Call me cis to my face and see what happens!
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Well, there are only three real options.
1. Nothing
1 or 2 are most likely, 3 would be thr most hilarious but also the saddest.
What is the acronym of the Co-operative Insurance Society, OP?
You can do less than fuck all because (check one):
[ ] Every second you’re not on the next flight to any UK airport, what happens is you admit to being that acronym
[ ] Not long after your doing the above and making good on your ‘threat’, what happens is you’re handcuffed then said to you the following words ‘You are under arrest. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned, something which you later rely on in court. Anything you say may be given in evidence. Do you understand?’ by officers of His Majesty’s Constabulary: and probably words to that effect by officers of His Majesty’s Royal Canadian Mounted Police if the geographical reverse was true
Choose wisely.
“Call me cis to my face and see what happens!”
Sure I will if I get a chance. Always a funny time to see a mentally ill, malnourished, post-comatose prescription addict try to tackle a healthy adult.
Prediction: He takes to his Twitter feed (gotta put that $8 to good use!) and whines to his alpha chad fanbase of barely literate late-thirty-something dudebros (“Nuh-uh, you totally peaked in high school, man!") about how some totally not-cute transperson, who absolutely did not make Jordan question some things about himself, was mean to him, by mere dint of their existing where he could see them!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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