You want China not to invade Taiwan? Here’s something we can do: the NRA can open its branch next time in Taiwan. You want to stop Xi Jinping from invading Taiwan? Put a gun in every Taiwanese household and have them defend themselves. Let’s see what Xi Jinping does then. That is what it means to be an actual American.
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That’ll give Xi Jinping a taste of American exceptionalism.
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“American Exceptionalism” consists of:
-Exceptionally large numbers of school shootings & other mass shootings
-Exceptionally high health care costs
-Exceptionally low tolerance for minority groups
-Exceptionally dumb politicians, particularly on the Republican side
Yeah, I think the Taiwanese are doing just fine without such “exceptionalism”.
Yeah, wars don’t work that way. If China is gonna invade Taiwan, do you really think if they’d found that every house in Taiwan has a gun (presumably just one, and what kind of gun even?), they’d say “oh, no, we better not do that then, the biggest military on the planet in terms of active personnel won’t stand a chance?”
Taiwan isn’t a part of America. It’s its own country.
If America did give every Taiwanese household guns, China would invade immediately. The Chinese government has never been afraid of sending its own people to their deaths to fulfill its whims.
Every Confederate had guns a couple of centuries ago.
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So why haven't they tried a Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo before now...?!
If you can answer that question, you've already answered yours, OP. It's why there hasn't been a second English Civil War:
Since 1651.
We remember history, see: so do the people of Taiwan.
You clearly don't: it's why Putain's in more than just his own Vietnam right now.
'Jaw-jaw, not war-war' as Churchill said post-WWII. Wise words.
“Put a gun in every Taiwanese household and have them defend themselves.”
ALlowing the Chinese to carpet bomb the entire island, and justify it in the press, since they would absolutely know every house was a threat.
Tell me, you guys keep thinking that your guns are the only things protecting your freedoms, right? How did you use your personal weaponry to fight the Affordable Care Act?
Has your arsenal been of any use in defending the J6 patriots?
How many rounds did you expend when Trump enacted more gun control than Obama did?
I don't see more guns solving our domestic problems: homelessness, drug use, inflation, covid-19, racism, etc. etc.
That's because shooting isn't an answer, it's just the last resort.
And I’m sure the PLA wouldn’t use overwhelming violence to quell would-be partisans.
You might already know about their laogai camps, right? Welln those Taiwanese who would end in these would be those lucky enough to have survived.
“That’ll give Xi Jinping a taste of American exceptionalism.”
What exceptional American product helped Randy Weaver the most in his stand on Ruby Ridge?
Small arms?
Illegal-for-civilians weaponry?
Full body armor?
His lawyer?
Think it over really carefully. None saved his wife. One made the government take real notice.
Oh no, not…hand guns and rifles! Surely that shall deter the all-consuming war machine that is China's military! Everyone knows that nukes and bomber planes are afraid of guns!
These people need to watch that episode of TNG where Data tries to convince the colonists to leave or be wiped out by an alien race that won't even bother to land their ships to kill them. Giving Taiwan a Colorado Smorgasbord isn't going to save them, they'll just die holding their guns, having never seen the forces that killed them, while China just firebombs the island into oblivion.
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