The_Crimson

@The_Crimson_Ghost

SubhumanAbomination #crackpot #sexist

Because women do no such thing, & you fucking know it. You’re just trying to convince yourself that the problem isn’t you, it’s everyone else. And as usual, you failed.

kikecel #psycho #sexist

Wait, I thought we were all drooling retards who need a big strong manly he-man (with a monster hog of course) to do everything for us. Isn’t that what these halfwits have been bleating about since…forever?

Can’t even keep their own ideology straight. Just like the religious morons.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

Says the reject!

Women are seeking a good deal as well, & are smart enough to see that they’re not getting it from Short Eyes.

I would never consider dating a guy with “christian” values, because that’s a huge red flag that he embraces everything I find repellent. It’s almost a shame that Short Eyes has no concept of compatibility, because if he did, the idiocy would cease & I wouldn’t be able to laugh at him. But since he’s proven that he never learns a damn thing, he continues to amuse me.

rocketnorton #homophobia #racist

Bishop Joseph Strickland #fundie

I don’t actually believe in it, but would it help if I said I was into Satanism?

Conservapedia #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Ya know, it would probably be much for easier for you imbeciles to accept that both things & people change, rather than constantly bleating about conspiracies.

Someone tell me why I need to “respect” these morons, when in reality they should be flushed into a huge septic tank along with the rest of humanity’s crap.

Gabriel Erb #fundie

Robert David Steele #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger #fundie

I thought Q had a better sense of humor than that, when he wasn’t screwing with Picard.

2 with a bullet #conspiracy #wingnut

Pig Vomit wrecked the country, raided the treasury & turned us into a bad joke. Does that answer your question?

And it’s been said that there is no such thing as a stupid question.

Judy Byington #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

What a fever dream! I’ve had some weird dreams too, but none of them ever involved insurrection, murder or the attempted theft of an entire nation’s government.

Half the time my dreams are totally random, the rest of the time they involve water, supermarkets or sexy times. The sexy ones are my favorite, especially when they feature male hotties, thumping tunes & primo cocktails.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

@Titania #79562

Cuffs would work but are nowhere near as satisfying as hearing the bones in her hands snap like celery. She could also wriggle out of them, especially if she was greased. No, I prefer breaking them. Along with every other bone in her body, particularly the neck.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

Gun worship is not a religion, you silly twat. Now get back to the altar & kiss that gun. And who told you about the word “egregiously”? That word is far too smart for the likes of you.

Someone must have bought her a thesaurus, & taken the time out to read the words to her, because we all know she didn’t come up with that on her own. See Spot Run is the closest thing to her comprehension level. That, & Do Not Use Hairdryer While in Bathtub.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

Like republican RRRRRRRRRRRats did back in 2016 with trans people in the bathroom of the gender they truly are? Don’t think we’ve forgotten that bullshit, you Plague Rat. Shut your stupid fucking face.

Why won’t someone break her damn fingers so she can’t tweet anymore? She’ll have to type using her feet.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

Up your ass, you worthless, pointy faced Plague RRRRRRRat. Go choke on some cheese & die so someone can toss your carcass into the backyard to be eaten by crows.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #fundie #transphobia

@ Spuki- Like all the other Plague RRRRRRRRRats, she excels at hypocrisy. Spitting out ridiculous conspiracies & manufactured moral outrage are among her many talents, in addition to the infuriating hypocrisy. Oh, & humiliating herself.

@ Niam2020-Would it help if you put that horse mask on her & pretended she was a literal horse?

Oh Q Spice…what is wrong with you?

I read last night that Lady Qtard is known to step out on her husband & bang guys at the local gym. How she’s able to pull that off I can’t say, given that she’s a bit equine looking & is clearly out of her skull. I think I read that somewhere on Raw Story, so make of it what you will.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

@Creativerealms #79349

Of course she wouldn’t; she’d somehow rationalize it away. She may be a profoundly stupid bitch, but one thing this Plague Rat does well is lie to herself. She lies to herself every time she tells herself that she’s an intelligent woman who can speak eloquently, truly belongs in congress & doesn’t deserve to be sealed in a capsule & launched into the sun.

Ugly_equals_Death #sexist #wingnut #fundie #racist

Most traditions are made to be broken.

Sex is only divine if you do it right-as in noisily & enthusiastically.

I value animals far more than 75% of humanity, & posts like this do nothing to change that position.

Lordgoro #god-complex

Various Editors #sexist #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

What an odd place to debut one’s creative writing assignment. Given it’s implausibility & overall poor writing, I grade this attempt F.

Gabriel Erb #fundie

Have these morons learned nothing from the constant failures of their past “movie” attempts? No one but the bible majini pay to watch that crap, so I can’t imagine why any of them believe this nonsense will do any better. Maybe it just needs to feature Nicholas Cage…or Kirk Cameron.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

@JeanP #79155

Kristi Noem is the governor of North Dakota, a sandy cesspool known for absolutely nothing but the Sturgis Bike Rally & exploding T Virus cases.

DeSantis is the idiot governor of Florida, which being the home of Florida Man, nothing else needs to be said.

The both of them are Pig Vomit loving Plague Rats whose incompetence is displayed by the minute.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #conspiracy

Well if it’s demonic, I completely support it.

BeamBrain #moonbat

David J. Stewart #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

I’m certain Short Eyes has been frustrated for much longer than 32 days. And once again, he proves himself to be the idiot that we all know him to be.

infinitedarkness #sexist

I can answer your question for you, you silly little brat. Because you’re an asshole, & it looks like you’re giving asexual people a bad name. Of course, I also question whether this is a genuine chick, because it sounds like an idiot LARPing badly as one.

I know that half of this stupid tantrum is about random hookups, but the bit at the end blows my mind. A woman who loves her man will do anything for him, & there is nothing on Earth hotter than seeing your partner contort & collapse in pleasure.

You call Mr. CG a rapist in my presence & I’ll gut you like a fish.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

Probably because the president is actually displaying leadership, you worthless Plague Rat. Go stick your pointy little head in a sewer pipe now.

@ Chloe-she also fudges her campaign expenses.

BummerDrummer #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Since white men keeping voting for the horrible policies that fuck them over as well, maybe that means that white men aren’t the superior geniuses they keep claiming to be.

Strider73 #fundie #psycho #conspiracy #wingnut

You want Dixie, you can have it. The rest of us in the Free States will move on without you, while you wallow in the 19th century.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut

Junkie the Hutt is finally dead & that’s one of the best things to happen all year.

Glock Spice should be hung from a flagpole-by her underwear, assuming she wears any & can put them on by herself. We hang her from a pole & leave her there.

Hopefully Uncle Joe tells her to fuck off.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

They were stating the obvious-Hawley is a massive piece of shit. And sugar, that’s nothing compared to what I call you.

domesticatedcunt #sexist

My instinct is to punch you in your goddamned face.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #78891

And praise the Horned One for that!

I’m sure a lot of right wing majini go through diapers themselves, some because they’re old, some are in terrible health & the rest shit themselves whenever they see or hear about a gay or interracial couple.

Andrew Anglin #sexist

@Passerby #78835

Who said they were disappointed in you? Tell me so I can slap them senseless for being unable to recognize good put downs when they hear/read them. I thought the soap jab was brilliant! Yes prison rape is disgusting but Andy here…he deserves it, & may even enjoy it should it ever happen. That’s how much I despise him & his orbiters or defenders.

The Rev. Steven Roland #conspiracy #fundie

I’d much prefer to star in my own private skin flicks, not watch them. Anyone who tries to take away my games will be promptly struck in the face with Mr. Crimson Ghost’s decorative katana.

You want profane? You’d shit yourself if you knew what I’m listening to.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut

@Zinnia #78733

Most of his demon spawn are relegated to podcasts, which is tricky for many of the old coots that are used to AM radio. It’s also an uphill battle since there are simply less hateful majini to pander to. They certainly still exist but are not being replaced fast enough to sustain the crackpot right wing disinformation machine. Pretty soon they’ll be back to the tried & true method of spreading the word-standing on a soapbox in Times Square with a cardboard sign proclaiming the End is Near.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Most likely. I’m just surprised she can actually read words comprised of more than 2 syllables, or that she would have had the foresight to place them there in an attempt to look smarter. That’s an odd move for the stupidest Plague RRRRRRRRRat in congress.

Gerald McDonald #fundie #pratt

That’s not how science, biology or genetics work. Thanks for giving us yet another example of just stupid religious people can truly be.

The only thing that smells rotten is the lutefisk.

Andrew Anglin #sexist

Because tampons are the same as knives. You suck at metaphors, Andy, but I bet there’s something else you would love to suck on…at. It’s ok, dude. No one will think less of you for being gay, but we will continue to think poorly of you for being a horrible, useless excuse of a person who deserves to be beaten with a large socket wrench.

I hope Andy is one day buried to death in a landslide of used tampons & maxis, along with copies of the Feminine Mystique.

thebanningmustend #conspiracy #wingnut

The same Alex Jones who has been chased off all social media, is being bankrupted & is generally held in the lowest regard possible? That Alex Jones? Sure thing, bro.

Let’s hope Alex Jones & Lady Q Tard Greene from the Peach State never meet & multiply. Their offspring would be a black hole of paranoid stupidity that would cause the universe to collapse.

EmpathicDesign #wingnut #psycho #sexist

Says the escaped abortion.

Shut your fucking mouth, you clueless little dipshit.

Theoryman #wingnut #psycho

Ashli killed herself. No one will miss her. She’ll quickly be forgotten by the Plague RRRRRRRRats who are now desperately trying to wiggle out of trouble while they try to save their own asses. Fuck her & fuck you.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut

Ppppppfffftttttt. I danced when I read that headline. That wretched sack of shit is finally room temperature & that was only one of the good things that went down on 02⁄17⁄2021. The other one was Pig Vomit’s husk of a failed casino in Atlantic City was finally blown to bits, much to NJ’s delight.

Junkie the Hutt wasted his time bitching about gender neutral bathrooms. Now his gravesite is about to become one. Drink up, folks!

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Good job, Colorado, in electing the Creature From the Black Lagoon to represent you in DC.

This Fucking Plague Rat. With that pointy chin & beady rodent eyes she really does look like a Rat, or a distant relative of Maria Shriver. And those shots of her sitting in front of her wall of sloppily stored guns tells you everything you need to know about this useless bitch. I was just surprised to see that there were books in the room.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

Various Editors #wingnut

Anything to maintain the delusion that they’re all winners who did not, in fact, back a colossal fucking loser. And storm the capital building in a pathetic, last ditch effort to maintain power.

I’m looking forward to March 4th.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

I literally facepalmed when I read this latest bit excreted by Glock Spice. Is she trying to prove me correct by blurting out some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever read?

Hopefully a frozen blade will fall off & flatten her like a bug on my windshield. That’s a tweet I’d gleefully read.

Satchidanand #crackpot #magick #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #homophobia #forced-birth

@Thraxas #78421

God is a bit of a prude, isn’t he. Which makes it even more odd that so many of his most devout fanboys are such immeasurable hypocrites that they lecture us about propriety but behind closed doors they crank up the buttplugs until the kids scream.

Ol’ Scratch may be a little sadistic but you gotta expect that stuff with Satan. And leather & spikes combined with screeching guitar solos & a wall of flaming amps are so much more fun than dour angels in white bathrobes with harps.