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DRIVING BIDEN
Cartoon published 01/17/2024
Joe Biden’s pride and joy (besides his son Hunter) is his 1967 green Corvette Stingray convertible.
He keeps it in his garage along with secret documents he had stored in boxes. Notice how he never had to endure an FBI raid such as the one Trump endured.
If Joe were a car, he would bear little resemblance to his slick sports car. Instead he’d be a clunker fit for a junkyard.
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His presidency has been a disaster on wheels. Biden has blood on his hands — starting with the deaths caused by his disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan. He didn’t seem to care about the brave soldiers who died. Likewise, he cares little about the hundreds of thousands of dead Ukrainians—and in fact, he suggested he might send in American troops. Then there is his love for abortion and the murder of millions of the most innocent humans of all.
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Joe Biden’s pride and joy (besides his son Hunter) is his 1967 green Corvette Stingray convertible.
He keeps it in his garage along with secret documents he had stored in boxes. Notice how he never had to endure an FBI raid such as the one Trump endured
That’s because when Biden got instructed to return those documents, he complied. When Trump got instructed to return the documents he had stored in boxes, he DIDN’T comply.
If Joe were a car, he would bear little resemblance to his slick sports car. Instead he’d be a clunker fit for a junkyard.
Trump as a car wouldn’t bear any resemblance to a slick sports car either.
Likewise, he cares little about the hundreds of thousands of dead Ukrainians
Ben: If Ukraine just surrendered, they wouldn’t be massacred! We all know Putin isn’t a mass murderer *wink wink*
Ben, let’s talk about who doesn’t care about Ukraine, shall we? Russia invaded. Ukraine asked for assistance. Who is refusing to give Ukraine assistance? Oh, yeah, the Freedom Caucus.
There’s a difference between returning an overdue book to the library when they phone and remind you and clearing out every last shelf the day your card expires with no intention of bringing them back. Then crying foul and threatening people when the police have to get involved to reclaim the stolen property because you denied it exists at all. Then changing your story every single sentence to justify why they’re your books and not the library’s, but they gave you permission, but they were planted in your bathroom…
And Trump is the one who ordered the withdrawal, Biden just kept to the agreement. Notably a foreign concept to a man like Trump who repeatedly stiffs employees, breaks contracts as soon as what he wants is done, and not only claims to have never sworn an oath to the constitution - literally the ceremony when you’re sworn in as President of the United States so that’s the most obvious imaginable bullshit - but repeatedly refuses all suggestions to affirm such an oath. He is incapable of loyalty, honesty, or the simple ability to abide by any law or rules. He’s the epitome of the kind of petulant amoral brat guys like you say should have gotten fewer hugs and more spankings as children and yet you’d be quicker to punish a literal baby for crying than you would that criminal for actual fucking treason. You hold Biden responsible for Trump’s actions, Putin’s actions, the actions of MAGA Republicans… basically he’s responsible for everything but anything he actually does to improve your lives like digging you out of a catastrophic economic decline and getting that infrastructure bill passed. Which Republicans vocally opposed and voted against but then patted themselves on the back for like it was their idea afterwords when it turns out their voters actually like running water, electricity, roads that can be driven on, and functional emergency services.
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And the blatant hypocrisy of how they act if Trump was president and Russia still invaded (regardless of how often they pretend otherwise) is quite clear to all of us.
Also the blatant bullshit of Obama somehow the one in charge of Biden’s presidency even though there’s plenty of things Biden has done that Obama wouldn’t have done is obvious
Biden is too ordinary, too male, and too white to inspire any real fear or disgust in conservatives, so they have to really reach in order to inspire such via propaganda. Biden is simultaneously an evil mastermind who wants to exterminate a vaguely-defined “us all”, a feeble dementia patient, and a fervent loyalist who takes orders from the deep state run by “true evil” fascist communist muslim socialist satanist Obama. It would be one thing if it were different people believing different things - after all, the left can’t agree with each other on whether someone is an evil genius or a lucky idiot sometimes - but they keep trying to combine all those things, as seen here, for what seems to be purely propaganda purposes.
Also the angry face and swearing feels really out of character for Obama.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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