I don’t think pregnancy is easy, I just think it’s not as hard as women make it out… Cause like your whole body by design was made to do that shit, just like knives were made to cut it’s not hard for them to do that… It’d be hard for a spoon to cut something, but not a knife
All I’m saying is, if basic life skills like cooking and cleaning are difficult to you, of course pregnancy is gonna be hard… But if you’re not a simple sally you should be just fine… Like I said, knives were made to cut.
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Ignoring the blantant, sexist douchebaggery here for a moment, you are aware that human babies are already born premature compared to most animals because of our larger craniums, right? So I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that human births are pretty uncomfortable even by birthing standards.
Seriously, no cis man has any right to think birthing is “easy”; as we could never know what it’s like ourselves.
Gordon Ramsay.
The reason why - in all the programmes he's appeared in: especially in the US - he can destroy the 'arguments' & 'opinions' of those he has to deal with: and not only the male owners of said restaurants, is because he has three Michelin Stars. Do they?
Do you ...?!
That's why I respect him.
And why I don't respect you .
It's not only Gordon who more than destroys the misogynists' 'Opinion' that is 'Women should get back in the kitchen'.
It is also the most supreme irony that VTuber OniGiri - whose streams mainly consist of her cooking recipes (especially the favourites of guests she has on such) - destroys the terminally online misogynists' 'There Are No Women On The Internet' meme.
She's not the only one who does too...! [/Ironmouse, Nina Kosaka etc]
Black Liam
Anagrams into blackmail .
Cause like your whole body by design was made to do that shit, just like knives were made to cut it’s not hard for them to do that…
Christ on a pony… human bodies aren’t made by design, or blueprints, or instructions. We’re not printed out with specific perfectly fitting parts that all work exactly as they’re supposed to, dumbfuck. Human bodies don’t work that way and women aren’t robots, asshole.
We can die from pregnancy, you stupid fuck. Although you probably have fooled yourself into believing that’s rare, it’s not.
Pregnancy is not the same as cooking and cleaning, although I’m sure lots of assholes like you think they are the same, because if women are the ones who do it, what’s the difference? Who gives a shit as long as Liam’s meals are prepared and he doesn’t have to clean up after himself? You think pregnancy is so easy, go try squeezing a cantaloupe through a hole the size of a lemon. See how it works out.
"Cause like your whole body by design was made to do that shit, just like knives were made to cut it’s not hard for them to do that…”
Tried to use a knife to prepare steaks for grilling at an AirBNB last week. It was dull. Picked a second knife, the handle fell apart on the first cut.
And my wife was in the hospital for two months with our first child and he was born three months premature. Your ‘built for it’ argument is about as worthless as you are.
Men who claim that women have it easy with all the cooking and cleaning and maybe dealing with the kids, when it’s time to help out, whine about how it’s so hard and they don’ wanna. I would point out that, assuming their wife also works, helping around the house means more time to spend together, but then I remember that most of them barely care about their wives outside of free labor and sex and I have a sad.
Mansplaining from hell there, Liam. Stick to playing football, the injuries from that are about as much as you blokes can handle.
"Like I said, knives are made to cut."
Including for the surgeon who performs a C-section. Which is a better option than dying in childbirth, like too many mothers in the old days.
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