Timjer

@Timjer

Total Imbecile #crackpot

I just want to lay in my bad all day […] I legit wish I was born a slave

Uhm, I hate to break it to ya (no, I don’t. Ha!), but slaves rarely get to choose what they do. And they certainly don’t get the choice of “being lazy all day”. Likewise, a lot of slaves tend to be expected to look decent enough, so that means you’ll have to have personal hygiene. Didn’t think this through, did ya?

Baby Christian #dunning-kruger #fundie

That’s crazy scientists do not know about water in space.

…considering hydrogen, one of two component elements of water, is the most common element in the known universe, I’d say I’m pretty sure they know water does exist out there. But I honestly don’t know what that has to do with anything…

Drogin1 #crackpot #wingnut

…Ah, yes, the so-called “Democratic People’s Republic of America”, right?

F*ck off, you fascist nutjob.

Prorussia #crackpot #dunning-kruger

@ChrisBP747 #56090

Exactly, only an absolute psycho would ever want another world war. You know the saying “War is hell”? Well, it’s false; war is worse. Because usually only the guilty go to hell. War on the other hand does not discriminate.

JosefMengelecel #sexist #psycho

Drogin1 #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

Yeah, right. We can do this too, you know…

Party Official: Who is the Chosen, Immortal God-emperor of the universe?

Winston Smith: Nobody!

PO: And if The Trump says that it was in fact Donald J. Trump -- then who was it?

And you know the rest.

narcberry #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

No matter how many times I've tripped over things I've never found myself in orbit.

…You- you can’t be this stupid. Y- you just can’t.

metabuxx #sexist #crackpot

@Skyknight #55879

Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against homosexuals at all, and wouldn’t even care if one is still in the closet (as long as they’re not bigoted themselves). I just choose to openly assume it’s closetedness because I know that’s what ticks these manbabies off the most.

Also, I’m sorry, but this seems to be far more than just envy. They are too obsessed with Chad’s perfection for it to count as envy anymore.

Chad's 10+ inch dick.

And you would know that size, wouldn’t you? From first hand/anus/mouth experience?

Seriously, have you ever stopped to consider how deep in the closet you are? Normal sexually frustrated (hetero) virgins tend NOT to fantasize and obsess about the brobdignagian equipment of other men. No, I prefer to fantasize about the huge boobs on attractive women. ’Cause, you know, I’m not an gay incel in denial.

Unnamed EasyJet flight attendants and passengers #sexist #fundie

Once again proof that douchebag religious nutjobs can be found everywhere. If you ask me, they’re all equally insane. Especially the more different they are.

Anakin66 #psycho #sexist

If it wasn’t for my ethics holding me back I would’ve been a mass murderer of all incels… in COD!

But seriously though, do these morons genuinly believe the “in minecraft” addendum protects them from the feds, or is it just a joke? Because if it’s the former then they’re even dumber than I thought.

Pumkin #sexist #psycho #crackpot

Dee( I Am Love ) #fundie

Really? Damn, now I am even more glad I took a Disney+ subscription (and I just did it for the Mandalorian).

Donald J Trump #wingnut

So, I’m not sure what Agent Orange is whining about now, but does he really have nothing better to do than to whine about Nancy’s hair? He’s the friggin’ POTUS (sadly) for crying out loud!

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Ecstasy #sexist #psycho

women are just objects

That may be, but at least they’re more than incels; who are just optional add-ons at best (though usually tend to be stupid & useless gimmicks that nobody asked for).

Total Imbecile and Transcended Trucel #psycho #sexist

Prays Dear God, Allah, Yahweh, Satan, Zeus, Odin, Ra, Vishnu, Amaterasu… and the rest, I don’t ask for much. But can you please permanently sterilize all current and future incels on the world, right now? Preferably as painful as possible. Oh, and while I’m at it, make Trump lose the election and make the Mass Effect Remaster a reality.

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #55442

…Quite frankly, Trump does resemble DIO a bit, only far less intelligent. “You thought it was your orange president, but it was I, DIO!”

And now I’d like to have ZA WARUDO as my power. I could freeze time and pull down Trump’s pants when he’s in the middle of one of his rally.

Unnamed Belgian Police Officers #psycho #racist

Just FYI, this is causing quite the shitstorm here on the political level. I doubt that some things are going to remain the same here after this.

Incels Wiki #sexist #crackpot #kinkshaming

…The shitpill. The shitpill… Did- did I read that right? The “shitpill”.

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…For fucks sake, I don’t think I’m high enough (or ever will be) to deal with this. Screw this, I’m outta here.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick

Aliens, Crystal body, Diamonds, holographic constructs…

Is this some weird Steven Universe fanfiction? ’Cause it doesn’t have enough “lesbian space rocks” in it to count.

Bad Personality #psycho

…So let me get this straight; someone just teased you by changing your wallpaper (after you stupidly left your pc unlocked), and you respond by trying to murder that person and threaten their entire family? And your sole excuse is “the cheerleaders don’t want to suck my peepee”? Yeah, I can understand why people feel threatened by you, you maniac.

Herman Cain’s Twitter account #wingnut #pratt

@arp #55375

I can see it. Either they’ll preserve Trumps “brain” (and I use the term loosely) and put it into a murderous giant robotic orange shark with laser beams on its head, or they’ll claim he isn’t dead at all, he just reached apotheosis and is now Jesus’ boss.

Donald Trump #conspiracy

@Skyknight #55205

That reminds me of Revenge of the Sith: “He became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his power.” The only thing that’s missing here is an even more evil (somehow) apprentice of Trump to kill him in his sleep and then turn the US into a genuine oppressive empire.

OverBeforeItBegan #sexist #psycho

Wow, what a cunt (the incel, that is)! And then they genuinely cannot see why they are so despised by humane beings? It just boggles the mind.

Terry Ferguson #fundie

Michael D. Fortner #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

I may be an atheist, but honestly Trump fits the definition of an “anti-Jesus” faaaaaaaaaaar better than Obama ever could. I just don’t get how it could get any more obvious, yet these dumbasses keep thinking the opposite: “Emperor Trump is the second coming of Jesus!” for f*cks sake…

Shawntheimmortal942 and Zheyno #racist #wingnut #psycho

Now I do agree that Trump should get the national guard to mow these rioters down

…And who exactly are the murderous, oppressive scum then?

Fat Link #racist

<@Why?> #54972

Apparently, said hero is me. Ironic, considering I wouldn’t hurt anyone IRL (as opposed to incels) and even online I tend to be quite friendly and polite (again, as opposed to incels). It’s just that douchebags, racists, and idiots tend to bring out the asshole in me.

And, quite frankly, the moment they start to fantasize about brutally murdering innocent people just because of their own sad existence, then I don’t see why I shouldn’t respond in kind. What was that quote again? “Avoid hitting if you can, but never hit softly”.

@Bastethotep #54977

Damn, shouldn’t have clicked the link. Just the OP’s comment alone was enough to sicken me.

It’s sad really. Even when they read our comments and we spell it out for them, incels just cannot grasp why sane people consider them evil sociopaths…

Seriously, one comment said they wished to shoot me (in gta)… Ignoring the fact that the addendum is so transparent it might as well not be there at all (at least for the feds), how in the actual hell does that disprove that incels are murderous psychopaths?

And then another comment called me autistic… Joke’s on them! I am autistic!

Made in Heaven #sexist #psycho

A female is incapable of living without a male.You seriously think these stupid single moms with 10 kids would be able to live without males?males build society and upkeep and it's easy to see that.If not for society and social welfare these bitches would be out there dead in a ditch somewhere being eaten by a dog.

…Says the incel. Aka a neckbeard loser who probably still lives with his mother because he can’t hold a job due to his toxic behavior.

DirtyCurryCell #racist

Mike Adams #wingnut #psycho #racist

Leave it to StormTrumpers to pronounce the murdering, white supremacist, far-right domestic terrorist as a “poor, innocent victim”.

And then they dare to be surprised people see them as evil and rise up against them…

Yukon Jack #conspiracy #ufo #racist #crackpot

Humans are “artificial” lifeforms, a product of alien tinkering with wild hominid DNA. The misery of human civilization all happened because E.T. decided to artificially manipulate with earth hominid genomes and create a sentient slave race.

Assassin’s Creed is NOT a documentary, genius.

Imagine you build robots that after thousands of years “wake up” and gain consciousness of their origin. Would they hate their human creators?

If we build them decent enough and treat them well enough, then not necessarily. Terminator, Matrix, & Battlestar Galactica show us how NOT to do it. Don’t project your misanthropy onto others. Personally, I’d like to think that as much as they can hate us, AI would be superior in every way (including morally) enough to choose not to.

Incels Wiki #sexist #dunning-kruger

@Bastethotep #54830

That is not a male robot, or indeed a robot even remotely designed to resemble a living creature at all.

Considering that robots can’t even have genders like we understand them (the closest being androids, who merely resemble organic beings including their genders), it makes me think even more that incels are some sort of (un)intelligent alien lifeform.

That being said, even the cheapest gynoid sexbot is still infinitely more valuable than any thousand incels combined.

…Are we sure incels are even of the same species as us? Their complete lack of understanding of the human psyche (especially the female half) and biology makes me think they are actually some sort of monogendered, extradimensional abominations. Kinda like the demons from Doom, but without the machismo and badassery.

Xander #racist #wingnut

That’s like saying “KKKs are people too, I love my black friends”.

I mean, how does this even compute to anyone!?

Kingdom Builder #fundie

@Citizen_Justin #54687

flat earther, Anti vaxxer, anti gravity, Free thinker

sings ~One of these things is not like the others…~

SilverFoxCrosby #racist

“I’m not racist but…”

Yeah, we’ve heard it before. Honestly, I’m surprised you buy that crap. You’re a server, you should know that over 50% of all customers are douchebags to you, regardless of your or their color (hell, pretty sure the dreaded Karens tend to be mostly white). Yet, for some reason you single out the colored people…

I get it, being a server or cashier or customer support is a very stressful job, because most customers are colossal, idiotic, entitled jerks while you have to remain nice to them. But that doesn’t mean you have the right to single out a single group and blame them for everything.

Abby Johnson #racist

Total Imbecile #god-complex #dunning-kruger

I can barely force myself to get out of my bed to shower

Considering what incels have said in the past about their personal hygiene (or lack thereof), I’m not surprised… Nor am I surprised you can’t get a girlfriend.

Ethan Huff #quack #fundie #wingnut

Dudes, shut the fuck up. Selling blatant Snake Oil to naive sick people has ZERO to do with religious freedom and you know it. Unless you admit you’re only worshiping Mammon, in which case you’re still c*nts.

Cliff Kincaid #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

Look, pal, I’m not a Marxist either, but at least I understand Karl Marx better than you, who seems to very simply think “Marx = EVIL!!!!!!!”

Seriously, do some research, educate yourself, and try to understand someone’s reasoning before speaking about them. Marx laid the groundwork for Communism because he cared about the working class. As opposed to far-right-wingers, who only care about Mammon. I’ll honestly say it, I may be in the Center of the Spectrum, but if I HAD to choose, I’d likely pick Communism over Fascism. Even though I think both are equally ~~insane~~ extreme

Steve Turley #psycho #wingnut #racist

Now I am imagining a StormTrumper acting like Homer Simpson in the Angry Dad episode. Speaking and raging like the Hulk, but without any of the super strength and invincibility that normally comes with it.

Wulf Ingessunu #conspiracy #crackpot

Your “freedom of speech” ends the moment you start forcing your beliefs on others through physical and harmful means, ya dumbass.

Also, I don’t know who this “Marshal Law” character is, but it sounds like some utter moron can’t spell “Martial Law” properly.

RedditCCP #racist #wingnut

So, you admit that you can’t win this election legitimately, as most of the people are completely tired of Agent Orange. Especially the non-1%.

Good. May Trump fall from grace (the little he has) even harder than Lucifer did.

Rivershield #homophobia

This is horrible. There's no such a thing as fundie kids, it's just dysfunctional adults indoctrinating children.

There, FIFY.

ShySaxon (“Obergruppenführer of SS Division “Incelistan””) #fundie #crackpot

Besides, if you really think about it, you whinecels are the actual NPCs here. Unremarkable, generic, recycled props that just exist to make the world inhabited by the true PC, a Chad, more fulfilling. To be saved, stolen from, or killed by the DovahChad whenever he/she so pleases. If you’re lucky, you’re traders in a world played by a benevolent Chad, otherwise, you’re just bandid/raider fodder to be killed en masse by the Vault Chad.

Rev. Dr. Ronald E. Williams #sexist #fundie

Willy, if “scripture” demands that women be oppressed then a sane mind would realize that there is something wrong with said scripture, not everyone else.

ShySaxon (“Obergruppenführer of SS Division “Incelistan””) #fundie #crackpot

Life doesn’t start with you at the character creation screen.

An incel comparing everything about life to an RPG and thinking looks are all that matters in every aspect of existence…

Can’t you whinecels come up with something new?