Celeste - a platformer which gives gender-confused people unrealistic power fantasies (such as the ability to double jump, which they do not naturally possess).
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“such as the ability to double jump, which they do not naturally possess”
And does Super Mario get points off for falsely giving hope to Italians that they can also double jump, or that a career in plumbing will let them travel through tunnels and save princesses?
Though, joking aside, I do like the phrasing of "that they do not naturally possess." Is there something you can buy to give you an unnatural double jump? Does Conservapedia think people will sell their souls, not for fame, wealth, or pleasurable company, but for the ability to double jump? Inquiring minds want to know.
Context: Celeste is an indie platformer game, with a storyline about an abstract personal transformation journey. The creator eventually came out as trans woman (and apparently, was not aware of it until the game was nearly finished), and added a bit of blink-and-you’ll-miss it stuff to the ending which hints that the main character, Madeline, might be transgender, despite no indication of such otherwise existing in-game. This has nevertheless resulted in Celeste being considered the “trans game” and spawned a bunch of silly and deliberately ridiculous jokes like “trans people can learn to double-jump”. Still dumb on Conservapedia’s part, on about the level of “kids are doing the tide pod challenge”.
a platformer
Nary 24 hours ago a game by those who pioneered another genre of videogame - the First Person Shooter - was… well, released is the understatement of the year: but unleashed . Yet, previous versions of such had double jumping too via footwear enhancements, and on more than just platforms in a 3D setting. But that fact is the least of your problems. Certainly how in the 2nd DLC of the previous game, God is killed.
id Software - via references to “Quake” and how that was inspired by the works of a certain horror author. Certainly what happens at the end of that game - have succeeded in pissing off so many HP Lovecraft fans with what happens here in “DOOM: The Dark Ages”.
But hey, nearly a decade ago id pissed off MAGAtards with just adverts for “Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus” so they must be doing something right. And not just them: anti-’Woke’tards too. Certainly with the fact that one of the good guys in their newest id Tech 8-fest is a black man.
One of the Sentinels’ commanders - and one of the Slayer-aiding heroes of this scenario - is a woman: and she possesses great power.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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