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[From “Midterm Republican landslide likely.”]

In preparation for the US midterm elections, globohomo has been seizing nations allied with Trump around the world, sometimes with plausible and reasonable democratic legitimacy, as in Serbia, sometimes in a blatant outrageous in-your-face steal, as in Brazil. Usually it is something of both, a “democratic” election with the outsider’s thumb firmly applied to the scales, as in Europe, an election that is distinctly smelly, but does not stink to high heaven like Brazil, followed by an autogolpe, as the new elected government proceeds to criminalize everyone to their right

And I have been feeling completely unmotivated about voting. The time of Republics is over, because elections are not making a difference, as for example in Japan, and because the government elects the people, as for example in England, instead of the people electing the government. All over Europe, people vote for closed borders, and yet somehow strangely still get open borders[…]The government imports a pile of foreigners, and then gives them your stuff in order to get their votes

To win the midterms, you have to turn out your base. The Democrats are relying on their tried and true formula[…]: Envy, hatred, and malice. Vote Democrat, and you will get vengeance[…]
Trump 2.0 began with a bunch of thunderbolts, among them the coup against USAID, which immensely motivated his base[…]
Nawrocki was blissfully flying off to Senegal, seemingly unaware that an autogolpe had been organized for when he was away[…]
If Trump and Vance had preparations for the coup in Poland, they have preparations for the coup in the US[…]
Most likely outcome: Democrats get a historically high real turnout, Republicans a historically low real turnout, but the Democrats are shocked to find that the votes of the dead and the illegals get surprise disallowed[…]Also possible, the Republicans “lose” the midterms, but are mysteriously still able to exercise power

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