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mark-m #racist

“Ever since the fall (& I'm not talking autumn) women have had an obsession with forbidden fruit and a huge percentage of white women see sexual relations with a
black man in that light.”
I do agree that a major power in porn is the taboo. Whether anyone else knows it or not, you’re looking at anal or interracial or loli and get an additional thrill out of it.
This might be a motivation for some dating, but in that case you WANT someone to know that you’re crossing a line. You’re trying to make your father have a heart attack or your mother need smelling salts or your coworkers freak.
But the numbers of interracial marriage are too big to simply be performative art. The taboo element goes away if your parents don’t really care. If your friends are liberals. if your coworkers are open minded.
I started dating a woman because we had similar thoughts, desires, interests. And I went almost two years without mentioning her race to my parents.

I suspect you see what you see because you’re one of those people that interracial dating women would want to see squirm.

John Derbyshire #fundie

“Men who join the military are responding to widespread, innate male urges”
I wanted some experience with electronics before spending money on college. The urge was not to let an 18 year old determine my future, without experience.

“the urge to break things and kill people, for example.”
I maintained the computers that programmed nuclear weapons for flight.
I broke nothing and killed zero people. That was the entire POINT of a deterrence, too evil to contemplate, so if i did my job, no one died.

“Women who join the military are, by contrast, outliers in their sex.”
Citation really needed.

“They are eccentric and prone to behave eccentrically.”
That would be how you know they’re eccentric, yes.

“As a designated victim group, they are especially susceptible to the associated pathologies, e.g., victim hoaxes for attention, spite, or cash reward.”
Have you ever been in the military? Or been a civilian working a military-support function? MET anyone in the military?

Marcus, obormot #transphobia

“The reason not to use "cis" is that it was developed as a specific form of propaganda by transgender activists on Usenet in the 90s.”

I remember reading a science fiction story in the 70’s that talked about two different authorities for space travel, one being in charge of cislunar operations (satellites, space stations, shuttle travel between those destinations) and a translunar authority for trips to various bases on the moon and anything beyond Luna.
It’s not from the 90s you perpetually offended loon.

Henry Makow Ph.D. #fundie

“According to our definition of homosexuality, (i.e. promiscuity outside of love and/or procreation)”
Our? You and the voices in your little head?
Do they echo in all that emptiness?
Rode submarines for 20 years. All those guys rushing to stip joints to watch women dance naked, getting laid by women, chatting up women, and they’re all gay?
No, can’t follow the logic here, you just call anything you don’t like ‘gay,’ like you’re a tenth grader trying to fit in with the upper classmen…

John Wa(y)ne #conspiracy

This is hilarious.
All those old movies where the explorer knew there’d be an eclipse right before they executed him and used the ignorant savages’ superstition to his advantage.

Now the superstitious ignorant natives have cars and WI-FI and 30-year mortgages… And are still being manipulated by eclipses…

dolega84 #fundie

“It's a fricken Christmas tree!”
Dude, either have the balls to swear or don’t. These pretend-swears don’t add intensity, they just show you’re afraid of words.

“It's basically defacing our Christian holiday.”
Um… How? You guys slapped the ‘In The Name Of The Christ’ labe on an original Pagan tradition and suddenly it’s all about you? Totally owned and operated by Christains and ONLY Christains?
Please learn you some of that history.
Where in Galilee would they find an evergreen in the first place?

“Using a Christmas tree for your own purpose besides as a Christian symbol is f*cked up beyond belief.”
Fucking coward.

“ If they want to be a part of our faith and holiday, that great! But, if they use our Christian symbol for other than as a symbol of Christmas, that is so wrong on a level I can't even describe right now.”
Because you haven’t a single rational thought in defense of your self-centered and illogical emotions right now.

AreWeFree #fundie

“I can confidently say "all".”
Well, yeah, you’re on WND. I expect confidence.

“No one is really an atheist.”
Good thing I also expect balls-out stupidity.

"Its simply a lie they tell themselves.”
And your incredibly in-depth research of this topic and this attitude consists of, what, reaching up your ass and pulling it out?

"they haven't concerned themselves with finding out if this god will judge them.”
OR, I find all the arguments for gods to be a lot of biased, self-serving claptrap and I really, really don’t believe in any gods.

“Worse, they would have a cold heart that beats with dead, rancid blood.”
Nothing that’s been mentioned at any of my various doctor visits…

“How could any human mother or father allow their children to be condemned for all eternity just because their parent proudly, and with no actual knowledge, proclaimed there is no god?”
I haven’t proclaimed that you trash-diving raccoon. I just find EVERY argument unconvincing. Including those of the strong atheists.

“Such a person would be the worst of evil people.”
What is it that you don’t understand about the term, atheist? I don’t believe in an immortal lawgiver. I don’t believe in sins against such lawgivers. I don’t believe in any judges to assess our sins. And I don’t believe there is a place to punish or reward us for compliance or violation of the lawgiver’s laws.
Thus I do not spend a lot of time worried that my kids don’t obey the mythical lawgivers.

“Besides all that, the rest of the world all knows that the "atheist" can never be certain there is no judging creator god.”
No, but I see no reason to think the goatherds of 4000 years ago had a clue about one, either.

“So we know the atheist's last thoughts will always be, "What have I done! What if I've been wrong all my life and now I must face the god I denied?"”
Um, no. I don’t see that happening. That’s your masturbatory fantasy, watching the atheists fall into your superstition.

“Now picture the tears as this fool realizes too late not only his own horrifying fate, but also the one he helped his loved ones to share.”
Not bad for one-handed typing… Wonder how long it took you, though.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

“And so, knowing that you are a science-based thinker”
Elon Musk is an Elon-based thinker.
Pretty sure his ‘high speed train’ effort was designed to fail. So other rich people would think, ‘Hey, if Musk couldn’t make it work, I’m not going to throw my money away on that…” and Elon sells more cars.
If anything, I’d expect him to set up a transition clinic, to fail, to convince people that transitioning is bad, and doesn’t work.

Mom First #transphobia

“Elon could end this, he hates it so much that it took his son away.”
He may have assigned people to explore his options. If he heard that transgendered individuals have been part of humanity for seven or eight thousand years, then whether or not he cares, he can see just how hard it would be to change anything.
While PITT likes to pretend it’s a fad that’s not as old as CDs…

Amargi #sexist #crackpot

“I’d like to think that those of us with a radfem consciousness have the ability to Spin/See much further beyond what any male identified patriarch could figure out.”

you sound like an incel. the ones who think their loser status makes them intellectuals, or the best choice for advising kings, or the moral elite.

I guess if everyone disagrees with you, you MUST be right AND your thoughts superior, huh?

hayden #fundie

"Alot of atheists claim that humanitarinism is a great alternative. But if there is no God then who cares about being kind to humanity.”
Um, humanity might, just off the top of my head.
We evolved as social animals. Being kind to our gene pool is a survival strategy. Don’t need fangs or claws if i can get 30 friends to help me beat the bear to death…

“It won't matter.”
Ah. Because if it’s not on your eternal record until the end of time,then it’s not worth ANYTHING. Like a glass of icewater on a hot day. No need to give you one, you’ll be in paradise sooner or later, right?

“We all fade to nothing, and we die. So who in the heck do I have to answer to.”
I answer to myself for most things.
Being nice to other people and not being a selfish dick is my desired self-image. Your mileage may vary.

“I can do whatever I want without fear of punishment.”
Might be a few people in prison with a slightly different attitude…

“ Hitler was ok..whose to say he was wrong.....”
Humans, thinking about the moral systems humans invented to make sure humans are protected from humans.
Your nihilismm doesn’t change my motivation.

“if there is no God, there is no wrong.”
Well, there’s no ABSOLUTE wrong,but that doesn’t mean we can’t invent smaller systems of right and wrong.

“ Sure, murder, stealing, fornication, homosexuality...anything goes without God.”
So what you’re saying isthat you’re not a moral person, you’re a psychopath who is on a leash.

“ Don't try to tell me that somehow "weather it hurts someone or not" is how we find right and wrong.”
I think it’s more about needless harm, myself.

“I'm telling you without God no one is going to stop anyone from all out murder and mayhem.”
We see school shootings all the damned time and God stops no one. So what benefit is there to believing in someone who will judge my killer much later…?

“If you think there is no God then "imagine" God just turning his back on the world for 5 seconds.”
Just watched Trump hold a wrestling tournament to line his own pocket at taxpayer expense. Seems very likely that there’s no God above him…

“I'll bet that death would come almost instantly.”
Thing is, as far as I can tell, we’ve been doing all this without any gods for the whole of human history.

Bryan Fischer #fundie #homophobia

“The pressure Big Gay has put on Indiana”
That’s as far as I got before i started to imagine Paul Bunyan in mascara and hot pants, twerking on the field at Memorial Stadium, cheering for the visiting team, putting pressure on the Hoosiers…

There has to be a better way to phrase this, but I am paralyzed by what’s written.

James Copper #quack #crackpot

brother Willi #fundie

“the ELECTRON”
A discovery of SCIENCE, not mentioned in the Bible.

“a negitive charged sub-atomic partical”
A definition of the science discovery not mentioned in the Bible.

“ that in 15 billion years has never gotten attached to the nucleus.”
Exactly how would you prove that it’s never happened?

“ opposit charges atract each other, this is a fact.”
This is a scientific fact. Not a theological one.

“so explain why a positive charged nucleus, made of protons and neutrons has never in all the time man has studied the atom been able to atract an electron to stick to it.”
Let me guess, you’re going to use all this science to prove….magic.

“No evidence exists that it ever has.”
But you declare that it NEVER HAS. Based on what?

“ You want me to believe in life from non life, this question should be easy for you”
You accept JUST enough science to try to disprove science. Kinda dishonest,there.

Anon #fundie

“u must be gay because the only people i know who are evolutionists are gay.”
How many evolutionists do you know?

“ people who are gay usually come from a evolutionary background.”
Well, not counting the angry creationists living in the closet.
And not counting every televangelist that’s been caught in a motel room with their prostitute.

“f-you”
Jesus Fucking Tap-dancing Christ, either have the fortitude to say what you actually feel, or don’t pretend to swear. If the word is bad, then the word is bad, and any effort to fucking convey that word is bad.

“u must be gay because the only people i know who are evolutionists are gay.”
How many evolutionists do you know?

Trinidad and Tobago #fundie

“I understand atheists very well.”
Somehow, I doubt that.

“We are all born with the belief of a God,”
No, we are not.

“atheists pretend this doesn't exist,”
Belief is a learned trait, not inborn.
You don’t see any kid’s first words are to correct the faith of his parents.

“it's like a "Fad".”
What is?

“Of course these kinds of dishonest behaviors of lying to oneself is often associated with other perversions(like homosexuality).”
So, you’re just name-calling and shit-stirring because you can. None of this is true.

wokecel #sexist

“So, I haven't had an orgasm in months.”
Okay. Maybe try different porn?

“I literally cannot fap without feeling depressed about humanity's biological urges being corrupted by the femoid hypergamy plague.”
You cannot FAP at all, or cannot fap to ejaculation? Those are two different things.
And hypergamy is not a trait that all women, or even most of them, exhibit. You being depressed about an incel exaggeration is just self-denial.

“Everything about sexuality seems disgusting to me now that I know roasties are out there letting Chad and Tyrone stick adderall up their asses cause "muh female sexual freedomz".”
Why does it affect you at all?
People you’re not having sex with have sex for fantasies you create just to taunt yourself?

“Fuck dis gay earf;”
Alright, then.

Candace Owens #wingnut

“They Left spent 4 years claiming Trump was not their President, except, he LITERALLY is.”
Except that Trump never acted like any state that wasn’t majority trump voters was his responsibility. I live in a liberal state so he’s not my president.

“Now they are saying that Joe Biden is President-elect, except, he LITERALLY is NOT.”
You misuse ‘literally’ pretty badly.

“Leftists either have no idea how government works, or they are severely media-brainwashed and deluded.”
They’re not mutually exclusive.

FidelCashflow #sexist

" Having to shake hands with a room full of stacies was suicidefuel”
And lucky for us,you survived long enough to share your misery with everyone.

“I had to go to a family event”
Are we talking reunion or more like a dance class recital with your parents dragging you there to see your sister?

“and once I opened the door I already felt like dying.”
Door’s right over there.

“i entered a room full of stacies, ranging from around teenage age to 25.”
Full of Stacies, huh? We talking all the women, or just a few that were actually that high-ranked?

“I had to give them all a firm handshake as is tradition in our culture.”
Uh huh….

“ And worst of all they all giga height mogged me. wtf im 5'10, how the fuck am i getting height mogged by all 6 stacies.”
Wait, SIX stacies is a room full?

And GIGA height mogged? Giga, as a prefix, means a billion.
A Giga stacey measured in centimeters is about six hundred miles bigger than you.
Even a billion nanometers is a yard. They’d be nearly 9 foot tall. Trips all MY fetish triggers,but I don’t see why you are complaining. Clearly, they’re not human.

“jfl the look on their faces, they where thinking "eww look at this subhuman, wtf is he doing here"
I’m guessing the answer is ‘my Mom drove us here.’

“An incel doesnt belong anywhere near that many attractive females”
Again, the door is RIGHT over there, right past the supply of suicide fuel.

MachZero #fundie

“Saying something is unnatural is not the same as saying it doesn't occur in nature”
That’s pretty much exactly the definition in this discussion.
Left-handedness occurs in about 10% of the population. it’s nothing like ‘normal’ but it’s not a sign of Satan cursing two kids in every classroom. It occurs naturally.
Homosexuality occurs in thousands of species on Earth. That’s more natural than divorce.

TrueNarniaFan #fundie

"Even if Chreationism is proven wrong,”
It’s wrong.

“I'm sticking to it.”
No one expects you to actually grow with new knowledge.

“ 1. Because it's a more satisfying belief that your life is worth something”
Yes, sadly the truth of science seldom promises you that you’re special.

“and 2. Because God's Word the Bible remains true.”
You JUST SAID that you’re supposing that a literal reading of Genesis has been proven wrong. For Genesis to remain the truthiness requires you to move that chapter to parable.

Mental-Out #fundie

“A girl just pretty much said this to me.”
I really doubt that. i mean, I believe that’s what you HEARD, but you incels filter reality through your hate, bias, and misogyny, so god only knows what she ACTUALLY said MAYBE ‘I hate being between boyfriends’ but also maybe ‘is this seat taken?’

“Holy fucking shit am I pissed right now.”
You’re an incel, women exist without your permission, of course you’re pissed.

“It's like someone saying their parents going on holiday for two weeks is more painful than the life of an orphan because the orphan doesn't know what they're missing.”
Yeah, still don’t quite credit your ‘quote’ as being all that factual.
However, I have had sex. Your entire demographic assumes that every pussy is identical for sexual sensations from the age of about 5 to about 24 hours after death. And that the passage that’s designed to squeeze out an infant is ‘worn out’ by multiple penetrations of something a little bit bigger than your finger. So, yes, you really don’t know what you’re missing. Doesn’t stop you from missing it, criticizing it, demanding it, and planning to destroy it.

Radagast #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

“I for one will be singing and tapdancing to my grave, as I look at how you witness your multicultural utopia go up in flames across Europe”
Don’t let us stop you.

Qui-Zahn #fundie

“My Biology professor consantly assumbes evolution to be true”
I don’t think it’s ‘assume’ as much as ‘has become convinced that’

“ and law.”
What would a law of evolution even look like?
I mean, how could you write a LAW that let coelacanth live to the modern day, while wooly mammoths died out about the time the Pyramids were built?

“The lecture is once a week, and for the rest of the semester, we will be learning about evolution. Ugh.”
Well, evolution will be made available to you, you might not be willing to learn what the fuck you’re talking about.

‘ I've asked many questions in class, and I never get any real answers.’
Betcha you got answers, but you were hoping to find a silver bullet to disprove evolution. Or expecting her answers to match your highly suspect expectations.

“ My favorite is when I asked her about the current idea that we are only separated from fish because our DNA decided to make more Amino Acids by chance.”
Your favorite was showing that you’re not prepared to even take this class, but also failing it?

Ritza #fundie

joelch2 #fundie

“The atheist says God doesn't exist,”
No, I say that no arguments for any of the gods are convincing.

“so it's up to him to prove it.”
No, not really.

“ I am not obligated to prove anything to the atheist.”
No, you’re not.
Unless you want your superstition legislated, or taught in schools as real, or useful as an exemption to certain laws, or a basis for discrimination.
Other than that, I really couldn’t care much less.

“Show me JUST ONE sentence in the Bible that is in error about Jesus raising the dead, healing the sick and crippled...”
We don’t know who wrote those gospels, though. Sure, names are assigned, but they were written long after the supposed events. So, really, I see NO reason to think that they’re eyewitness testimony or even based on reality.
Try again.

“Show me that and we'll talk”
This is pretty much my reason for atheism. No one can show me any reason to accept gods.

Zapem #fundie

“Nice try, Beron. It's a THEORY!!!!”
Everything in science is a theory.
‘Fact’ is an individual observation, not a superior form of theory in the science hierarchy.
Things fall, that’s a fact.
Gravity causes things to fall, that’s the theory.

“It says so right in those stupid books the atheists forced into the public schools.”
THere just aren’t enough atheists to force anyone’s policy.

“ You have no proof.”
Nope. Good point.
However we have literally tons of evidence.

“In fact, your Darwin dates have been disproven,”
No, they haven’t.

“ making that fact alone reason enough to get rid of it or add the rest of the theories.”
Theories are how your post here is bounding off of satellites to be read all around the world.

“You shouldn't be allowed to monopolize a THEORY and that's what you're trying to do.”
How does one monopolize a theory?
I think you mean we shouldn’t use A THEORY to monopolize SCIENCE?
You’d bejust as fucking wrong, but at least it would make a little mroe sense….

“Stay atheist. I don't care.”
Thanks for the permission.

“ But don't FORCE you ideas on me.”
Clearly, no one’s forced anything on you, including word definitions and basic science.

scout #fundie

“Well, yeah, evolutionism is simply a pagan religion.”
Yes, but no one practices evolutionism. That’s just an invention by creationists.

“Indeed, even when we breed dogs for different jobs, they are weaker, in terms of survival, as compared to a silly mutt.”
But if we breed dogs for a particular job, we’re NOT breeding them to survive in the wild. So breeding works…

“Mutation, when it occurs, is ALWAYS WEAKER, producing early death.”
Depending on which experts you talk to, YOU have between 30 and 50 mutations, traits in your gene pool that do not come from either parent.
If your bullshit were true, we’d all die in infancy.

“Evolutionism creates the fiction that mutation sometimes creates a stronger line. This never happens.”
Feel free to support that claim? Experiments? Or surveys?
Population trend analysis?

“The planet is dying, and it's not because of what we are doing, but because of what Adam and Eve did when they chose to follow Satan.”
Two kids without the ability to tell right from wrong were left alone with a bad actor… Sounds like the guardian fucked up, not Adam and Woman.

“Satan is the father of death; evolutionism is another one of his Orwellianisms.”
Do you know what ANY words mean or is this an AI just dotting the post based on frequency?

N.Y. Archbishop Timothy Dolan #fundie

“Last time I consulted an atlas, it is”
Was? Verbs have tenses for a reason…

“ clear we are”
Were?

living in New York, in the United States of America – not in China or North Korea.”
Okay.

“In those countries,”
Which we were not in last you checked…

“Our country’s founding principles speak of rights given by God,”
No, they do not.
The Declaration is not a founding document, just the first shot in a revolution.
And even the DoI doesn’t mention GOD. Just ‘their Creator’ which is a deist term.

“ not invented by government,”
But the creator’s rights are to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Not freedom of religion, speech, association… Those rights come from a givernment.

"and certain noble values – life, home, family, marriage, children, faith”
Citizens have a right to marriage? That’s going to be news to the incels…

“– that are protected, not re-defined, by a state presuming omnipotence.”
Ah.
No one is redefining marriage,numb nuts. They just question anyone’s right to discriminate based on sexuality.

“ And, what about other rights, like that of a child to be raised in a family with a mom and a dad?”
That will come as a shock to those that aged out of the foster home/adoption system without a mom and dad.
You’re just making shit up, now.

Liz Churchill and Elon Musk #crackpot #pratt #quack

“We actually lived through this”
First off, no you did not.
Second, SCOTUS said, over 100 years ago, that the state DOES have the right to vaccinate you against your will. So it’s not like ‘if enough people comply, everyone will have to.’ We already have the authority.
Third, wouldn’t this be closer to the dimension where our reality resides, if both figures were masked?

Scerdo #fundie

“Women are oppressing me”
I don’t think oppression is the problem for the individual.
Women look at you, or listen to you talk, and make an individual choice to not touch YOUR dick, not a general decision about a demographic.

“I sexually identify as an attractive male.”
Good for you! confidence is important!

“ Women have to accept my identity”
Sure. Once you announce that you’re an attractive male in your mind,they have to nod. Yep.

“ and need to be attracted to me.”
No, decisions YOU make in YOUR head are not behaviors that they have to adopt. Doesn’t work that way. I mean, if SHE identifies as a lesbian, you don’t have to suddenly find her not attractive, do you?

“ If you don't have sex with me, you are oppressing me.”
No, you’re just an attractive man, but not attractive in a way that attracts them.

whistlerx86 #fundie #homophobia

“"what is wrong with it?" Well, i guess that you don't believe in God.”
Doesn’t matter, the question remains. God prohibits it, but doesn’t say why.

“ Or you don't believe in normality.”
A few thousand species practice homosexuality, it’s plenty normal, and natural.

“You don't even believe in the dictionary... search marriage in it.”
Dictionary listings FOLLOW popular use of words, they don’t legislate definitions.
Find an old enough dictionary, it’ll say that ‘cretin’ refers to people who believe in Christ.

“ This is not about love, it's about lust and perversion.”
So what? Nothing says we cannot marry for lust. Probably a big reason why so many divorces happen.
Also, in the 50s an 60s, gay men married women to be their beards. Marriage to someone you don’t want to ahve sex with would be the perversion. Marriage for lust is a lot less perverted.

“It's nothing wrong in a man loving a man, but not in a sexual way.”
And again, why? What makes it wrong in the eyes of God?

“Soon there will be a media war, that will say that people like me are against love,”
You are unwilling to accept that two gay men can love each other, so why wouldn’t they say that?

“that is not true.”
Looks like it from here…

“ Maybe you'll understand when your son/daughter will come home with his/her choice and it will be the same sex.”
My gay son? Yeah, I’ll be okay with that.

Adam E #homophobia

“By looking at the future optimistically, as Star Trek is known to do, I would hope that in the future those with these unnatural attractions would strive to live chaste lives.”
Have you ever WATCHED Star Trek?
In the 26th century, they have sexual hang-ups. They’ve conquered poverty, indolence, economic disequality, telemarketing, racism, elitism, sexism and that thing Texans do in the winter. Their ‘optimism for the future’ is not to make everyone the same, but to celebrate everyone’s differences.
And there is ALREADY too much science showing that gay is NOT unnatural. Too many species practice it.

“I would also hope that mankind would be tolerant, understanding, and that they would endeavor to help those with this condition."
Um, saying that ‘this condition’ is wrong is not tolerance, nor understanding.
And the biggest HELP would be for everyone not to give a fucking SHIT about stuff that’s none of their BUSINESS.

"I would prefer homosexuals in Star Trek not to have partners.”
My great grandfather would have preferred that the blacks on the Enterprise be restricted to Stewards and Cooks.
My grandfather would have preferred that none of the women had officer rank.

The people behind the show haven’t ever been particularly interested in catering to dinosaurs.

Lauren Smith #fundie

“Erin....you are just making words up now to sound intelligent.”
Um, dismissing words that exist does not make you sound very intelligent.

“subjugate...”
That’s a word. That you don’t recognize it is not a reflection on the word.

“officiousness?”
Perfectly valid in any vocabulary.

“ Perhaps studying the bible would serve you well and give you a true sense of intelligence.”
A SENSE of intelligence?
How does one ‘sense’ intelligence?
Do you mean studying the Bible would help her establish her own intelligence?

I don’t know what you’re trying to say here. Except if they’re using 21st Century language, then studying most versions of the Bible might actually retard their speech.

raz #fundie

“one thing that has made me take pride in being a christian is that part of what a christian is is that you have values,”
Nope, sorry, I’m watching the self-identifying Christains bob on Orange Hitler’s knob. You have no morals, just organized hatred.

“you have to be polite,”
This would be the ‘fuck your feelings’ crowd, huh?

“and friendly.”
This would be the ‘fuck your feelings’ crowd, huh?

“I guess being an atheist voids all that”
I have my own values, not those that some guy on a pulpit tells me god has given us.

“ and makes it religious nonsense.”
I really do wonder how many people truly support Trump, and how may just can’t figure out a way to disengage without admitting error.

twinrix #fundie

“Atheists are dumb,”
Betcha you’re dumber.

“ they don't even look their own religion up,”
What’s to look up? I left all religions.

“and don't even realize it IS a religion in its self.”
Really? Let’s see: Religion is broadly defined as an organized system of beliefs, practices, and worldviews that connect individuals to the divine, spiritual, or transcendent
Atheism quite literally does not connect me to the divine. I don’t believe in the divine.
Or the spiritual.
Or the transcendent.
And there is no organized system of beliefs.
We don’t all accept evolution, or the Big Bang.
We don’t all hate all of Christainity.
And we don’t all tolerate homosexuality, for example.
Null on all counts of ‘a religion.’

“They hate christians because they say they're all self righteous”
Not all of you.

“ but THEY'RE the ones who are so self righteous and out to get everyone who aren't like them.”
We’re not all out to get you, you paranoid idiot.

“Plus they're fags,”
Not even slightly. So, you labeling every atheist this way IS IN FACT you being self-righteous.

“ their symbol is "the invisible pink unicorn"”
The IPU is not our symbol. She is, however, a useful tool to point out hypocrisy in the arguments of the dumber Christains….

Average Dad #transphobia #conspiracy

“There is not a place in time except today that parents have to worry, reinforce, protect, or fret over what sex their children are at birth and that sex is not mutable.”
Well, throughout human history, we’ve had a recognizable population of people who were twin-souled, or transsexuals, or transgendered. It’s just NOW the really fucking frenzied are making it a hill they want to die on.
Most everyone else just ignored it and went on with their lives, or examined it and went on with their lives, or invested time into knowing more about it. For some reason, you idiots feel that your opinions, while tiny and fear-centered, are the correct and heroic ones.
You’re the weirdoes.

A Yahoo! User #fundie

mama2kira #fundie

“That is a thought.”
Doubt it.

“I wonder if a lot of medical 'advancements' are the work of satan???”
Wait’ll you get cancer, see how you feel about the treatments, then.

“Does that sound stupid?”
No, no, you’re on Rapture Ready, nothing is an unjustifiable leap of logic.

“I know that abortion is the work of the devil, for one,”
How? Read Numbers 5, where God directs it.
And nowhere in the rest of the book does he condemn it for reasons OTHER than cuckoldry.

“and cloning is a scary thing indeed.”
Good god, why?

“What you say makes complete sense though. I pray the Lord takes us soon.”
Soon… 23 years ago my Oldest was in 8th Grade. Now his daughter is in 1st.

Babylon Bee #wingnut #conspiracy

Four socialists in power and they’re running away from communism?
Is the HUMOR in Babylon Bee intended to be that BB’s writers don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, or their readers?

Also, I really doubt it was the communism they ran away from, but the tyranny. So as long as the officials are elected, this is just meaningless.

Also-also, there’s no need to salvage a craft. You can buy boats, several days of food, and take off in broad daylight. You’re trying too hard to make a connection.

Matt Forney #fundie

“They're pussies who'd shit themselves if TPTB came for them.”
So, you’re saying that it’s the RIGHT who shoots up schools, churches, crowds, and made every attempt on Trump’s life,huh? Because no one on THIS side could pull the trigger?

Cannabis Refugee #sexist #crackpot

All sex is rape and all sex is gay. The two groups waving these banners should be locked in an arena together to see who comes out alive.

cieralovesantonio #fundie

“when we was walking home today we spotted a sign on a phone pole saying FIGHT THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!!!…we think its a set up to pick off the christian.”
Yes, yes, because when someone shouts about The NEW WORLD ORDER the first thing i think is that they’re christains.

If i was setting a Christain trap, it’d be about protesting to help a local baker who baked a CHRISTAIN cake for a GAY couple’s wedding! And now is being sued!
“We will not be shut up, taken down, pushed away, moved aside, or shouted over! Come sign the petition, wave your signs, and tell the DA what you think of COMMUNISTS!”

Revived #sexist

“They want everything.”
Doesn’t everyone?

“ The house,”
See, I’ve been married for 40 years. _WE_ have ‘the house.’ As long as she doesn’t divorce me, that’s sufficient. If she does,then she needs a shelter. I’d let her have it.

“the jobs,”
How many jobs can a woman have, though?

“ the control over what is done.”
Ah. There are no compromises in your horoscope, are there? Either you are totally in charge or she is. We make all decisions together over here. Part of why she hasn’t left me.

“God did not call women to take over;”
Don’t really care if he did.

“ yet, American men are oppressed if not feminized by this political agenda.”
Treating my wife like a partner so that she treats me like a partner is not oppression. And thinking of cooperation as ‘feminized,’ says a lot about you, not about women, or about the rest of the males in the country.

“Some say Satan got kicked out of Heaven for trying to take over. Women are taking over.”
Yes, yes, all or nothing, we noted it. Don’t care.

onetocome #fundie

“onetocome: "Back then that was the right thing to do”

Creationist: Science is bad because it changes, God is always the same!
Atheist: Some of god’s actions are morally reprehensible.
Apologist: Well, God’s morals have changed…

YourChild #fundie

“My intention of this blog is to prove to you that the devil does exist.”
Go right ahead…

“If you are one of those that doubt the existence of the devil”
YOu mean,the people you need to prove wrong, right?

“ then let me start off by saying that the devil is real and he is sly...”
Oh! He’s REAL! Why didn’t you SAY so! that’s all I needed!

“so slick that he has deceived you into doubting his existence!”
Yeah, that doesn’t really convince me he’s real, calling me stupid.

"The devil is a deceiver and he is so smooth at shoving thoughts into our heads that a lost soul without God in his/her life will not be able to discern between their own thoughts, and those from the devil.”
Any time you want to stop sucking up to me for whatever purpose, let me know.

“I will show you what I have experienced and you will judge for yourself,”
According to you, it’s going to be Satan’s thoughts judging you, so what do you actaully think you’ll accomplish?

“ the validity of the existence of the devil. If you conclude that the devil exist then you surely cannot doubt the existence of God.”
Reasonable logic.

“There is good and there is evil.”
Human judgment calls…

“But after some time, something weird started happening. As you can see, my heart was all for Christ...but something wasn't right with me.”
You have an invisible friend but begin to suspect you’re not right in the head?

“Something evil was happening to me and I didn't know why. Suddenly my mind was raining storms of cuss words...cussing words directed at my Lord Jesus Christ! I was mentally cursing at Jesus inside my head while my heart was on fire for Him!!”
I was in the Navy for 20 years, 3 months, 3 days. I have cussed at people I loved. Didn’t need the Debbil to explain it.

“But HOW??? How can this be?”
Our brains are subject to all the biochemicals in our blood. Not all that hard to understand if you’ve seen sailors get drunk…

“ How can I be mentally cursing at someone I truly love?”
You’re having a psychotic breakdown is supposed to convince me that the Devil is real?

“So how do you explain this?”
A surge of hormones?

“ I'll tell you how. The devil was angry because I had given my life to Christ.”
Uh huh. Your invisible friend doesn’t like your other invisible friend… Therefore God.

“It was the devil throwing his fiery darts at me!!! Ya you read me right!!!”
READING you isn’t the problem.

“ This right here is called logismoi.”
Or nutburgers. That works,too.

“ It is the process where your thoughts do not originate from you...they originate from the devil.”
Yeah, nothing here proves that ANYTHING in your headcame from outside your skull…

Bradlee Dean #fundie

“First they came for prayer in school,”
Not quite the same as ‘coming for the communists.’ You’re allowed to pray. You’re allowed to pray IN SCHOOLS (as proven by every math test), just not coerce someone to pray to your god.

“Then they came to murder the unborn in their mother’s womb,”
Which the US Fundamentalists were on board with for at least three years after the decision. Baptist authorities were in full support of a womans’ right to choose.
Then the segregationists lost their final refuge an suddenly needed a cause to lead the Conservatives on, so they invented pro-life.

“Then they came for marriage through the legalization of two men or two woman getting “married” to upend America’s sovereignty,”
America is still a nation.
Marriage in US law is a specific partnership, not a god-ordained sacrament.
Marriage is older than either the Old or New testaments.
Marriage is still in place. Still built up on a pile of precedents.
Just more people can access it.

“Then they came for me”
Who is coming for you? On what basis?
You know, this whole chain fallsapart quickly if YOU are not actually in danger.

ItheIthe #fundie

“Bitches have played me too many times for me to not be cycnical and ruthless as fuck when I need to be.”
Woman borrows a pen to fill out a contest entry form. Gives it back. Goes on her way.
ItheIthe goes home, goes to bed, stays awake until 0300 thinking, “Bitch never gave me a blowjob! If she wins that contest, she owes me half of the prize. NEXT time I’ll tel the bitch to fuck off. That’s what I should have said.
I got PLAYED!”

“It is a survival mechanism, also known as "psychopathy".”
No, psychopathy is not a survival trait.
Survival is ‘me first.’
Psychopaths say ‘Me only.’

"But anyone who fakes shit as a means to an end is a "psychopath".”
I’ve worked for too many officers to feel that this is true. I all the time was faking respect. But not as a form of psychopathy.

“I mean, faking love, faking being genuine, faking infatuation just to get what you want and then bail? That's "psychopathy", and we all have it in us.”
No, I’ve never faked love to get laid. Would not do that. You’re alone in your singular world.

“I wish there WAS pure love.”
You wouldn’t know it if your puppy threw itself on a live wire for you.

"But it ain't that way.”
If no one ever feels love, HOW could we invent it?
Why would it work on anyone else who fakes everything? They would KNOW we’re faking it, because that’s what they’d do.
You’re not only psychotic, you’re stupid.

Magus55 #fundie

“He [Pharaoh] could have prevented the death of the egyptian children at any time, but his pride was like stone, and he wouldn't give in.”
Dude, even before Moses went to see Pharaoh, God told him, ’I’m gonna harden Pharaoh’s heart.’
In the event, Pharaoh was all set to let them go, but that would not highlight God’s glory. So he TOOK AWAY PHARAOH’S FREE WILL to have an excuse to show his power.

“You all really need to get away from this 'lets make God like us' arguments.”
No, I just read what’s fucking written in ’god’s word.’ You should try it.

“Report God to child abuse services?”
He’s out of their jurisdiction. Just like Darth Vader and Dracula.

“W[hat]t[he]h[ell], this is God, not your next door neighbor.”
Neighbor can’t harden my heart…

“ You can't base his actions on human understanding and societal standards, it won't work!”
I base his actions on what the word says he did, moron.