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Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“Liberals have told me they want to put all Christians and conservatives in concentration camps.”
Dude, when YOU say, ‘you want to put everyone like me in a concentration camp!’ and they say, ‘Yeah, right,’ that’s not an admission.

inverter #fundie

“The answer is that atheism is not only a belief in no God..”
Spoken like someone who doesn’t know how many atheists they know….

“It is an agenda, an ORGANIZED effort to kill any sign of God..”
I don’t know of any signs of god.
I know quite a few blatant BELIEVERS, but no sign of god.
If i saw any sign of God, i’d probably not be an atheist, huh?

“In fact every year atheists ask for funding from the government...”
For…what? When do we ask for government money to not believe in any gods?
Fuck, we don’t even have any atheist chaplains in the military.

“Oh ok, so then you are a religion.."
SCOTUS says we count as a religion for 1st Amendment protections, but that’s about it.

“Why do the heathen rage?”
Women are dying in red states because you think God wants you to outlaw abortions. Why would we POSSIBLY be mad?

“What is making them so angry?”
Theists.

“Why are they forcing God out of school?”
The Constitution.

“Why else would they come onto these boards,”
Self-defense.

“blapheme God anyway they can,”
The thrill of victimless crime?

“ mock prayer request threads(ahem..paul2),”
Your omniscient god needs to be reminded that you hope that your son comes home from war? What’s to mock? I mean, seriously, what’s left?

“spit on the Bible,”
Ah. The book that says feed the poor and welcome the refugee and so on? That Christains spit on regularly? Get off your high horse, sweetie.

“spit on faith,”
When you use it as a club, yes…

“ and generally hate all organized religion?????”
The groups that put the orange failure in office and think they’ve accomplished something for America? Must be irrational fear, huh?

Deleted #crackpot

pfta2a #fundie

“There is this assumption about pedophiles that we are all monsters, that we are all out to rape children.”
You want to sex children.
Minors cannot consent.
The sex would be rape.
It’s not an assumption.

“We enjoy children, it is easier for us to connect with them emotionally. We enjoy relationships with them. We do not want to hurt them (for most hurting a child is the last thing they'd do).”
Yeah, you only want to rape them. That’s adorable.

“Most people attracted to another adult don't want to rape that person.”
Every person I wanted to have sex at in my entire life, it would not have been rape AUTOMATICALLY. So, not comparable.

“Similarly most pedophiles (including myself) want a relationship with a child.”
With sex only being a small part of that felony, huh?

“We would not rape a child. The sexual attraction is part of it,”
Small conflict there, about the size of the Texas Oil Field…

“ but not a huge piece.”
Doesn’t fucking matter. This is like a rapist saying ‘i only raped a small part of her, not, like, her arms or legs or nothing.’

“Morally I think sex between an adult and child should be legal,”
You’re not in a really objective place to make that judgment, though.

“ as I believe a child is capable of consent”
They can’t sign contracts, they can’t make informed medical decisions, they can’t marry, borrow money, buy cars…. It’s a legal condition not ‘willing.’

“However, I do cuddle with children, hug them, tickle them, rough-house with them or hold their hands. There's mountains of evidence that touch is beneficial. As long as it is consensual (and I am very careful to make sure that it is)”
Do you TELL the parent or guardian that you’re a pedophile before you touch, cuddle, hug the child?
THE KID can NOT consent, so you’re lying, here.

soon #fundie

“Athiests come across”
I’m athy, but I’m not the athiest person I’ve ever met.

“as what i would consider satanists.”
Okay. You think Satanists tell puns, bake bread, drive an SUV at the speed limit, was one of the leaders of my kids’ scout troop, and recorded judging for the science fair of my wife’s high school? Never murdered, never drunk, no illicit drug use, never drank coffee in the Navy despite 20 years?

“Now i dont mean the ritualistic satanists”
So, the Satanists on TV that drink blood and open portals to Hell.
NOT them. Okay.

“but i refer to the fact that they are usually anti-christs.”
Pretty sure if was an anti-christ, I’d have cheated on my wife AT LEAST once.
Possibly during a visit to a foreign port…

_Origen #fundie

“Can humans and Chimps bear children through the process of arteficial insemination?”
No.

“Do we ever see any shred of evidence that man has ever at any point in time, evolved?”
Yes. When you actually READ the textbook, you see ‘this is what happened and this is how we know it.’
That’s the evidence.

“Since the hominid record has been all proven a hoax,”
No, sweetie, Piltdown Man was a hoax. And it was largely discarded BECAUSE of the hominid record before it was proven to be a hoax.

“why do we still hold on to lies that will eventually lead to communism or naziism?”
Nazi? The Nazis burned Darwin’s books.
You’re just terribly confused, here.

Henry B smith #fundie

“the skeptic must present a justification for morality in a mechanistic universe that arose from impersonal matter. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.”
We evolved as social beings. Our best defense against the tiger is to outnumber him greatly. The more of us that can live together, the safer we are.
So we need moral codes in order to self-regulate and allow that cooperation. Cultures that formed and reinforced moral behavior prospered, while those leaning towards selfish behaviors did not.
Selection ensured that the better operating societies lasted.
It’s all enlightened self-interest. I’ll let you play the bagpipes without killing you IFF you let me cook with balsamic vinegar… without killing me. We can pretend that God wants us to tolerate this, if that helps.

inverter #fundie

“THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT WE ARE HERE WITHOUT A CREATOR!!!”
Uh huh…. And i should believe you because…?

“NONE!!”
Okay.

“NADA!!”
Repetition doesn’t really help.

“This is why I disregard all "advances" in science.”
Naturalistic science which is FUCKING SILENT on the supernatural, right? So, neutral on the ‘is there a god’ question?

“Because If scientists are going to leave their brains in the parking lot on the fact that God simply must exist if we exist.”
That’s almost half a sentence.

“then why would they use their brains for anything else.”
You dislike a stance that THEY DO NOT TAKE, so you reject the stances they DO take. That’s smart.

“We accuse you of everything you accuse us, including circular reasoning..but just one thing, WE'RE RIGHT!!”
Dude, that ’i’m rubber and you’re glue’ shit didn’t work when i was in fourth grade. That would have been, what 1971?

Deleted #crackpot

I suspect a muslim here, justifying the Koran’s treatment of dogs.
Or maybe someone whose cat got a low grade on ‘we only rate dogs’ website, i dunno.

JoJo! #fundie

“Just because I've never had sex doesn't mean I don't know anything about it.”
This is true. I’ve read fanfiction written by virgins and some of the sex scenes are AMAZING.
On the other hand, I’ve read fanfiction sex where it is OBVIOUS the author is a virgin.
So, yes, your virginity is not the only thing to take into account in weighting your statements.

“I've learned a LOT from my friends and family.”
Because that’s what I do after sex, go to the living room and tell everyone about it in crucial detail.

“And reading Brad Henning's book.”
no idea what that means.

“Oh, and uh, the Bible.”
This is the book that teaches a flat earth, that women are unclean during their menstrual cycle, and you can cure leprosy by sacrificing a lark. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah…

David J. Stewart #conspiracy

“I stopped injecting myself with insulin!”
Type I or type II?

“Even when I was injecting myself with 40 units per day of insulin, after a few weeks of usage it had only lowered my blood sugar to around 170-200!”
A few weeks? It took me longer than that to calibrate my insulin doses to my body’s needs. You have the attention span of a lit firecracker.

“I don't care what my (former) doctor says,”
Clearly.

“I KNOW that the daily insulin injections made my toe and foot go numb.”
How?
Sugar in the blood stream tends to act like shotgun blasts. Very damaging to the tiny capillaries in your feet and your eyes. What is it you think the Insulin did to you that the sugar did not?

“By naturally eating one normal meal a day, and then eating a big salad for dinner, and perhaps an apple and a little cottage cheese for breakfast, I lowered my blood sugar to 112 mg/dl."
You ate less sugar and carbs and your blood reflects lessened sugar input.
Stunning.

“It could have been that the insulin brought out the diabetic numbness that was already in progress, I don't know.”
You just said you KNOW, all caps. pick a lane.

“But what I do know is that I wasn't having any symptoms of diabetes until I took the insulin.”
Oh, god.

“SO DON'T TAKE THE INSULIN!”
I think i’d rather take the insulin. I trust my doctor a lot more than I trust you. I trust YOUR doctor more than I trust you.

Alan Burns #fundie

“I am not an expert,”
Okay.

“but there is evidence that the physical brain can deteriorate,”
Gotcha.

“and this will have consequences on the interface with the soul.”
there’s evidence that the soul needs a physical interface?
Why would that be?
The soul is supposed to be the persistent part of my personality on Earth, right?
What if I’m an atheist for my life, and I’m in a car accident, and while I recover, I become convinced that God awaits, but my soul can’t access that information?
I’m going to be let into Heaven because an OMniscient God knows that I’m a believer, but the last I knew I was atheist?
Or the other way around?
What if my family is in an accident and all die except me, and even after a life of faith, I lie there in the hospital bed raging at God for killing Mrs. Inc and all the little Incs, and withhold worship. My soul thinks we’re still faithful, but God kicks me down to Hell for what my wounded brain chose?

"Perception of our brain cells is probably the soul's only interface with this universe.”
Ah. So, I’ve been in liberty ports up and down the coast. Sailors rush to any chance to pour pollutants into their bloodstream and cripple the brain. Seen a few happily married men get drunk enough to go home with a woman of negotiable affection. So, while their soul might be pure, it looses the access to the decision making process through alcohol? And where it might have suggested that they stay pure and hew to their wife, it can’t be heard over the toxins of the intoxicant?

And there’s evidence for this?

Deleted #crackpot

kiwi1 #fundie

“The Interesting little FACT”
Fact in ALL CAPS is a good sign for the discussion. Because it’s FACTual.

“ is that creationism and science do NOT contradict themselves at all,”
Themselves? That’s kind of a given.
DO you mean to say they don’t contradict ‘each other,’ though?
Well, that depends on how you look at it.
Naturalistic science is silent on the subject of the supernatural. Creationism depends heavily on the supernatural. Supernatural being, doing supernatural acts, using supernatural powers…
Not a real contradiction, but this is like saying ‘left-handed screwdrivers do not contradict sewing machine bobbins.’ Not a lot of overlap…

“as liberals would have us believe.”
Right, right, we’re the gatekeepers of what you accept as science.

“ Only when so called scientific THEORIES are thrown into the mix do we have a conflict.”
Dude, everything in science is a theory.

“Question: So why are do Evolutionist hate creationism?
Answer: It comes down to MORALITY....”
A lie. And a stereotype. We don’t hate creationism, we just hate how much the creationISTS will lie to get their superstition taught as a fact.

“But if we can take the Creator out of the picture then we can make up the rules.”
You make up the rules, anyway. The Bible does not condemn slavery, but many on the Union side of the Civil War thought they were doing God’s will.
And the Bible does not condemn abortion. But many wave their crosses thinking they’re doing God’s will…

TJ ThirdEye #fundie

“[Feminism] help further destroy black male and female relations”’
Hmmm. Feminists want women to choose their own destiny, you’re telling them to shut up and accept the destiny YOU choose for them.
Can’t imagine how it’s OUR problem that your relationships fail…

“because these women bought into the idea that they can do what men do.”
I think i heard this same argument about segregation. ‘because blacks bought into the idea that they can do what whites do.’

“Know your goddamn role in the universe.”
Yep. Heard that in the 60s. A LOT.

“You aint no goddess woman so get that out your head and know ur role.”
I do remember adults when I was growing up who liked otehr boxers more than Ali, because those guys ‘knew their place.’

“Man is the is the dominate force of nature;”
And whites invented civilization. Do you buy into THAT argument?

“ understand your natural place in nature. You came from man so dont buy in that bullshit. Its a man world so get over it.”
Bigotry never falls far from the tree, does it?

Dr. Doom #racist

“Do not UNDERESTIMATE the HATE that the darkie has for the White Man.”
Darkie?
My grandmother learned that term in Florida in about 1930. She insisted that ’that’s what they wanted to be called!’ and wouldn’t abandon it for most of my life.
Until she had black great-grandkids. Dropped that habit in a hot minute.

“In a second term, he is likely to abolish the Marine Corps which are Lily-White”
I was Navy. And I do love the Marines, they were invented to keep sailors from getting hurt, but they are NOT Lily-white.

“and replace them with ZULU’s Pink Panthers and Ghetto Gangbangers.”
Just pure racist feargasm…

“There is talk of Drastic Military Cuts that he will make in a second term. All the cuts will probably be White Troops.”
Most of the time I was in, they would offer early-outs for rates that were overmanned. Some, rates with ATROCIOUS promotion chances, would say, “Anyone who joined after 1975 but before 1985 can get out tomorrow.”
Some would be more limited. “Any C3 Missile Tech with less than 14.5 years in, hasn’t gone to C4 school, served on the East Coast, drives a blue pickup, and talks with a slight Cajun accent…”
I can imagine that someone would offer early outs to ‘white’ troops, but it’s still voluntary. No one has to go.

“The GOP will protest the cuts, but afterwards the darkie”
Do you wear a zoot suit?

“ will probably replace them with his kind of Turds. The New Turd Army”
Army?
I thought we were talking the Marines?
Or do you not know that Marines are not soldiers?
Your credibility was low to start with but Jesus…

“will be Totally Anti-White and armed with the latest machine guns.”
Uh huh…

“ Ready and Willing to Attack the White Suburbs and get them some of that White Pussy and Shit!”
Dude, they have uniforms. They don’t need to attack or rape to get pussy. You really should see the action right outside of any major military base.

Kurt Wise #fundie

‘"Secular scientists who fear allowing the conclusions of creationism into secaular universities have good reason to be afraid because they are accountable to the creator, Kurt Wise, professor of theology and science at The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, said on the Albert Mohler Radio Program Feb. 13.”
I want you to diagram this sentence and the sit and think about what you’ve done until you cry. JEEEEEEZ what a mess.
But the constitution STILL says you can’t teach Creationism in public schools, no matter if god approve or not.

““If it's true that there was a creation, then you realize that means there's someone in control," Wise said on the broadcast hosted daily by Southern Seminary's president."
Big if.

“"And if there was a flood-—in other words, a creator who actually judged this creation-—that means we're in big trouble.”
A creator who made man to be wicked, then punished them for being wicked, THEN repented the flood because man is just wicked by nature and the flood accomplished fuck all? Yeah, that’s a worry.

“So I think there's every reason why an evolutionist would be very frightened of creationists advocating creationism."
But they’re not. It’s strictly obeying the fucking law.

shuttle #conspiracy

“I'd like to make a statement:”
Why did you not just make the statement?

“You better hope there's a God,”
See, if i want one of my students to believe in a procedure step, i can show them the procedure. if i want them to believe in a gyroscope with no moving parts, i can offer the documentation. Discuss the science. Illustrate the physics.
I don’t just threaten them with failing the course if they don’t believe me.
The instructors I’ve had that depend on threats?
Either they sucked or their material was bullshit…

“whether or not you are an atheist, a deist, whatever, because the imminent COLLAPSE of our economy, merging of nations (New World Order) and Civil War within the United States itself is upon us.”
I do love hearing ‘imminent’ from people who are still waiting for Jesus to come back, and he said he’d be here 2000 years ago.

“If you don't know what I'm talking about, or you think it's another "conspiracy theory" post, go ahead and google it. There is no joke here.”
If there’s no joke, why am I laughing at you?

“You ever read about the Great Depression?”
Um, yes, we read the Grapes of Wrath in school.

“It's coming, and it's going to be the worst in histroy. And faster than you think. It is estimated by avid and expert investors in the Wall Street Journal that the collpase of the economy should hit the U.S. and the world itself by the middle of 2009 at the VERY LATEST.”
Noted.

“The state of California goes bankrupt at the end of February. What then?”
The mind boggles.

“To address those you think the stimulus plan is going to fix anything, do your research.”
When you say ‘research,’ you mean use google to confirm your bias, right?

“I would really not expect it, but appreciate it if you did some research before responding to this.”
Meh.

“Get your facts, because I'm only going to ignore troll posts.”
Aw, but they’re so funny!

“I expect nothing but "lol conspiracy theory" at this, but really I laugh at you. I laugh at everyone who nay says at the imminent death of the United States as all of you and I know it.”
Imminent! HA! And again, HA!

“The dollar is worth less than it has been ever, and it's only getting worse.”
Did you buy gold or bitcoin?

Rapture Ready #fundie

“ So Cain married one of his sisters.”
Yep.
So, Cain kills Abel because God liked Abel’s sacrifices.
God is pissed off at the first murder on Earth.
Cain complains that if he stays, his family is going to deathitize him as a murderer.
God, who already was mad at Cain, and didn’t like his sacrifices, gives Cain a chance to run like hell…
Cain ends up building a city with… His sister. WHo is also Abel’s sister. Who is one of the people who Cain was afraid of that were going to justifiably deathitize him.
How did he find her and separate her from the rest of the family?
How does he sleep at night, not fearing that she’ll tell EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH where he is so they can come deathitize him?
Why DOESN’T she tell EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH where he is so they can come deathitize him?
How can anyone read this bullshit and nod and say, ‘Yeah, that’s what happened’?

Robert43 #fundie

“Why doesn't the Bible say anything about people going out and exploration of space?”
Because there is no space.
Bible cosmology is a flat Earth under a dome, water above and water below. A snowglobe turned inside out.
Every place we would go to, planets, moons, stars, sun, are all inside the sky, rolling around.
Bibleauthors didn’t foresee satellites, moon landings, mars probes, or orbiting telescopes that detect galaxies beyond human eyesight….

JohnR7 #fundie

“Pasteur shows us that if you have a theory you have to run experments and test your theory.”
Uh, no. For the scientific method, we need repeatable observations. Not necessarily experiments.

“Even Indiana Jones after his summer adventure had to go back to the lab and his teaching job."
Lab?
What Lab does an investigative anthropologist do, you think?

“Darwin never did any work in the lab.”
No, but we have repeated his observations. not a flex like you think.

“A scientiest balances his field work with research and experments in the lab to back up his results from out in the field.”
So, the astronomers up the road from here, at MIT, have to perform experiments on stellar formation, novas, black holes? Or it’s not science…? Are you Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

"Darwin never did any of this.”
Again, not necessary.

“He just wrote books and that makes him a philosopher not a scientist.”
He recorded observations, which is what they do at those experiments you’re railing about.

“There is nothing wrong with philosophy, but it is not science, because there is no evidence or proof for it.”
You are so wrong it’s not even a mistake.

Mike Arthut #conspiracy

“ One point is the 700 telemetry tapes, "lost"? That would be proof in itself.”
Only if you can find evidence that they were ‘lost’ intentionally, AND prove that the intent was to hide the fact that they prove a flat Earth.
A memo, maybe, ‘Whoops! Flat Earth evident on 500 tapes, better destroy 700 to be sure.’?

“Can you agree there is NO CURVATURE?”
I’ve seen the curvature.
A REEEEEEEALLY big lake in Idaho. From one shore you can’t see the other shore. Water’s in the way.
But climb the hill behind you, moving away from the opposite shore, you climb high enough to see the beach on the other side.
Or you can watch the Ferry climb up the hill coming toward you.
It’s not terribly complicated.

“We need a in-depth interview with astro-nots, concerning this matter.”
Considering how VERY BIG the conspiracy would have to be, why would you believe a gotcha-interview?

“Also, the nest, photo -op, ISIS space broadcast., I would like to see them wearing NO SHIRT. PROVING, no harness is used to portray weightlessness. We can start from there.”
Mary Roach researched a book on space exploration. One thing she noted was a porno that purported to have been filmed in microgravity. Astronauts on a space station fucking the good life from all angles. She was thinking that was a LOT of time on the 0-gravity training planes, but watching it, she noticed that a actress’ hair did not behave as if it was floating in microgravity. It’s pretty obvious if you look for it. Especially if you go back and forth between ISS videos and this porno.
That’d be a LOT of fucking wires.

Lila Rose #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@Croquemitaine #121560
I think it was one of the Bush presidents that wanted to produce drugs at a press conference. And his writers wanted him to be able to say ‘This crack was purchased from a dealer a block away from THIS BUILDING!’ Doom, gloom, our unsafe streets, no patriotic feelings about the White House, and go on from there.

Truth was, they couldn’t find any dealers. nowhere near. They had to get a dealer the cops knew about to agree to come make a sale for their purposes. Had to buy a bigger purchase to make it worth his time. And had to give him an address.
“What do you mean, the white house? There’s like 30 white houses in this neighborhood! Where the fuck do you want to meet?”

But no, it wasn’t STAGED.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Abortion is the Ultimate Racism!”
So, lacking any sort of rational argument, you resort to trying to guilt the liberals into your side of the argument.

“You want to talk about racism,”
I’m quite willing to, and your take on the first closeup of the black hero of the Star Wars movie is firm in my mind.

“Abortion is extreme discrimination.”
Only those sites that encourage blacks to have abortions while Whites have to have the babies.
The whole point of abortion rights is that the woman decides. Based on her body, not the kid’s race.

"Babies have rights too!”
No, rights start at the daylight end of the birth canal.

“ Who is the Supreme Court to say that a growing child is not a human being?”
That’s not what the decision says, but what has reality ever meant to you.

“The problem is that mothers don't love God. "Thou shalt not kill" (Exodus 20:13).”
Yes, that commandment also comes from the guy that consistently doesn’t consider anything ‘alive’ until first breath. ‘And the breath of God entered him and he became a living being’ sort of thing.
Noah only saved animals that breathe through nostrils.
If you’re fighting and cause a woman to miscarry, but she’s okay, you pay a fine but it’s not treated as murder.
You are cherry picking the bible for extrabiblical political ideology.

“If you look at abortion statistics (see www.blackgenocide.org), African American women are far more likely to have abortions than middle-class White women.”
Which could mean that African Americans are less likely to be able to afford one-more-child?

“It is evident that poverty and abortion are linked.”
So you support universal healthcare and free education to fight abortion?

“The sad thing is that poor Black mothers aren't giving up their babies because they're poor; BUT rather, because the government is targeting them with PRO-abortion propaganda through organizations such as Planned Parenthood (MURDERHOOD!).”
That’d be pretty racist, David. But forcing them to have the kid without guaranteeing their ability to raise the kid healthy and educated is also adding to their burdens. So it’s not abortion that’s racist, you fuckhead.

“If you're a Black woman who's had an abortion, don't you dare cry "racism," because you are the ultimate”
So, you’re using her skin color to deny her claim of racism?
What does that make you, you blithering idiot?

Ed Poor #fundie

“There is more to a person than his human body,”
That depends on your point of view.
To a biologist, there’s the biology and that’s pretty much it.
To a car manufacturer, there’s the butt and the distance to the gas pedal, steering wheel, etc.
To an opthalmologist, there’s the eye…
To credulous, superstitious people, there’s a soul, a spirit, guardian angels…

“… and biologists have apparently decided not to study or even acknowledge aspects of human beings which make them entirely distinct from animals.”
Because they have jobs.

“ In fact, along with Feuerbach and Lenin they have ideologically chosen to assert that humans evolved naturally from animals; that's why we are animals.”
That’s not ideology, that’s the science. It’s an underlaying fact for their entire industry.

“We need not propagate the erroneous assumptions of biologists, or their short-sightedness.”
Fine. Sure. Take horse laxatives' for all I care. Just don’t pretend it’s the superior science position.

“Science is more than just physical science. Anthropology and psychology are sciences, and they are by no means required to adhere to liberal, anti-religious positions such as methodological naturalism.”
All of science is naturalistic, bubbles. Secular is not anti-religious.

“Linneaus is free to put humans where he wants. Meanwhile, God has put us where He wants. Pick a side, my friend.”
Okay. When you have evidence for God that stands up to scrutiny, let me know.

Halden_Doerge #fundie

“It is inherantly anti-supernatural and skeptical.’
All of science IS, dork.
Including the science that leads to doctors not being proud of aprons that have blood from all of their surgeries, to show their experience.
The science that leads to eyeglasses, glaucoma surgery, cataract surgery.
The science that leads to refrigeration so food lasts more than a few days.
The science that produced your car, your home heating system, your stable roof that doesn’t leak, your paint that doesn’t give your kid lead poisoning, to your water system not being lead-lined.

None ofthat came from any supernatural prayer or spell….

just spend another trillion #fundie

“Should rape be legalized?

Best Answer: of course.”
I’d really like to publish a list of every incel that votes for legalizing rape. And if he gets kidnapped by mysterious individuals, tied to a mechanical bull, and raped by a mule until he can’t come any more, then he shouldn’t have led them on.

J C #racist #wingnut #psycho

Trump lost the Iran war he started illegally, and now he wants to punish anyone he can. We have suffered nothing from refugees without a criminal record, but The Orange Bully is just lashing out.

This is not a sane administration.

“ Please, these people have to take responsibility for their actions at some point as well.”
Then you support the unredacted Epstein files being published and Bonespurs being prosecuted?

Timber #fundie

“She apologied for putting God before her family....?”
Well, i’d say that she put her BELIEF in God before her responsibilities to her family.

“Oops. Sorry, PC crowd, but God is supposed to come first...”
Political Correctness is just to prevent causing accidental offense.
You telling me that your superstition is more important than my wife, my kids, my fucking goldfish, is intentionally offensive, and PC does not correct you, nor my wish that you have anal sex with a chainsaw while prostate before the altar at your church. It’s completely intentional.

“A #1...”
Yes, which is why Paul said not to get married, and if you must, not to have kids. They distract from your faith and they may not live long enough to become Christains before Christ comes back.

“in everything. Ahead of yourself, ahead of your spouse, ahead of your kids...”
So, next time someone uses ‘but think of the children’ as an emotional appeal, they can fuck right off, I take it.

“(oh noez, he said in front of your KIDS!!!)...”
Why assume I’m hand-wringing, this is just a detail of what you already said.

“yup. That's how it's SUPPOSED to work.”
Then That’s another reason I’ll never become a Christain without significant dain bramage…

“Putting God second...even after your precious little munchkins...is a disaster waiting to happen.”
Okay.
I can’t count how many things I hold in higher esteem than your god. I have a colonoscopy in three years, I already hold that appointment higher than your god.

Eden Decoded #fundie

“Slavery happened in America because Black people turned away from God. When they turned back to God, slavery ended.”
that’s hilarious.
Slave Owners converted their slaves to Christainity, BUT, they issued them bibles without the Book of Exodus.
Didn’t want the property to get weird ideas about being freed in the name of God…

“Now Black people are turning away from God again...what do you think is going to happen next?!”
Have you been watching the Churches? EVERYONE is turning away from God. Congregations get smaller, churches get sold off, schools closed…
I think a big part of it is that churches keep sending these horrible messages about Blacks deserving slavery, about Gays being icky sick disgusting people, and transgenders being antichrists.
But people KNOW gays, they’ve MET transgenders, they are more sympathetic to the slaves than to the slavers. They’re rejecting the message. Not necessarily God, ust any fuckwit who tries to tell them God wants dumb shit. So they go independent. And the congregations gets boiled down to the hardliners whose kids won’t answer their texts.

BitcoinIsFemale #racist #wingnut

“The problem is that Blacks don't know how to work, and definitely don't know how to work hard.”
Yes,yes, this is why we imported them as slaves for a few hundred years. Because it was such a waste of money trying to get work out of them…
History does seem to poke this idea one right in the beady eyeball.

Brad Watson #fundie

"Therefore, I ask for volunteers for a sci-religious experiment to prove GOD/nature and I - their Christ - can produce a natural disaster for your neighborhood. Are there any?”

Hello! Yes, I am the REal Donald Trump and I need you to cause a natural disaster at the White House. Please do it before I have to pay for the Octagon, and claim it wasn’t made safe for the hurricanes or earthquakes natural in my neighborhood. By the midterms, please?

Annie Linux #fundie

“You are bound to get a lot of anomolies when you try and explain evidence by such a dumb hypothesis like evolution. Try creationism and the flood of Noah and all that unexplained stuff goes away.”

Okay. The creationist model really, really needs the Flood.
The ONLY way to do away with the visible sorting of a few BILLION years of fossils is to pretend it’s all a single event. Dinosaurs aren’t deeper because they lived longer ago, they were pushed down by the monumental churn of The Flood.
Okay.

So, for SOME REASON, any single species of dinosaur was pushed to a particular bandwidth. And it’s inconsistent. Crocodiles were pushed WAY down there, but they’re scattered through all of the strata up to today. Other species were pushed down to a more particular level.
And what got pushed there? Well, all the adults. And all the juveniles. And all the infants. And all the eggs. And all the egg shells left after they hatched.
Not that it wasn’t ‘all adult dinosaurs to level 1, with all the eggs to level 3. No, the entire species, no matter the age, got sent to the same level… While similar animals of same size got sent to a different level. Why is that?
I’d dearly love to see the experiment that pushed a dozen corpses of horses to a different level of mud than a dozen contemporary lizards. Consistently.

Also, their nests got sorted, too. We’ve found fossilized nests with eggs inside them that show which species of dinosaur built it. So, why are the NEST so carefully sorted?
And, the big question, why are any species’ FOOTPRINTS saved in this gigantic churn of mud, and put on the same level as the species fossils?
Either God caused a MAJOR SHIT TON of miracles in the flood which he didn’t mention or get credit for, or it wasn’t in one great big single event.

Is there any solution to these anomalies that can be answered by using the Bible and not just throwing up your hands and saying ‘goddidit’?

crashhall #fundie

“The true purpose of the display of such things [Bible Display at Courthouses], though never mentioned,”
If it’s NEVER mentioned, then how in the name of fuck do you know it?

“ is to re-iterate the freedoms beheld by US due, in no small part, to the Christian fundamentals.”
Riiiiiiiiiiight.
Christain Fundies are the reason freedom of religion covers Satanism, Islam, Shinto, Hindu, Mormon beliefs.
Christain Fundies are the reason freedom of speech protects blasphemy.
Yep. I believe you. Says so in the Federalist Papers, very clearly.

“If American law were derived by buddhists, we would be communist."
Pure fearmongering.

“If it were derived by muslims, we would be dictatorial and/or totalitarian.”
Watching Trump trying to control the country, it’s not a muslim threat, idiot.

“ If we were established by an aetheistic society (ie Babylonia),”
Where doyou get the idea that Babylonia was atheist?

“In following the true teaching of Christ, our government is Democratic.”
Um, Jesus and his disciples pretty much practiced communism as they traveled. They donated all they had, and took what each needed. Says so in scripture.
You’re so very wrong, here.

Mihilz #fundie

On further thought, this accusation doesn’t make ANY sense.
Look at human history. I’m an atheist, I do not think any religion is true, but they’re ALL OVER the map. Humans assign agency to all sorts of natural processes.
lightning strikes, gods did it.
Thunder sounds, that’s the lightning god’s brother, partner, wife, whatever.
Gods of flowers, sports, fire, volcanoes, childbirth, scribes, scrolls, accountants, knowledge, ignorance, ancestors and descendants.
And even once the powers that be decide to go all in on a monotheistic franchise, they can’t keep to one idea. A hierarchy is needed, or a hierarchy is Satanic; we’ll meet with God, we’ll become our own god; not only is mine the only true religion mine is the only true translation of the Word, or pretty much everyone’s good to go; And on and on.

This is what human invention does. Seeks out and explores options, explains things to one individual’s satisfaction. There’s just no way to herd cats well enough to provide a single Christain Conspiracy about what is or isn’t The Real Religion.

Everyone who has spent any time studying evolution, like 95% accept it. Among those that study it closely, it rises to 99%.
I don’t think any two seminary classes have that kind of consistency.

But the science, almost any science, there are details that are uncertain, but the overall state of the industry is solid. Evolution, not creationism.
Germs, not demons, not ‘hospital miasma,’ not an imbalance of humours.
Tides are the moon’s fault, not seamonsters rolling in the deeps.
The darkness on the moon is Earth’s shadow, not the place the spacewolf has eaten it…
And on and on and on.

Humans do not DO gigantic conspiracies very well. SOMEONE would be selling their book to a studio about how evolution is falsed to the public.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

“My Agreement with Iran is the exact opposite,”
What’s different?

Seriously, what are you doing to prevent nuclear arms that Obama’s treaty did not?
We had onsite inspections. We allowed Power Uranium and not Fission Uranium. Do you even know that they’re different?
I would really like details. Preferably a side-by-side comparison, not just you hand-waving that it’s ‘better.’

FenderElctrc #fundie

“You listen to what God said.”
Hate to break it to you, but not everyone on the fucking planet is Christain.
Not everyone in the fucking COUNTRY is Christain.
Not everyone in the STATE is fucking Christain.
And among those that so identify, not all of them are your goddamned FLAVOR of Christain.
And quite frankly, prophets are not ‘false’ based on whether or not you agree with their interpretation of the heavily edited, translated, altered Word in your bible. If they’re saying what God wants them to say, they’re prophets. Even if it is false, God has a reason for deceiving them. Says so in the Bible.

Jinx72 #fundie

“I gotta say that this whole issue is quite the comedy of errors right now.”
Please explain the joke to me.
Use drawings if you must.

“Unfortunately, it will become a destructive tragedy if gay marriage becomes the norm across the country.”
First gay wedding i was invited to was on my first boat. two sailors retired,a month later invited the entire crew to their ceremony. This was in 1982.

I wish i’d gone. I was still junior, and my chief told me that participating was going to be bad for my military career. I believed him. Now I wouldn’t care.
Two years ago, one of the other senior FTBs from that command told me he’d attended his first lesbian wedding. Had a blast.

Oh! That’s the joke! The world moved on WITHOUT you or your bigotry! And we’re not destroyed! Not from SSM, anyway. Trump’s going to destroy us, but he’s a straight pedophile.

Mars #fundie

“well.. with God I know where i came from..”
Well, with your BELIEF in god, you know what religious authorities have told you about where you came from…

“ without God im not here today..”
I really don’t see him as all that crucial to your basic existance.

“science and evolution is complicated..”
Yes, they sorely am.

“ , it is not common sence to understand it, because it does not make any sence..”
Not making sense to YOU is not the same as it not making any sense.

“I am sure they're are a bunch of poeple who don't know where they came from..”
22 Main Street, Soda Springs, Idaho, the old Hospital.

“do you think i want to rely on science for that stuff..”
Do you think that your superstition is more reliable?

“ thank God i am a believer”
Compelling logic. God is your security blanket.

Trevor Kimball #fundie

“Darwin's evolution says that the earth and everything on it was created through random mutation and natural selection.”
Yes, that’s it.
Must have been quite the sight to see.
All those worlds, those lifeless, sterile, airless worlds having worldsex, making worldbabies. Predatory worlds devouring the ones least likely to eventually develop life, natural selection in progress.
Finally one worldbaby is hatched with water. Selection reinforces that development. A few generations later, we get a worldbaby with air. Now the water can be rain.
All the loser worldbabies shattered and drift out to be junk in the asteroid belt.
FINALLY someone becomes The WOrldbaby With Life. And BIOLOGY evolution starts.
Yep.
Got it in one go.
Never change anything.

mochamom #fundie

“This is probably a dumb question"
You’re on rapture ready. I’m fully prepared to spot you one stupid and two arrogant dismissals…

“but are perverted marriages allowed legally in any other state, besides Massachuesetts?”
According to the Catholics, any marriage besides the ones in a Catholic Church are perverted. According to many Christains, anything performed by a Justice of the Peace is perverted.
Kim Davis, the demon clerk of Kentucky, thinks that any marriage after a divorce is perverted (she’s on her third marriage).
Some states allow incest. A guy at one of my bases became famous for marrying his mother.
The Navy doesn’t allow married couples to serve on the same sea-going command, so when we were in Scotland, some couples would hook up and get married without getting permission from the command. Then the command would be forced to send the husband back to the states because he had the least time left in on that rotation (odd how they always worked out that way). Then, after HE was back in the states, she would turn out to be pregnant. Holy Loch didn’t have the facilities for dealing with a pregnant sailor, so she had the choice of abortion or rotation back to the states. Once they were both out of Scotland, a quickie divorce and a quickie abortion and they went on with their lives.
Not sure if you think that qualifies,but it was legal in every state.

Chad Ripperger #fundie

Hey! I know a book that’s got a LOT of demons named in it!
Satan, Beelzebub, Abaddon, Apollyon, Azazel, Legion, Lilith, Moloch, Baal…
All the false gods mentioned may not be demons ‘per se’ but if someone tries to invoke them, something is just as likely to show up. Maybe wearing a wig or a false mustache?
Anyway, those these demons are named, sometimes multiple times, no one thinks twice of letting kids read it.
So, yeah, get the school district to adopt a policy of denying any book that names more than, what, two demons? You’d get A Children’s Book of Demons banned, as well as Good oMens, several AD&D modules, the Deities and Demigods book… And the Bible.
GO FOR IT!

Oboehner #fundie

“Right, evolutionism claims”
There are scientific facts and ther eis a theory to explain those facts.
Creationists cannot stand that there’s an argument for the theory, so they pretend it’s a religion.
It’s not. No one uses evolution to figure out where the universe came from.

“there was this exploding dot followed by some kind of speciation nobody has ever seen.”
This isn’t even a caricature of the various theories involved. Just bullshit.
And speciation HAS been observed. Try again.

“That's their story and they're sticking to it.”
It’s no one’s story.

Dave Hawkins #fundie

Michelle #fundie

“Why is it that everyone else can speak up but us christians.”
Who is stopping you?
Seriously, Christains are ALL OVER the tv channels here, especially on Sunday.
They’re quoted after every hurricane and most tornados. The ads for their shows run all the fucking time.
No one silences or censors them.
What in the fuck are you talking about?

“Honestly we christians are the ones that actually makes since.”
Since when?

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Thousands of books have been written on how to raise children, but the Bible is the only Book that parents need.”
I got as far as stoning them for insolence and lost interest.
Later, the bit about selling my daughter to her rapist is just ludicrous.
Not terribly interested in selling them for slavery EITHER as a punishment or a return on investments.
Off the top of my head, I can’t think of anything in the Bible that informs the way I’m raising my kids, matter of fact.
I mean, I taught them not to steal, but not out of a fear of eternal torture.
I pretty much earned their respect, didn’t force them to pretend to respect me.
Very weird.

Cd4u 2 #fundie

“Someone should complain that it is an insult.”
What is it that you think Million Moms does?
Or Patricia Pulling?
Or everyone who thought J.K. Rowling was Satan’s Concubine?
Or everyone who thinks J.K. Rowling is the Queen of TERF?
Or TERFs?
Weird,though, that no matter how many people say that someone else’s work is an insult, they still have a right to produce it.

“We don't need them to put up with this any more than a black person need to put up with a fantasy book with a secret message on hatred written by a KKK”
But they do have to put up with it.
If they own the bookstore, they might not choose to sell it, but they can’t pull it off shelves they don’t own.
They can refuse to shop at places that DO have it on the shelf, but it’s still that business’ decision to make. Not yours.

austinmonster #transphobia

“I love how every time I bring up the whole "male, female, or genetic mistake" people always post the same few articles from either a university in California, or Canada in their defense.”
Why do you love that?
Being wrong and so easily shown to be wrong?
Do you have an actual COUNTER to those studies?
Or is THIS your argument? ’Imma ignore your answer because that’s the same answer I’ve gotten a thousand times.’
I mean, if someone were to post that ‘atheist’ is defined as ‘someone who worships Satan,’ then there’s a good chance that most of the responses will come from the same online dictionary source. That consistency does not make the OP correct, just outnumbered.

“Of course it's always California and Canada - the two places it's illegal to misgender someone.”
So, two places that know more than you do about transgendered people disagree with your idiocy and you sneer down your nose at them?
What a maroon.

Live4Christ #fundie

“Theres no argument to be had.”
he argued…

“Science trying to explain away God”
Science is neutral on the supernatural. Science canNOT explain away any of the gods, or prove them.
Swing and a miss…

“( or to help u grasp better, an intelligent designer)”
Which would be a supernatural element. No amount of sciencing will end up with evidence of a supernatural event, effect, or actor.

“ is just ridiculous sounding and flat out embarrassing.”
Yes, your understanding of the issue is something to feel bad about.

“ Ive never seen a group of people that hate God or the thought of a God so much that they refute to hilarious fairy tales”
Refute?
I think you might mean ‘resort’ to?
We can refute the bible without appealing to magic.

“that make no sense to the child let alone a society.”
Yes, that’s why evolutionary theory is so dominant in biology, today, because society is forced to rejectit.
Tell me more, oh wise one, and explain why churches are closing down and consolidating congregations.

“There have been numerous scientist to come out and say that this theory is dying”
They’ve been saying that since Darwin published.
It’s yet to happen.
So, you saying that they’re saying that isn’t really saying all that much, now, is it?

“and that science has more evidence for a God than opposing it.”
That’s not even possible.
There CANNOT be scientific evidence for the supernatural. it’s beyond the scope. It’s like using a voltmeter to measure lightyears.

“ Genesis is the book that you guys need to read.?”
Tried it. Wasn’t impressed.
Too much magic.

DangZagnut #sexist #psycho

“Well considering rape is just using a vagina for its intended purpose, what's the big deal?”
So, a biker gang can come into your kitchen and drink the beer in your fridge,right? That’s the intended purpose? Or, throw your food on the floor to put the beer in it, and tell you ’we’ll be back.’ You’re okay with ‘intended purpose’ being the decision of people who don’t actually own the fridge?

“ It's not like women care about virginity, so that's not an issue right?”
It’s about the intended purpose. SHE is the one to decide (to intend) what the purpose IS, you misogynistic virgin.

“This is why you really can't believe women talking about rape.”
You choose NOT to believe women about rape because you would rather feel that it’s an option for you.

“ It's like an Uber driver complaining they didn't get a good enough tip.”
No, it’s more like the guy at the window in McDonald’s being dragged out the window, tied to the steering wheel, and told that ‘Today you’re an Uber driver. Let’s go to Atlantic City.’