“Ultimately, I reject sexuality because of the impurity of its reproductive process.”
Okay, you think girls have cooties. That’s fine. What is it that you DO want to fuck? Vance’s couches?
“The smartest girl I've ever met is a monkey compared to me, the smartest woman I have HEARD of is a child, and I am going to mix up the genes of my brain with THAT?”
Not with that attitude you’re not.
“The subhumans will find this outrageous,”
No, man, you have to do you.
“but the subhumans are addicted to a bunch of chemicals in the brain and can't see beyond an orgasm, so of course they'll be outraged;”
Not even upset. If you’re not counted among the next generation, that’s more opportunity for my kids. Thanks.
“they have their eyes ON THE NEXT HIT, not on the future.”
Actually, My eyes are on my granddaughter. Not something you need to worry about. And if you’re not going to have sex, you’re not likely to have much of a future to worry about, either.
“And besides, their genes are so mediocre that the worst that can happen to them by mixing is more mediocrity, and if they are lucky they might even get a lucky hit. That's why sexual reproduction is indeed a sound strategy — IF YOU ARE MEDIOCRE.”
Okay.
I’ll be mediocre if it gets me laid. Lord knows i would not want to be too special to have sex.
“Now it's true that in the long term, if I get a good wife, and if our children mix with other good children from good families and have many descendants, a higher race, or at any rate a higher tribe will result,”
Doubt it. Just a more arrogant one.
“as with the aristocrats of old.”
Yeah. The arrogance.
“But there is no more higher caste to protect and nurture them today, and my son could very well pick up some plebeian slut because she is pretty.”
Welll, how were YOU going to pick a mate?
“He wouldn't be compelled to find a wife FROM WITHIN HIS CASTE, because THERE SIMPLY WOULDN'T BE ONE.”
Shucks. Darn.
“Also, I wouldn't have many children because it's not the custom anymore.”
Guy on my last boat had 11 kids, I don’t know what you think ‘the custom’ is or why it applies to everyone.
“What modern wife would agree to give birth five or ten times?”
A religious one, obviously.
“Also, I want immediate results, if possible, not a hundred years after I die. Ergo, the only way forward for us is cloning.”
Wait.
Just…. Hang on.
The tried-and-true method of the last few MILLION Years is that we have this sex thing and make babies.
But that’s not advanced enough for you, you want to use technology that’s still largely experimental? For the puritiness. And who will raise this MiniYou? You?
That’ll be fun. You expecting perfection and getting a toddler. That’s laughable.