TRUMPZILLA: They tried to assassinate him. They tried to bankrupt him. They tried to imprison him on false charges. Fake media slandered & demonized him. The polls are fake. Yet here he stands attracting 100,000 fans at rallies in PA and even in California...and wait until you see Madison Square Garden scene in NY!
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Gorilla became an official Japanese citizen in 2015. So if that's Trump, as a holder of foreign citizenship he is therefore ineligible to be president.
Also, pretty sure giant radioactive undersea lizards don't count as native-born Americans.
“TRUMPZILLA: They tried to assassinate him”
Pretty sure ‘they’ have access to actual snipers rather than disaffected conservatives.
“They tried to bankrupt him”
He’s cried bankrupt several times to duck his creditors.
“They tried to imprison him on false charges.”
Then why didn’t ‘they’ rig the charges with an unsympathetic judge?
“Fake media slandered & demonized him.”
The media is leaning over backwards to keep him competitive in the race.
"The polls are fake”
I’ll agree with that. harris is doing MUCH better among a generation that doesn’t answer phone numbers they don’t recognize.
"Yet here he stands attracting 100,000 fans at rallies in PA and even in California...”
He’s always lived for people shouting his name. And failed them. Miserably.
“and wait until you see Madison Square Garden scene in NY!”
If he’s in such good position, why is he conspiring with Musk to commit election interference?
Yet here he stands attracting 100,000 fans at rallies in PA and even in California...and wait until you see Madison Square Garden scene in NY!
The PA facility maxed out at 10,000. The CA facility, 15,000. The only one saying there were 100,000 people is Trump himself.
And you guys KNOW it’s a lie, which is why you post pictures from other events and claim it’s the Trump rally.
They tried to assassinate him.
As others have said, those were disaffected conservatives. Those weren’t government actors.
They tried to bankrupt him.
He bankrupts himself just fine. He’s declared it multiple times before but I’m not surprised you either don’t know or don’t acknowledge the fact. And now he gets to bankrupt y’all!
They tried to imprison him on false charges.
None of the charges are false and you know it. You likely just think it’s fine for him to act how he wants.
Fake media slandered & demonized him.
You know, in the US we are still allowed to dislike whoever we want to and we can display our dislike publicly.
The polls are fake.
Some of them are administered terribly. Some of them are filled with leading questions because they want the poll to turn out a certain way. Rasmussen comes to mind…
Yet here he stands attracting 100,000 fans at rallies in PA and even in California...and wait until you see Madison Square Garden scene in NY!
How many of those are paid? How many are bussed in because staff knows ol Trumpy will throw a fit if the crowd isn’t big enough?
They tried to assassinate him.
You know what, WAR? If Trump on live TV somehow gets shot in the head and yet stands up again, bathed in holy light as church bells toll and the bullet and blood vanish into thin air, I MIGHT just believe that his candidacy is a divine ordainment. But until then it’s nothing more than just another stupid right-wing nutjob not managing to shoot straight.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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