RE: Based Volcel if you don't auntmaxx

Is it too strange if I (M19) take my aunt (F34) as a prom date?

I once touched my cousin when she was asleep.

i also touched a cousin while she slept. specifically younger cousin. and specifically she was dead asleep because she had the flu and i was in charge of making sure her fever didn't get too high. if it got too high i was supposed to call one of our parents to come back home ASAP and rush her to the hospital. and while she was dead asleep i slipped her bottoms down around her knees and for some reason didnt spread her legs to look at her femininity but instead kept trying to sniff her ass. she must have felt a shift in the force and sprang to life and ran inside the bathroom and locked herself in there for about an hour while screaming at me through the locked door at the top of her lungs. for the next several years she wouldn't sleep in the same room as me and she would always position her ass to the wall if she was going to relax around me. and that was only 1 of my cousins. and you will never know if this is true or not.

back to OPs topic: i find it odd that is even an option. my prom had a stipulation that you couldn't invite anybody over 20yo. the only "old people" at my prom were the chaperones and we only had 3 chaperones. even the DJ was a 20yo. brother of a classmate.