“Seeing a slut with her clothes off ought to make you mad.”
Why? Seeing her with clothes on usually leads to me thinking about her naked… Seems like a major savings in steps.
“I love the beauty of the Hawaiian islands, but I loathe and hate the whorish hula dancers.”
Not whores because they actually accept money for sexual favors, but because they show skin and you lust after them, which makes you feel guilty. That’s not the definition of whore, pillow-fucker.
“They have bad character, thinking it is OK to get naked and entice men with their bodies.”
If your eye offends thee, Davey, pluck it out.
“It is HEATHENDOM!!!”
Not everyone is Christain, bubbles.
“ If that is funny to you, you have a wicked heart!”
It’s funny to me that you’re apoplectic because beautiful women make your little willy hard, so you blame THEM.
“That's why, even though I love to play Hawaiian songs on the steel guitar, I could never play steel guitar at such spiritually bankrupt events where sluts do the hula.”
No one’s asking you to…
“Sexual immorality may seem normal for the unregenerate man, but as believers God expects us to be crucified with Jesus Christ.”
Do you imagine that Jesus approved of you assaulting your babysitter?
Was he in the room or just peering through the window?
“I AM CRUCIFIED WITH CHRIST, NEVERTHELESS I LIVE; YET NOT I, BUT CHRIST LIVETH IN ME (Galatians 2:20).”
Decaff, Davey.
“I hate evil as God told me to in Psalms 97:10!”
And anyone who makes you think worldly thoughts is evil, huh?
“I hate the lewd sluts and ungodly women who gyrate their hips for lustful men.”
I think you hate yourself, Davey, you BLAME them.
“The average person doesn't care or see any harm in such lewdness, but God condemns lust, filthy-mindedness, uncleanliness and sexual lasciviousness (Matthew 5:28; Colossians 3:5-6).”
WEird how God hates everything you do but not you…
“Hawaii is a moral cesspool of iniquity!”
Yeah, sure.