“Atheism is a religion for people who worship themselves instead of God.”
Well, the evidence for my existence is a lot better than anything for gods.
“Atheists tend to suffer from a rare, more aggressive form of unwarranted self-importance.”
Who the fuck are YOU to say it’s unwarranted? Fucking peasant!
“Atheists typically think they are smarter than you no matter what.”
Comma or semicolon after ‘than you,’ sweetie.
"Just try to correct them on something and prepare to be blasted away with some "SERIOUS ****ING LOGIC".”
You’re afraid of harsh words, huh?
So fucking adult.
“Don't you guys know that God doesn't believe in atheists?”
Why would i care at all what your invisible skybeast does or does not believe?
“Atheists are never moral because they do not believe in God.”
So, that’s why i have never been in jail, never been to HR, never been fired for workplace misbehaving… I’ve probably spent more time thinking on morals than you have.