Timjer

@Timjer

MayorOfKekville #sexist

Would I love to have a 9.5⁄10 “stacy” girlfriend with a statuesque hourglass body, a round pillow of an ass and massive, soft, warm, round boobs? One with whom our love and passion is so great we do it every day at least once, and I get smothered by her funbags whenever I want? Sure, I admit that. But I still don’t see how a lack of that makes life pointless… Plenty of other things can do that more than enough.

Besides, even if she is is a “mere” 6-7⁄10 “becky” with small(er) boobs, I’d still pick her over the previous one if the “becky” is one who I actually connect with on an emotional and intellectual level…

Wristlet 2 #transphobia

@itachirumon #39467

Same here. I may be a nice person and a pacifist who abhors using violence IRL, but I do have my inner sadist. And he tends to come out whenever I’m confronted by scum like this (and I’m not always inclined to stop him then).

Various incels #transphobia

She calls us terrorists

I mean, you jerks do worship a blatant terrorist as if he were a god, so if the shoe fits…

Wristlet 2 #transphobia

Hey, incel scum, are you trying to get into Skide’s pants (I sure hope not for her sake)? No? Then why the fuck do you care if she’s trans or not?

“also incels seem to always resort to violence threats and ad hominems when their delusions get threatened.” There, fixed it for ya.

Anonymous #racist #psycho

We will exterminate you all. We will wipe out your cities, rape your women, rip the teeth out of your children's mouth and throw your men off helicopters. We will exterminate the dissidents, we will kill all those who oppose our destiny.

Are you sure it’s the Muslims who are on the Jihad, the “holy” war to exterminate everyone else, here? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD TRUMP!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL TOILET!!!

We cooked 100.000 japanese people alive before breakfast, did the same thing two days later. Was this a war crime? Absolutely,

What the fuck is wrong with you!?

but we can get away with it because we rule the world.

About that, the way your Orange “Emprah” keeps stearing his country (wildly in any directions), it won’t be long before you sink deeper than you’ve EVER been. Hell, your reputation is already at an all-time low. If only Europe would start being more independent of the US and start allying more with others…

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #conspiracy #god-complex #psycho #magick

…Dafuq did I just read?

This means that all the people you touch with your physical body get sucked dry of physical energy – automatically.

Why the friggin’ frigg would any non-psychopath want that!? Never being able of physical contact with anyone, ever again.

As your physical energy body grows you suck dry anyone you see. Eventually you become an Ultra Gangster Real Vampire® energy body that sucks dry all the people on a continent.

Uhm, pretty sure you have to be sired by either Cain himself or the Second Generation directly to be such an apocalyptic Vampire. And, I don’t know about you, but the former’s whereabouts are unknown (and he doesn’t even care anymore), and the latter doesn’t exist anymore.

…What? We are talking about Vampire: the Masquerade, right?

Wayne Allen Root #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

@kuyohashi #39188

This, just 100% this. It makes me hope there really is a heaven and hell, just so I can imagine that reaction actually happening. The sheer lack of anything resembling self-awareness in these jerks is just mind-blowing.

metabuxx #sexist

Obligatory “can’t imagine why you’re single, must be your irregular jawline” comment.

@Chloe #39106

Eh, To be fair, Luthor would likely not get along with incels. They would consider him a “chad”, while Luthor would be disgusted by how far beneath him incels are. Well, more beneath him than even regular humans are…

Murdoch89 and Edmund_Kemper #sexist #dunning-kruger #psycho

Swede deserves to get gang raped

And you deserve to be castrated with a rusty spork, and have your useless testicles be shoved down your throat alongside Chad’s jizz while a rusty pipe punctures your anus. But sadly, few people ever get what they deserve.

she certainly doesn't like incels

You mean anybody does?

Edmund_Kemper #wingnut #transphobia #sexist #senpai_noticed_us

"we don't care about you incels, sweety" then why do you post about us? and this faggot thinks IT means pennywise jfl.

Okay, first of all, I never called you “sweety”. That’s someone else’s shtick, not mine.

Secondly, to clarify, I care only about mocking you, as I find it amusing. I don’t care in the slightest about you as human beings (if you even counts a human anymore).

Also, I happen to know IT means Incel Tears for you dumbasses. I was just making a joke; do they even have those in incelworld?

Andrew Basiago #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo

@Malingspann #38952

Honestly, that reminds me of a joke SFDebris once made; fitting, considering how batshit crazy these last few years have been.

Janitor: Well, let's see, uh, Kenny Baker, Jerry Doyle, Anton Yelchin, and Carrie Fisher have all died.
Guy awake from coma: My god, did someone bomb a science fiction convention?
Janitor: No, no, completely unrelated deaths.
Guy awake from coma: Wow.
Janitor: Uh, people are running around catching Pokémon in the real world with their cellphone now.
Guy awake from coma: They're, they're what?
Janitor: It's a big hit with some people.
Guy awake from coma: Are you sure I'm not still in the coma and dreaming all of this?
Janitorr: Uh, Bob Dylan won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Guy awake from coma: I had no idea they had a category for singing while stoned.
Janitor: Are you a sports fan? Uh, cuz the Cubs just won the World Series!
Guy awake from coma: Okay, you are bullshitting me now. Don—don't—you're being too obvious about it, man.
Janitor: The current President of the United States is Donald Trump.
Guy awake from coma: Well, of course he is! I'm sure he is! I suppose cuz Gordon Ramsey turned down the job, right?
Janitor: Gordon Ramsey can't be President, he wasn't born in the United States.
Guy awake from coma: Oh, you're right. How dare I introduce something ridiculous into what you're saying.
Janitor: Oh, and M. Night Shyamalan just make a critically acclaimed hit film.
Guy awake from coma: Come on, man, that one's not even plausible. You're not even being remotely realistic, now.

shinigamiryuzaki #moonbat #racist

Lockdown Protestor #psycho

Sacrifice the Weak.

Alright. So if superpowerful aliens (like Species 8472 from ST) show up and decide “The weak (everyone but them) must perish”, I’m sure you’ll instantly volunteer to be slaughtered, right? …Thought so. It’s funny how easy it is to promote social darwinism when you think you’re at the top, but how you suddenly backpedal once you realize you’re just a small fish in a microscopic pond.

Anonymous #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #38795

I mean, say about Trump what you will (I certainly do), but at the very least the moron does still acknowledge that space is a thing…

@Bastethotep #38794

At this point I’d love to put them (fully conscious) in a spaceship and send them to exoplanets just to see the mental gymnastics they’d perform just to try and hold on to their precious fantasies.

Jeffrey J. Wolynski #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #38790

See, that’s what I like about spaceships in SciFi. Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect, Stargate, Halo, the Expanse… the sky is not even the limit when it comes to how creative one can be in designing them! And it once again proves to me that fundies are suspiciously lacking in any sort of imagination, and can only mindlessly follow what other dictate them like (borg) drones.

Anonymous #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

…That people this utterly deluded and detached from reality still exist is beyond me.

Jeffrey J. Wolynski #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #38785

Honestly not that familiar with Babylon 5, tbh. But I do admit the Valdore (or Mogai-class according to STO) is certainly one of the better-looking Romulan ships in the series imo. Granted, I’m usually not that big of a fan of ST ship designs (preferring SW or Halo mostly), but they’re certainly a lot more imaginative and varied than “flying saucers”.

Extraterrestrials Have Been Visiting Earth

-Looks at Mass Effect’s Asari- Hah, I wish!

and even watch our youtube channels and TV shows.

Really!? Ah crap, we’re never going to salvage our reputation now, are we? Well, as long as they stay away from Deviantart and Incels.co, I suppose it’s not the worst yet.

Lockdown Protester #wingnut

…Wow, what an entitled, sociopathic c*nt!

Edmund_Kemper #sexist #transphobia

It’s like another clone of IT

Scoffs At this point I WISH we were all clones of Pennywise! Tormenting you incel scum while feeding on your tears & fears would seem like a nice way to live…

That being said, Swede’s female and, shockingly, not american. So shut up, you piece of craps, nobody cares about you, as it should be.

there is no tranny
trannies are males, even if they think otherwise

there is no incel
incles are volcels, even if they think otherwise

There, fixed it for ya.

High IQ

Dude, the fact that you incels keep parroting this outside of its intended context proves you don’t have a High IQ. At all.

Various Incels #sexist #racist #psycho

…Oh, come on!

cocks shotgun Alright, just point me towards the nearest incel infestation. I need to do something to feel better about life.

nxdismycope #sexist #psycho

And let’s not forget, Incels do NOT in fact hate women! No sir, they’re really “Nice Guys” who are unjustly discriminated against by everyo else!

…FYI, I cannot stress enough that this is meant as sarcastic as humanly possible.

Neil Strauss #mammon #sexist

…Suuuuureeee, and what’s also a well-hidden secret is that all mythological creatures (mostly cute monster girls) truly exist, yet have been covered up by the government (singular). It’s all part of a feminazi conspiracy to prevent lonely otaku (such as yours truly) from being in happy relationships with the likes of Lamiae, Harpies, Mermaids, Arachne, Vampires, Minotaurs, etc…

Bonus points for whoever gets what I’m referencing.

Angi-Shy #wingnut #conspiracy

SIGH Alright, I’m gonna try to be delicate here. Yes, I admit there is a very large influx of Muslim immigrants in Europe. Yes, I admit that Islam is a bit of a barbaric religion sometimes (but then again, so are a lot of old-testament Christians for one). Yes, I admit that they flee from conflicts caused mostly by their own religion. And yes, I admit that there are lot of those same immigrants who refuse to adapt to our cultures and instead try to force their religion and customs upon us (Sharia4Belgium, amongst others), sometimes even with lethal force.

That being said, not all of them are like that; they’re just a (very) vocal minority sometimes. I have encountered practicing Muslims here who do adapt and have no problems living peacefully, and I feel quite bad for the fact that they’re suffering from both their own extremist side, as well as the racists everywhere else.

TL;DR, I don’t hate Islam by itself per se, I just don’t really like most (organized) religions in general. Most of the time, they’re all equally douchy.

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy

What Creativerealms said. That’s pretty much exactly what they did. As opposed to Trump’s USA, who’s policy was to put their heads in the sand, then blame everyone else.

Rick Wiles #conspiracy

the virus was a plague sent by God

Is your god’s name “Nurgle”, by any chance?

But Wiles has suddenly changed his tune

So you’re blaspheming then? Good to know! Have fun burning in hell, jackass.

Impaled Nazarene #homophobia

Wolfblade111 #homophobia

Because it's blatant Fan Service. It doesn't feel Organic have ANY Substance to it at all.

Now why do I doubt that you’ll mind in any way if the (excessive) fanservice is geared towards straight, white, cis males only? As it has been since the birth of modern media?

And, FYI, I am a straight, white, cis male myself. Yet I don’t mind seeing the occasional shirtless, muscular yaoi fanservice in my media. Other people deserve treats as well, you know, and it’s not like my fanservice is taken away from me(*).

(*)Of course, if SJWs or any like them start pushing that away completely, well, this means war.

Wild Heretic #crackpot #conspiracy

premises which have been taken as facts

“Facts”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Ken Turnage II #elitist #psycho

I find it funny that fundies often accuse “evolutionists” of being social darwinists (somehow), yet they’re the ones who constantly advocate to kill the weak, old, & poor, just so the rich can thrive more.

SkinjobCatastrophe #sexist #racist

Why I think some men worship non western women.

While I don’t know about worshipping her, I do have a huge crush on Japanese actress & singer Anri Okita ever since I first learned about her, yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anri_Okita

That being said, while I do have standards on how a woman should look as my partner, I also care greatly about her personality. So even if she is a bit “pudgy” or something else, I wouldn’t mind as much if I can connect with her on a mental, intellectual, and emotional level. Likewise, a woman can look like a “Gigastacy” for all I care, I wouldn’t give her a second thought if she’s a, well, bitch.

They are entitled, loud and annoying, vindictive, and all around just awful people.

Uhm, are you sure you’re not talking to a very shiny mirror? ’Cause that sounds more like an incel rather than an actual (western) woman.

metabuxx #crackpot

theson #sexist #psycho #dunning-kruger

Uhm, why do they keep saying “high IQ” concerning topics that are in no way related to intelligence? Do they even know what those words mean? Or are they making up words again?

ChinaCurry #dunning-kruger

timtofly #crackpot #conspiracy

The whole fact the earth was round and surrounded by the gravitational pull of other round balls is the whole of Satan's deception.

Aside from the fact that Earth is a sphere, not round, how does this make Satan the “lying bad guy” exactly? Because that’s pretty much how the cosmos exists. If anything, god and the bible are the liars here, for claiming earth is a flat disc with a ceiling on which the sun moves…

Astrophysicist just study and learn the math needed

Well, yes. That’s kinda the point.

They are no more wrong than Kepler, Galileo, and Copernicus. They just have more math at their disposal.

So, in other words, they’re not only right, but even more reliable than those genii? Good to know.

Paul Bury #fundie

ThoughtfulCel #sexist #conspiracy #quack

In short, humans deserve to die and I deserve to rule what's left of earth

…Wow, are you sure you’re not an escaped Captain Planet villain? You’re such a blatant “card carrying villain” it borders on parody.

cahoots32 #sexist

Women will never understand men’s struggles

Oh, really? Quite frankly I’m rather happy I’m a man rather than a woman. For starters, how people bodyshame most women and force ridiculous beauty standards upon them is not something I’d be willing to handle. Also, stuff like menstruation, pregancy, birth… Yeah, no thanks. I think we men have it easier on average.

Edmund_Kemper #wingnut

Dude, shut up. I accept LGBT+, interracial marriage, and polygamy not because “society tells me to” (in fact, often “society” dictates the opposite), but because I choose to. Because I’m not a douchebag who thinks only about himself.

I don’t feel threatened by the fact that you have a differing opinion, but rather because some of you incels have already acted on your hatred and murdered innocent people. Such as your “god”, Elliot Roger. I mean, we’re not the ones who think other people are mere “NPC’s” in a video game for us to abuse as we see fit!

Also, what the fuck is a “gigastacy” anyway? My first thought upon hearing that is a buxom, statuesque, powerful, amazonian goddess, but considering you incel’s tastes (demure, brainless, underage sex-slaves), that can’t possibly be it.

lawalkiria #psycho

Ooookaaaayyyyy. So (s)Hitler was chosen by fate? How did that work out for him, his legacy, and his minions?

Off the Kirb Ministires #fundie

Typical fundie, but still…

Hell is a real place

Prove it.

and the Bible teaches us

The bible says a LOT of things, not always equally correct.

all those who have not trusted Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour

What does that even mean!? All of you say this, but none of you actually define it. Does it mean just half-heartedly converting on my death bed after a life of sin? ’Cause that seems rather easy and fake…

Seriously, stop it with bothering other, innocent, people and mind your own friggin’ business. Not everybody cares about what you’re selling; and not everybody believes that they’re going to be suffering just because you said so.

Besides, we ALL know you’re not proselytizing out of genuine altruism, you’re just selfishly trying to fill a quota to get a better condo in heaven once you die.

Stacey McStationary #quack #conspiracy

People this lethally dumb/insane should not be allowed to voice their opinions. Who knows how many innocents will be hurt now that this lie is out there…

Daryush Valizadeh AKA Roosh Vörek #sexist #conspiracy #homophobia

Look, I’m as straight as they come. Case-in-point, I’m most attracted to boobs. Huge, round, soft, warm, squishy, pillowy boobs. But guess what? I also am attracted to wide hips, pretty faces, and athletic figures (girl-abs are a weakness of mine as well). All things men can have as well. If that also makes me gay, then, quite frankly, I don’t know what to tell you aside from the fact that you’re clearly in the closet.

Francis Marsden #fundie

@Denizen #37698

Countless thousands of architectural treasures from classical times were soon being vandalised in the same way

Sounds supiciciously familiar to recent events… Guess history does always repeat itself, and fundamentalists remain the same no matter which side they’re on.

@Conscience #37697

I didn’t know you were a pagan, actually. But I can imagine it must be hard living somewhere surrounded by zealous fundies. I mean, if I’d find myself there, I don’t know how I would be able to balance my atheism with the fear of being ostracized at best.

That being said, I’m fully aware how the Abrahamic religions solidified their strength during the Dark Ages, mostly through instilling immense fear into the masses to force them into mindless obedience. I just wonder how they managed to get to that point in the first place.

Gr8Believer #quack #conspiracy

Francis Marsden #fundie

"Really existing god”… Oh really? The Judeo-Christian god promised to end all evil. Odin promised to end all giants. Now I don’t know about you, but I’m seeing no giants around yet I do see a suspicious amount of evil. Seems to me, Odin has more proof he exists than YHWH does.

But in all seriousness, why did the 3 Abrahamic religions survive the passage of time while all the other, polytheistic ones, didn’t? I’m actually curious, is monotheism simply more appealing? Because, IMO, Norse & Greek mythologies seem a lot more interesting and exciting! Aaaah, the epic tales of heroes exploring the unknown, battling fearsome creatures and gaining true glory for mankind… Faaaaar more pleasant than a singular cosmic horror story where humans never accomplish anything and only exist to suffer.