KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

generally #fundie

“1. Freedom and liberty are the foundation of our republic. Those should be the top priorities.”
Yes. And there’s no secular reason to discriminate based on race, religion, or sexuality.

“2. Same-sex “marriage” is a figment of the liberal imagination."
Dude, MARRIAGE is a figment of the imagination.
If i take three chicken breasts out of the fridge and cook one, you can point to which one has gone through the chemical change.
If i marry two breasts to each other, you won’t see any physical change. You have to imagine the bond.

“All those on the court who were STUPID enough to vote in favor of same-sex “marriage” should be removed from the bench for total incompetence. Even a 5-year-old would have more common sense than that.”
Well, it’s not common sense it’s the law. The law does not offer a rational fucking secular reason for this secular government to discriminate.
Screaming about the definition of words, in a living language, is a useless objection, too.

J.T. Ripper #fundie

“the funny thing about evolution, is that it throwsinto the mix an Intermediate Species, to see if itcan survive.”
No, there’s no intermediate species. A gene pool just evolves.

“Gays, fags, poof, whatever youcal'em are that intermediate species,”
No, they are not. They remain compatible with the rest of the human species and produce offspring when combined. I was alive in the 70s when closeted gays came out in droves, which was a surprise to their wives and children.

"theyhave no way to pass on there own genetic code,unique to that individuals in question, so they asa species have noway to continue and will nolonger be of concern in future generations, themutation that is in ther genes will disappear,oryou could look at it as though they are a geneticmiss fire.”
Um, no. As long as straight people have sex, some of their offspring will be gay. The gay members don’t need to reproduce to ensure this.

“one more thing thatgives me the shits is this "HOMOPHOBIA"garbage.”
The shits?

“ a phobia is a fear.”
Irrational fear or hatred, yes.

“as in a fear ofspiders, water, going out side, or close spaces.who honestly has a fear of gays???”
It’s not the fear itself that defines a phobia, it’s whether your aversions are rational.
A fear of explosives is rational.
Thinking that gays are a subspecies of humans is bone-headed ignorance, and your name-calling is a sign of irrational hatred.

“really, what acrock... we dont fear you, we show no reagard foryou,”
Well, that’s not true. You’re spending a lot of time being very wrong about them.

“ you are a sub-species,”
You fail biology forever.

“ doomed to becomeextinct,”
Wishful thinking.

livinginhell101 #sexist

“In good families, parents should ensure sisters fuck their brothers to help them build confidence”
How would that build confidence?
If no woman wants to fuck you, forcing a woman to fuck you because you’re related does NOT make any other woman want to fuck you.

I mean, making kids learn to cook, laundry, clean, shop, gives them skills.
All this gives you is a wet hug.

“Families need to stick together, sisters today only make their brothers' lives worse by existing and taking his resources,”
His resources? What an entitled little shit.

“flaunting boyfriends in his face and not giving a shit about his well being as evident from many examples including ER.”
Do you really want to fuck such girls to improve your outlook or to punish them for existing?

“I can only agree completely. Incest is hot as fuck.”
You know that most of the people who act out incest in porn are not related, right?
Porn isn’t real.

“Sisters, cousins, moms, or any other family females. Should be registered as property of the head of the household or oldest male.”
Yes, yes. ‘I cannot attract women, someone should change everyone else’s reality so that women are forced to fuck me.’

“He can just do whatever he wants, no laws, no rights for females.”
Because any woman with an opinion would deny me and that’s untolerable.

Rick Warden #fundie

“6. If PZ Myers' opinion is true, that morality is based on feelings of empathy, then he should be morally justified to go into a field and sodomize a lonely sheep if he wants to.”
No. Because our greater society has empathy with everyone in that society which suggests to us that sex without consent is bad.
Animals cannot consent, nor can minors, the cognitively disabled (either through natural limitations or pollutants in their brain chemistry), and (so far) artificial intelligences.

magnolia #fundie

So, you don’t believe in killing in self-defense? Just let God take care of it?
You don’t believe in stand-your-ground? God’ll take care of it?
You never go to the doctor? Never took a cavity to the dentist? You don’t wear glasses?
It’s all God’s decision, in his hands?

I mean, if you think a woman with an ectopic pregnancy should just…hope, then you believe in greater miracles than the mugger’s bullet bouncing off your rib.

GenderCriticalDad #fundie

“Who I have cleaned shit and puke off, waited endless hours in hospitals for, bought clothes, toiletries and towels for.”
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you expect some sort of return on this investment of your time and money? Do you think this gives you some sort of ownership of him?
His being transgendered is not a reflection on you, YOU having bought him a towel is not an obligation on him.
We bring them into the world and we protect them and do everything we can to make them happy. We do not try to guilt them into being what makes US Happy you flaming narcissist.

“But I hate the ideology that led her there”
It’s not the ideology, it’s human nature, which has included transgendered individuals for about (checks notes) all of human history.

“ and I hate it still when she repeats it.”
Look up a Doctor Henry Benjamin.

“Sometimes is really hard not to hate her.”
Why? What does he do that you HATE? Your kid’s trying to find himself, and you not only dismiss his needs, you insist that he live by YOUR needs.

Sypher2k3 #fundie

“I do not need sex to live.”
Quite right.

“God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married.”
So, not going to have a Catholic wedding?

“Lust is evil. Period.”
Okay, you’re gay, you don’t have to pound it in.

“This discussion on lust should be over.”
I don’t see why, I don’t give much a rat’s what YOU want to ban.

Jewish Philosopher #fundie

“Atheists love fun!”
Why, yes, I do!

“He's having fun - smoking and stinking of tobacco.”
The only time i have stunk of tobacco was when I cleaned the lounge on the ship.

“He's having fun - having sex with various average looking women and then wondering what that rash he keeps getting is and why it burns when he urinates.”
I’ve been completely faithful to my wife since we met, thanks.

“He's having fun - drinking all night and waking up in mid-day depressed and with a splitting headache.”
I had a beer in high school, and a glass of champagne at my wedding. Nothing much else.

“He's having fun - masturbating while using the Internet to the point where he is having difficulty ever functioning sexually at all.”
My diabetes took away my erection, not my masturbating.

“He's having fun - taking more and more prescription pain pills, which make him more and more sick, to try and fight off his depression.”
Even when I saw a therapist for my depression i didn’t take any drugs. And I only saw her for about six visits.

“He's having fun - being poor because he can't hold a job.”
Just stereotypes with you, huh? I was in the Navy with a clearance above Top Secret for 20 years, and I’ve held my current job, with a secret clearance, for 25 years.
And we’re about to redecorate the kitchen.

“He's having fun - being alone, because he's so selfish no one wants to be around him.”
Married for 39 years, you self-absorbed idiot.

“He's having so much fun that he wishes he were dead.”
Not even close.

You are just spherically wrong. Wrong from every angle, every view.

Badfish #fundie

“Evolution does say that we evolved from monkeys”
Where? Textbook, please?

“and micro organisms.”
Well, yes, way, WAY back there.

“Particularly hard core evolutionists.”
What, um, what else is there?
We accept evolution or we do not. Even ID accepts evolution. Just thinks that Irreducible Complexity is a thing…

bevets #fundie

“Evolution is an elaborate fairy tale propigated by atheists.”
If you’re going to use unfamiliar words, turn your spellchecker back on.

“They are hell bent on explaining away their Creator as if they could only disbelieve hard enough maybe they could make reality go away.”
SO, it’s your idea that I KNOW there’s an omniscient judge who knows my every decision and motivation, and think I can fool him?
That’s dumber than a fire extinguisher full of flour.

"Visit any forum and it doesnt take long to see atheists patting themselves on their backs for their superior rationality”
Well, if you really think that your arguments hold water, how could we NOT see ourselves as superior?

“but resorting to argument ad hominem and changing the subject rather than confront the evidence.”
What evidence? You have a bible? And…?

Josh Bernstein #wingnut #psycho

“I think that we should have a permanent ban on delivering goods and services into big, blue dominant liberal cities in America.”
Okay.
And the incredibly huge trucking industry will survive by shipping… what? To where?

“I think that the truckers should boycott big blue cities in California, New York and Chicago and Houston, and everywhere else—Detroit—anywhere where there are tons of registered Democrats.”
Ah. So not by how they’re voting, but by their political affiliation.
So they can all change to BE republicans, and vote Democrat and just look surprised at the election results, and you’ll be okay with that?

“I would do it, honestly, by ZIP code. So, in other words, I’m sure these groups that are forming can get ahold of voter registrations in some of these big cities and cities that are dominated with Democrats.”
Yes, sure, there’s no legal problem with using the voter registrations for political revenge.

“You get nothing. You get nothing delivered. You get no food.”
In the age of the gig economy, you’re going to create a market for businesses to compete with you for the job you won’t do anymore. And this will hurt THEM?

“You get no shelter.”
No shelter? How the hell do you think you can boycott apartments?

“You can get no water.”
I wasn’t aware that water came into town by truck… What the hell are all these pipes in my basement, then?

“You get no supplies. You get nothing until this illegal administration, this treasonous dictatorship, steps down.”
Boy this post didn’t age well, did it?

CaptainRoboT2 #fundie

“I'm so angry right now.”
So angry you rush to the internet to vent…

“I was doing some searches for "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" on Kazaa,”
Did you use the quotes?

“ and all that kept coming up was porn! I'm so shocked that Kazaa actually swaps porn!”
Dude, you literally asked for it. That’s how searches work. Of course, some people pay to get their pages moved to head-of-the-line. That’s also how it works, it’s not a conspiracy. It’s capitalism.

“Later on, I was board,”
Ow.

“so I just searched for "A" to see what would come up. Lo and behold, there's some rap and college papers, but the most stuff that pops up is porn!”
Lo. And beholders.
Sharp learning curve.

“I search for "B", then "C", then "D" then "E", and for everyone one”
Every one.

“of those letters I searched for, porn was always the most stuff that came up.”
Did you not understand that the reason computers were invented was to find, sort, and store porn?

“Crap like this makes me sick .”
So this was 2003? How could you be surprised?
I knew the internet was full of porn in 1990.

“You KNOW we're in the end times when stuff like this happens.”
No, I do not. Welcome to Earth, people here are horny.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie #homophobia

“Many parents foolishly think their daughter is honoring them by enrolling into the U.S. military. Let me tell you something, if your daughter is 40 years old and has a career, but no husband or children, she is a total failure in life!”
Oh, no, a failure in the eyes of pillow-fucker Stewie.
Such the shame. Horrible the status.

“YOUR DAUGHTER IS TURNED ASIDE AFTER SATAN!!!”
Okay.

“God said that, not me, so get mad at God.”
I don’t believe in gods and I don’t give two fucks what you think, so…no. Not likely. I’ll just dismiss you AND your superstition.

“1st Timothy 5:14-15,”
Oh, no, the BIBLE! I am helpless before your quoting powers!

“I promise you ladies, based upon the inspired Words of God, that YOU WILL RUE THE DAY in eternity, that you chose to pursue a career instead of God's will for your life. God's will for young women (as you just read in 1st Timothy 5:14-15) is marriage and motherhood. You will find a Christian husband in your local New Testament Bible-believing church.”
Yeah, i believe she’ll have to get back to you on that.

“If you don't like that, tough, it is THE TRUTH!”
Dude, she left you.
And your daughter joined the military.
Keep telling yourself THEY are the failures, not you.

"God didn't create women to be soldiers, He made them to be a “help meet” (Genesis 2:18) at home to a husband. Our whole God damned American society today is money-oriented, instead of family-oriented.”
You cheated on your wife and you accuse US of not being family oriented?
What a pathetic waste of oxygen you are.

"Masculine females are dishonoring their Creator, because God made them to be feminine, sweet, soft and compliant.”
Dude, post your masturbation fantasies to someplace like Adult Fanfiction.net.

“The entire premise for the lesbian movement is a blurring of the lines between the sexes.”
No, pretty sure lesbians are very clear about the sexes.

“The Devil wants to confuse everybody if he can.”
Seems like you’re the one who’s confused. And stil l trying to fight your divorce, though that’s a done deal.

Ogie237 #fundie

“The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD.”
So your premise is that Genesis is literal truth, and evolution is false.

“It has never and will never be found wrong.”
Genesis says the Earth is Flat. The sky is solid. The sun and the stars are about the same distance from the ground.

“So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven.”
The question is how those are connected. But that’s your premise.

HawkeyeLonewolf #fundie

“And this goes along with the end of the USA thread.
LOTR actually promotes GOOD vs. EVIL. Not a specific religion.”
You do know that LOTR wasn’t written in the USA, right?

“Harry Pothead promotes EVIL vs EVIL... and the religion of witchcraft -- even using some real people as characters.”
Pot? Even the Slytherins weren’t shown using pot.
And witchcraft isn’t a religion
What real person does a Potter cameo?
And Potter wasn’t written in the USA.

“But because idiot parents let their idiot kids read them because "at least it gets them to read" crap, we have to suffer through the hypocracy.”
At least the ones who read a lot can spell Hypocrisy….

“Toss the kid a Playboy and I'll be he'll read too.”
I did enjoy some of the articles, especially the interviews.

national-syndicalist-action-blog #sexist

“Relationships are not about love, that’s a modernist lie.”
Well, mine sure is. I love my wife, my kids, my granddaughter, my parents, my sister…

“Love should come later in the relationship,”
So the relationships IS about love, eventually?

“and not be a core basis.”
I’m guessing you’re not and never have been in a real relationship. You may have told yourself you were, but that came as a surprise to the other person.

“Nearly no couple ever loves each other after a couple years together, they just tolerate each other.”
Or, you absolutely cannot understand love and misunderstand the relationships you’re not part of.

"Naturally women want a man who can support them,”
Ha. My wife had more jobs than I’d ever had when we met, and owned her own car. She didn’t need me to support her.

“and give them strong children that he can also support,”
It’s our family, we both support them.

“a man wants a female who can take care of the home and the children and give him strong children.”
I cook more than she does, i do the laundry, she manages the savings and is coordinating our next redecorating project.

“It’s nature, sweetcheeks, get with it, or get out”
It’s love, you sexist, you’re just ill equipped to experience it.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“However, evolution believes that male and female in 1.4 different kinds of animals, birds, fish and insects just happened.”
You are really flogging the stupidest lies.

“It was unplanned, a coincidence, an accident, or just fate.”
Um, ‘fate’ is planned, Genius. That’s why it’s inescapable, someone detailed it.
And ‘unplanned’ is not the same as coincidence or accident, and neither of those is what Evolution teaches.

“That belief is intellectual suicide.”
Sure, sure, bananaman. Evolutionary theory is a dead end. Well, your caricature of it might be…

“BTW. Adaptation (not Darwinian evolution) is occurring all the time.”
Feel free to show that there is a difference?

“See www.evolutionVsGod.com for details of the confusion of most believers in evolution.”
But evolution is not versus gods, dork. It’s neutral on the supernatural.

FACEandLMS #fundie

“In refugee camps, in the middle of war, there may not be food but you can fuck."
I imagine a woman holding a starving child, hoping her other kids can steal just enough food to keep it alive, and OP walks up: Hey! We can have SEX! You ready?

“Incels are the equivalent of a man dying of thirst next to a water fountain.”
No, you’re not. You’re not dying from lackanookie.
And incels are sitting at a picnic table, thirsty, while someone at a completely different table doesn’t want to let you drink from her water bottle.

“It's funny how I can access 100s of 1000s of women's naked bodies through my PC screen, yet IRL, I can't get 1.”
That’s not funny. That’s commerce. They get something from making their picture available, either money or notoriety or self esteem, but there’s nothing you have that they want worth touching you.

"So many women are willing to fuck if cash and a camera are present, but if a good man who wants to love her and share good times with her shows up, NNnnnnnnnnnope!!!!! What a fucking joke.”
You’re an incel. You identify with a group of narcissistic misogynist sexists. Many of you are not that ugly but you open your mouth and become toxic.

“Anyone who wants to live on this planet is bluepilled or a chad.”
Then why are you still here?

“While I am not able to override the survival instinct right now, if an illness befell me, and I would legit die, I wouldn't be seeking medical treatment beyond pain relief. I'm fine with dying.”
Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ. You won’t even take responsibility for your own death! You want someone else to provide you with a woman, you want someone else to take your life, you want someone else to take women’s right to say ‘no’ away.

Wackyboy #fundie

“God can not be proven to exist.”
Yep, scientifically. The gods would be supernatural entities, beyond the scope of science.

“ God also can not be disproved to exist.”
Again, beyond the scope of science, too.

“I am not sure if the atheists within earshot are going to concede this as well or not, if not I would appreciate if they would prove me wrong.”
No, you’re right, far as that goes.

“It is irrational to believe in that which can not be proven.”
Okay. I’m not an atheist because someone proved to me that there are no gods.
I’m an atheist because the arguments FOR the gods are really bad. Presuppositionist, ancient myths, anonymous scripture, poor math, poorer history, piss-poor science, and a COMPLETE lack of understanding of what evolution actually is.

Ray Comfort #fundie

You have to remember that this is Ray Comfort.
He’s not trying to confront anyone about the facts.
He’s trying to reassure a few million creationists that they’re not in the wrong. Sure, he’ll admit in court that the banana is a human development, but on his site, he tells his followers that scientists are wrong and stupid. So they’ll buy his books and vote for creationist-friendly politicians.

Anon #conspiracy

@TheVaudevillain #253643

During the Manhattan Project, a scifi magazine published a story that caught some people’s eye. Seemed too close to what they were trying to do in the project. So, two agents visited the publisher to try to figure out where the leak was.
He managed to convince them that it was just hard scifi, someone playing around with the science that was already known, speculative fiction. There was no leak, no one was spying, and even if he did, he’d have picked a better way to get the information to any enemy than publishing it a month later and hoping no editor changed a crucial detail.
They were finally satisfied and got up to leave. And he said, “Also, I already know where your project is. Every physicist who subscribes to this magazine sent in a change of address to Los Alamos.”

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE!”
No, no proof.
Just a mountain of evidence you can’t refute or dismiss.

“Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life.”
Evolution does not demand, or suggest, or even parallel atheism, you ignorant opinionated jackass. Science is neutral on the supernatural.
You can acknowledge any of the gods AND the evidence for evolution without the slightest conflict.
You just havea difficulty believing that Genesis is literal, but that’s your problem.

“There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution.”
Genesis as a parable… Done.

“ Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days.”
Uh huh. But ‘clear’ is not really evidence that it was not meant as a metaphor.

"The Bible is very accurate in its chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament.”
No, the Bible doesn’t. Fallible humans have added up the generations, which are not corroborated, and established a date. The Bible doesn’tsay that theGarden was 6000 years ago.

“There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).”
Yes, it’s a theory, no that doesn’t mean what you think it does.

“ There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart.”
So, the ‘fuck your feelings’ crowd bases everything on their feelings?
Good one.

“ At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor.”
Yes, yes, you’re constant like the Northern Star. Of course, some change might have gotten you a wife by now…

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC #fundie

“Every parent has a duty and a right to know what is going on in their minor child's life when their health is concerned.”
Eh. Told them when I had my first beer.
And I wasn’t a minor when i finally had sex, but I told them anyway.

“ The reason the pro-choice community is so upset is because Planned Parenthood has told them and you to dance to their tune.”
No, I was pro choice for reasons independent of anything PP ever told me.

“Dance boy dance! And don't forget to donate to your local planned parenthood chapter.”
I don’t think i ever donated, either.

Prince Abdullah #fundie

“Come see thy evidence here!”
Thy?
Do you mean ‘thine’, maybe? ‘Evidence’ starts with a vowel. So, thine evidence is correct.
Thy Stupidity would be the proper use of ‘thy.’
Thy bullshit, thy schizophrenia, thy paranoia.
Thine idiocy.

“It will not come to you, unless ye wish Me to send Lucifer at you,”
93 Highland Avenue. We’re about 100 feet back from the road. Don’t use the front door, it’s blocked right now.

“being you do not believe Me.”
Capitalizing your pronoun but not mine?
I don’t believe you AND I think you’re an arrogant son of a whore.

“A cold chill in the night.”
We run the AC all night long. On my side of the bed.

“ Nighmares”
Very close female horses?

“and oppression,”
Meh. I was enlisted. Had a couple of officers who’d been to the Academy.
Do your worst.

“suffocation”
Yeah, I had a heart attack last year. Couldn’t catch my breath.

“and you will not be able to wake up unless you say God!”
Which one? Ptah? Odin? Marduk? Tiamat?

“Is that what you seek for evidence!”
That should be a question mark, right? RIGHT!

“It would not be right I have to lower myself to actually sicking the evil,”
Sic. Not sick.
Sounds like a pompous idiot saying, “I can’t fight you my hands are registered lethal weapons” so you don’t get your ass beat.

“even I have Authority over as the Brother of Jesus Christ on you.”
Double dog dare you you jackass.

Sceadugenden #racist

“My eldest son came in from school yesterday and informed me he may be getting in trouble for making racist remarks in class.”
You do know that ‘free speech’ only means that the government cannot silence you, right? And that doesn’t apply to hate speech?
THere are still consequences for what you say. You can say it as much as you want, but face the consequences every time.

"The heinous " crimes" were asking if albinos were a race.”
Then he’s stupid.

“ daring to call black people by their scientific name, Negroids,"
You have, then, a scientific reference to support this claim?

“and dis agreeing with the " out of Africa theory".”
That’s not racist. Unless, of course, he based his disagreement on him ‘not coming from that negroid country’ or something.

“Looks like I get the chance to tell the Marxist self hating hand wringing teachers how things really are .”
I think there’s a sharp learning curve up ahead. But not for the marxists…

Datuk Dr Zulkifli Hasan #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie #dunning-kruger #crackpot

“Malaysia’s Minister for Religious Affairs has been criticised after saying work stress can cause people to adopt an LGBTQ+ identity,”
Yes, that’s why everyone comes back from a war zone turned gay.

Nouveau #fundie

“That is another reason I reject atheist dishonesty.”
How do you know honesty from dishonesty?

“God can't lie.”
This is true. Neither can Emperor Palpatine.

“Atheist accusations are NOT truth based.”
Ah. So if you don’t LIKE what i say, it’s a lie.

“ God wrote exactly why He was required to punish and destroy wicked mankind.”
This would be the mankind that he repented making? Because they were made wicked? By (checks notes) Him?

“ The Flood. Who teaches atheists to lie about the Flood?”
There was no flood. There’s no evidence for it.

“Atheists in their global dishonesty accuse God of murder.”
Well, story is that he made us, he judged us for being THE WAY he made us, and he punished us for being as he made us. That’s a shitload of murder.

“ Don't lie about God. Lying about God does run off rational people from atheism.”
Why? Atheists don’t believe in god, they won’t rationally defend God’s character.

“My Bible contains not a single reference to a theist killing a person.”
If you’re just going to lie, whybother to type?

"Ironic that atheists have started threads lying about what is in my Bible.”
that’s not irony,that’s you being an idiot.

.:::.fof.:::. #fundie

“were not freaking pokemon come on, do you think a fish really turned into a monkey”
That’s not evolution, no.
And the only reason ‘pokemon’ uses ‘evolve’ is because the translators thought kids wouldn’t understand ‘metamorphose.’

“and that a monkey turned into a human?”
Nope. Not what evolution fucking teaches.

“ fish breath water,”
Ever heard of lungfish?

“ monkeys throw phieces at each other”
I spent a week standing watch at Legal Hold in boot camp. The guys in the crazy ward threw feces at each other.

“werre way different.”
Not from where I’ve stood.

“ GO CREATION THEORY”
Dude, you have a story. Not a theory. You have two chapters in a book that contradict each other and claim both are true.

kirkz2006@yahoo.com #fundie

“Even if a Muslim won't kill you, he might get in your face and demand you stop eating a burger with bacon on it”
You mean like Christains screaming at people who say ‘Happy Holidays’? Religious fanatics like that?

“or demand you keep your dog instead [sic] so he can't see it.”
You mean like Christains screaming about gays ‘shoving their sexuality down my throat’? Religious fanatics like that?

“And, of course, any reference to another religion must be censored in public.”
Like any single time the opening prayer for a legislature is NOT Christain?

“Sharia gangs roam the streets enforcing Sharia in certain parts of cities in Europe.”
And Christains have made abortion illegal in red states, increasing the number of women who die of pregnancy? Like that shit?
Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

Michael Savage #fundie

“I don't like a woman married to a woman.”
My heart bleeds for you.

“It makes me want to puke.”
I will give you $5 for a bucket.

“I want to vomit when I hear it.”
I kinda got that idea from the ‘puke’ comment.

“ I think it's child abuse.”
Wow. I am amazed, absolutely fucking AMAZED that you used the correct ’it’s’ for this comment. Because this is shit-for-brains stupid sort of thinking. The whole point of marriage is ‘between consenting adults,’ and you leap to ‘child abuse?’

Mrs Debbie #fundie

Oboehner #fundie

“FYI humans are unique in their ability to reason and sexual attraction.”
Uh huh. Sure. Octopuses were just naturally born with the knowledge to climb out of aquarium tanks to eat other exhibits at night, then go back before the staff arrives in the morning. Because that’s what they do in the wild.

And Kenyan officials blame gay tourists for teaching gay lions to be gay. Not sure how that would work, but there you go.

“Trying to legitimize sexual deviance by falsely claiming that non-human animals take on same-sex mates for life and engage in same-sex activities for pleasure is paramount to a lie.”
Paramount to a lie?
Gay animals outranks a lie?
Do you mean tantamount?
Or, hell, do you MEAN paramount?

“Using your logic,”
Says the guy who uses words he can’t define….

“your comparison of the actions of animals to humans means you admit that you feel incest, cannibalism, and yes even pedophilia is normal acceptable human behavior.,”
Um, no? Gay behavior is observed in animals. It’s not unique to humans.
In itself that does not mean I feel homosexual behavior is acceptable, much less incest, cannibalism, licking your own asshole, or pedophilia.
You logic as if you have brain damage.

Glory in print #fundie

“All people deserve not to be just left behind we all deserve hell,”
Sounds like the creator put out a shoddy product.

“and like salvation being caught away in the rapture is by the grace of God for Christians only....”
Uh huh.
Sure.
The people who refer to the Sermon On The Mount as ‘that Woke shit’ are going to be invited into paradise by Jesus.

“Those who haven't accepted Christ like atheist you mention, they do indeed deserve to be left behind.....”
Okay.

“ Atheist I debate with all time make statements about how they hate Christians”
You debate atheists?
Have you ever actually met one?

“and how the world would be a better place without us”
Without YOU or without your superstition?

“- well they'll get their wish after the rapture...”
Betcha we don’t….

“ I just wonder if they will like whats coming in the tribulation better?..”
What’s coming is a BUNCH of really pissed-off Christains who didn’t get raptured roaming around looking for who to blame.

“I often wonder if they will come to their right minds and repent, but after talking with hundreds of them over the years most of them will be the first ones to follow the anti - Christ for sure.”
Hardly. It’s you fuckers who swallow all sorts of stupidity because you think it’s from a godly person.

dcttrinity777 #fundie

“One, the things u have there for proof of evolution are in fact nothing but lies.”
Feel free to detail every single piece of evolutionary evidence and prove that it’s intentionally deceitful.

“However, you are arguing that this 'microevolution' proves 'macroevolution.'”
No, the argument is that they’re the same thing.

“U see there is a big difference. Micro has to deal with microscopic organisms Such as bacteria.”
No. Not at all.
Microevolution is small changes to an organism. Say that a species codes it’s sperm with proteins A, B, and C, and the female egg is only going to accept sperm with B, C, or D protein. If the genes drop the A or the D, that’s a tiny change. Microevolution.

“Macro has to deal with visual organisms Such as things you can see(apes).”
Yes, the accumulation of small changes to produce visible physical changes. Giraffe’s neck, elephant’s nose, Moose antlers.

“ The problem starts when u try to prove 'macroevolution' with 'microevolution.'”
No, no problem there.

“YOu see there is proof for 'micro' but none for 'macro.' When you show me a picture of half ape half man then and only then can you state your evolution 'theory', which is really nothing but a religion, As fact.”
You get dumber by the sentence. You have no idea what scientists mean by evolution.

“If you really want someone to show you more go to www.drdino.com .”
Oh, holy crap, you’re a devotee of that charlatan. Never mind.

“ Peace out for right now. Remember none can stand against God....not even these evolution punks.”
Yes, yes, that’s why biologists keep experiencing ‘the light on the road to Damascus…’

thatoneguyhmm #conspiracy

“How do you feel about a tiny Microchip being implanted inside your body!”
it’s a loop recorder trying to diagnose if my heart causes me to faint.

“AKA "Mark Of The Beast"?”
Weird how a subdermal chip wouldn’t be visible…

“I already know there's gonna be a bunch of Answers saying they don't believe it, or it will never happen, but, just in case you didn't know, it's already happening, you just don't know it!”
THen how do you?

“They are currently, right now, implanting Microchips into people behind closed doors,”
Well, who wants surgery in sunlight?

“if you search it on the internet you will see,”
Search the crazies for proof that it’s crazy? Figure the odds!

“the owner of this chip, or one of these chips, is IBM Computer Company, their idea will turn each and every individual into nothing more than a serial number, just another bar code like a piece of merchandise, "Mark of the Beast"”
Bar codes need to be visible to work.
Implanted chips are not visible.
DO try to keep up.

fukmylyf #sexist

“Females expire at age 20.”
My wife was 29 when we met. Try again you hopeless little genetic dead-end.

“Another brutal agepill, but this is the conclusion I've reached after observing teens for the past month.”
A month. Yeah, that’s statistically valid research.

"Even the basic looking ones mog the fuck out of college sluts. I can't even explain it, their skin just has this youthful glow that gives me tingles. I'm legit losing attraction for women closer to my age."
You have the issues. Many the issues.

“JFL @ the whole concept of "ascending." JFL @ escortcelling. IT'S FUCKING OVER BOYOS”
Or, in your case, it never even started.

“The sad truth is that most females reach peak attractiveness at age 16.”
Yes, you’re in a good position to lecture the rest of us on our tastes and interests.

“It's all downhill from there.”
I’ve never been attracted to anyone i couldn’t imagine enjoying a conversation with.
The less like they are to get the joke, “Oh! You 3D printed the Save icon!” the less i find them attractive.

“Kind of hilarious how our culture discourages girls from reproducing when they're most fertile.”
Yes. A laugh riot.

“No wonder there are so many autists and subhumans these days”
Yes, yes, blame your mom’s eggs, not your shitty attitude. That’s why no one will fuck you except your car dealer.

REKASHA #fundie

“I think the antichrist will be gay.”
Wouldn’t that automatically limit his ability to attract Christains?

“The Bible says in Daniel 11:37 "Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all."”
Sounds like Trump.

Secundulus #fundie

“If we use the Bible then you call it circular reasoning.”
Using the Bible TO PROVE THE BIBLE is certainly circular.
Now, find Pilate’s letter home asking for more troops because there were Jewish Zombies wandering the city, putting the frighteners on people, that wouldn’t be circular.

“If we say we have revelation you say we are imagining it.”
If you’re going to say ‘god told me’ then, yes, I need some reason to think it’s NOT you imagining it.

“Overall, I find speaking to athiests pretty much a total waste of energy since all you seem to want to do is ask a question so that you can then jump in with your tired criticisms.”
But you still don’t have any evidence besides circular reasoning and ‘i heard it in my head?’ So, why would I believe it?

Gary and Lisa #fundie

“When children come to the door saying, "Trick-or-Treat!" evil spirits have permission to access our lives if we respond to those words with a "treat"”
Then turn your porch light off, if you’re too stingy to give shit out.

“because to do so is to compromise by touching the unclean thing -- the trick-or-treat ritual”
I can probably explain every time your house has been egged or TPed without having to invoke evil spirits…

John Gregorek #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Buzzardhunt #racist

“About 6 months ago I gave a jewish coworker a gospel tract.”
Did you hand it to him or leave it on his desk? Because most tract-tossers are afraid to make eye contact, they’re more ‘littering missionaries.’

“He laughed it off and tossed it in the garbage (i fished it out later and gave it to someone else.)”
Eugh! USED!?!?
What, too chintzy to spare the .04 cents for the tract?

“Now he is in a rock group in Austin, lots of fame, fun, and money.”
In six months?
Sounds like he was working his ass off at the time you knew him, chasing his dream.

“I was wondering if he was rewarded for tossing the tract?”
I’ve pulled a few tracts out of bathroom stalls, books at the bookstore, stairwells… Where’s my rock band?

“I wouldn't give up eternity in heaven for 15 minutes of fame on earth.”
This may come as a surprise to you but not everyone believes that YOUR superstition is the correct one. I’m not terribly afraid of going to hell because I tossed a chick tract OR a cheap knock-off of one.

geocajun #fundie

“the body cannot do anyting on its own, the soul is the life principle - what animates it.”

Then why is the soul so stupid?
I’ve been in plenty of liberty ports.
Sailors rush ashore, pound liquor, and do stupid things.
If there is no soul, this makes sense.
Pour pollutants into the bloodstream, the chemicals shift the brain’s operation, and guys call old girlfriends and cry ‘You were the one!’ and she asks, ’Aren’t you married? With kids?’
Or they call their wife at 0200 in the morning. Sober, I try REALLY HARD to not wake my wife up at 0200. Or after 10 PM.
And they drink tequila. I don’t know how many sailors swear they never touch tequila, but once they’re drunk, they start ordering shooters.

This is the behavior i have observed in drunken sailors. I’ve been on liberty, been Shore Patrol, been the Designated Driver, and they’re all stupid when they drink.

If there’s a soul that’s in control, why oh why does the soul allow drunk sailors to dive off the fairwater planes? Why does it suggest taunting alligators in Kings Bay, or teasing Mountain Lions in Bangor? How is it POSSIBLE for a soul to allow someone to go home with a woman that turns out to be coyote ugly in the morning?
Make this make sense if there’s a non-corporeal portion of our personality that’s going to persist after deathiness?

Ken Faivor #fundie

“Anytime you atheist attack God it's usually because you're bitter towards Him.”
Okay, atheist. One who doesn’t fucking believe in any gods.
Can we really be bitter towards fictional characters? I can point out that Darth Vader was evil without being bitter. Lex Luthor. Hobgoblin. Sauron.

“I don't even think [Disqus user] goo gle is an atheist. Most of you here are not atheist, just mad at God for something that you think He did wrong, some injustice that befell you that you blame God for........”
Yes, we’ve all seen the Hollywood Atheist. Withholding worship out of anger.
That’s movie fiction, though.
Not real atheists.

“And this site is your vengeance. As if you can hurt God in any way.”
So, according to you, I believe in an omnipotent being and want to Hurt. Him.

“Or some of you just plain want to live in the flesh without any restrictions. It's not because you don't believe He exist.”
I believe in an omniscient being and want to Fool. Him.
Pretend to be atheist and act surprised at the Judgment I KNOW is coming?
Word definitions are just something that happens to other people, isn’t it?

“Most of you aren't really atheist at all, or you sure wouldn't be on a religion channel kicking something that don't exist..........”
This explains the creationists on evolution boards, then. They really DO believe in evolution because they spend time knocking it.
Didn’t think this through, did you?

“Who do you think you're fooling?”
Sounds like you’re fooling yourself all by your lonesome.

[deleted] #dunning-kruger

“People that belittle the Flat Earth community are just as damaged as Falt Earthers themselves.”
No, really don’t think so.
They put in a lot of effort to carefully curate the evidences they use to maintain that belief. But plenty of experiments they can perform show that they’re wrong.
This would be like a bunch of evolutionary biologists searching for more fossils to show that Piltdown Man was authentic.

“I wager that the Flat Earth debunking community is just as emotionally charged as the Flat Earth community,”
You wager this? Based on what?

“ and is potentially worse, as they often just resort to bullying.”
Well, logic doesn’t work.
Evidence doesn’t work.
Their OWN EXPERIMENTS don’t work. Recently, they got a very expensive laser-gyroscope. Those things are sensitive enough to measure Earth’s Rotational speed directly. So they devised an experiment to use one and prove the Earth is stationary. It failed. They maintain their belief, despite the expense wasted.

“In addition, many people that actively engage in Flat Earth debunking are potentially just as dumb as the flerfers they constantly belittle.”
Potentially.
So, you haven’t REALLY got an argument, just casting aspersions.
You’re, what, 12 years old?

“You have likely seen the Netflix documentary "Behind the Curve",”
No.

“Neither touched upon the equally silly, but somewhat sinister counter-community of Flat Earth debunkers.”
Because there’s not a community of debunkers. Just people who did NOT fall for the stupid.

“While the Flat Earth debunking community would have you believe they are arbiters using science and fact, they seem”
Seem.
So this WHOLE DIATRIBE is just your anger and fee-fees about people who aren’t treating flerfers with any respect.

“sure, flerfers believe some very stupid stuff, but for many it's emotionally driven,”
Not a good reason to treat them as if they have a point…

“ as they like the community.”
And watch how they fucking TURN on anyone who comes to doubt,then leave the community.

Patriarch Verlch #fundie

“1. Harlot mother gets knocked up at 19, adopts me out”
Um, how do you know she was 19?
How do you know she was a harlot?
Maybe she was a medical student out to cure polio but she got raped?

“She threatened to leave numerous times, fleece me for child support, and told me I would never see my son”
Uh huh… Well, I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down the mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home... our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

Hope #fundie

“Your argument that "there is no way on earth the things attributed to Jesus are credible" is - in part - evidence that they couldn't have been 'made-up'”
Man, does THAT argument fail with Trump in office.
He denies saying things that HE SAID ON CAMERA. It’s not a credible lie, it’s exactly made-up, and obviously so!
The Pathological Liar In Office is immune to the logic of disproving his bullshit, but we all can pierce the bullshit.

“because, from a merely human perspective, they wouldn't have been either credible or part of the psyche.”
That’s a stupid defense. Liars are not always competent to tell believable lies.

incelcuck5555 #fundie

“"Men just want me for sex"”
Some men. And there are the incels who can’t see why you’d be upset about that.

“Most girls have nothing else to offer but their vagina.”
Says the virgin who can’t get a woman to talk to him because he’s too creepy?

“They expect the guy to do all the work in the relationship - ask her out, pay for the date, think of funny and witty things to say, compliment her, do favors for her, have a car and job while it's acceptable for her to be NEET, etc - while she just has to exist.”
It is shocking to me, absolutely stunning to think that you have never managed to acquire access to a cheerleader’s sex through sheer personality.

“She deluded herself into thinking the guy is with her for her amazing, totally non cookie cutter personality.”
Yes, the imaginary woman you talk about is the deluded one. Uh-huh. Sure.

“In truth if a guy wanted a good personality he'd just chill with another dude.”
Um… No. I’ve met dudes. I’ve met a LOT of dudes.
I used to make submarine patrols with 140 men i didn’t like.
Hanging out with a cool fellow is NOT superior to going on a date with a woman.

“The only reason why guys put up with all the shit involving dating is the prospect of having sex with a female.”
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell, the goal is to have a relationship with a woman. Hopefully one that eventually includes sex,but that’s not the only goal.

“Any guy who pretends otherwise is being dishonest.”
Uh huh… So, I’ve been married for 39 years, you’ve had… How many dates? And you speak with authority about MY experiences,goals, attitudes?
You are a waste of sperm, a breather of other people’s oxygen, a place-taker on other people’s planet. And you think you’re superior.

returnwithmercy #fundie

“The real question is where will it end?”
Ah, the slippery slope. That’s what they asked about interracial dating. And it still took decades before we had SSM, despite their fears backthen…

“First we allow gay marriage under the guise of "social justice".”
Well, we allow SSM because we’re a secular nation and there’s no secular justification for discrimination against consenting adults.

“ Then perhaps the people who like having sex with animals will get upset, make a cause and go to the courts demanding the right to marry their goat "partner".
The conversation might look like this.”
The conversation is ‘animals cannot consent, so it’s not even slightly the same as gay marriage you idiot.

“We demand the rights that the US has given us in the constitution!”
Except (they) don’t have a right to commit rape.

"Would you disallow a mute person the ability to get married?”
Yes, because verbal expression is the ONLY legally allowed form of consent.
What a wanker.

Buttercup/CluedOut #fundie

“Take comfort in the fact that you actually use logic whereas they merely claim to.”
Yes, yes, you’re the logical one.

“ Something can not come from nothing.”
If you’re talking about the big bang, only idiot creationists think that it says ‘from nothing.’

“It defies all reason.”
Of course, all reason is based on human experience here inside the universe. It is beyond our ability to describe the conditions that exist outside of ‘everything that exists.’ It might be true that ‘everything that exists’ came from nothing because that’s the nature of nothing. We don’t know. We’ve never had much experience with nothing.

“That's more ridiculous than lead into gold and all other manner of magical BS supposed scientists have cooked up over the centuries.”
You can put lead into gold all the time. It’s just gold leaf.
Or did you mean to say TURNING Lead into Gold? Because that’s alchemy, not magic.
And not science.
You really don’t know what you’re talking about, do you?

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #sexist

“This year the always-overhyped International Women's Day does not fall on a workday, which is a shame because one of the more perverse thrills is going to Subway for lunch on those days and literally having a woman make me a sandwich.”
You get a thrill from that?
Really?
She’s employed to make sandwiches, so it’s a pretty women’s-lib situation.
You’re contributing to her employment, and her boss’ profits.
She’s not making a sandwich because you’re the head of the house, or her master. It is possiblefor you to be too demanding and get asked to leave, so you have to behave and you can’t yell at her.
And you think you’re coming out ahead of the game?
That’s sad….

“ International Women's Day 2020 is officially the shortest day of the year.”
Okay, well, take your victories where you can, little limp dick. Good luck with that. Be sure to tell every woman you see that you DID NOT celebrate their existence for 23 hours vice the 24 you wouldn’t have observed it otherwise… See how many you can make cry for losing one hour at 2 am…