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Rachel #psycho #quack #transphobia

So you see your daughter not as her own individual or a human being with rights, but rather a valuable possession you want to keep locked up and dress up however you want and possibly show off… You’re sick, you know that?

Seriously, I really hope CPS and the feds are keeping tabs on some of the people posting on PITTparents.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

Imagine how retarded one would have to be to still be Catholic after the PRINTING PRESS, let alone the internet.

I agree. Reading the fucking book should make anyone a non-believer, if they actually paid attention to its content. It is the greatest con of christianity that the religious establishment manages to convince believers to ignore all the horseshit in the book, no matter the denomination.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #elitist

rglencheek #fundie

“Atheists, by denying that there is a God”
I don’t believe in gods. Any of them. Not just yours.

“by which human beings are patterned”
Gods are bald? And have diabetes?

“and to Whom we are responsible”
A contract I don’t recall signing.

“debase all of us to the status of animals.”
With or without gods, we are animals. We meet the definition. Either we evolved among them or someone made us as part of them.

“Atheists are not racists, but by implication their system of beliefs is far worse.”
Oh, IMPLICATION. Uh huh. So, shit you’re making up.
Because there’s no belief system in atheism. We don’t believe in gods. That’s it.
Not even all atheists accept evolution.
And not everyone who accepts evolution is an atheist.
Weird, huh?

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

They really hold an intense grudge against him, don’t they? Indeed, far more so than the one who they lost when arguing on FSTDT led to the realisation that “he” was trans…

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

So you literally call your own kid "Hitler" but *youuuuuurrrrr're* the victim here.

Flat Earth Society #conspiracy

You know, you don’t have to find the ice wall to prove the shape of the Earth.
if the north pole is the Earth’s center, the equator is 6215 miles away.
Earth circumference at the equator would be 24000 miles (give or take).
If the Earth is flat, the south pole is another 6215 miles to the south of the equator. And that would make the outer circumference 79000 miles (GoT).
So sail the Antarctic circle. If it turns out to be 9,900 miles around, that’s a globe. if it’s a flat earth, the Circle would be about 64,000 miles. Or six times as large. Prove it’s that large, THEN look for the Ice Wall.

?'? #fundie

“I want atheists to stop being stupid,”
Okay. Last i checked i had an IQ of 138. Next?

“pseudo-intellectual,”
Can you define ‘pseudo,’ please? I don’t know if i’m intellectual or not.

“pretentious,”
Your idea of a ‘peace’ between our outlooks is for me to cave completely and adopt your outlook? And _I_ am pretentious?? Fuck all the way off.

“rebellious”
Can’t be in rebellion to god if there are no gods.

“and homosexual,”
I own far too many playboys.

“ and to believe in Christ as their saviour--it's for their own good!”
I think you should brand your tongue so badly you can’t talk for 20 years. For your own good.

Divine Love Ministries #fundie

“A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.”
Pretty sure that’s against the Equal Opportunity Employment standards. And the First Amendment. Last boat i was on we had three Lay Leaders for services, but sure. Constant humiliation.

“One day the Captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops.”
That’s not terribly likely. Is this that ‘A marine from Iraq was in a college course’ tale?

“The Captain said: – But then ask your assistant, God! Show us that He exist.”
Why in the name of fuck would a CO single out one believer for this treatment? This isn’t even laughable.

“The soldier takes the key and walks to the vehicle while he prays — He parks the Jeep PERFECTLY and exactly where the Captain instructed.”
Uh huh. Yes, magic works when you really need it to.

“When he got back from the Jeep, he saw the other soldiers crying. They said: – We want to serve your God!”
Ah. You read a lot of Jack Chick tracts, I take it.

“The astoned young soldier asked what was going on? The Captain told him to walk out with him, he opened the hood of the Jeep and showed the soldier that he removed the engine.”
What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s not terribly LEGAL to disable government equipment in order to play a prank on someone no matter how fucking much he’s an asshole about his superstition.

“Without blinking an eye, the soldier said: You see, Sir, that’s My God!”
Doesn’t lift a finger at ANY school shooting or at any time ID or Creationism is on trial for being taught in the classroom, but moves a jeep so that one Christain won’t be teased… Yeah, that’s believable.

“We serve a supernatural God. God of the Impossible! He, Who gives life where it doesn’t exist, NOTHING is too big, or too difficult for Him!”
Then where was he at (pick any mass shooting over the last ten years)

“Do you believe?”
Did you ejaculate typing this or do you plan to later?

J.D. King #fundie

“I looked him and said, "I am convinced that the demons have greater faith than you!"”
I don’t think demons have ANY faith, really. I mean, you have to have faith in God. They’ve heard God shouting at the Devil. You have to have faith in the Devil. They met Lucifer at Indoc. Maybe they haven’t all shaken his hand, but they have seen him make the opening speech, set their corporate values, describe their Inequal Opportunity Program.
It’s less like God’s a concept and more like they’re sailors on a ship. I mean, on the surface vessel, I almost never saw the Captain. But i heard my division officer talk about what the Captain wanted his departments to do and what the ship’s schedule was.
It’s a matter of faith that people have souls. In Hell, souls are the demons’ day job.
The Rapture is a faith matter. Demons probably have it marked on their calendar, work schedules, day timers. “Be ready for a BIG influx on 5 Jun, 2095.”
“Right, Boss, we’re mining the brimstone starting next August.”

No, I don’t really see that Demons need any faith.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Also, when I think of ‘room for error’ i think of a small child’s teddy bear being named Treeie, and getting upset if i refer to him as Tree without enunciating the extra ‘ie.’
You’re rejecting his entire identity, by choice, not even trying to understand what he’s going through. It’s not an error, it’s you getting caught without your mask on.
How would you feel if he ‘confused’ referring to you guys as Mom and Dad?

Hey. Maybe that’s a useful tactic.
I saw a video where a woman on a government board referred to the guy in charge as ‘Madame Chairman.’ He took exception to being called a Madame. She pointed out that the board had just adopted a policy that no one could be coerced in their use of gender-specific terms.
I can actually imagine telling my mother, “Yes, you IDENTIFY as my Mom, but I’m far more comfortable calling you Dad.”
Of course, the first time I called my Dad, ‘mom’ he’d have folded me into the breadbox, so maybe not a useful tactic for EVERYONE…

MartinBooferKing #racist

“When are the niggers going to move on?”
I’m guessing the one holding on is you…

“The Civil War was not about slavery or freeing niggers.”
Read the Cornerstone Speech.
The vice president of the Confederacy had this weird opinion that the Confederacy existed because only they understood ‘the proper use of the Negro.’
Quoted Jefferson who predicted that Slavery was going to tear the nation apart, and there they were, tearing the nation apart for slavery.

“I am offended when I have to see a nigger in public”
Absolutely nothing in law or government policy prevents or seeks to prevent you from ever being offended.

“or the "flag" (usually containing colors that should never be together like orange, purple and lime green) of a nigger country.”
Absolutely nothing in law or government policy prevents or seeks to prevent you from ever being offended.

“Nobody seems to care that I am offended, except my fellow NM's.”
Absolutely nothing in law or government policy prevents or seeks to prevent you from ever being offended.
Political Correctness only seeks to limit ACCIDENTALLY offering offense. Like saying ‘copyboy’ when there are copy women involved.
But no one actually CARES that you’re offended, no.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Well, when he’s 18, he’s going to want a taxi.
And you’ll go on PITT and cry about how other people, evil people, people with an agenda, drove your precious kid to go no-contact.

Brent Riggs #fundie

"However, the authenticity and accuracy of the Bible is beyond dispute for anyone who cares to investigate the evidence."
One teensy itty bitty major fucking problem, there. Even if the Bible itself is inarguably accurate, the believer’s interpretation of that content may be faulty.
If, for example, Genesis is meant as a metaphor, then it is not in conflict with science. It’s in conflict with every literalist who insists that it’s historical.

And if you ask 20 Christains which parts of hte Bible are meant to be taken literally, you get 22 different lists.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #racist #quack

Thule was a physical early warning station used during the cold war to give the americans advanced notice of a possible nuclear strike. "Physical" because it was assumed the soviets would hit Thule before their missiles could make landfall in the US. The US flew thermonuclear armed B52's nearby whose sole mission was to stay in regular radio communication with the ground station. If radio contact was ever lost, and it was on a few occasions, it would trigger the first stages of the american retaliatory nuclear strike policy.

It was a really important link in the "everybody gets to die" chain.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

So you won't refer to your son by a male name, unless it's Hitler. Got it.

rlvaughn #fundie

“A baby may not be able to speak the English (or any other) language, but he can communicate falsely.”
How?
That was the question. HOW can they communicate falsely?

“Is the Bible [Psalm 58:3] incorrect when it says the wicked go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies?”
Well, you just admitted they can’t speak, so they can’t speak lies, either.
I mean, what’s he going to do? Burble when he means NOT burble?

TattooedRedHead #racist

“I will not go through a door a nigger holds open for me.”
Wow. THAT’s petty.

“I will stand there while they hold it open until they finally figure it out or get "tired" of holding the door open and let it close without me saying a word to it.”
What an arrogant asshole.
And you act surprised if black people hate whitey.

“Once the door is closed I will open it myself and go in/out. It is amusing to see the look on the nigger's face if I was going in and they see that I opened the door myself.”
So, what isit you think would happen to you if you DID go through that door, then?

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Therapy is great, everyone should do it. Especially you, Dave.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

This guy hasn't worked in over 25 years, who cares what he thinks?

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Matt Goodwin #wingnut

Gary51 #fundie

“Are Atheists Blind?”
No, they stapled my retina back in place.

“I have tried to debate with atheist on this forum, and I don't know if its me or not, but I find them very unreasonable.”
I’m sure it’s not you. No way you could be the problem.

“They do not seem willing to consider even for a moment that God may be real.”
Well, why would we? I ask for reasons to accept that any gods exist. Sometimes I get arguments that cheat. They ask me to assume that god exists, then offer an argument, then act surprised when I don’t even buy their argument.

“They seem to have an attitude of arrogance about them.”
Yes, yes. YOUR arguments fail, I AM the arrogant one.

“And I wonder, could some of them be evil, because sometimes they give me the shivers.”
Sure…

“And then there are those that get me a tiny bit angry. Then I want to smite them.... which of course is wrong... I should turn the other cheek.”
Awwwwwwwww. They reject your god and you want to get violent.

“I'm beginning to think that some of the atheists that come looking for debate maybe under the influence of Satan.”
Why would Satan want to influence atheists?
According to you, he’s already got me. He’d want to influence people like Hovind and Comfort, people who can pile up bullshit and ruin someone’s connection to god.

“Are these people blind to God's truth? because when it is put right under their noses, they just don't see it.”
I don’t perceive what you consider truth, no.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

What were you doing rummaging around in the parsonage closet of the former youth minister to begin with?

harmonyhorsegrl #fundie

“Creationists have the BIGGEST advantage of all. THE BIBLE.”
Yes. But that’s ALL you have.

“It says right in the very first verse, "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." That's all I need to prove my point.”
Well, ‘prove’ is a little strong.
Who wrote that?
Why should I believe they know what they’re talking about?

“The Bible is PURE truth. If it says so, it is. Its that simple.”
So, the Earth is flat, the sky is solid, all of astronomy is a scam, the Tower of Babel could have reached the sky plants aren’t alive, neither are spiders, ants, butterflies, fish.

Elric #fundie

“After all, if beating as a punishment for some action can be applied to freemen then there really is no difference between the freeman and the slave.”

If i beat my biblical slave and he doesn’t die until after the weekend, it’s not murder.
But I’m pretty sure if I beat my biblical neighbor to death, I’m getting charged with Murder, whether he lasts three days or not.
They’re different.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Eric was the kid who broke all the other kids' toys because they were cooler than his.

And he still is.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Perhaps it’s part of a long-range plan for the Adamic man whose time is coming to an end.

If you believe in the Bible, isn’t EVERYBODY an “Adamic man”? Adam was supposedly literally the first human who we’re all descended from, after all.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

They are NOT trusting Christ for salvation. They are trusting their own WORKS and their apostate church to save them.

Once again, fundie Christians prove that beneath their masks they’re evil degenerates who want to sin as much as humanly possible, and only see Jesus as a “get-out-of-Hell-free” card.

Astral Exploration with Lara Starr #magick #ufo #quack #mammon

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

The dimensional hijack capability that required human sacrifice ~~has been choked off~~ only ever existed in the heads of the likes of Prolotario.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!

Are those characters from a show or an anime or something? Cus it sounds to me like the “Rev. Eric” is familiar with this franchise, whatever it is. And he’s totally jealous of Steven’s collection. I mean, I understand that, it sounds kinda awesome, actually.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Incel Wiki #sexist

“According to The Shit Test Encyclopedia, the correct translation of this phrase is, "I have Schrödinger’s boyfriend, demonstrate to me you’re high value and I'll fuck you regardless."”
No, sweetie. If they were open to a hookup, they’d say “I have plans.” Then you can try to bid your way to higher importance/attraction than their plans.
Saying ‘I have a boyfriend’ is the guillotine. There’s a third person involved. You’re only taking her out to dinner if you invite the boyfriend, too.
STOP trying
STOP talking
STOP attempting to generate interest.

But of course, you’re incels. YOU HAVE to interpret it as playing hard to get.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

“Roman Catholics and Greek Orthodox are not real Christians, and they are going to Hell.”
This is why i absolutely reject the claim that this or any nation is majority ‘Christain.’ For popularity you count Catholics, Methodist, Baptists, Mormons, Westboro, and Jehovah’s Witnesses.
But really, you discount any religion except yours as ‘not real Christains.’ So the only ones you should count for political reasons are your fellow congregationists. And even then, I suspect there are a few people you’re leery of…

RaceAgainstTDL #crackpot #racist #sexist

“1) Race
As noted, it costs an extra $247,000 for an Asian man to date a white girl. It costs an extra $154,000 for a black man to date a white girl.”
What does this even mean?
What, total cost from phone call to wedding, dollars per year or dollars per orgasm?
And extra compared to what?
It’s $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same male, and the women his mother hooked him up with?
Or $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same female going out with the man her sister set her up with?
How would you even acquire this data?
Do you count the cars driven? Suits worn? Concerts attended? Dinner? Flowers? Court costs for restraining orders?
Talk about begging the question…

“On the other hand, white men can make up to $24,000 less to be considered equally attractive to Asian women.”
Wait, annual income is not the same as the cost spent on a date. You’re comparing apples and Fords.
So, yeah, all i see here is that incels can’t think and hate all women for… reasons.

“and you need to find a way to make sure girls know about the money for it to even matter in the first place.”
In Vegas, the term for a guy who has lots of money to spend is ‘High Roller.’
In dating circles, someone trying to use his wealth to get women to date him in spite of his flaws is ‘Loser.’

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Wait, was he embezzling church funds or did you guys pay him a salary out of the tithings?
If he’s spending money that’s still the church’s, that’s wrong.
If you paid him, though, he can do what he wants.

“Woe to the man who worships plastic over the King of Kings!”
I think ‘worship’ is a little strong.
I used to make patrols with a little Elvira action figure in my bunk, but i never prayed to her to intercede with our patrol cycle or anything.
But God DAMN you’re het up.
“and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!”
Ah. only the direct action of DEMONS can explain why you found that sexy figure so enticing, huh? Your little willy twitched, it MUST be Satan!

What was Steven Roland doing with the church's hard-earned tithe money? He wasn't buying soul-winning tracts! He wasn't supporting missionaries! HE WAS SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON PLASTIC GRAVEN IMAGES OF JAPANESE DEMONS!

Ngl, that actually gives me some respect for Steven R.

Also, aren’t tithes in essence donations from your flock? Your gullible flock that’ll throw their life-savings at you regardless? What’s hard-earned about that anyway? You’ll just scam them out of more…

Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!

Still sounds like a FAR better usage of Church money than on “tracts”. Now, if said money was meant to go to charity, soup kitchens, women’s shelters, orphanages, or such, that would have been terrible. But you were going to waste it on tracts anyway, so what’s the harm?

Besides, would you still have complained if the figures were more like this?

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David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Would a cook work without a pan?

Quite possibly, yes. If you’re, say, grilling a bunch of stuff, you’re not using a pan for that, are you?>

David J. Stewart #fundie

“It is a sin to deliberately promote interracial marriage as part of a New World Order agenda.”
I don’t have a NWO agenda.
I fell in love, i proposed, she said yes. Poof.
And our marriage has lasted 39 years as of 10 July this year.
How’s your all-whites relationships going, Davey?

“Such heathen movies as, JUNGLE FEVER, promote interracial relationships.”
Jungle Fever was examining the effect of media on an individual. All his life, TV was telling him that white girls were the hottest, most desirable, biggest success. It was more of an indictment of there NOT being inclusive shows saying that blacks or browns or plaids were also beautiful.

“Since interracial marriage is very controversial, interracial couples are nearly ALWAYS liberal-minded and tolerant toward the homosexual agenda.”
Wait, wait. I don’t know about ‘controversial’. I know that when we first got married, in the South, it was important. Not necessarily bad, but people felt strongly about it. In the North, it was more of a novelty for the longest time.
I haven’t really noticed anything one way or another, not in a long time.
As to liberal, yeah, probably. Only liberals would be OPEN to being ready to tell the entire family to fuck off, this is who i want to spend forever with.
Conservatives like you are more likely to reject the possibility.

“It's not just interracial marriage, Satan is trying to break down ALL boundaries of nationality,”
Not only is my wife the same nationality as me, we were both 2nd class petty officers in the Navy you uptight, self-important, bubble-brained idiot.

“heritage,”
Oh. Well, my heritage is the Mayflower and Ellis island, hers is slave ships. So, you know, nautical. We both come from over the Atlantic.

“race,”
It’s not just interracial, Satan is breaking down race as a boundary?

“ religion”
Yeah, but I went to Catholic Wedding School so she could have her Catholic Wedding.

“and even gender.”
Yes, yes, only Satan can explain why men find men attractive.

“Again, the Bible permits interracial marriage in Hebrews 13:4; but it is a sin to deliberately promote such relationships as part of a New World Order agenda.”
Racist, KJV-Onlyist, Conspiracy Theorist, Sexist, Control Freak. It’s a wonder you make it out of your house on a given day…

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Oh seriously what a load of crock.

WTF is a “load of crock”? To me that sounds like you’re stocking up on “Country Crock”…ya know, that fake margarine?

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

It’s almost as if relying upon people who have never won the World Cup when playing for their own nations to win it for your own is a suboptimal strategy

Maybe it’s partly because I’m tired and have already had a few beers, but that just made NO sense to me for a second. Then I realized, oh yeah, this is super-racist Vox Day talking, and he’s conflating nationality with race. Does he not realize that requirement for being on a certain country’s team in the World Cup is (like it is in the Olympics and probably any other international sports competition) that you have to be a citizen of that country, and not what your racial background is?

Or to put it another way, an African team never won a gold medal in basketball at the Olympics, but the 1992 US "Dream Team” did, and they’re considered to be one of the best teams put together in sports at any time. Looking at that roster again, let’s see…8 black guys, and 4 white guys. And it might have been 9 and 3, if Michael Jordan hadn’t had a previous beef with Isiah Thomas. (as a longtime Pistons fan, I’m still kinda ticked about that, but I do get it. If Jordan says he doesn’t wanna play with him, you go along with him, lol)

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@Conscience #259183

Most of the people i’ve met in the service see the person first. They always have. But some people are still stupid. The mask comes off.
My experience with the Navy was positive. A few individuals, not so much.
And outside the service,they expect us to all be a stereotype. much