion is murder? Yeah, it doesn’t say that.
So, what, actually reading the Bible or knowing the Theory is hypocrisy? Huh.

“But when they pull some cockeyed crap out of their hat to ask a question as absurd as 'was Jesus gay?' they want to twist stuff every which way they can.”
Ah. That’s not hypocrisy. That’s mockery. Didn’t think you knew what you were saying.

“And even still you have others thinking he was married.”
That’s fiction. And there are Christains who think that. I’m not convinced he was real, so his bloodline is not a big important issue to me. Dogma, Last Temptation of Christ, Da Vince Code, M*A*S*H.

"'But—but—his mom told him they were out of wine at a wedding. It had to be his wedding.' 'Well—well—he was Jewish, and most Jewish are married.' 'But, Mary Magdelen hung around him a lot. She must have been his girl.' Puullleeeassee.”
Not much of a sense of humor, huh?

“ I swear, you atheists will do anything to pervert the truth.”
Um, we’re atheists, numbnuts. We don’t consider the contents of the Bible to be The Truth.

“And you wonder why you are despised by most of society.”
No, it’s clearly jealousy. We can sleep in on Sundays. Our dietary restrictons are between us and our cardiologist, not a god. We don’t have to defend the bullshit you MUST believe in. We can examine the evidence for evolution AND for Christ’s marriage vows independently.

stillwild1111 #fundie

“Why haven't all single cell organisms, fish, monkeys evolved into people?”
Good question. is this meant to be a criticism of evolutionary theory? All it takes is the fact that mutations are random, not part of a guided plan, to answer that.

“You can put all Irishmen in Egypt and their offspring will NEVER evolve into Egyptians.”
If people are having offspring in Egypt, doesn’t that MAKE them Egyptians?

" If man eats chicken every day for eternity he'll never evolve into a chicken.”
Individuals don’t evolve, no.

“Evolution is not proven it's a weak theory"
It’s one of the best-supported theories that science has.
Are we playing opposite day?

“If faced with the option of believing in something greater than mankind and being wrong, or believing only in man's ability to evolve and being wrong, I'll take my chances with Jesus!”
Pascal’s Wager has many possible results, most of them suboptimal. And we leap from pretending to care about the science to covering your own ass in the face of a judgmental fuckwit of a god.

Lukas Schubert #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“Columns of foreigners, chanting in a foreign language, waving foreign flags, fighting to stay in another country to extract resources from the native population.”
Like the Gravy Seals, in thick Wharrrgabrral, waving the Battle Flag of the nation they wish they belonged to, in red states that sponge off the blue states?

Michelle Cayson #fundie

“1st. Atheists have to accept that GOD does exists for them to have an argument over His nonexistence (in their view).”
I’m surprised you can count to ’1st.’
When your kid cries about the monster under his bed, do YOU start from accepting that the monster is real, in order to assure him the monster isn’t real?
If the kid has a Darth Vader nightmare, must you accept that Vader exists to argue?
Is it enough to have a roughly-agreed-upon idea of Darth Vader or Scully in order to argue about the concept’s impact upon reality?

“ There argument is invalid.”
No, but yours is pretty much for-shit.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“"A new Cambridge University study argues that atheism is in fact one of the world's oldest religions – long predating Christianity and Islam." Source: Atheist Alliance.org”
The religion of not having a religion…? That sounds like gibberish. Where did Atheist Alliance say this?

“Atheism certainly is a religion, and atheists are its religious believers.”
Oh, well, if bananaman says so, that’s certainly the truth.

“The faithful follow their infallable pope--Richard the First, the believer who believes the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything.”
How do you know that’s a scientific impossibility, Rayray? All of your collected observations are INSIDE the universe. Are those observations still in effect when examining how the universe itself came into being?

Dr Jordan B Peterson #transphobia

“It's not a "big experiment"”
No, it’s pretty well established.

“It's a crime against humanity
by UN definition”
Sure it isn’t.

“Forced sterilization
Minor cannot give truly informed consent for such procedures
thus it's forced”
That’s not how consent works for minors.
And no one’s doing bottom surgery on minors.

aintashamedoftheoneIlove #fundie

There are terminal conditions that can be predicted. Some people just have genes that have a chance of producing a birth defect.
So if we see a 1 in 10 chance of a birth defect, and the birth control fails, and the baby develops the birth defect we knew was likely… You’re saying God created the baby perfect, and then… Something… Gave it the predicted defect?

Starbuck #fundie

“Atheists are so stupid. You work really hard to discredit Mr. Comfort, but in turn prove his point.”
It’s not that hard to prove Comfort wrong. Just google the point he’s trying to make. But that’s okay, since he’s not trying to change MY mind, just make you feel confident that you’re right.
Looks like it works.

“Go ask individual atheists on their morals. Oh really? What would we ask of Stalin? or of Mao? Or how about Pol Pot?”
Yes, that’s on objective sample of modern American atheists, sure. And you are comfortable using the Inquisition as an example of modern Christainity, too, aren’t you?

“Ask any Christian of where the laws and morals come from? If they aren't an idiot they all will say from God.”
So, God told the Inquisition that torture was cool. See how that works?

“Ask atheists, who knows what their answer will be. So many of them will say society or from their own locigal conclusions.

What if like stalin or mao decide they need to eliminate thier political rivals.”
And again, taking the worst possible example is not really representing the whole, is it? But you’re not interested in the truth, you’re just shoring up your prejudices.

“And to pronounce that you are better or more moral then God is just down right disgusting.”
Well, I don’t and won’t own slaves. And I would not make a woman marry her rapist. And i haven’t disowned my gay son. If your god existed, he’d be pretty disgusting, frankly.

“You lie, cheat,”
Only in solitaire.
“steal,”
1 bank error in my favor.
“covet,”
Capitalism doesn’t work if we don’t.
“commit homosexual crimes (YES CRIMES!),”
Oh, go fuck a cactus you homophobic idiot.

“you are adulterers and fornicaters.”
I haven’t cheated on my wife since we met in 1984.

“You also take pleasure in your sins.”
I don’t believe in any gods.
I don’t believe in any sins.

“You justify your sins. Then you accuse God of being immoral.”
The guy that sent two she-bears to attack kids for taunting a prophet? Yes, he’s immoral.

“You disgust me. (SPIT)”
I pity you, but i’ll forget about you completely when i hit ‘add comment.’

DIE DEEP $TATE, DIE YOU M.FK #fundie

snake321 #fundie

“Agnostics: People who are willing to admit they know nothing, because the 1st step in knowing is admitting you don't know.”
Are you sure YOU are agnostic? This sounds more like a thumper’s interpretation. I mean literally, I’ve seen this before. “Hey, you atheists and agnostics are stupid, but at least the agnotics admit they don’t know.”

“Atheists: People who know everything because their al-mighty white-coat priests tell them so.”
And, again, this is not new, interpreting all atheists as strong atheists AND suggesting that science is our religion.
You’re either a Believer or a moron. Or both.

"It's apparently far beyond their egotistical capacity to say "I dunno". A religion, based around denying the possibility that anything could exist beyond material perception.”
PRATT.
I don’t steadfastly deny the supernatural. I just have yet to see objective evidence for it. I mean, I grew up in a haunted house. I just have subjective experiences, nothing to actually demonstrate ghostliness to others.

“For once, I take a side, but not blindly.”
Oh, every believer thinks they have the proof to support their Belief.
And then they offer shit like Pascal’s Wager to get me to believe it.

"Atheists just believe in science, a man-made establishment. From my experience, many, just like theocratic christians, attribute a disbelief in evolution to meaning that that person MUST believe in a religion...”
Do YOU have a rational basis to reject the science, then?

“Just like theocratic christians believe that if your not "conservative", you MUST be "liberal".”
You’re butthurt that people just make assumptions when you’re not entirely forthcoming, huh?

“Lets deal blows, c'mon, it's atheists vs. agnostics.”
No, it’s really not. I don’t believe you will accept multiple definitions of agnostic, but only one standard for atheists. You’re mocking us but you refuse to put any of your own skin in the game.

spidermean2 #fundie

“ They share the same basic science they are built on. The same science but no relationship whatsoever.”
I’d love to see you demonstrate that Linux and Windows have no common ancestry in simpler computer science… None, absolutely none of the earlier languages.
I suspect you’re talking pure horseshit.

“They were built independently from each other.”
And absolutely none of the ideas in those constructions overlap, huh? Which one is completely independent of Turing?

“Evolutionists have no idea what is science.”
Betcha you’re wrong.

"What they have are mostly fictional science. No bases whatsover.
No basis whatsoEVER, maybe?

"They have to understand first how DNAs”
The plural of DNA is DNA. Just MORE DNA.

“form before they can speak about relationships.”
Total bullshit. I don’t have to know DNA exists in order to explain evolution. Darwin didn’t.
But unlike some species, we evolved as social animals. We cooperate. We care about each other. We bond with individuals. We recognize fellow humans.
Our brain chemistry that forms relationships was reinforced by selection. populations that bonded together did better at survival and dominating the population, thus ensuring that that chemistry tended to improve.

beetlequeendiva #fundie

“the bible is different [than the Quran] because everything in it makes sense”
Some of the cattle in Egypt died three times. Two of Moses’ curses killed ‘all the cattle,’ and later the Angel of Death slew all the firstborn cattle. That makes sense?

Mrs Debbie, Yixzy #fundie

Mercy4Me #fundie

“Imo, D&D [Dungeons & Dragons] is occultic”
It’s fantasy. You cannot actually cast the spells in the game. Playing a paladin doesn’t protect you from poison or snakebite. Ghosts can’t actually threaten. There’s more ‘occult’ in the Late Night Movie.
Your opinion is shit.

“and is used to recruit or seduce young people, both teens and young adults, into satans realm.”
Then it’s doing a piss poor job. There’s a certain percentage of the US populationt hat can’t really distinguish reality from fiction. They call the cops to report murders on TV, call TV doctors for treatment. But people playing AD&D have a much lower incidence of this reality confusion than the average population. They KNOW a lot more, like it’s salt to fight zombies and wooden stakes to kill vampires, but they’re far less likely to treat it as ‘real.’
To them, Satan is as fictional as Baba Yaga’s hut or the Djinn’s wish.

“Again just my opinoin.”
And totally baseless….

“But if it doesnt glorify God, you should run from it.”

The Red Aaron #fundie

XMaryX #fundie

The bible says you’ll have time to cover yourself.
Actually, it says that if the call comes and a guy tries to go back for his jacket, he might miss being raptured. So, you’ll have the time, but if you feel that pulling your pants up is the most important consideration, more important than going to God, it may cost you.

Navaros #fundie

“"The only truth is science"

Oh yeah? Then why is science always being forced to admit that the 'facts' it told last week were lies?”
Anti-intellectual bullshit. When’s the last time they announced a previous science fact was a ‘lie,’ to mean ‘an intentional falsehood’?

"For example, one year Pluto is a planet, the next year Pluto is not a planet.”
They added a new category of celestial body and Pluto is now defined as a dwarf planet. There was no lie in terming it a planet.

" One year Brontosaurus is a dinosaur, the next year Brontosaurus is not a dinosaur, and the next year Brontosaurus is a dinosaur again!”
I’m so terribly sorry that science is a living discipline and moves too fast for your taste. The creature identified as a Brontosaurus was found to be very similar to an Apatosaurus, so they decided it had already been discovered. FURTHER research is finding sufficient differences to justify a Brontosaurus being distinct from an apatosaurus.
This is science working to incorporate new findings. Not a lie in sight.

“Those are just two out of countless examples.”
You’re butthurt that the classificiation of a planet and a dinosaur is updated by new findings, and a new definition. Science.

“The irrefutable fact is that 'science' is constantly changing its malarkey stories,”
I refute that. The science isn’t malarkey just because you can’t keep up with the changes.

“and if those stories were true facts rather than malarkey fabricated stories in the first place, it would be impossible for them to change.”
Latin’s a dead language, it doesn’t get updated. Digging into the universe is active right now, facts accrue, change is inevitable.

THE_PROFESSIONAL #fundie

“Hes doing a copout.”
Yeah, that’s a good term for complete honesty.

“I am 100% sure god exists. Why can't he be sure of his beliefs.”
What would you expect evidence of ‘no gods at all’ to look like? I do not fond the offered arguments FOR any of the gods compelling. But it’s a big step from not believe in any gods to being sure there aren’t any, anywhere, of any sort.

"He is a hypocrite.”
And your’e name-calling.

“Anyone can say you can't be 100% sure and when proof is discovered say well I didn't say 100%.”
Yeah, i try to be honest, too, because it’s easier than backtracking.

“He is only a biologist and does not know anything about physics, quantum theory, general relativity, cosmology, etc..”
Why do you say that? Have you tested him on those topics?

MrMannn #fundie

“You are trading truth for a bad fake.”
Oh, well if YOU say so, I’m convinced….

“I never saw any real magic out of a wiccan.”
Would you know ‘real’ magic if you saw it? Would a Wiccan practice real magic in front of a skeptic?

“Sure there might be a few pryotechnics,
Do you mean pyro-technics?

“but they are tricks.”
That’s not what Wiccans do. or try to do.

“It must be a sad religion indeed when stage magicians have better spells than wiccans.”
But Wiccans have better sex than Christains. THAT would be a sad religion.

"Street magicians have better spells!”
You’re an idiot

donaldkilroy #fundie

“Tell that to the woman who comes home to find her husband in bed with another man.”
Sure. His sexual proclivity did not hurt her.
SOCIETY being nutburgers on the subject is why he had to hide his true nature. And he married her for cover. If he could have lived and loved openly from the beginning, no one would have been hurt, confused, angry, cheated on, lied to.

Jedi_Templar #fundie

“I never did understand the whole falsifiable thing. Why take stock in an idea that might be wrong?”
Everything in science COULD be one discovery away from being disproven.
The point is that if the theory is wrong, it COULD be shown.
The problem with magic explanations is that if they’re wrong, we can never show it.

@SarahSurviving #transphobia

Tall Timbers #fundie

“Jesus need only think it,and it is done.”
Then what’s stopping him?
The world has famine, plagues, disasters, and Jesus does fuck-all. Bombings, shootings, murder. JDFA. Pollution damaging the biosphere, oil companies disputing global warming. JDFA.

“Russia and their military and ~10,000 nukes are as nothing to the creator.”’
I seriously doubt there are 2000 nukes in Russia. I’m sure they tell PUTIN he has 6000 or so. But those things require money, regular upkeep, and trained technicians. Looking at their army’s readiness, seems likely a lot of embezzlement has been going on.

Karis Anne Willcock #fundie

“And God says He wrote the Bible so why not believe that”
Tradition says that Moses wrote the first five books, right?
That means he described his own funeral.
Can you think of ANY reasons to doubt that he wrote that part?

I also saw a book written by Noah’s wife. And a book written by the angel left in the Garden of Eden, teh one with the fiery sword. AND a couple of books written by Jesus best friend and traveling companion.
AND i always wanted to rewrite Fear and Loathing as Jesus’ trip to Hell between his crucifixion and his resurrection. “We were somewhere on the Plain of Jars, doing sixty Rod in the chariot with the top down, when the sins began to take hold.”
A bible claiming God’s authorship is not proof of God’s authorsip.

" when you see a book written by an author, you don't question it,”
I question Biff. I question MRs. Noah.
I question the rabbi who wrote The Autobiography Of God. Yes.

“so why do we question whether God wrote (or inspired) the bible.”
I have no experience of gods. the Bible doesn’t appear that much different from the Book of Mormon, Koran, Biff….

DICARLO #racist

“Let's spread the word! WE ARE ALL RACISTS! All White MEN must boldly embrace the charge of racism, because racial consciousness, and racial nationalism, is the foundation of White Nationalist beliefs and convictions,”
We all shit, too. Doesn’t make it something that needs to be welcomed in public.

freak #racist #wingnut #psycho

“i hate kikes for inventing nukes. i want to go to war out in the battlefield”
Even if a war uses nukes, we won’t nuke EVERY target. There will still need to be infantry digging out the various pockets of resistance.
Of course, you may be the sort of person that doesn’t come back from a patrol due to friendly fire…

Ropemaxx #sexist #conspiracy #psycho

“Women hate you. Their biggest wish in life is for you to die (literally)”
You give yourself way too much credit. Most of them hardly know you exist. About every third time i mention to my wife, ‘I was reading this incel’s post and…’ then i have to remind her what ‘incel’ means.

“They know your life is nothing but suffering and torture. Yet they wouldnt give you a hug to literally save your life, yet alone any sexual pleasure.”
If you give an incel a hug to save his life, he’ll want a cuddle.
If you give him a cuddle, he’ll want to snuggle.
If you snuggle, he’ll want to grope your boobs.
If you give him a boob, he’ll want to finger you.
If you let him finger you, he’ll whip out his dick and try to put it in your hand.
If you touch his peepee, he’ll expect a blowjob.
Once he’s had a blowjob, he’ll tell you to get naked.
Once you’re naked he’ll start spreading your knees.
If you let him fuck you, even once, he’ll insist you name the kid after him.

If you say no, at any point, he’ll say you’re a cunt out to end all male sexual relations and genocide his entire gender.

Anon #sexist

“The scarcer reproductive resource is the one far more valued than the less scarce one.”
Anyone else’s brain throw up a flag at this point? Someone trying to lecture but can’t find a single word to say ‘less scarce’? How hard to say ‘abundant’ really?

“The scarcer reproductive resource is the slower to evolve,”
Oh. Never mind, you’re an idiot. Whatever you mean, male or female, they evolve at the same rate you outrageously diseducated moron.

"and hence obstructs the overall evolution of the species.”
Ah. So, just a misogynistic tirade.

Sly Fawkes #transphobia

“If I were growing up now, I'd almost certainly have been convinced I was "born in the wrong body," would have undergone transition procedures, and then come to regret it.”
An interesting prediction since the regret rate for transition is less than 1%. And that’s probably from the counseling you’d have gotten to filter out people who weren’t actually transgendered.

“If I'd been offered the opportunity to become part of a special, protected class of people (trans kids), I almost certainly would have taken it.”
Ah. So you’re just jealous that they get the attention and the support you actually deserved when you were raped.
Don’t get me wrong, you should have gotten all the protections back then. We’ve come a long way, with more to go. But you shouldn’t use that as a window to estimate the accuracy of transgender treatments.

“These young people need counseling to explore the reasons for their dysphoria, not cross-sex hormones and surgeries.”
Uh, yeah. That’s the process.

Victoria #transphobia

“I do not think it is hyperbole to say a persecuted class at this juncture in history .”
But their treatment isn’t based on the fact that they have transgendered kids. It’s based on how THEY bully those kids, and all transgendered people.
THEY are the ones driving their kids away, the rest of us are just choosing sides. And never theirs.

G2geek #conspiracy

“What the @#!%$# ever happened to "you can't put a price on a human life"...?”
That would be Nixon.
Up until Tricky DIck, healthcare was not an opportunity for investment. He had a friend who owned some clinics and changed the laws so you could charge a profitable fee for providing health care. Then a straight line to where we are now.

combativeThinker #sexist

@PLMMJ #229439
It’s a military category. Unfit to serve either by draft or voluntary.
Could be medical, like being too old, diabetic, epileptic, a bleeder.
Could be your situation. Only son of a couple running a huge farm or family business.
could be ick, like being gay.
These would be, in my original post, the adult males who were acceptable as sexual partners, but not sent overseas to fight the war.
Some of them got action but nowhere near as many as the Blackpill would suggest.

Jack Hyles #fundie

“14. Teach her to do feminine chores.”
I’m a Navy vet. Submarines.
All the chores have to be done on subs, but until very recently there were no women on subs. Even now, it’s a matter of rank, not gender.

“As is mentioned elsewhere it is better for a girl to do the dishes than the yard,”
My sister and I used to split the chores, and alternate every month. Sis REALLY didn’t like cleaning the dishes and i got tired of finding food on ‘clean’ plates. So i took over the dishes year-round, she got the trash permanently. Suited her, only took the trash out once a week, dishes were every night.
It’s total bullshit to think of any work as ’women’s’ work. The same chores exist in monasteries and convents. Still needs to get done.

Kent Hovind (1991 “dissertation”) #fundie #dunning-kruger #crackpot

“There are basically three types of religions in the world.”
Dude, there are more than three types of religion in CONGRESS.
And atheism is not ‘there is no God,’ you idiot. Atheism is ‘I don’t believe in any gods.’
It’s not all about you.

KW Miller #dunning-kruger #wingnut

“Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.”
Kind of a sucky adaptation of the ‘officer in a balloon’ joke.

Chana Levi #fundie

“Years ago if a Jew married a non-Jew, the whole family sat shiva, cried their eyes out and refused to speak to him/her again.”
I could wish that marrying a Catholic had a similar effect on my Mormon relatives.
Every baby announcement has to be sent AFTER getting assurances that the kid won’t be listed as a descendent in the archive. And you can’t attend a cub scout graduation without being poked into getting up and converting. “I mean, since you’re in the Temple, anyway….”

“Then they realized and acknowledged the true tragedy of intermarriage.”
Not quite following this. Are you saying something changed, and THEN they realized, or that ‘back then, they realized how bad…’?

“Intermarriage today is a spiritual Holocaust and the way we are losing our people is a tragedy.”
All religions are losing congregations. The more stringent, the faster the hemorrhage. People aren’t particularly keen on dictators controlling their lives.

”They are all descendants of a great 18th century rabbi from Prague yet they have no knowledge of their amazing heritage and some of their children today are sadly, goyim.”
With just a few words changed, you sound JUST LIKE a Baptist bemoaning the number of black people he’s related to. Or how few Pure Whites in the family. Same sentiments, same denial, same expression of grief…
Same solution: Brainwaashing.

Clive Williams #conspiracy

“Clones are far from perfect.”
But… But i paid for the PERFECT package!

“They have glitches as though they are mechanical and electrical beings.”
Is THAT why Woman ate from the Tree of Knowledge? A glitchy clone? This explains EVERYTHING. And makes every sinner in Hell a victim of God being in a hurry…

“If you do a background check, you realize that many clones are from people who have passed long years ago.”
How would that work? Say they cloned my grandfather. He died 30 years ago. So, say his clone is 25. I start doing a background check on John Doe, what would make me look at Grandpa Towe, died in 1995, aged 77?

“Clones will have no recollection of a certain age period simply because they were never birth from womb and all memories which the mother have had experienced cannot pass down to a clone.”
Would it be better if they did? John Doe, walking around 2025, 25 years old, but remembers voting for Reagan, Carter, Eisenhower? Black and white television? Measuring the distance from Soda Springs to Jackson Hole in number of days on horseback?

GreenEyedLady #fundie

Paul disagreed. He was quite clear.
He believed the 2nd coming was right around the corner, and warned people not to have kids. There wasn’t time for all of them to grow old enough to accept Jesus into their hearts. So, YOU might go to Heaven, leaving your kids behind.

You sound like the priests who invented Purgatory, because they didn’t like to contemplate God being a total dick.

Enzed #fundie

“It's quite simple.
Homosexuals are anti-family by their nature,”
Never seen a gay parent kick their kid out of the house for being straight. It’s the thumpers that hold God and their own faith more important than family ties.

“have mental issues”
Is there anyone alive today, gay OR straight, that doesn’t?

“and spread disease.”
Twenty years in the Navy. Sickcall was MOSTLY straights.

“Bi-sexuals are essentially homosexuals except they also help spread disease to normal people.”
I think you’re exaggerating the means of disease spreading.

“Bi-sexualism seems”
You have zero credibility to dissect bisexual motives.

“Officially neither are accepted here as any thread on the topic will confirm.”
Oh, look! Nazis have their ‘safe space’ to hang out in.

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

“so that must be ok for humans too by that logic.”
Swing and a miss. We don’t say that gay penguins or gay lizards or gay lions therefore permit humans to be gay. We merely point it out right after some fundy claims that gay behavior is ‘unnatural’ or ‘anti-nature.’ But it does occur all over nature. All it means is that the ‘not natural’ argument is a non-starter.

“Anyone that observes the habits of animals and interprets it as “homosexuality” is interpreting their behavior wrongly, whether wittingly or unwittingly.”
And there YOU are interpreting the same behavior to support YOUR stance, willy nilly.
Animals having sex independent of one of them being in heat is definitely more homosexual than straight.

Diana Alastair #transphobia

You know, if she’d been allowed to wear dresses her whole life, she would have known better than to upstage the bride.
This is the work of the transphobic as much as the fault of the transgendered.