Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

Alexander Macris #wingnut #conspiracy

Both Gaius Iulius Caesar and Donald Trump are/were powerhungry charismatic sociopaths lacking in financial skill and infamous for their infidelity and their insecurity over balding. However, Caesar was a genius, whereas Trump is an absolute idiot.

Clyde Lewis #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #fundie

Could it be that there are vipers among us, looking upon Gods’ creation with envy

Would reptiles not be creations of God themselves?

Neological Technologies #quack #mammon #crackpot

So the evidence suggests that our actual muscle fibers physically have the ability to let us punch through a wall like the Terminator if they really really want to,

Actually, hysterical strength is not as spectacular as perceived in popular culture. For example, reports of lifting cars as a rule neglect leverage and oten exaggerate the movement of the car.

but our brain arbitrarily limits us. Why? [gives the reasons]

Well, then it’s not actually arbitrary, isn’t it?
Surprisingly, his explanations are actually correct.

The Strength of the Gods Talisman enhances the users natural power to manipulate fields of energy as well as allowing the user to increase their Strength 50% to 200%.

And now, we take a rapid dive into Scamland.
If your talisman give people super strength, where are the spectacular super battles you mentioned?

Users of the The Strength of the Gods Talisman have incredible ability to defy weight limitations of the know universe.

I assume so one can wield those insanely oversized video game weapons that would be insanely unwieldy even with superstrength?

fschmidt #dunning-kruger #wingnut

President-Reject Donald Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

It is commonly known that talking of oneself in the third person is a sure sign of a very stable genius. Just ask Doctor Victor von Doom, ruler of Latveria!

Viktor Orbán, Prime Minister of Hungary #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #fundie

Well, at least nowadays, even autocratic Nazi rulers have to be circumspect when claiming that freedom and tolerance are evil plans of THE JEW…

luther_cream #fundie

David J. Stewart #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

John Coleman was a career meteorologist, who called Global Warming a massive hoax!

If he indeed was a career meteroelogist, he evidently was a very bad one. Temperature averages have been ever increasing since the beginning of the industrial era. The polar caps and the glaciers are dwindling rapidly. Mediterranean mosquitos serving as vectors for diseases such as Leishmaniosis are expanding their distribution to transalpine Europe. Germaan agriculture has suffered through several years of extremely hot and dry summers and excessively wet winters. And much, much more.

Conspiracy theorists never tire of accusing various industries, most notably medicine, biotechnology and banking, of the most bizarre and economically dubious schemes. But when we got an actual corporate conspiracy to spread disinformation to deny and downplay that its business is am existential threat, zhey do fall for it hook, line, sinker and fishing rod and become volunteer shills!

QuranIsToiletPaper #psycho #wingnut

Randy Quaid and Donald Trump #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

empathicdesign #wingnut

Yukon Jack #conspiracy #crackpot #racist #wingnut

Merlin via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

(In the pipe’s now purple smoke cloud I am seeing the sparkles are individuating and becoming galaxies, each fully conscious and each very much alive).

Lady, I think you need to put down that bong…

How would someone from Migration Period Britain be a smoker? You know that tobacco is a New World plant, right?

Nstarzone.com #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

Andrew Anglin #wingnut #homophobia

I am not advocating violence, but maybe, just maybe, someone should… correct… the failure of ths court system (in Stellaris).

BummerDrummer #crackpot #racist

Ah, an old-school Nazi who still remembers that slavs are Untermenschen. For once, a kind that cannot go extinct soon enough.

Bennett Lee Ross #conspiracy #quack #crackpot

There is no water that flows fast enough
And no wind that blows hard enough
To cut through hard stone

Not on a short term, but as they knew since antiquity, constant dripping wears the stone.
Also, what does this have to do with the rest of this “poem”?

Covid 19
1=A and 9=I
Covid AI

No, it’s named after the year it originated in, pareidolic idiot.

Various Incels #crackpot #psycho #transphobia

RE: [JFL] And we are the mentally un stable truth rejecting ones

Your subculture has given rise to SEVERAL MASS-MURDERING TERRORISTS! Who are the subject to literal hero worship by the rest of you!

Nstarzone.com #conspiracy #wingnut

The whole captured-alien-hardware story is just a highly elaborate hoax to discredit those exposing the reality of these bases. They are also a cover for the wholesale looting of the federal treasury by the corrupt and cynical secret government. After Hurricane Katrina left the gulf coast region totally devastated, there were many witnesses coming forward with reports of UNMNTF and UNISF Troops working alongside the Army of the Republic of Mexico Soldiers in the New Orleans area.

…why the hell would that require elaborate underground bases??? Hell, it would probably be excessive effort even for secret alien research, but this is absurd!

Almost all of these bases are over 2 miles underground and have diameters ranging from 10 miles up to 30 miles across

While the very deepest mines reach and even exceed that depth, it would require quite lot of infrastructure for cooling and air supply (indeed, the rock at such depth is so hot that touching it uncooled would cause burns within seconds). The presence of which on such a large number of locations with no official for them would certainly not go unnoticed.

@Malingspann #66088
Perhaps that term got started that way, but if so, the tinfoil crowd fell for it hook, line and sinker. The term has appeared in a lot of quotes from many different qultists here. And yes, even in the abbreviated form.

Roosh V #sexist #fundie

Men Treat Women As Gods

Of course, Roosh believes that women ought to treat men as gods…

He will pretend to be a feminist, travel around the world, and even feign allegiance to abortion or homosexual marriage.

Yes, yes, decent people are secretly deep down as cynical and crooked as you. Keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you cope with your rotten soul.

I originally got into the game because I wanted one idealized sexual relationship, not many.[…]Instead of admitting that the relationship fantasy I desired in my mind didn’t exist in the real world or was unattainable in my current immature state, I convinced myself that I wanted sex with a lot of women all along. I always wanted to be a player.

You know, I have a suspicion that PUAs’ “pumps and dumps” and “plate spinning” are at least to some degree coping mechanisms for their incapability to form functional bonds by maintaining an illusion of control where treating your partners as disposable and breaking up in a hurtful way are treated as signs of dominance. This backs this up.

Don’t act as if you were made from the woman’s rib instead of the other way around.

And here we have it from Roosh himself: He does not think that the imaginary screwed-up dynamics he denounces are wrong in and of themselves - on the contrary, he thinks this is how things ought to be, only with the genders inverted.

Jackson Capper #racist

Racism is the most hideous of crimes. It denies the fact that we are all kin and replaces it with hatred and discrimination and violence. It’s an insult to our species, an insult to nature, and a murder by slow disintegration. It is insidious damage that takes many generations to truly heal even after being recognised as wrong.

FTFY.

SorryMsJackson #crackpot #racist #sexist

VincentVanCock #racist #sexist

meanwhile becky is fucking 5 chads at once while being alcoholic, crackhead, jobless and having a skinnyfat body.

Last night I had a talk with my mother where a lot of things I keep up bottling up (since we’re both aspies and I don’t have anyone else to talk to in real life(, and she also talked of her own problems, as those are often very much of the same sort as mine albeit not so strong and with more experience to develop ways to deal with these challenges. Well, one of the things that came up was my longing for love and in response, my mothrt tslkrd sbouz how it has been seven years since my father died, but she has not moved on, and even how much she would love if she were to find someone again, she had to accept that this is unlikely to happen, but at least she had someone and she has a family…

My point is: Incels, begone to whatever putrid abyss you crawled from, and take your demonising lies about women being soulless backstabbers who are incapable of love and are always ready to move on to the next Chad in less than a heartbeat, that women never experience difficulties in dating, that the sexual frustration of a virgin is the only real form of suffering, and all your other vile hogwash!

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), Representative-elect of the 14th District of Georgia #racist

Phracker #racist #psycho

Yeah, time to start triggering people again.

Again? You idiots never actually succeed in that “triggering” thing, no matter how much you proclaim otherwise.

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), Representative-elect of the 14th District of Georgia #racist

We don’t marry our brothers here in America

[insert joke about hillbillies here]
[also insert joke about Donald and Ivanka here]

Anonymous Coward 66172453 #conspiracy #crackpot

@Conscience #65781

It didn't even last a fucking decade

Er, it did. 1933-1945 is twelve years (and thirteen too many).

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #god-complex

President Trump has done many great things (biggest tax & regulation cuts in history

You fail

Wait, this is from Trump himself? Looking at the source, it’s in quotation marks (quote adjusted accordingly), but he does not give the tiniest indication of who he is quoting. Or is he actually publically monologuing about his grandious accomplishments referring to himself in the thrid person like the Very Stable Genius he is, but in a moment of lucidity decided to add quotation marks in an attempt to pretend otherwise?

Anonymous Coward 66172453 #conspiracy #crackpot

No, Nazi Germany was the “Thousand Year Empire”. Spoiler: It did not acutally last that long. Today, the term is still commonly used in German, standing as an Ozymandian monument to the regime’s boundless hybris, its short and inglorious history and the doom it brought upon itself.

Conspiracy Theories Archives #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

The Norwegian Spiral was almost certainly a rocket. most likely some secret Russian missile launch. Expended rockets leave those wonderful spirals as they tumble down to the ground.

montalk.net #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

the hyperdimensional realms inhabited by so-called reptilian beings

Because “hyperdimensional” entities would totally have forms that could be equated with mortal creatures…

spiritless humans

No. No, no, no, no, no. No. You really did go there. Sod off.

For instance, that spiritless humans have something to do with the moon is clear from the fact that they, being extensions of less evolved (“second density”) energies occupying human (“third density”) bodies, are essentially two-and-a-half density beings, which relates to the two-and-a-half-day pig. Pigs, by the way, are physically incapable of looking up at the sky which, in addition to the fact that they share many human characteristics and have genetics strongly suited to house low vibrational frequencies, makes them ideal symbols for the animal nature in man. That the moon shares an archetypal basis with spiritless humans is further evidenced by it being a second density planet reflecting light rather than generating its own, just as spiritless humans are not fully third density and merely reflect back the soul image of others.

Density. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

AngriestTeacup #moonbat #dunning-kruger

Don't be a fucking loser. Actually learn the Marxist perspective on the history.

In Soviet Russia, you got brainwashed with Marxism by the Government. In Capitalist America, you get brainwashed with Marxism by YOU!

TheMostAncientcel #sexist

Considering how obsessed you incels are with “Evolutionary Psychology”, surely you are aware of the hypothesis that, as humans evolved bipedalism, that may have necessiated changes in the sexual signalling due to changed pubic anatomy, such as permanently enlarged mammaries as a replacement of swellings atound the anus seen in other female apes that would not be visible when standing upright or the human penis being much larger than that of other apes due to being in an exposed position making it suitable as a display structure. Compared to that, the lips getting redder with sexual excitement as a mirror of increased bloodflow to the genitals is even more blatantly obvious than it is.

Oh wait, I forgot that “Evolutionary Psychology” is nothing but an empty buzzword to pull argumenta ad naturam from your hindquarters and to make you feel smart about being a dehumanising psychopath and you guys are universally completely ignorant and incomprehending towards all aspects of biology.

Dr. Christian Bogner/Kerry Cassidy #conspiracy #crackpot #magick #ufo

David Sereda #crackpot #quack #dunning-kruger #magick #mammon

Humans Are Free #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

I just realised the irony that Trumpists want Donald Trump to "drain the swamp"... while representing themselves with the frog, a wetland creature...

TheMostAncientcel #crackpot #god-complex #sexist

Wulf Ingessunu #crackpot #magick #wingnut #racist

The 'Star Wars' films were based upon the battle between Light and Darkness, Order and Chaos, between the 'Empire' and the 'Republic'. The military leader is Daath Vader, whose name is based upon 'Daath' which is the reverse-side of the Cabalistic Tree of Life - the Shadow Realm. 'Vader' is the same as our own 'wate' or 'wod' meaning 'movement'. Daath Vader uses a form of 'physical magic' through the 'Light Sabre'; above him is the Emperor who is an Evil Sorcerer. He is a 'Hidden Power' that uses Dark Sorcery, and he is the ultimate power in the Dark Empire. We should keep this in mind because this is the structure that we face within the Dark Forces.

Is there anything the world’s worst Robin of Sherwood fanclub doesn’t apporopriate to their pathetic Nazi Sue fantasy?

Also, it’s the Dark and Light SIDES OF the Force, not the “Dark Force” and the “Light Force”. This is an important distinction that I am not at all surprised that you would not get.

Also, lightsabres are not “physical magic”, they are technological in nature. It’s just that, due to their lethality and exotic properties, if you try to use a lightsabre without extensive training and the paranormal abilities of a Force sensitive (or undergoing radical cybernetic reconstruction specifically for this purpose like General Grievious), you most likely would plasmaslice yourself to pieces before you even have time to be cut down by the blaster shots you failed to deflect.

Also, I would have expected you to root for the Dark Side, considering how blatantly the Galactic Empire is Nazis IN SPACE! and especially considering how the actual philosophy of the Sith is very heavily drawn from Fascist thought, being all about the Will to Power and Survivsl of the Fittest.

Various Incels #psycho

Such wonderful people. I have no idea why they are still single. Must be their mediocre penis size. What a tragedy that they are doomed to be forever alone.

Go back to hell!

Adunaiii #racist #moonbat #psycho

Brian Niemeier #conspiracy #wingnut

CTBusters #quack #magick #mammon

The quantum effects observed from these devices are difficult to explain within the context of third-dimension science.

In layman’s terms: They do nothing.

armis #crackpot #psycho #sexist

So it's clear why all scientists and great leaders were male non-chads

You fail history forever. And that’s even before we get to the part where you pick the Gröfaz as an example of a great leader.

Magenta Pixie #conspiracy #crackpot #magick

David J. Stewart #conspiracy

which infected the entire planet virtually overnight,

Yes, this is what this kind of disease is perfect at!

The Centers For Disease Control And Prevention (CDC) is careful to specify that its mortality graphs combine deaths from Pneumonia with flu-like symptoms, deaths from Influenza (seasonal flu), and deaths from COVID-19. They call that combination “Deaths due to PIC.” You can read all about how the ungodly controlled media have fabricated a public panic, by artificially hyping infection numbers through so-called "testing," which is a blatant false flag operation. Just as I suspected, the CDC are including deaths from the seasonal flu (Influenza) in their infection numbers for COVID-19. That is extremely dishonest!

:facepalm:

the ungodly controlled media have fabricated a public panic, by artificially hyping infection numbers through so-called "testing," which is a blatant false flag operation.

How so? A false flag operation is committing heinous acts while pretending to be agents of another side to defame, and possibly even justify your planned atrocities against, said side. I do not see how this would apply to the conspiracy you are alleging. Are you just throwing around random conspiracy theory buzzwords with no regards to their meaning?

Did you know that in 2017 to 2019 there were nearly 100,000 deaths in the United States just from the common flu alone? That is correct!
[…]
The preceding statistics from the CDC show that tens of thousands of people die EACH YEAR in the United States from virus infections, just from the common flu. Yet, why all of a sudden in 2020 are these deaths being hypes, sensationalized, and used to lockdown America?

Why is this the conclusion they draw from this? Why do they not realise the actual conclusion - that ubiquituous influenza is not actually quite the triviality it is commonly regarded as?

@checkmate #65467

It is also “obvious” to you that the universe was created in 6 days about 3500 years ago

Actually. DJS is an Old Earth Creationist who believes that Young Earth Creationism is heresy.

CrackingYs #psycho #sexist

YES! YES, THEY ARE! IT IS A SELF-EVIDENT FACT OF EVERY DAY LIFE! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO DENY?!

RJJensen #racist

Whites and Hispanics did not riot.

And all those lynchings whites performed over the decades don’t count as “race riots” because reasons, don’t they?

BetaMale69 #racist #conspiracy

<@Why?> #65381
Obama, I presume. Also, they will claim that George Soros only faked his death but in reality ascended to his final form to secretly rule the world as a Lich-Lord/CyberGod/Daemon Prince of Tzeentch/nightmare spirit haunting humsn psychospace/whatever… FOREVER!

mänline #racist #crackpot

One thing which was hard to believe - I, unfortunately, don't want to watch the whole thing again to find the time stamp - was from Zuckerberg, who said that "white supremacy" is in the same category as terrorism (censored, deleted).
I only thought: "what": One is a racist ideology in the head of some (many?) people (or some leftist would maybe even say the constitution of the USA), the other is a murderous threat to the life of other humans. And of course: Nobody sees a problem in this.

They are both in the category of “extremely evil and harmful doctrines”.