ChurchyLaFemme

@ChurchyLaFemme

AndrewC #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

I assume you mean the early morning hours in Israel, which means we’ll hear about it on the evening news of the 23rd in the US. Can we expect to hear how you about your slight “miscalculation” when nothing happens? Protip: never be too specific in your predictions, especially if they’re in the near future.

Cesar Marinilli #racist #crackpot

It’s the Amerindians own fault they were mistreated, because they were here on our land before we got here.

Oklahoma State Rep. Justin Humphrey (R) #racist

Because white citizens are not involved with gangs or the drug trade. I wonder if he considers the Proud Boys and others that participated in January 6 to be terrorists. My guess is not.

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

Trump can’t do anything in 2024 unless he stages another coup. The election isn’t until November, and even if he is elected, he won’t be inaugurated until January 2025. All he can do in 2024 is continue his broken record screed about how he’s a victim, it’s a witch-hunt, everyone is picking on him and they’re psychotic anyway, etc. etc. etc. He should just make a definitive recording of his speech to be shown at rallies, and then he can spend the time golfing, which is all he really wants to do anyway.

Rep. Beth Lear #fundie #transphobia #psycho

Unfortunately for your argument, the USA is not a theocracy, and laws are not supposed to be based on your holy book.

Ray Comfort #dunning-kruger #fundie #kinkshaming

Ray can you be brutally honest with me? What percentage of your income do you give to groups that work with the poor, the unhoused and uninsured? How do you justify God allowing war, famine and disease to exist? What verifiable and repeatable evidence can you provide that God exists?

Scott Lively #conspiracy #homophobia #fundie

our country is so morally disease-ridden and crawling with parasites of every kind we may not survive.

You’re absolutely correct, and most of them worship at the Church of Trump, which is why we must all vote blue in November.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

Since we know Jesus wasn’t born at the Winter Solstice, since “shepherds watch their flocks by night” only in the spring when the new lambs are born, and since parthenogenesis (virgin birth) can only produce females (XX) I’m not surprised that it’s not mentioned.

If you’d bother to spend 10 minutes researching the history of Christmas, you’d realize virtually everything connected to the celebration is stolen from earlier, non-Christian traditions.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Our FAILING NATION is now becoming a BANANA REPUBLIC.

And you’re trying your hardest to become its new strongman. Oh, right, you’ll only be a dictator on Day One, and then calmly return to the rule of law.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Citizen_Justin #183629

Facts have never mattered to Donald J. Trump or his acolytes.

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Ken Ham #fundie

Oh, please, Ken. There are so many contradictions in the Bible it’s ridiculous.

Why are there two orders of creation in Genesis?
Where did Cain find his wife?
How many people went to the Tomb on Easter morning and what did they find?

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Albin Sadar #wingnut #conspiracy

How many times do you morons need to be told that Pelosi had no legal right to call up the National Guard? The DC National Guard was under the command of Donald J. Trump and only Trump could order them out, just as only governors can call out state National Guard troops. Pelosi and Pence both asked for help from the NG, but someone who shall remain DJT refused.

Patriots don’t break into buildings and attempt to disrupt legal proceedings. Insurrectionists do. Traitors do. Not patriots.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

From what I’ve seen, all they’re doing is using video from your speeches. No need to make anything up – your own words destroy your claims.

Ken Ham #fundie

So, tell us Ken, where did Cain get his wife? Was Eve’s anatomy changed after the Fall, when God told her she would bear children in pain? If it wasn’t, that must mean God knew she would sin. Why are there two accounts of creation in Genesis? Does the Ark Encounter show where on the Ark Noah stored all the food necessary for the animals?

So many questions, so few answers.

Ken Ham #fundie

Unfortunately for you and your fellow fundies, thanks to the internet today’s youth are able to immediately see the disconnect between what Christ preached and what his followers do. Like the mansions and private planes that televangelists insist they need. Like the distaste so many conservative have for feeding the poor, healing the sick and homeless. The number of priests, ministers and other “christians” who sexually abuse others of their generation.

I’m reminded of the Lenny Bruce bit where Jesus and Moses show up at a service in New York’s St. Patrick’s Cathedral, and the priest panics on the phone to Rome.

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Anonymous/Eric Karlstrom #racist #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Well, it’s the fault of Christians that Jews are so prominent in the banking industry. For most of the Middle Ages and beyond, the Church did not allow Christians to charge interest on loans. As a result, very few Christians were willing to loan money, since there would be no benefit to them. Jews, on the other hand, had no such restriction. So, Christian nobility, even Kings and churches, would go to the Jews to borrow money when needed.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

I’ve always found it strange that in some professions, notably politics and religion, the wife is considered to be an unpaid assistant to the man. Jill Biden is a welcome exception, continuing in her own profession. Melania ignored any First Lady “duties” or screwed them up. In that regard, I admire both of them for refusing to become their husband’s +1.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

So when Florida comes knocking to ask about MAL’s value, you’ll happily write a check for the property taxes due on an $1B estate, with back taxes, penalties and interest, without complaining, right?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Ken Ham #fundie

Genesis is Old Testament, not Christian.

I always get a kick out of the fundie claim that God changed humans at some point: after Eve’s “sin” God changed her anatomy so that childbirth would be painful and difficult; at some point after Adam and Eve, God changed humans so that incest became a genetic problem; after Noah, God changed humans so they could eat meat.

Evidently God’s creation of man in His image, after His likeness, needed a few upgrades in the early days.

Kaisar #fundie #homophobia #forced-birth #racist

I assume when he refers to “Heritage Americans” s/he is referring to WASPs whose ancestors got here before 1776, or at least before 1850.

Wayne Garrahan #wingnut

Wayne, are you paying $90 for turkeys, too? Most of us do our own shopping and are fully aware that your claims are ridiculous. All we have to do is look at our receipt.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@JM1234 #182875

Well, that’s why he wants the government to shut down news channels that don’t show him the proper respect. They keep reporting on the things that he said and did, and that’s just not acceptable!

amycombsbaker514davidhancock5529, davidhancock5529 #conspiracy

Of course they’re watching you through your phone and tv. Why do you think all those newscasters end their show with “We’ll see you tomorrow?”

Ian Connolly #racist #crackpot

The Indians were wrong for being on our land before we got here. They didn’t understand that they were just holding it for us. /s

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

President Trump will be elected for a third time.
But Marge, that would be unconstitutional, since it states a President can only be elected twice.

the people who put our country through hell will be held accountable.

Only fascist dictators threaten those who disagree with them. Nice to clarify where you stand, though.

Chad Felix Greene #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

They strut out on stage and without a moment of hesitation or shame, unleash epic poems of intentionally offensive obscenity, all with a smile and a sense of style no audience can resist.

You seem to be very familiar with the content of drag shows, so I can only assume you attend them regularly. Or maybe you’re just looking for ideas to use in your own act.

Ken Ham #fundie

It’s almost worth believing in a god to imagine Ken Ham arriving at the Pearly Gates and hearing, “I’m sorry, you completely misinterpreted what I said. The best we can offer is a seat over there, where you can watch the True Believers enter.”

Glenn Beck and other Conspiracy Theorists #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick #quack #wingnut

Elijah Schaffer and “Australian Talk” #racist #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

You need to do more historical research, as communism, as a political theory, has never been illegal in the US. The Communist Party of the United States was made illegal in 1954, but that’s entirely different from what you said.

James Comer #wingnut

Your own witnesses today said they didn’t see any evidence of corruption. If you can’t believe them, who can you believe?

Indian in the Machine #ufo #magick #conspiracy

If humanity as a species must do this, does that mean if even one person disagrees then we’re doomed? Or is it a majority vote kind of thing?

Also, how is the Creator supposed to help by “bringing in the calvary,” the place where Jesus was crucified? Or do you mean cavalry, as in mounted forces, and are too uneducated to know the difference?

Joe Wasp #racist #conspiracy #fundie

So I’m assuming you’re one of those who hate Obama for being President-while-black.

the_fuzzy_weasel #biphobia #enbyphobia #homophobia #interphobia #transphobia #wingnut

If you don’t care what people do in their own homes, why do you spend so much time thinking about it? Do you also object to the riotous parades on March 17th every year, or dying the Chicago River green? How about when a major supposedly Christian celebration is shoved down our throats every year through all of November and December?

Pride Month is about marketing as much as celebration of a subgroup of humanity. Just like when Subaru started marketing to lesbians when it discovered that the Outback was their preferred vehicle.

Kagman #fundie #psycho

You know you have Mohammedans living in your city, don’t you? How long do you plan to live in your bomb shelter when the nukes strike them and what kind of world do you expect the see when you finally come out?

@DavidVance , @spunkybunk & @JImLaheySunnyVl #homophobia #transphobia

Drag queens are men, so where would they put the dildoes? Also, they work to keep their penises from destroying the lines of their dresses, so why would they add dildoes? It’s obvious you’ve never seen a drag show.

Michael Knowles #wingnut #psycho #crackpot

Frosty Woolridge #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

So how can we, as remnant Christ-followers — (and by remnant, I mean there are really only a very, very FEW who can even rightly claim the name of Christ) — how can we have OUR voices heard?

Yeah, I remember reading about Jesus saying, “persecute those who are different,” and “shun anyone who doesn’t follow My rules as you interpret them.” Strange how I can’t find anything in Jesus’ reported sayings where He mentions same-sex relationships. Of course, as a 30-year-old single man, who travelled around with 12 other unmarried men, who knows?

Love your neighbor as yourself; maybe try it sometime.

Candace Owens #sexist #wingnut

Candace, you need to shut up and get back home: cooking, cleaning and fucking for your husband, where you’re supposed to be. The fact that you’re allowed to speak in public, much less on the internet, is abhorrent to all right-thinking men. What makes you think anyone should be listening to the opinions of any woman? We certainly didn’t have to put up with these legions of uppity women 150 years ago, and we need to get back to that Golden Age. /s

@PatriotDave5 #conspiracy #wingnut

Since the government was clever enough to built 1,000 camps without anyone noticing or photographing them after all this time, I suspect they’re clever enough to defeat any countermeasures you might come up with.

Syynx #wingnut #transphobia

OMG!!! If I can’t play any new video games, whatever shall I do to fill my empty days? I don’t understand how people even survived back in the dark ages of the 1970s before video games were developed.

QAnon Believers #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Chloe #161412

No, that’s their point. They believe Bragg does not have evidence and a legal case against tRump, so this will actually give them precedent allowing them to arrest people without that pesky evidence requirement.

Vic Biorseth #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it: anyone who isn’t a member of version of the Christian cult is evil. Stop jerking off to the idea of forcing everyone else to live according to your rules. Just hope some other cult version doesn’t get the control you fantasize about.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Meanwhile, rational people, most of whom have no desire to “be famous,” go weeks or even months without thinking about Kanye West or what he says.

James Red Pills America #wingnut #conspiracy

You lot keep claiming the Biden Investigation is imminent, but for some reason never mention what will be investigated. We’ve known for years what tRump was being investigated for, in at least three jurisdictions. Can’t you come up with even one supposed crime that Biden has committed? I mean, something other than that stupid Hunter laptop story, since Hunter was never part of any administration.

Kathy Schroeder #fundie

[Koresh]claimed he was the second coming of Christ….[Kathy Schroeder] says: “Every single one of us was married to David because David was our Christ giving us the truths from God.

Strange that in the Bible there’s no proof that Jesus married or had sex with any woman, but in “His second coming” Koresh had sex with every one of his female followers. Guess he was just making up for all that he missed the first time around, huh? Why is it that every cult leader I read about has sex with his followers as part of their message?

Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin #conspiracy #transphobia

tell the children that if they feel confused they need to mutilate their reproductive organs.

I don’t suppose you have any proof of this, do you? Because in all the instances I’ve seen or heard about of men dressed as women at library story hours for children, all they do is read and act out stories. I know one children’s librarian (a woman, if it matters to you) who would regularly dress up in costume for her story hours. The kids and parents loved it, and were eager to attend just to see how her costume related to the stories she read. I can only deduce that you’ve never attended or brought your children to any library story hour.