DarkPhoenix

@DarkPhoenix

Congratulations, Sharif, not only are you a dumbass, but you’re the kind of dumbass billionaires absolutely LOVE. Because you seem to think they contribute something to society that everyone else does not, when all they actually contribute is greed.

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex

Our Country, and indeed the World, will soon see the great miracle of what the Trump Administration has accomplished.

I fail to see how getting 300,000 Americans killed is a great miracle…

As for the vaccines, you might have a case if you, you know, had ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING…

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

Rob Smith (Conservapedia) #crackpot

In a nutshell
Depending on whichever conspiracy you want to believe in, here are all the ridiculous theories compiled...

Coronavirus is an American biological weapon
Coronavirus is a Chinese chemical weapon
Coronavirus is caused by 5G towers
Coronavirus is caused by Bill Gates to put a microchip in you
Coronavirus is caused by Bill Gates to sell you vaccines
Coronavirus isn’t real
Coronavirus is just another flu
Coronavirus is trying to keep the masses obeying the government
Coronavirus is being made to kill off the elderly
Coronavirus is made to kill the poor
Coronavirus is manufactured to make the rich richer and the poor poorer
Doctors have been silenced to show that Coronavirus is fake
There is a new world order
It's a plandemic

(My comments: LOL! Although they forgot “Covid was created to hurt the Presidency of Donald J. Trump, who was doing a GREAT JOB before the Covid hoax ruined everything!” ’Cause, you know, the rest of the world is a hoax too…)

Dave Daubenmire and other Christians #fundie #crackpot #racist

<@Why?> #70298

Dave is an ex-football coach who now claims to be a “Prophet for God” (and interestingly enough, God wants Donald Trump to be Dictator for Life). It probably seems familiar because this is not the first time Dave’s made an appearance here.

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #god-complex

@SpukiKitty #70301

Because he’s such a narcissist he sees everything as how it effects HIM. It’s okay for him to stiff other people, but no one’s supposed to stiff HIM! It’s not fair!

The Donald #psycho

And he just pardoned another 26 individuals, including Paul Manafort, Roger Stone and Jared’s old man. So yeah, I’d say at this point anyone convicted of anything related to Trump-Russia has gotten a pardon from Donald. But remember, he didn’t do anything…

Vox Day #sexist #fundie #wingnut

I missed the part where you’re not a true Christian unless you worship Donald J. Trump…

Isn’t that idolatry? You know, COMMANDMENT NUMBER ONE?

Bradford C. Walker #wingnut

Trump read and mastered The Art of War.

Trump couldn’t read and master the kid’s menu at McDonalds…

David Chase Taylor #conspiracy #crackpot

Although only conjecture, it appears that the rockets in question are armed with a Payload (Warhead) of Liquid Nitroglycerin

Uhhh… I’d be surprised of a rocket with a head of Nitro managed to make it out of the silo intact…

Jenna Ellis #wingnut

Hey, it’s Lying Lawyer #3! Pretty amazing that every lawyer on Trump’s crack legal team has a history of blatant lying…

Then again, so does he.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Did we accidentally get a broadcast from an alternate universe? Because the level of WRONGNESS in this comment is off the charts…

What I find hilarious, though, is that the coward doesn’t allow comments. What’s wrong, Ben? Afraid that one of your readers might not agree with the absolute insanity that is your worldview? Need a “safe space”?

Erin O'Toole #crackpot #pratt

Conservapedia #fundie #homophobia

I laugh at most of the criticism of Hazbin Hotel, to be honest. “There’s swearing and violence and drugs everywhere; it’s awful!”

It’s HELL. Depicting Hell as a cesspool isn’t exactly the most original idea ever, but you’d think no one ever thought of it based on the comments of some of the people who criticize it…

Geoffrey Grider #conspiracy #quack #fundie #wingnut

Gaia Staff #crackpot #conspiracy

The creature is described as having a pale white, human-like figure with a torso, appendages, and fingers like ours, but with a mermaid-esque tail. It is also described as having minimal facial features with a small slitted mouth and two vacuous eyes.

First of all, it’s Ningyo. If you’re going to use myths from other cultures, at least spell them right. Second, the Japanese Ningyo myth doesn’t match that of the Western mermaid…

Johnny Johnston #racist #wingnut

@Skyknight #67996

I don’t think there’s a type of music created in the 20th century that wasn’t at least partially inspired by African music…

DickDickstein #wingnut #pratt

@Yutolia #67845

And yet, the cities Trump’s team targeted, claiming massive voter fraud, were all majority Black cities…

President-Reject Donald Trump #pratt #conspiracy

Rick Wiles #wingnut #psycho

@Bastethotep #67039

Yeah, that’s why the MAGAts are celebrating this bullshit. Because they want to WATCH.

Fiers_Zeth #racist

Though I have a hard time believing it would have been done on the basis that Indigenous parents are more likely to abuse their kids - but rather that the kids that were taken away were, in fact, being abused.

And you would be wrong, because that’s exactly what the Canadian government did; invent bullshit reasons to take Native American children away from their parents so they could “erase the savage” by raising them as white children…

Viktor Orbán, Prime Minister of Hungary #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #fundie

Senator Marco Rubio (FL-R) #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Creativerealms #66476

Rubio’s Republican Party know their audience. And their audience is a bunch of anti-education morons.

President-Reject Donald Trump #conspiracy #pratt

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #god-complex

<@Why?> #65759

They’re going to be talking about this Presidency for years, probably starting with “And we thought Nixon was corrupt…”

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

ABC/WaPo had me down 17 points in Wisconsin, the day before the election, and I WON!

Yep, you sure did win Wisconsin…

https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/wisconsin/

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Well then where are they, Wayne? The GOP has a hotline for reporting “voter fraud”, but the best they can come up with is a pedophile claiming he saw voter fraud in Philadelphia despite being from New Jersey?

Candace Owens #wingnut

Steve Bannon #wingnut

You actually cut out the part where Steve insists that Trump should have both Christopher Wray and Dr. Fauci beheaded and then have their heads stuck on pikes outside the White House to show “what happens to those who challenge Donald Trump”. And no, he wasn’t fucking kidding.

Cornfed223 #psycho #wingnut

Yeah, we’ve established you all want an excuse to murder people…

But fucking “communist revolution”? The fuck?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

You can’t even prove that IS Hunter Biden’s laptop. But please, keep telling us about all the child porn on it, because apparently what you idiots all miss about this is that if there IS child porn on those laptops, then Rudy Guiliani has been in possession of CP for MONTHS…

Allen West, Chairman of the Republican Party of Texas #wingnut #conspiracy

Fraternal Order of Police #psycho

<@Why?> #62862

It’s actually worse than that; she took a wrong turn, realized she was near a protest, attempted to turn around and go back… and like 30 cops dogpiled her car, broke all of her windows, dragged her out by force, threw her to the ground and beat the shit out of her with billy clubs. Along with her teenage cousin. Then they pulled her 2 year old out of the backseat so they could take a photo with him. THEN they put him back, ignoring the damned GLASS, and took everyone down to the station (the grandma came to pick up the 2 year old and said he was still in his carseat, COVERED IN FUCKING GLASS)…

American babe and Temujin Sy #wingnut #sexist

Vox Day #conspiracy

@Malingspann #62553

The quote’s real, but it’s dragged way the hell out of context:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/biden-admit-voter-fraud/

@Bastethotep #62557

Joe’s referring to the legal team his campaign has set up to challenge Donald Trump’s attempts to steal the election using the legal system.

Jared Taylor #racist

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Guys, he’s quoting the fucking Gateway Pundit as a “source”…

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-gateway-pundit/

In review, The Gateway Pundit demonstrates extreme right wing bias in story selection that always favors the right and denigrates the left. There is significant use of loaded emotional language in headlines such as this: President Trump RIPS INTO Peter Strzok After He’s Fired – Calls For Hillary ‘Sham Investigation’ to be ‘Properly Redone’. The Gateway Pundit is also fiercely dedicated to the promotion of Donald Trump. TGP always sources their information, but sometimes utilizes questionable sources such as Breitbart and Mike Cernovich, who both a have terrible track records with fact checkers.
The Gateway Pundit has published numerous false or conspiracy stories such as Hillary Clinton having a seizure, identifying an innocent person in the Las Vegas mass shooting and again identifying the wrong person after the motor vehicle homicide at the White Supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. Further, TGP claimed the “FBI received tips well in advance of the Florida school shooting and decided, for whatever reason, not to act.” Finally, based on publishing false information, TGP has faced lawsuits for defamation and damages to innocent individuals.

JonFreeman #wingnut

Hey, Q morons, how do you explain this? https://www.thedailybeast.com/federal-prosecution-of-child-sex-trafficking-significantly-declined-under-trump-administration-report-says

TRAC, a nonpartisan research institute at Syracuse University, has released a new report finding that federal prosecution of child sex trafficking cases has significantly declined since 2017, the year President Trump took office. This doesn’t mean incidents of child sex trafficking have gone done, but does indicate fewer are being criminally tried at the federal level. Comparing case rates over the last three presidential administrations, researchers found the number of cases prosecuted was higher during the Obama years compared to the present Trump administration. The percentage of child sex trafficking cases in which federal prosecutors decided to press criminal charges was also higher from 2009 to 2016 compared to the current Trump administration. Federal prosecutors have discretion over whether to accept referrals for federal criminal charges. TRAC’s findings poke holes in a key aspect of the QAnon conspiracy theory narrative, which posits that Trump is battling Democrats complicit in a worldwide satanic pedophile ring.

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #racist

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist

@Skide #61738

Unfortunately, your province seems to be as big a magnet for these types of morons as the Deep South…

Conservapedia #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

<@Why?> #61148

FBI disagrees with them, that’s why. According to the FBI, the biggest terrorist threat in the US today is white supremacists. Every time they say it, Trump and crew get PISSED.

psiandco #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #61047

People bring up Ivanka’s Chinese patents not because she has them (well, unless the discussion is hypocracy, but I digress), but because they’re patents for VOTING MACHINES…

Jack Ryanod #racist #sexist

You’re kidding, right? Ivanka looks like an ad for plastic surgery…

Péter Szijjártó & Zbigniew Rau #wingnut

I’m sure the report coming from Brussels is going to say what we all know but Hungary and Poland would really like to bury; that both countries have been going steadily more fascist over the last few years, and appear to be flirting with just going fascist outright…

Chuck Lowe #wingnut #crackpot

There are currently, no cases pending anywhere that in any way, threaten the ACA.

Yes, there fucking is. It’s pretty clear you didn’t bother to watch it, because the Dems made sure to mention it OVER AND OVER AGAIN; the SC is hearing a case from Republican Attorneys General insisting that the ACA is unconstitutional and should be struck down entirely, including pre-existing conditions. I know the Furhrer is busy pretending he’s not involved despite Bill Barr leading the charge, but really.

Of course ACB has a blank pad; she hasn’t answered a single question in three days. And she doesn’t have to, because the Republicans don’t care.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Chuck Lowe #wingnut #crackpot

@JeanP #60243

These idiots love Andrew Jackson for one and only one reason; he refused to abide by the orders of the Supreme Court, and declared himself the law. And they really, really want Donald Trump to do the same thing.