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joespenthouse #conspiracy

“If it were not for the rich, there would be no jobs,”
Are you old enough to remember the Pandemic?
We had the rich.
We did not have jobs.
The rich just fired people in order to protect their wealth. They don’t give a fuck about workers or jobs, just profits.
So, let’s do away with the rich and let individuals make their own jobs. Small businesses, entrepreneurs, artist communes…

worship4ever #fundie

“Creationist has [sic] never gone outside the limits of an experiment by an evolutionist”
Every single time they claim macroevolution isn’t possible, they’re outside the experiments of evolution researchers.
We’ve never found an upper limit to mutations that would prevent a gene pool becoming a different species. But creationists all the time maintain that it’s never happened and it cannot happen.

“A creationist isnt going to make up data to verify their claim”
Creationists have been caught chiseling the dinosaur tracks in Paluxy to make them look more human.

The Lady Hope story that Darwin recanted his theory is a lie. That’s made-up data.

I also think that quote-mining violates this claim. They find a sentence and take it out of context, and claim that it shows the researcher has rejected evolution.

praisingHisname #fundie

“["My Family is 1/2 Christian, 1/2 Atheist. Holidays are awful!"]”
Heh.
My wedding was Catholic. The only Catholics in attendance were my bride, her brother, her sister, the priest, and the singer.
Half of my family was Mormon. A couple of Presbyterians. A few Methodists. Several atheist either so identified, or effectively. And my Mom, who was trying to decide between Episcopalian and Buddhist.
Holidays are great in my family because we cherish family over and above religion.

“I would love to just not invite the non-Christians and have a pleasant day that is dedicated to Jesus, family and spending quality time with the people I love.”
So, not REALLY dedicated to family, if you choose only those who share your religion, not your blood.

phyrehart #fundie

“I keep feeling like I have to tell everyone Jesus is coming.. Even when it will embarrass the heck out of me.. like to family members...”
This would be the Jesus who was nailed to a post, right?
Tortured, beaten, held down while nails driving through his limbs. And you… are asked to risk embarrassment.
How brave of you.

“Just yesterday I called my brother and was trying so hard to talk to him.. I was failing in a big way... I was shaking and my jaw was shaking so much I could not hardly talk..
The strange things is that he and his wife attend church all the time and their family in in church 3 times a week..”
That’s not strange. STRANGE is feeling like the rapture is imminent, just like someone has claimed every fucking year for about the last 2000 years…

“I finally just came out with it.. I've no clue how come I was struggling so hard.. It was the oddest thing I've felt in over three years.. I mean I've been emotional before.. But to be almost unable to speak and shaking and fumbling all over my words... it was pretty strange..”
Deep breaths. Maybe do some stretching exercises? Something to get your blood pressure down?
Eat a cookie, bring your blood sugar up? One time my blood sugar got so low i started speaking in tongues. Four Oreos cleared it right up.

“I 'm sure it was the holy spirit working through me.. that was a tough battle for me to fight... God won though.... hehe as if he wouldn't lol”
I can only think of the WKRP episode where Johnny Fever thought that God was talking to him and mumbling. The Big Guy said, if God really is talking to you, Brother, YOU WILL HEAR IT!
Pretty sure if the Holy Spirit was moving through you, you’d be amazed at how clear your enunciation was, how large your vocabulary, how convincing your arguments.

Gary #fundie

“How can you say this when it is impossible to 'observe' time slowing down in relation to acceleration as velocity approches C?”
Synchronize two atomic clocks.
Put one on an airplane.
The airplane orbits the city where the other clock is.
Time runs differently between the two points in a gravity well.
This is an observed fact.
Feel free to demonstrate how faster moving objects do NOT change their gravity-status due to some magical fuck-factor.

“There IS no 'observed evidence' to cooroborate Einstein's theory, just speculation and mathematical equations.”
Either you’re lying or you’re just ignorant about the evidence. The textbooks tend to say ‘this is a fact’ AND ‘we know this because’ and then describe the observations made. So, you’re unlearned on the science you’re dismissing.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #crackpot #conspiracy #transphobia

@Lucilius #249977
“Basically anything you didn't like about your kids”

OMG! Video games made my oldest join the surface Navy!

Wait, wait! He played MINESWEEPER! That explains EVERYTHING!

Wait, I thought video games made your kids mouthy. I mean, illiterate. I mean, violent. I mean, lazy. I mean, fat. I mean, "woke."

Basically anything you didn't like about your kids in the past 40 years, you've blamed on video games.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

Was the next journal entry, “We asked the camp commandant when we could leave, return to our homes, see our children again and maybe reopen the shoe store my father founded, and he laughed in my face, hit me with the butt of his rifle, and gloated that being imprisoned against my will for the heinous crime of not being liked by Farty McStupidStache was all a humble shoemaker such as myself ever deserved, and if I wanted to blame someone for my lot, I should take it up with the ancestor who decided to be Jewish three thousand years ago.”?

“At least the guards get a nice pool and orchestra to enjoy while they suffer, watching over emaciated peasants like us. Good for them. Must be nice. Gotta go, we’re having lice soup for supper again.”

“I sure hope that at some point in the future, maybe eighty or so years, that some cartoonist - who should really know better - doesn’t try to trivialize the suffering of innocent people just because they fell down some social media rabbit hole. Or worst, because they enjoy being the center of attention, be it for good or bad, and seek to placate the most horrid sort of people, in the hopes - that should the worst possible outcome come to pass - that they, being of non-white and non-Aryan stock, would be spared the fate that awaits us all under the jackboot. But who would possibly be that stupid, soulless, or corrupt?”

Poke #fundie

"The imagination of Evolutionist's have thus far failed to give them much of a story on the origin of life.”
A science that isn’t evolution…

“So, they prefer to beg out of answering, even though they believe in abiogenesis.”
Feel free to show that it’s wrong?

“As far as I know, all animals have a brain, heart, and lungs.”
Yeast? I just made a loaf of multigrain bread, which always reminds me that yeast is an animal.

“Where did the heart and lungs come from?”
Every evolution textbook I’ve ever read discusses how such things develop and how we know. Try reading something that’s not creationist propaganda.

“Evolutionists usually avoid trying to answer such questions. They prefer to stick to things like "Monkeys sure do look like us?”
You’re just straight-up lying, now.

@BaronOttoMatic & @tomainepoison #wingnut #racist

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #crackpot #conspiracy #transphobia

48% of gamers worldwide are female. I find it difficult to believe that gamer girls are taking estrogen.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

Now he’s just repeating outright holocaust denial bullshit… you know those things are meant for the GUARDS not the prisoners you fuckwit.

This is utterly revolting. For shame, Ishida.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

@Malingspann

I used to equate Don Old Fart with Cal: former head of the SJS who became the insane Chief Judge of Mega-City One, but lately I’ve changed my mind. That… thing is basically President Booth.

That which started WWIII resulting in most of the US becoming the Cursed Earth, and the East & West Coast Mega-Cities - and Texas City - with the Judge system.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

Fortunately, a lot of people have watched “Schindler’s List”.

You daren’t, Tatty.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #crackpot #conspiracy #transphobia

So playing videogames = wanting to become something that you think they aren’t? In that case, someone who is such a huge fan of the “DOOM” games, id Software acknowledged this fact by placing an Easter Egg relating to them in “DOOM Eternal”. Question:

Is Hololive’s Inugami Korone an actual doggirl…?!

Born male in August 1979. Cousins introduced me to video games. Been a gamer since though I'm filthy casual playing on easy modes, loving Island and farming sims, etc. In both ttrpgs and video games I've played as women yet affiliate with my birth sex. My friends too. So do others. Video games causing violence holds no water yet is more believable than this bullshit

Rob Hood #fundie

Inverted-Prolapse #ableist #psycho

Antivax Parents #fundie #ableist #conspiracy #psycho #quack

Last time I heard of classmate having measles I was in elementary school. In the fucking 80s. I was born 11 August 1979 and been getting vaxxed ever since. And I"m not autistic. Moreover the bullshit was debunked when I was in high school. In the FUCKING 90s. And even if vaccines DID vause it, still says you prefer dead child to autistic ones. It is YOU that are threat to children

Rob Hood #fundie

“Believe it or not many commercials have very liberal overtones and hidden messages that one would not pick up on unless one was actually trained at doing so or used to seeing.”
Or paranoid, and making it up to feel like you’re special.

“I recently saw a commercial where two men were grilling steaks outside on a patio. This commercial seemed innocent enough,” but when I saw it the second time around,”
If you’re trained to detect this liberal overtone, why the fuck didn’t you recognize it the first time?

“I noticed the two men were closer than normal”
Social distances vary between cultures. Someone from Brazil will stand very close to an American, enough to make the American uncomfortable, while feeling the American is stand-offish.
But that’s real life. This is a commercial For whatever reasons, the director told these to men where to stand. Could be they were a couple, could be that there’s only so much room on the screen for the actors AND the product, could be that the camera angle made you think they were closer than you’d be comfortable with… Either way, it’s an acting job, they’re standing where they were told to for any number of reasons.
YOU detect, what, a gay message? What would the fucking point be of slipping a gay couple into that commercial by stealth? The Campbell’s soup ad makes it clear the parents are a SameSex couple. No one has to play footsie with the topic.

“and all throughout the commercial there were kids there, but no women. Get the point?”
Yes, you’re making shit up. I have three boys. There have been MANY times in their upbringing when I was alone with them and no women were in sight. Just the other dads at Scouts. Or whoever else was in the bowling alley. Or the other attendees at the high school sports presentation.
Jeez, you’re a babbling idiot.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #crackpot #conspiracy #transphobia

“When I spoke with parents at our ROGD meeting”
Oh, and rapid-onset gender disphoria is not a thing.
It just means that your kid hid their condition in a desperate attempt to be ‘normal,’ until they had to accept that they needed to transition.
He or she tried to satisfy you and suddenly forced you to face the facts.

“When I spoke with parents at our ROGD meeting, I asked a simple question. Every single one of them answered the same way: yes, their child was addicted to video games.”
Is this a clinical diagnosis? Kids today play a lot of video games. Addiction is a discrete issue. Have they been tested or is this just the impressions of people who desperately need someone to blame?

“At what point do we stop calling this coincidence?”
Do a survey of parents with kids your age and see just how many of them say their kid is addicted to video games. What percentage of these addicts are transgendered? Is it statistically significant? Or is it just a sign of being a teen in the 2020’s?

“There are countless videos online of gamers openly discussing taking estrogen, claiming it makes them feel calmer, more sensitive, or more “in tune” while playing.”
Yes, I can believe people who are indeed transgendered benefiting from estrogen treatments. I think you’re approaching it backwards, though.

“Whether people are comfortable acknowledging this or not, this content exists, and it reaches vulnerable minds.”
Again, you’re looking for someone to blame because your child being in the wrong body just CANNOT be real, it would be a stain AGAINST YOU and you can’t handle that.

“Sometimes I think about the movie Poltergeist, where the little girl sits in front of the television, mesmerized by the static, until she is eventually pulled inside. Not because screens are evil in themselves, but because prolonged exposure without guidance can shape perception, identity, and belief in powerful ways.”
Poltergeist was a classic. You’re a paranoid. Don’t confuse the two.

“I want to be careful here.”
You’ve already made the accusation, just go with it.

“I am not interested in promoting conspiracy theories.”
Ah. But I am old enough to remember when YOU said, ‘At what point do we stop calling this coincidence?’ That’s promoting a conspiracy theory, bubbles.

“But there is a difference between inventing conspiracies and asking reasonable questions when patterns repeat themselves with such consistency.”
No, there isn’t.
People going through the same thing will use the same language to describe similar experiences. Ask monks from four different religions about their walks with the divine. Ask addicts of four different substances about how their addiction progressed.

Honest Blunt Opinioner #fundie

“Athiests i dont understand how you can believe that we were just an accident.?”
I don’t. There are reasons for every change. Just not a plan.

“the big bang for example.”
Is not part of evolution. One strike.

"it had to have had a source. how does angry just poof out of nowhere like that?"
The theory is NOT ‘out of nowhere.’
Two strikes.

“what about the all the creatures on this planet? did they just come from one type of....whatever it is you guys say, what a cell/fungus/ and then split out and made a bird, a male a female, fish, buffalo.”
Evolution IS the explanation for all the diversity of life on this planet. You should read something. Saying you don’t understand why i believe ‘whatever it is you guys say’ is just highlighting your ignorance.
One ball.

“why is the sun in the right place for us to get enough heat?”
We evolved to the conditions on our planet. Now, what would be a poser would be if it could be proven that we evolved somewhere that the sun was closer or farther, and somehow ended up here.
Two balls.

“yea some say gravity.”
You are free to provide a better reason?
Three balls.

“how did this accidental cell know that repoduction would be needed?”
It didn’t know anything. But if it hadn’t reproduced, it would have died. And something else would have developed. Over and over until something stable was invented.
This is your third strike. One up and one down. Next batter.

“guys a creator put us here. its not that hard to figure out!!!!!!!!”
No, no, figuring out your superstition is easy.
Finding a reason to think you have the foggiest fucking clue, though, that’s a poser.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

Where #fundie

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

So you'd be happy to have been there in 30s and 40s?

Hissil #magick #ufo #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Things I remember from news growing up
Afghanistan 1979-1989, first 10 years of life
Ron Reagan fucking up economy
Eric Rudolph and McVeigh terrorist acts
Lewinsky providing distraction for Kosovo
11 September
Iraq Wars both
Afghanistan 2000s
Daesh taking over Afghanistan
Trump elected
6 Jan
Trump elected again

Where the fuck should I ever have gelt good?

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

If this comic was accurate, it would be the guards/privileged Aryan prisoners having the time of their life. They would then write: “I am loving this camp! Heil Hitler!”

Bryan Fischer #fundie

Where #fundie

“There is evidence of Christ's resurrection.”
Nothing I’ve ever heard of…

“Ok, first off, we know He died...there are records of UNbelieving Romans who saw Him be beaten and then crucified.”
No, far as I know, only the Bible says it happened.
Even Paul makes no reference to Jesus having a physical existence on Earth.

“Now for raising...the Bible says that He rose and appeared to many of His disciples.”
The Bible that is the only source for the story of his resurrection is your corroboration for the story of his resurrection? Really?
And if one guy says ‘a thousand people saw Jesus,’ that’s still only one witness. At least until the other thousand people write their testimony.
And it may not even be 1 witness, the gospels were written 70 or more years after Jesus was supposedly alive.

“I think the porblem is that you can see how this can be proved...am I right?”
I can see that if dead people got up out of the grave when Jesus died, and then walked around the city when he rose up again, that Pilate would have mentioned it at least once in a letter back to Rome. Do we have any record of him requesting more troops or priests, because he was facing a wizard AND ZOMBIES?

“Well if you think about it logically, then you would understand that no one would risk their life to write a 'story'.”
I refer you to 9/11 and the number of Muslims who were willing to die for their religion, which you hold as a story.
I refer you to the pagans during the Holy Roman Empire, who Christains threw to the lions for not changing their religion. They were willing to die for what they held to be true, though the people with the lions thought it was a story.

Chrissy Satterfield #fundie

“I would like to extend my deepest thanks to the man or woman responsible for this vandalism. I appreciate the action you took. Thank you for reminding me that I'm not alone.”
Always did like how deeply firm the feelings are of the party of law and order.

“It took a lot of guts to do what you did – and the fact that you haven't stepped forward to take credit makes you a hero.”
It makes them a coward. True dedication would be willing to take their knocks for doing ‘the right thing.’
This is just vandalism and ducking consequences. About as brave as dropping a Chick Tract in the lunchroom.

“It shows everyone that you are more devoted to the message than you are to the spotlight. I encourage you to keep your cover. Don't give the secular world a reason to call your name; instead, let them call for our God.”
Right, right, doing brave things for truth, as long as no one can punish you for the crime you actually committed.

“ My dose of honesty this week: I am not happy that vandalism seems to be the only way to get an atheist's attention.”
IF you didn’t have our attention, these ads would not fucking exist, idiot.

“I'm happy that I can count on other Christians to stand up for themselves and for Christians everywhere. It gives me hope.”
And by ‘stand up’ you mean duck down and avoid any consequences?
What a tool.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

King Russ #fundie

“I believe it is logical to believe creation since it is based on observations and not untested hypothesis.”
You use words funny.
We don’t actually have God’s testimony on creation.
We have an anonymous story attributed to Moses recording the words of God. We can’t test the veracity of any of that.
I mean, you can believe it, but there are also people who believe the story of Islam, and the story of Judaism, and the story of Hinduism, and any other myth out there. Many are contradictory, so they can’t all be true. You just pick one arbitrarily and say you’re done.
This is not logical.

H77b #sexist

“Have you ever directly benefited from a woman's action?”
Woman doctors have treated me for various conditions. Cellulitis, heart attack, some dental work, a shoulder injury.
Women nurses have prepared me for the doctor, for surgery, for treatment, and implemented the doctors’ treatments.
A woman driver got me from my house to the emergency room so i could not die from my condition.
The one time i rode an ambulance to the ER, two out of the three EMTs were women.

“After that Varg quote I've been thinking, are women completely useless outside of sex? Women are essentially useless and devoid of any substance or value.”
So you’ve never had a female waitress bring you the correct order? Never had a female hostess seat you before you died of malnutrition? No woman cashier has ever made the correct change and NOT ripped you off?

“They can't even enjoy doing something that isn't moving them higher in the social ladder. Every action they make is to improve their social standing.”
I do believe you’re absolutely full of shit.

“Supposedly women exist that are capable of thought but I have yet to meet one.”
Considering the number of female doctors I have had, you should consider yourself lucky.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #pratt

The implication here is that they deserve so much worse, because all Jooz are evul, but Hitler was just too kind-hearted. Also that jooz are a bunch of whiners… as if having one’s life upended, being separated from one’s friends and family, and kept in an open-air prison as a collective punishment and not because of anything specific one did, somehow isn’t any sort of big deal.

From r/AskHistorians:

It is a fundamental fact of the guards' and administrators' lives at Auschwitz that after a day of gassing thousands of people, of shooting and beating prisoners, of having them work and starve to death, they would go home into their nearby houses to their wives and children to spend evenings and weekends that were totally "normal" in the sense of doing stuff people in every other job, every other profession do to: Have meals, loan a book from the library, go for a swim, a walk, a drink. And the larger organization of the SS had to make sure they have these amenities like every other employer who wants to keep his employees happy: So they build a pool, a library, and a day care center for guards and their families, all using prisoner labor from the camp

Sure, Auschwitz and other Nazi concentration camps had soccer firlds, swimming pools and libraries but they were for the SS guards and some proviledgied inmates (kapos). the average inmate didn’t had access to these, apart if he worked there.

Truth Mum #conspiracy #transphobia #sexist

Uhhh… so, the plan is to give people more freedom, thereby weakening them, allowing them to be easily conquered, so that the freedom that was given can be taken away again? I’m assuming that you’re scared of trading masters, because the devil you know and all that.

Hissil #magick #ufo #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

“Ever wondered why you never feel good after watching the nightly news?”
Well, right NOW I’m hoping that the war with Iran is over before my granddaughter gets drafted.
She’s in 1st Grade.

Family Research Council #fundie

“From bathroom policies to free birth control, we’ve sexualized our culture to the point that it’s actually killing us.”
So, I haven’t seen the autopsy form in a while, But i do not recall the place under ’cause of death’ to mark ‘unisex bathrooms.’
Or ‘not being pregnant.’

BabyFuck McGirlsex #sexist #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“The female orgasm is the most useless thing on the face of this earth - there is no reason for it to even exist.”
But without it, she would never let me touch her. I mean, we have three kids, one vasectomy, one hysterectomy, and diabetes has made me impotent. WIthout the possibility of giving her an orgasm, she has hardly any reason to agree to sex.
I mean, sure, YOU’RE useless, but that’s a separate issue.

“Female orgasm is an evolutionary quirk and is just as useless as
* male nipples”
I see you’ve never had anyone lick yours.

“* The appendix”
Many creationists will insist that it’s not ‘useless’ because they don’t understand the term ‘vestigial.’

“* The tooth fairy”
Um… The Tooth Fairy isn’t real. What an odd thing to compare evolutionary traits to.

“* Females in scientific fields”
Admiral Grace Hopper would like a word with your dumb ass.

“Foids want to LARP as men, the gender who can have an orgasm every single time they fuck.”
Feel free to demonstrate the slightest possibility that this is true.

“Men can fuck a foid, fuck a fleshlight, fuck a mouth, fuck a palm(handjob) e.t.c and they cum every single time!”
You would be an expert on fucking a hand, wouldn’t you?
This is not, necessarily, something to envy.

“Meanwhile a foid can have sex for 10 years but not experience even a single orgasm. If nature wanted foids to cum it'll have made it easy for foids to orgasm - but no, its extremely difficult or even impossible for foids to reach "orgasm".”
And yet, for those of us that CAN achieve it, we definitely see the benefits from doing so.

“* Scientifically speaking - the only sure way for foids to orgasm is by getting brutally and savagely raped”
Um… Somehow, I don’t think you’re in the slightest way qualified to say anything after ‘scientifically speaking.’

“Fuck these foid cunts”
I have. You won’t.

“when they cant orgasm they blame men yet its their flawed biology to blame + they shouldnt be cuming in the first place!”
And the incel lashes out as if his frustration is the world’s fault.

“Why the mythical non-existant foid orgasm is the reason why you are rotting in Inceldom”
Oh, this should be convincing. I mean, up above you say it’s useless, now you say it doesn’t even exist. Such a convincing consistency!

"The reason why foids forsake their biological imperative of mating with their looksmatch”
That’s not a biological imperative. Biology never drives us to ‘settle for’ what incels think we’re allowed. We all want the most attractive mate, even you idiots with your cheerleader fantasies.

“ is because they chase useless things like "foid orgasm".”
Even if it’s useless, they sometimes achieve it.
Of course, you saying ‘You don’t deserve it’ won’t attract them to your lazy ass.

“In their warped minds goodlooking = chad = good sex = foid orgasm & ugly = incel = bad sex = no orgasm”
Well, as long as you insist that they can’t orgasm and there’s no point in you trying for one, they SHOULD connect you to bad sex, no?
Would you fuck a girl who insisted that what needs to happen to every man is that just before they orgasm, she drops a brick on your balls?
How is this confusing for you?

“Countless studies and experiments and also a huge wealth of anecdotal evidence have shown that foids are ruthlessly selfish and self serving animals and only care about their pleasures”
Says the incel who denies that women deserve pleasure he won’t provide.

“which is why they dont care that they are perpetuating inceldom at an ungodly rate and would rather chase after "orgasms" than settle for their looksmatch”
Actually, YOU are perpetuating inceldom, by your refusal to put any work at all into making any changes. And blaming all women for your blue balls.

“ The Dogpill exists”
As an incel fantasy.

“* The cock carousel is very appealing to foids because they are forever chasing the elusive foid orgasm.”
Um, no. I gave my girlfriend an orgasm and she hasn’t needed to look anywhere else ever since. You’re just a misogynist.

“They waste their youth and virginity whilst chasing muh orgasms and they disenfranchise their looksmatchs”
No, bubbles, they DO NOT CHOOSE what you think their looksmatch is.
Because you’re making absolutely sure they know there’s no benefit to touching your peepee.

“whilst in this trivial pursuit. These disenfranchised men become incels.”
You’re not disenfranchised. You’re just selected against.

Allie Beth Stuckey #wingnut

Chase Burton #wingnut #psycho #racist

It’s okay, it’s all good, just relax and breathe. Sister, thorazine please.

kikos #fundie

“I can't help but be very skeptical about science that is based on conjecture and speculation.”
And results. Never forget that it produces results. Unlike religious fairy tales. Start with the computer you’re using, did that come about by prayer or science?

“I just finished a semester of college biology and the closed-minded adherence to Darwinism and uniformitarianism is sickening.”
Do you have any actual evidence that those are wrong? Or are you just butthurt that no one reaches the conclusions you want?

“They present pseudo-arguments from the other side, but the arguments are presented in such a way as to present Darwins dissenters as Creationists or religious zealots.”
Is there another reason to question Darwin?

“Evolutionists aren't just biologists...they are paleontologists and geologists as well.”
You’re in college, and you don’t understand the definition of ‘evolutionist’?

“They all operate on the pre-concieved idea that evolution happened and that the earth is billions of years old. That is just an assumed 'fact'.”
But the textbook you would have used for your college course doesn’t list assumptions. It lists what they are pretty sure to be true AND will discuss how they came to this conclusion. I begin to wonder if it’s your older sister who went to a biology course…

“They all work together to come up with dates for rocks or fossils...geologists with consult with evolutionists about the age of a certain rock layer based on the fossils found there and evolutionists will date fossils based on the estimated age of the rock.”
This figure 8 is creationist standard. It’s a lie.
Geologists use index fossils to start their aging, but that’s not definitive.
On the other hand, if a strata is 4 million years old, it’s hard to imagine a fossil inside it being 9 or 2 million years old, what?

“Most of it is based on conjecture rather than real, hard facts.”
Feel free to provide real hard facts that dispute the findings.

“They all have a vested interest in proving their theories...”
No, bubbles. the first person to definitively disprove evolutionary theory or Old Earth is going to be on the cover of ALL the magazines. It’ll be bigger than disproving Piltdown Man.

“the Darwinists need lots and lots of time for evolution to happen by Darwinist means,”
We don’t worship Darwin. It’s not a religion. Only stupid creationists refer to Darwinism. There’s a science, it’s biology, and it shows that evolution happened and is happening.

“and uniformitarian geologists also need a very old planet to prove their theory.”
But only people trying to prove a particular interpretation of a single religious document are honest, huh? No creationist has ever been caught in a lie, or altering evidence like the Paluxy tracks?
Maybe it was your dad that took the biology course. What’s the printing date on the textbook you’ve seen?

“In a way, it's hard to blame them. There simply is no other possible way for life on earth to happen by a purely materialistic means, so if they can't prove it true then they are going to find themselves up the proverbial creek without a clue.”
Nothing in evolutionary theory says that God does not exist or was not involved in biology. They’re trying to figure out WHAT happened, but the ‘why’ for it is still open to superstitious interpretation.

Chase Burton #wingnut #psycho #racist

TOO MANY CROSSES HAVE BEEN LINED TOO MANY TIMES. IT’S NOW 100% A MATTER OF PRE-WTF RESERVATION AND DEFENSE THAT JUSTIFIES MOVING THESE EVIL MONSTROSITIES FROM THE EQUATIONS, PERMANENTLY!!! I HUMANLY FAKE THE PUKE!!!

Emotion.Is.Dead #fundie

“But if a master treats the slave nicely, gives the slave food and does not beat the slave then that slavery isn't wrong.”

You’re making a bit of a leap, there. In one instance of a master and a slave, it might not be too horrible, but then you jump to okaying the entire condition of slavery. And not all slavers will be all that kind.
THIS IS just like saying ‘if a man steals a loaf of bread to save his starving children, then property theft isn’t wrong.’
And in bible slavery, if two slaves have a kid, the master owns the kid. No choice, no crime or debt incurred by the kid, just born into being another person’s property.
If you don’t see that as fucking wrong, you’re an idiot.