Timjer

@Timjer

nankingRoastie #crackpot #sexist #wingnut

Harvey weinstein did nothing wrong.

Oh, you wish to bring in the 'Did Nothing Wrong' meme? Alright, reading some of the posts here on FSTDT (and stuff in the news in general) can make me feel so misanthropic that I’m saying to myself “I now think that Thanos/Zamasu did nothing wrong”.

Seriously, I really want to believe that we humans are inherently good and worthy of existing. But douches like you seem utterly obsessed with proving me wrong, aren’t you? I swear, if I wasn’t a human myself I might not give us glorified apes the benefit of the doubt anymore…

Anon #quack #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

I can feel myself getting dumber

That’s ridiculous! You can hardly get any dumber (and still write) when you’re already this ungodly stupid.

C.T. #wingnut #racist

@Malingspann #98606

Calling both Hitler and Trump “uncle” somehow makes me think of the Followers of Nurgle from Warhammer 40k. They also tend to call the Chaos God of diseases, plagues, and despair “Uncle Nurgle”.

Yves de Mbella #sexist

…In the name of all that is sane and rational which thinking being would EVER consider that a good idea!?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #dunning-kruger

Chief Eagle Feather via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

Paul Kokoski #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #racist #conspiracy

The Bible tells us that Satan has the ability to "appear as an angel of light."

Pretty sure that’s because Satan/Lucifer was an actual angel before he rebelled(*). Makes sense that he still has his angelic powers, which can make him superior to all demons (hence why he rules them).

(*)And can you really blame him considering how much of an evil control freak his father is?

Never lose sight of the fact that God is your ultimate enemy. Attack God and all religion as something oppressive, hypocritical and evil. This is easily done by taking biblical quotes out of context to suit your own purpose and meaning.

So, in short, what you christian fundies do all the friggin’ time!?

Val Nek via Megan Rose #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

a base that is protected from energy weapons and other weapons that use a frequency to hack technology.

Kinetic Weapons Are Just Better and Magnetic Weapons. Your move, dumbass.

After all, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!

Stardust Studios #fundie

God’s son has been “coming back soon” for the last 2,000 years by now. Forgive me for not holding my breath…

Carlos That Notices Things #sexist #racist

Uh huh… Well, FYI, I am a western man and I feel bad that I still do not live with any woman, let alone a western one.

So, yeah, if you wish to be a virgin and/or are gay, fine by me. But don’t expect everyone else to want the same.

Archangel Michael via Sharon Stewart #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy #quack

John Branyan #crackpot #fundie #pratt

@Bastethotep #98126

As viruses show us, the distinction between life and “mere” organic chemistry is far muddier than one might think.

Makes sense. From what I learned about Viruses they don’t properly fit the common definition of “life” anyway, yet they aren’t inanimate either. Then again, isn’t it true that scientists still haven’t reached a consensus on how to properly define “life”?

It’s an interesting philosophical question, IMO, and makes one wonder, could fully-sapient Von Neumann machines (self-replicating machines) be considered “alive” without being organic even?

Dr James DeMeo #crackpot #magick #quack

He explains how the energy heals

Uhm, cosmic radiation is still just that, radiation. And that it’s harmful is one of the reasons space suits are bulky and insulated.

But if you insist on going on a spacewalk without a suit, be my guest. Who am I to stop an idiot from digging his own grave?

Seriously, lack of air isn’t the only thing that makes space dangerous. Lack of heat, plenty of radiation, highly lethal micrometeors, no external pressure… A human can survive less than 10 seconds without a suit while in space, so I heard.

Dennis Prager #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Look, Dennis, if you insist on being an absolute moron, fine. But at least have the decency not to spread your idiocy throughout the world like it was its own highly-infectious disease.

John Branyan #crackpot #fundie #pratt

Queen An-Ra via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Congrats! And I am the Immortal God-Emperor of the Galaxy (soon to be Universe) talking through Timjer. I am an absolute, almighty being that commands the greatest and most powerful armada in the known Universe! Commanding from my Death Star, I have fleets of hundreds of thousands of Star Destroyers and Star Dreadnoughts! All commanded and crewed by untold numbers of infinitely loyal androids! They will be the vanguard of my will as my fleet of World Devastators spread my influence throughout the stars, blacken the skies of every world, and bring order and peace to the cosmos!

Capitulate, Council of the Planetary InterGalactic Coalition, or you will be destroyed like all who opposed us. There is no place for racism you show towards Reptilians, Orions, and Anunaki in my universe.

…What, we’re not sharing our self-insert god-mode gary stu fanfics?

@TheKingOfRhye #97986

Obviously Erena Velazquez is a Mind Hive; multiple consciousnesses in the same body. And apparently, this allows for a loophole in the Planetary InterGalactic Coalition’s laws, that a single person claiming to be a Mind Hive can be their entire leading council with UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

Tim Pool #wingnut

Larry W. Wilson #fundie #wingnut #elitist

Lucifer will walk the earth, you say? looks at Tom Ellis Hmmm, I don’t think many people would take issue with that. And I’m not even into men!

Brian Niemeier #wingnut #fundie

I don’t subscribe to OnlyFans myself (I have other things to spend my money on). That being said, it’s good that they overturned their ban. Yeah, I know they did it because of pressure from the banks, but that just makes it even more hypocritical. Those banks want nothing to do with sexual content, yet they are probably utterly fine with helping corrupt corporate executives or domestic terrorists and other such crap get loans as long as it benefits them.

Gr8Believer #fundie

You know, for a supposed “great believer”, this dumbass certainly has a LOT of trouble believing anything that isn’t spoonfed to them by their holy book.

Arlo Calles #fundie #conspiracy

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #quack #conspiracy #wingnut

That’s fine and all, but when I think of a “godlike AI that controls numerous civilizations” I don’t actually think of the Borg (we’re not even sure if the Collective started out as an AI; it certainly seems not to consider itself such, if ST: Picard is to be believed), but rather more like VEGA/The Father (Doom Eternal) or the Catalyst (Mass Effect). Hell, maybe even Yggdrassil (Digimon), if it counts as an AI.

Besides, using humans as research subjects for diseases? Sounds more like something the Reapers (ME) would do using the Collectors as proxies than what the Borg would do. And, TBH, I find the Reapers more godlike and intimidating (and, dare I say, smarter) than the Borg.

Stephen Palmer #crackpot #wingnut

So StormTrumpers are like the Taliban? Well, at least this moron admits it… Though, sadly, he still doesn’t realize that’s not a good thing.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

Let me tell you something, Steven R. I’d MUCH rather fap and fantasize to my favorite hentai than be so sexually frustrated I’d instead endanger innocent altar boys by molesting them.

Not that you have done so, Steven, (afaik) but a LOT of sexually frustrated priests HAVE because they follow your insane creed.

Also, you think tentacle hentai is degenerate? It’s friggin’ vanilla compared to what’s out there!Things that’ll rot your fundie brain beyond recognition!

Also also, “sex is evil and I am horny”.

Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin #sexist #wingnut

In other words, if you fulfill your duties as a Christian Husband, and have a good relationship, then you're abusive.

If it looks like a duck, yells like a duck, beats his wife like a duck- Well, then it is ~~a duck~~ an abusive husband.

Fiyad #psycho

If a Pedo really cares about children, he should stay AWAY from them. Just like how an alcoholic should stay away from liquor cabinets and bars. If you know you can’t resist the temptation, then don’t tempt yourself to begin with.

Any pedo that willingly and knowingly takes jobs that involve young, defenseless children DESERVES to be castrated with a rusty spork! Pedos are inherently predators by nature, as the thing they desire are always defensless and innocent creatures who don’t know better.

Sally Fallon Morell #quack

Jim Bakker #fundie #quack

…If almighty god cannot hear you praying through a face mask, then methinks god needs a hearing aid. Understandable, at that age, but it does make me afraid god is also at the age to go senile. Maybe god could also use some prescription glasses, considering his aim is all over the place.

I mean, is this even supposed to be an actual argument, and not a parody?

Prince32 #homophobia

@SpukiKitty02 #97175

I still enjoy SW myself, even Disney SW. Clone Wars, Mandalorian, Rebels, Bad Batch, Rogue One, Fallen Order, Squadrons… All great SW works that Disney is responsible for. But the difference is they weren’t shameless cash grabs like the Sequels and were made by people who actually understand SW. And by people who work together to make sure everything stays consistent in the different media.

P.S.: Huh, didn’t know what about DJ’s name nor his hat. Still, he certainly was a memorable character who I’d like to have seen more of.

Arlo Calles #fundie #conspiracy

Typical fundie; “If MY holy book and MY headcanon contradict reality itself, then obviously reality is in the wrong!”. I mean, how narcissistic and arrogant can they be!? And then they dare act surprised and offended when nobody takes them seriously…

Dennis Prager #crackpot #wingnut

Making a two-year-old wear a MAGA hat will go down as comparable to the Salem Witch Trials. But the people who did the Salem Witch Trials recanted and apologized very shortly thereafter. The people who want your two-year-old to wear a MAGA hat don't apologize; they...double down. So...we are watching the ascent of the irrational. Watching Americans obey this, without question, has been one of the most depressing experiences of my life.

There, fixed it for ya.

Prince32 #homophobia

@Spacewyrm #97147

My thoughts exactly. It’s why I cannot like TFA that much, it’s just a blatant carbon-copy/disguised reboot of ANH. It’s not smart, it’s just being creativily bankrupt!

And worst of all, it completely ruined the time period after RotJ, making it far more difficult to write decent stories happening in that period.

Netzachcel #crackpot #sexist

Assuming the OP is talking about the Monster Girl Encyclopedia (…What?), then he seems to be conveniently ignoring that while the very horny Monster Girls don’t care about a man’s appearance they still care if you’re a decent enough human being who is capable of love and wouldn’t be a threat to them and fellow human beings.

So, yeah, I think you egotistical douchecels who fantasize about school shootings would still be miserable & alone even then.

Also, I have to stress that as a Monster Girl conoisseur myself, I feel like I should strongly distance myself from the Incel collective. Just because we have some weird sexual fantasies does not make us all psychopaths like them.

C.T. #fundie #racist #psycho

As repulsive as it is, even spiders and we have a common ancestor

So? I, for one, am rather fond of spiders and try hard not to kill them whenever I find them inside my house (instead I carefully try to deposit them back outside). As long as it’s not a tarantula trying to kill me, I actually find them interesting and useful creatures, and they certainly deserve life more than the OP does.

Galactic Command Interstellar Fleet/Tinirol via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

@Sophie #97002

Well, of course he has! He likely also has played DDLC over a dozen times and scoured the internet looking for coutnless DDLC fanfics and fanart! All for research, of course, so he would know what to stear his flock away from.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

@Creativerealms #97005

True, but somehow I think that even if an American company were to make a biblically-accurate game (and a decent one with good graphics, acting, & gameplay) they’d still complain that it would “disrespect god” and is not “family friendly”. Despite the fact that the bible is not necessarily a child-friendly fairy tale by itself.

My point is primarily that you just can’t please some people because they keep moving the goalposts.

the Christian alliance feel similar to stories in Greek mythology. Humans are pretty much just playthings to the whims of Gods and Monsters.

I mean, isn’t that what the Old Testament is about in the first place? That all humans are vermin cowering at the feet of YHWH’s whims and Satan’s rebellion, trying desparatly not to get squashed? I’d rather live in Greek or Norse myths than in Old Testament myths. At least in the former the world is still awesome and full of adventure, and the gods can be nice once in a while.

Andrew Anglin #sexist #wingnut #racist

Well, at least Andy here admits that he and the conservative americans are not much different from the Taliban… The sad thing is he thinks that it’s a good thing.

Just die already, Andrew.

Prince32 #homophobia

@SpukiKitty02 #96891

IMO, the problem with Ep. 9 specifically was that Disney tried to please too many people at once after the reception of the previous ones. Of course, as anyone with a brain can tell you, try to please everyone and you end up pleasing no one.

But yeah, Finns “story arc” was criminally underused in the sequels, I fully agree.

If you want my opinion, the sequels had some good ideas, but ultimatly failed in properly executing almost any of them. I have my own ideas on how they could/should have been made from the beginning. And while I wish I was overflowing with talent to turn them into an epic fanfic, it sadly still wouldn’t be able to salvage the reputation…

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

there are people who are “in love” with this fictional […] anime girl who denies the divinity of Christ. There are large body pillows, stuffed dolls, bed sheets, and “Oppai” mousepads depicting her with large breasts, among other things that those who are are so ensnared of her will buy.

Well, yes. Welcome to weeb world, where such things are not just common, but expected even. What’s so newsworthy about this anyway? And while I admit I don’t have such mousepads (all hail oppai!) or body pillows, I, like all proud weebs, do have an extensive list of waifus(*) that I care more about than your precious god. And I am not afraid to admit that!

(*)From anime/manga/jrpgs alone, I have One Piece waifus, Bleach waifus, Digimon waifus, Dragon Ball waifus, Persona waifus…

Waifus, waifus everywhere! …And husbandos for people with other preferences, of course.

Ahem, but in all seriousness, what is wrong with feeling attracted to someone? Real or fictional or anywhere in between, isn’t god supposed to be love incarnate? Thus isn’t denying those feelings of love truly rejecting god? And is god’s ego truly so fragile that mortals loving each other instead of constantly worshipping him to devastating to him?

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #96971

You know, it’s funny. People like Steven R. and Paul Bury and such always complain that video games are not “christian enough”. But when games such as Doom or Darksiders or DMC or Bayonetta come out, all clearly inspired by Christian mythology in various ways, they complain that said games are “anti-christian” and not “family friendly”…

Make of that what you will.

Socrates #crackpot #racist #homophobia #transphobia #elitist #wingnut

<@Dr.Weird> #96853

Human Blights:
Gourmands
Fat Shamers

Uhm, I sure hope you mean gourmands as in “gluttonous overeaters”, not just people who can enjoy good food. Because that makes me a bit of a gourmand…

And, no offense, while I am not a fat shamer, I sure hope you don’t consider me one because I consider obesity an actual illness that too many people have.

Hyacinth #psycho #transphobia

Yes, making a scene over a dumb piece of paper that asks a legitimate question(*) is stupid and makes your side look bad. But I still don’t see how that means the person in question needs to be operated upon without anesthesia…

(*)No matter what you self-identify as, I’m pretty sure medication and diseases and such only care about what your biological sex is…

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

MEYER #conspiracy #crackpot

I assume MEYER here is talking about a vaccine?

Well then, if you don’t want your kids to die, THEN WHY DID YOU LEGALLY TRY TO PREVENT THEM FROM GETTING MEDICAL AID?!!!!

I’m happy your kids are adults now that do not listen to you, because you’re batshit crazy and lethal!!

Human Blights:
people who eat sushi
people who believe in global warming
people who don’t carry a pocket knife
people who correct your grammar

…Well, f*ck you too then!