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Allie Beth Stuckey/Abby Trivett #fundie #magick #conspiracy

More like hunger for $$$ scammed off the gullible cretins and superstitious grannies… It’s a good thing Etsy has these charlatans banned but not for the reason this clown thinks.

Eng. Danilo Alberto Pineda Martinez #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Its objective is the monitoring, neuromodulation, and control of human biomass through the saturation of the electromagnetic spectrum (EMF). Use your summer vacation to build a flag.

Johnathan Cahn #fundie #conspiracy

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

That’s because Mamdani is ‘A very rational man’.

You should know who said that of him, Don Old Fart.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

I know a good Nazi Tatty, and you should too:

One with a stupid moustache that has just taken 7.65mm Aspirin in a hole in the ground.

Rob Cunningham/KUWL #wingnut #fundie #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Who’s tired of Fake?

Oh, I dunno: those who no longer want that which slaps on fake tan and wants to be a faux king.

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

THEY CALL IT “Q.”

THAT SOUNDS LIKE ‘STAR WARS’ YOU GUYS

A character played by John de Lancie is in “Star Trek”, you dimbulb.

Johnathan Cahn #fundie #conspiracy

The Artefact of Doom in question? The Pergamon Altar, of all things.

The Altar of Pergamon will reveal the Visitor, the Man in the Bazaar, the Dark Kingdom, the Monster’s Birth, the Guardians of the Throne, the Wizard, the Hall of Mirrors, the Stranger on the Train, the Dark Priesthood, the Ancient Matrix, the Black Gate, the Winged Creature, the Unholy of Holies, the Lightning of the Gods, the Woman and the Beast, What Was and Is to Come, the End of All Things, and much, much more.

What an excessive and cliched list of Ominous Capitalised Terms!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Meanwhile, you, an owner of luxury hotels, cannot even get a decorative water basin renovated! Sad!

Johnathan Cahn #fundie #conspiracy

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

It’s not the Japanese. It’s the Showa!
I know good Japanese who oppose rape and vivisection.
So don’t hate Japanese for what a few bad apples do, okay?
…or we’ll rape you and vivisect you!

That last panel was added because Tats was afraid of telling the truth…

I know good Jews who oppose starvation and torture

Oh look, Ishida is projecting his Pick-Me mindset again.

Itamar Ben Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich #racist #psycho

There is one - ONE - bit in this statement that’s true. The Y chromosome does “degrade” to an extent, in that it steadily appears in less of the body’s cells as a man gets older (“mosaic loss of the Y chromosome”). However, this has next to no actual effect on the subject and is mostly one of those quirks of biology.

CJ #fundie

“Why would someone who is unsaved”
Yo.

“and not a Christian,”
And? is it possible to be SAVED and a Christain?

“think they are being "open minded", when they clearly outnumber the number of saved Christians?”
Because ‘open’ is not a measure of popularity.

“To be open minded is to go against what the majority insists.”
Wow, you’re wrong. An open mind is open to new information and may change opinions if the facts dictate it.

“We know that the majority does NOT believe that Jesus is the only way to heaven. Is the majority always right?”
If you have any evidence that Jesus existed, was the son of God, is A way to Heaven, much less THE way to Heaven, feel free to list it. Also, evidnce that Heaven is real would be nice.

“Indeed it is those like me who know that Jesus is the only way to heaven, that are open minded enough to understand that this present world is based upon a lie from Satan.”
Hahahahaha. Your mind is a bear trap. Rusted shut.

“Damning yourself to eternal hell isn't open mindedness. It is sheer stupidity.”
yes, yes, you’ve established that you know fuck-all of what you’re talking about, DO go on berating me.

“You can't say, "I'm open minded to all the options out there". There's only TWO options in existence.”
This is exactly why you’re NOT open minded, doofus.

“You are either for Jesus, or you are for Satan.”
Uh huh…

“There is no third option. You're not "open minded" at all.”
I’m not open in the way YOU seem to mean it, that’s for fuckng sure.

whatup #fundie

“Marriage isn't about being with someone you love. It's about building a family.”
That’s why childless couples get their marriage license revoked, huh?
Anyone gets their balls shot off in combat is permanently prohibited from marriage?
And, why, oh why, are people serving life sentences allowed to get married to non-incarcerated people? Or to stay married, even if they’re on death row or life sentences?
I really don’t think you have a leg to stand on for this sentiment.

“Because crazy old hetrosexuals get married after they can't have children is the exception, not the rule.”
Still, if it IS allowed, then that’s not a limitation on who gets to marry.

Lionheart #fundie

“Hey folks!”
Hi.

“ Most of you seem to miss one very important word in our Constitution. The word is 'OF' as in 'Freedom of Religion'. Too many of you would like it to read 'Freedom from Religion'; but then that is not how the document reads nor is it the intentions of the Founding Fathers'”
I doubt that this was the intention of the Founding Fathers since they were rebelling in part because of one religion’s influence on Britain.

The Supreme Court has stated that atheism counts as a religion for the purpose of religious freedom. I cannot freely practice my atheism if I am forced by stick-up-ass Christain legislators to live as if i observed their superstition.

Frizby #fundie

“Why do atheists make things up in regards to evolution?”
You not understanding the theory or the components of the theory does not mean they’re ‘made up’ when they’re explained to you.

“I was just told that certain animals have not evolved for over millions of years because 40 million year old fossils were found that are exactly the same as the animals that exist today, example lions and tigers fossils were found and dated at 40 million years..”
Nothing in the theory actually requires an organism to change with time. If they’re well-adapted to their environment, then they have no need to adapt in any other direction. But maybe you’re thinking of coelacanth? Or crocodiles?

“If evolution exists then how on earth can animals such as lions and tigers avoid evolving for 40 million years,”
You might want to check on your examples.
But, again, if they’re well-adapted, then they don’t HAVE to change.

“first you guys say that evolution is on going then you say it stands still,”
The gene pool spits out mutations all the time, yes. Natural selection does not HAVE to reward change every time, though.

“what next "it doesn't exist?",”
No, you’re just not understanding anything at all about the topic.

“ make your minds up,”
They have. You’re the one who’s running behind.

“you evolution believers will have an answer im sure but it will be a pathetic one”
Meh.

Andy Schlafly #fundie

“E=mc2 is a meaningless statement in physics that purports to relate light to matter."
You need to read more than the captions under the pictures.
SPeed of Light is NOT Light.

“In fact, no theory has successfully unified the laws governing mass (i.e., gravity)”
Gravity is not synonymous with mass, no. I can tell you only sort of remember the discussion where someone used ‘an object’s weight’ to try to help you understand mass…

“with the laws governing light (i.e., electromagnetism). Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap.”
Liberal? Holy fuck you’re an idiot. Physics doesn’t even kind of have a political preference. This is like Reagan’s administration thinking that AIDS was a disease with a preference for a specific sexual preference…

“Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge”
Either the bible authors had knowledge of how science works or they did not. There’s no ‘foreknowledge’ of science.

“predicts that a unified theory of all the laws of physics are impossible,”
The bible unified theory of physics is ‘God did it.’

myusernameiswhatever #sexist

“I believe that peak trans is inevitable for just about everyone with any critical thinking abilities.”
This is how pedophiles speak to pretend they’re not the weird ones.
“Every man who’s willing to be honest finds minors attractive.” and “Eventually, all teh sane members of society will see how we’re the natural ones.”

Itamar Ben Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich #racist #psycho

@Anon-e-moose #258314

Nah, despite his lust for bloodshed, Khorne hates everyone equally (so he would think bigots are dumb); with the one exception of cowards who he hates more than everything else. So wanting to appease Khorne by only targeting defenseless civilians from an armchair position is a sure way to bring his wrath upon you.

Anyway, when even the Forces of Chaos and the Imperium seem less insane and genocidal than you, you’re got issues.

elgalloprieto #fundie

“there is no evidence for evolution.”
What a load of shit.

“In fact, every evidence ever taken in has been fraud and proven false a long time ago.”
You have two frauds: Archaeoraptor and Piltdown man.
And one mistake, Nebraska man.
and a literal mountain of evidence yet remains.

“btw, if evolution is true, how do we tell right from wrong?”
We evolved a moral code.

“What advancement in science do we have thanks to evolution?”
Evolutionary theory is an advancment in science.
DO you mean advancements in engineering?

“Does a doctor think about evolution when he preforms heart surgery?”
No, but immunologists do. Doctors do when they prescribe antibiotics. Everyone working in the treatment of STDs sure as fuck does.

“Did you know every major branch of science has been founded by Creationists??”
Do you know that ‘science’ is purely secular? I don’t care if a scientist has a superstition, as long as he or she doesn’t use that superstition in their lab reports.

huldah153 #fundie

“The most famous adherents of evolution have never truly believed in it themselves.”
Hmmm. I don’t know whether to bet on quote-mining in the following or the Lady Hope story….

“Arthur Keith admitted that the theory is only kept going because it rejects fossil evidence that negates it.”
Citation?

“Richard Leakey stated outright that human evolution had been disproved by the discovery of a 3 million year old human skull from Africa.”
That’d be newsworthy. Never heard of it.
Are you suggesting that the entire concept of evolution is disproven or just our current view of it?

“Stephen Gould conceded that evidence of transitional fossils is absent.”
Really? Or did he say that the missing link is not evidence in transitional fossils?

“Not even Darwin believed his own theory, having renounced it on his deathbed.”
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, I should have bet on both.

jewish philosopher #fundie

"Addicts. … Part of recovery is belief in God.”
My son is in AA. His ‘higher power’ is a fat black lesbian fairy who lives in the wall of his apartment. She warns him when he’s close to backsliding and orders him to get some chocolate, instead.

“Communists.”
I have no faith that you even know what communism actually is…

“Scientists….(The 1860 Oxford evolution debate and the 1925 Scopes Trial have become the legendary symbols of scientists triumphing over clergymen.)”
Science lost the Scopes Trial. How did you miss that part?

“In general, atheists are frequently either debauched libertines,”
Never cheated on my wife, haven’t drunk alcohol since our first wedding anniversary, never smoked, all my drugs are prescription.

“murderers”
Zero murders on my hands…

"Many are psychopaths”
Yeah, I drive the speed limit. I held a security clearance above top secret by not being psychopathic or sociopathic.

This is jsut you being butthurt that anyone disagrees with you.

reallyfun2 #fundie

“I almost got arrested teaching Creationism in school...”
You almost got fired, Drama Queen.
Every school board that puts creationism in the schools gets voted out, not arrested.

“I am a public school Math and Science teacher. So I'd thought to broaden my students views by giving them both sides of the story.”
There’s only one side of the story in the Science Class you ignorant fuckstick.

“One of my students' parent came and threaten to report me to the 'officials.'”
Threaten?
My wife taught for 17 years. No one ever confronted her and threatened to tell ‘the officials,’ they all went straight to contacting the Superintendent. I find out that a science teacher is violating the constitution, I am not giving them a chance to tone it down.

“Anyway, to make the long story short, principal got involved and I was pretty much 'ORDERED' to stop teaching the Creationists' point of view.”
Um, yes. I doubt it was ‘pretty much’ (assuming this ever actually happened and you’re actually a teacher), it’d be SCHOOL FUCKING POLICY due to THE CONSTITUTION.

Cancel #psycho #sexist

“Let's just say that you're having sex with a foid”
So very glad that you specified what you imagine having sex at….

“ and she happens to die (accidentially, of course), what do you do?”
Well, if i was YOU, i’d probably flush all the remaining roofies down the toilet, tell the investigating officer, “I didn’t know she was drugged, I just thought I got very, very lucky!”

"there's no way she could cheat on you since she's dead and you can do whatever you want with her.”
Historically, I have never had sex with a woman that I was worried about cheating on me.

"Then you could position her into your favorite position as rigor mortis sets in and you have to enjoy her again before the swelling and bloating happens.”
You’re going to stick your dick in there when the muscles are rigid?

“if someone actually fucks her then it's a property violation (normally called "rape" by normies) since you didn't consent to your property being used that way.”
You’re claiming her corpse as your property? Why? HOW?

"loving dead ones happens all the time and apart from arbitrary social rules why can't you show your love.”
You want to show your love for a woman you JUST SAID you’d rape, murder, then rape again? Your guardian angel is locked in a padded room, isn’t she?

“would necro be any more or less unnatural?”
Sex Dolls are sold with ‘life like’ pussy sensation, not ‘pre-rotting’ sensations.
So, way, WAY more unnatural.

“If that's sexy then does the fact your partner not be alive matter?”
If sex is for reproduction, then feeling aroused by something that’ll never allow your reproduction (THANKS AND GLORY BE UNTO GOD!), is not at all natural.
It’s just a selfish desire to dominate a woman who can’t say no.

“As for "desecrating" the body, what would dissection, burning, or burying the body be considered? At least your actions are out of love.”
Love for the woman you want to murder. And rape. In that order.

"(also you wouldn't want to get in trouble for grave robbing or stealing a body from a funeral home)”
Get a job at a funeral home. Maybe they have a take-home policy.

“If she was newly dead, I'd fuck her and I don't really see the issue if she's still warm.”
The mind boggles.

Itamar Ben Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich #racist #psycho

Anon #homophobia #sexist

“Any man can be conditioned into anything with the correct stimuli + enough time and repetition.”
I’ve made 16 patrols on all-male submarines, bunking and showering in crowds. I remain as straight as any televangelist wants people to think he is…

“Men also get more flexible and sexually "complex" with age, i.e. the longer they've been alive.”
I’ve been looking over my porn. THe older I get, the more that I tend to focus on certain things.

"Before technology the average male would not have encountered such a rapid escalation of sexual stimuli so early,”
Wow. YOU’VE led a sheltered life. There are porn lockers that have been handed down through generations.

Goddess Liliana #sexist #moonbat

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Goddess Liliana #sexist #moonbat

Or it just leads to you becoming just as hateful and spiteful as any misogynistic man… And especially lonely if you happen to be a straight woman (and no political lesbianism isn’t a thing, you can’t just decide you’re a lesbian when you’ve only been attracted to the opposite sex your entire life)

Average Dad #transphobia

On behalf of the person you have no right to call yourself a father to: Thanks for making the decision to cut you out of their life a MUCH easier one by being just so very extra.

On behalf of the average man: Continue to portray your god-awful, disrespectful, demeaning behaviour and suspiciously sexual fixation on your OWN CHILD out to be what you can expect of the majority of men and we’re going to have problems polite words won’t smooth out.

Itamar Ben Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich #racist #psycho

Henry Makow PhD/Tony/James #sexist #wingnut #fundie #psycho #conspiracy

@Sasha #258318

As a reclusive 32-year old straight man who intensely longs to be a husband and father, there are no words to describe how deeply Markow’s chudsplaining of male heterosexuality offends me personally.

autopilotkitty #homophobia #fundie

Anonymous #racist

“Whites who desire blacks sexually are depraved.”
Really?
Okay. I mean, she’s a woman, so am I more or less depraved than my gay son?
Of my top ten most favorite playmates, four are black. I don’t notice any difference in the way I’m attracted to them. It’s not like I like 6 women’s boobs and four women’s skins…

“When a people rejects God and goodness (as many in the West do)”
I reject gods, but I drive the speed limit and never go the wrong way on a one-way street.

“then standards are totally corrupted.”
Standards. Who’s standards would these be?
I met a woman who shared many of my interests, my life goals, and makes my brain turn to strawberry-colored guacamole, why wouldn’t I be attracted to her? Where are these ‘rules’ and why do i give a shit that someone wrote them down?

“Having rejected the good,”
I haven’t rejected the good, but I was much more attracted to the woman I now live with. And for.

“man cannot even recognise that his "goodness" turns into evil!”
I really can’t see that marrying her and staying with her for 40 years is evil. All our kids lived to adulthood and contribute to society. I think your ‘good/bad’ judgment is just your racism lashing out, not an objective valuation.

ImaSaved1 #fundie

“Personally, I believe many of the trolls who come here are not atheists, as they claim, but really are sad little child-like people who know they are in rebellion to God and are miserable because of it.”
Do you feel better, now?
Imagining that these people are so terribly sad while you burst with the joy of your invisible friend?
Sound like an incel who insists that all lesbians are just women who are too ugly for Chad but hiding from having to sleep with incels.
I’m no more in rebellion to God than i am to Darth Vader.

“I believe you come to this site because there is something deep inside you that yearns to know the truth, yet you squelch that yearning and turn back to the world.”
No, no. I keep asking you guys for a reason to believe in your god, but all i get are bad science, horrible math, piss-poor history, and arrogant bitching like your post, here.

“Truly, I have pity for you.”
I’m more concerned about my teddy bear’s feelings if i let him fall off the bed. Poor little guy. All alone down there for two whole hours.
You? Pity away. Or masturbate, I don’t really care.

“If the internet had been what it is today when I was a teen, I shudder to think what the devil would have done with me.”
Might have made you an arrogant, self-centered, condescending, jackhole, huh?
Oh. Wait…

“I cringe at the thought of what I would have become”
And that’s your evidence for god? What did NOT happen to you?

Itamar Ben Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich #racist #psycho

@JeanP #258316

Netanyahu very likely can’t assemble a coalition with enough votes to keep himself in office if he gets rid of Ben Gvir. From Netanyahu’s position the whole war may be about holding on to power rather then the Palestinians. You can decide for yourself it that makes him more or less evil.