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BrideOfChrist #fundie

“But yes, I do believe Satan and his minions are putting in lots of OT these days.”
Russians and Ukraine bombing civilian targets.
Israel intentionally aiming at kids.
Trump promising no foreign wars, but bombing, what, a dozen countries?
ICE agents arresting people for skin color, no warrants.

And now I imagine Satan at the center of a cubicle farm of demons, shouting ‘Hey! Beelzebub! When’s the last time BrideOfChrist’s car alarm went off?’
“Two hours ago, Chief!”
“Too much! Hit ‘er again!”

Wally #fundie

“All Religions must demonstrate:
Love”
Yeah, but Christains insist that God sends people to eternal torment out of love, so the word is meaningless. Any religion could support Epstein’s entire industry and say it was ‘out of love’

BroGinder #fundie

Fire Ox #fundie #homophobia

“By the way, once you take God out of the picture in this argument, homosexuality is okay.”
Yes! And in a secular country with secular law, God’s not part of the argument. Nor is Allah. Or Zeus. Apollo. Aphrodite. Odin.

“If God doesn't exist homosexuality is fine.”
If he does exist, then homosexuality is fine for those who do not worship him.

“But, so is polygamy, brother-sister marriages, even bestiality. That's why homosexual marriage should be illegal.”
Where does God prohibit incest? Lot’s daughters raped him.
And bestiality automatically includes partners who cannot consent, so it’s rape, too.
We dont’ need a god to make harm illegal.

0fflinemode (“Women should be trophies on my wall.”) and TigerFestival #psycho #sexist

“i have an actual women…that wont cheat on me or fuck other guys is very alluring.”
Technically, she won’t fuck YOU either.
And embalming doesn’t stop decay. Just gets rid of the really soft stuff in the gut that decays FAST.
This isn’t a coping mechanism, you’re in serious need of help.

Therapeutic Touch International #quack

There's an actual T-Touch for petting animals, that's intended to relax the dog/cat/horse and let their owner bond with them. I've had dogs who adored it and dogs who were meh on it, but I never tried petting them from 6″ out.

Derrick Hildebrant, Republican Oklahoma State Representative #forced-birth #fundie

I expected nothing less from the party of the american Pedoführer.

Bobby Jindal #fundie

“Jindal has said he will make religious liberty a central theme of his presidential campaign. He characterized the Supreme Court's decision as an attack on the religious rights of conservative Christians and others.”
You have lost nothing of religious liberty by this decision.
You’ve lost the privilege of discriminating.
Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight difference.

DoctorDoom #fundie

“If all the research and studies and evidence point to an inevitable conclusion that this or that cannot possibly be explained other than by design, it is NOT scientific to reject that conclusion because one doesn't happen to like it.”
Yeah, except ‘mindless trial and error’ works as a design process.
What works is retained, what doesn’t work, or errors, fail the trial.
I think you mean ‘intelligent design.’
Which requires a supernatural designer.
Which means it’s not science. It’s not that we don’t like it, it’s the definition of naturalistic science.
So, a prolix way to say ‘my superstition is science! Really!’ and still be wrong.

“Evolutionism is a mindless, cultic religion that would rather believe in fairy tales than in what the evidence clearly demonstrates.”
EvolutionISM is an invention of creationists. We don’t worship evolution.

Anonymous Coward #fundie

“Space doesn't exist!”

“Think of it..”
I have, actually.

“The bible is infallible, and it calls the sky a FIRMAMENT.”
Yes. Solid like brass.
So, EITHER the Bible is fallible, and wrong on that point,
OR the moon landings were faked.
And every satellite.
Every shuttle launch.
Every space probe.
Every Mars landing.
Every comet fly-by.
Every single observatory picture of space with parallax reading to show the distance (since the sun, moon, stars, and planets all roll around inside the solid sky).
Every plane flight using ‘great circle navigation.’
Every application using GPS.
Every satellite photograph used by the military, the weathermen, every other application.
Any search for oil deposits or enemy submarines, all faked.
The list goes on and on, if space isn’t real.
All to hide your superstition…?

“Also, the heavens are described as a dome.”
And a tent. Tents touch the ground. So the earth has to be flat.

“So how can space be real?"
The Bible isn’t infallible…?

BustedFlat #fundie

“Words do not change meanings.”
So, ‘cretin’ is still an acceptable way to refer to Christains?
Actually, no matter what you say to that question you’re supporting my side. A ‘yes’ makes it okay, and you’re a cretin, a ‘no’ shows you think the meaning changed, and you’re a hypocrite.

Doctor used to refer to very accomplished academics, not anyone treating the sick. Now people tell doctors of mathematics that ’you’re not a REAL doctor.’

Buxom used to me obedient. “Go and find me a buxom wench for the night,” meant easy, not top-heavy.

Words change ALL THE TIME or it’s referred to as a ‘dead language.’

John C. Wrighg #sexist

There is no female Elon Must in all of history, no female Einstein, no female Thomas Edison, or Thomas Aquinas, nor Christopher Columbus, Alexander the Great, Richard the Lionheart or Sir Edmund Hillary.

"How many Einsteins have spent their lives washing dishes, how many Mozarts bent over stoves instead of pianos, because they had the misfortune of being born a woman?"

Anonymous Coward #sexist

“Brutal Suicide Fuel. Summer is coming.”
That’s taking seasonal depression to an extreme…

“No more jackets, hoods, scarves and hats to hide our ugly appearance.”
Meh. I dress mostly the same every day of the year.

“Normal people on road trips, hanging out with their college buddies while i rot indoors on GLP with the curtains drawn.”
Hiding from the neighbors who already know what you looked like last summer? Sounds like you’re just posing.

“And all the girls will be wearing revealing clothing that will constantly taunt our sexuality.”
Girls exist, that taunts your sexuality. They could be wearing an igloo…

“Long days, couples everywhere, kissing, movies, sea, ocean breeze.”
It’s not summer that depresses you, it’s life. Couples also kiss at the movies in winter.

“Holidays - reminder of what you have missed.”
So, fine. Stop complaining about suicide fuel and go end it.

“The hot season is literal hell for the incels.”
And your solution is to make every season hell for your sex slaves…

petsnakes #fundie

“God teaches us to war, but He doesn't teach us to abort.”
Incorrect.
He directs it.
Numbers 5, if a man fears that his wife has been unfaithful, the priest will have her drink a solution of bitter herbs. If she’s guilty, her womb will shrivel up. No mention of not giving her the drink if she is or suspects she is or might possibly be pregnant.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

“AI is making people stupider, so buy a subscription to MY AI!”

John C. Wrighg #sexist

Consider that might be because we have a long tradition of dumping or downplaying the contributions of anyone who isn’t a man of the dominant race of the area in our history?

Paul Bury #fundie #homophobia

Stardew Valley is a great game, as attested by my Steam Profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/darkphoenixff4/

As for it not being “Christian enough”… It takes place in the country of Ferngill. There are living nature spirits called Jumimos who respond to gifts. There’s a fucking wizard living in a tower in the woods, and a witch who used to be married to him that sometimes helps you out with magic. There are multiple caves full of the standard RPG monsters that you have to fight your way through. This is VERY CLEARLY not Earth, yet this asshole whines because his religion isn’t represented… In a world where nothing else is. That’s not even going into the fact that Yoba is God in all but name, and it has all the trappings of the Christian religion… One of the houses in town has a shrine that most of the town head to to pray to Yoba on SUNDAY.

godservant #fundie

“Another - if we evolved, it MAY be excepted”
Expected, not excepted.
Or maybe accepted? I mean, I do love Christains who tell me i need to except Jesus. Hey! I already DO!

“that we 'developed' an eye to detect light,”
And shadow. Light isn’t predatory, it’s the shadow that indicates danger.

“but to develop 2 so we could have depth perception? Not logical to me.”
Logic is a tool to evaluate ideas.
I don’t think you logic appropriately.
YOU start with a creationist belief, then work backwards to criticize evolution.

SEJesusFrEak #fundie

“ok i have a bible study at school and iv been teaching it for quite a while.”
I think you should have spent more of your school time on grammar, spelling, punctuation.

“well ive asked to have it anounceds in the morning but my priceipla keeps saying no!”
Just pretend that you’re hiding your bible study from the Romans.

“he said i cant let you do that because of the sationonic people will want to have an anounced to .”
Well, yes, to be fair (and constitutional) you have to treat all the study groups the same.

“this doesnt make sence to me. do we have a right to let people knnow that we have a bible study?”
Yes, you certainly do. But the Sationonic people have just as much a right as you do. The principal cannot show favoritism. I’d announce everything, but that’s me.

JackHectorman #fundie

“... think about this: We Conservatives are 10 times tougher than these mentally-pink-panty wearing liberals, moderates, and RINOs, and we can survive better in severe hard times than they can,”
Might have believed you before the pandemic, when you snowflakes couldn’t go two weeks without a haircut or a drink at the bar.

St Cloud #conspiracy

baileysmom #homophobia

“Indeed! I have read reports that most homosexuals have dozens, and some even hundreds, of sex partners.”

I do love this.
Gay: I was born this way!
baileysmom: You lie! God wouldn’t force anyone to sin!
Gay: I’ve never been attracted to women.
baileysmom: You lie! Heterosexual attraction is normal and it’s part of everyone’s makeup!
Gay: I do not feel shame for what I am.
baileysmom: YOU LIE! I’d certainly be ashamed if I had ever had same-sex relations!
Gay: I’ve had sex with five hundred men.
baileysmom: I KNEW it! That proves you sodomites are damned!

MercifullySaved #fundie

Tim Wildmon #fundie

"You could be innocently taking your family to Disney World or Disneyland, and you're walking down the middle of the park and here's comes this parade of wedding attendees [that includes] two men who've just gotten 'married' at Disney World," he says.”
Sweetie, when my dad died, I went to the state courthouse to do the paperwork for his estate. While we were waiting for our turn, we were passed by three couples getting married by a Justice Of The Peace, and their wedding parties. I loved how excited the men were, and absolutely enjoyed the smiles on the women. They beamed.
Then I noticed that for the three weddings scheduled, there were four women in wedding dresses.
This is not a good reason to avoid Disney, unless you’re also going to avoid the rest of society, too.

Paul Bury #fundie #homophobia

“I had high hopes for Stardew Valley Collector's Edition. I was hoping for a good, clean, farming game.”
Looks like you got that.I note that you did NOT say you were expecting a missionary recruiting tool, or something to play at Sunday School to spark conversations, or something to convert college students. But you’re upset that you did NOT get what you did NOT expect?

“Sadly Stardew Valley Collector's Edition is not what I thought it would be.”
Was there anything in the advertising that said it would be? Even a fucking cross?

“Stardew Valley Collector’s Edition teaches worshipping false idols, and it attacks Biblical marriage.”
Ah. So if the authors made the business decision that their in-game religion was Christain BUT one of the faiths that allow SSM, you’d still be whining, huh?

“Why can’t we have one new clean farming game?”
There’s an aphorism in theatre: If you’re trying to send a message use Western Union. It means don’t write a play that’s more a heavy-handed sermon than entertainment.
If YOU want to spend YOUR off-time pretending to be a Christain, pay someone to develop that sort of game for you. This game was for a different purpose.

"Stardew Valley Collector’s Edition removes Christian references and replaces it with false idol worship.”
A fictional religion in a fictional setting? Are you also upset that Conan worships Krom? Or that the Valar aren’t in the Bible? Or that Harry Dresden has spoken directly with Odin and Santa Claus? Get over yourself.

“Why?”
It’s the game, it wasn’t written to convert the heathens.

“What is so difficult about having a church with a pastor or priest?"
Pissing off the possible players that get enough of that shit in their news feed? Maybe?

“This blatant discrimination against Christians hurts this game"
This is not discrimination by any definition of the word. The only thing preventing you from playing it is the stick up YOUR ass.

“in a country where the super majority claim to be Christian.”
Nice wording. Of course, I doubt that you honestly think Mormons and Catholics are ACTUALLY Christains. You just add them when you want a popularity argument.

“I guess they want less sales.”
I really doubt that there are enough sticks to change the numbers of players who would have played this game otherwise.

“ I can not recommend this game. I wish it were better than it is.”
Welll, at least you let your stupid reasons be known for other customers to know to ignore your input.

John C. Wrighg #sexist

There is no female Elon Must in all of history

Considering how much of a shithole Elon Musk is, I’d say it’s a good thing there aren’t more of him, John C. Wrong. Even if she would have a rocking pair of tits.

Mark Jennings #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

his Roman Catholic and evangelical Christian faith made him feel “great anxiety” around LGBTQ+ symbols

…Wow, you’d think his “strong faith” would “protect” him against “heathen symbols”, but apparently it only made him weaker to them. So why would you choose to be a Christian then?

he filed a complaint with the employment tribunal alleging indirect religious belief discrimination and a failure to make reasonable adjustments, a form of disability discrimination, the aforementioned publication wrote

“WAAAAHHHHH!!! I’m not allowed to discriminate against others however I want!!! Why is life itselfs to BIGOTED against ME!!!!?”

Therapeutic Touch International #quack

Ilja F. #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Tartaria was much bigger than the British Empire, as this empire existed almost on every continent in the world

Well, the British Empire totally did “exist almost on every continent.” They didn’t say “the sun never sets on the British Empire” for nothing. To quote from good ol Wikipedia: By 1913, the British Empire held sway over 412 million people, 23 per cent of the world population at the time

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Mass vaccine injury from the mRNA injections has damaged the brain function of millions

Mike Adams the Health RDanger

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #conspiracy #crackpot

PITTs: “We don’t WANT to ‘know’ the ‘truth’ about trans! We JUST want to think of trans as EVIL!!!”

Paul Bury #fundie #homophobia

Have you ever considered that it might not be the games that are at fault here, but the pathetic jealous insecurity of your sect?

This blatant discrimination against Christians hurts this game in a country where the super majority claim to be Christian. I guess they want less sales.

I’ve never played Stardew Valley myself, but as I understand it, it was a pretty damn successful game both in terms of sales and critical reception. I mean, I’ve actually heard of it before, and I have about zero interest in a “farming sim” game. So, sorry, Paul, you’re grossly overestimating how much people in the USA care about how Christian a game is.

Also, I completely fail to understand how the existence of a game that isnt “Christian enough” is “discrimination against Christians.” No one is forcing you to buy, or play, or even review the game. That makes about as much sense as if I (an atheist) claimed that the existence of Christian rock music is discrimination against atheists. Nobody’s forcing me to listen to Stryper or something, are they?

Don’t like “Stardew Valley”? I can suggest a cute game you can play, Paul Buggery:

“Cult of the Lamb”.

What is so difficult about having a church with a pastor or priest?

You mean aside from the fact that not everybody in the world is Christian? Even if it was a “church with a pastor or priest”, people would still be raging because it’s either Catholic or Protestant, or just not the proper variation they specifically follow.

Ilja F. #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

@Citizen_Justin #256792
claim the remaining beautiful architecture as their own. This extends to old Penn station in NYC

So basically, “ancient” White people from the year 1906 couldn’t have built modern-looking buildings. Instead an even more ancient West Asian people whose global empire collapsed at some point between the mid-1700s and mid-1800s (depending on which version of their fictional history) and vanished without a trace somehow continued to build stuff up until the early 1900s, despite that White people kept promptly claiming them.

Paul Bury #fundie #homophobia

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #conspiracy #crackpot

John C. Wrighg #sexist

Meanwhile, outside Prospect Centre in Hull:

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There’s even a full size replica of local hero Amy Johnson’s deHavilland Gypsy Moth ‘Jason’ suspended from the ceiling of the St. Andrews mall.

What will you ever become, John C. Wrong…?!

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

This phenomenon, which I call the Great Stupening, is accelerating

…and yours is going faster than the Shanghai or Chuo Shinkansen Maglev trains will, Mikey-boy.

2026 Ascension Conference Glastonbury #magick #ufo #mammon

Ilja F. #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

@Karlmarx900 #256791

After it was destroyed (most say by a mudflood, not nuclear war) the other civilisations wanted to claim the remaining beautiful architecture as their own. This extends to old Penn station in NYC, which they often cite.

if tartaria actually existed why is it not mentioned in mainstream historical sources. if this empire was larger than the British empire this alone would make it famous.

Leroy Solomon #fundie

“Homosexuality will never be on equal footing with straight relationships.”
Many state supreme courts say otherwise. One of my sons has just as much a right to marry as my other two sons and my wife and I.

“For one, straight relationships are healthy, and normal, and produce offspring”
Many straight relationships do NOT produce children. We still let them marry.
Many gay relationships are raising children together.
Swing and a miss.
You need to define ‘healthy’ and ‘normal’ if they’re not just you being a judgmental prick.

“gay relationships are unhealthy [AIDS],”
Straights get AIDS, too.

“ abnormal [ two different sexes exist for a reason, including the different sexual body parts, etc..]”
Where do i go to look up the ‘reason’ for two sexes? Bible says that Adam was just too picky to partner with the pig, the horse, the cow…

“and they can never produce an offspring -- because two people of the same sex are not supposed to have sex.”
Where is the user manual that says ‘supposed to’ with respect to the purpose of sex? And what does the chapter on infertility say?

“What's so great about having a partner that has the exact same body parts as you?”
Same, different, my partner has the parts that make my dick hard.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

psychiatric drugs like statins and antidepressants further degrade mental clarity. Statins are linked to dementia, yet they are prescribed to millions.

Statins are NOT a psychiatric medication: they are used to lower LDL cholesterol levels and reduce cardiovascular inflammation. And since both those conditions increase the risk of dementia, statins actually help protect against it. The Health Danger is a fool, a liar, and a grifter.

(Full disclosure: I take rosuvastatin myself, though I hope to be off it soon. Seeing a new rheumatologist this month.)

Ilja F. #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Mark Jennings #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

I am oppressed by your EXISTENCE! Why must I be so PERSECUTED by the very EXISTENCE of other people?! Is it really so unreasonable to demand the world censor my knowledge of people existing so that I might not fly into hysterics unless I go looking for an excuse as I am want to do on my own time? And other people’s time… while ignoring obligations that I have to them on that time. But that’s not important because the world is obligated to ME to alter itself to my liking even at the expense of others because I am so PERSECUTED even though my preferences take priority over the supposed rights of others who I may proudly, loudly, and with State sanction and support declare exist as a controversy to be hidden, silenced, or “fixed” by any means that satisfy me. /sarcasm

w41n4m01n3n #racist

Anonymous #racist

One of the nights i stood shore patrol in Scotland, i was partnered with a black sailor. We went into a bar that catered to country western fan Americans. They saw us coming and called up ‘She Ran Of With A Nigger’ on the jukebox.
We each had a coke from the bar, sat through the song, and my other SP walked over to the jukebox to turn up the volume on the last line. Where the singer said, “I’m gonna miss that cute little back girl.” And we walked out to dead silence.

I think about that from time to time.