I support LGBTQ
(L)ets (G)o (B)urn (T)he (Q)ueers
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“But there was one gay man, who taught us to fight! To storm the wire of the camps, to beat those queer-hating motherfuckers to a pulp! He turned it around. He brought LGBTQs back from the brink. His name is...Connor! John Connor! Your son, Sarah! Your unborn son!”
I’ll bet this dork doesn’t even know that the word faggot refers to the fact that they USED to burn gay men at the stake, in medieval times, any dictionary will tell you it also means sticks used as firewood. Well you know something, Shorky, the only fag that’s going to be burning, these days - is when I stick my Winfield Blue in your eye!
I’m envisioning a resurrected army of Lich-Jeffery Dahmers who only go after evil, gay-bashing homophobes and commit cannibal murder for the POWERS OF GOOD! …
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… Imagine a thousand clones of this guy with his mopeyness, soft voice, good looks and inhuman urges chowing down on assholes like the OP.
We can then suit up this MIDWESTERN MAELSTROM OF GAY in Army gear…
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… send them to the Mideast and Mid-Asia and eat the remnant of DAESH and the idiot running Chechnya… but we must keep the Dahmer-Clone Army away from booze beforehand because they’ll all be basically useless…
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… If all else fails … ditch the murder and annoy the teens with the Teen Dork Dahmer Clone brigade…
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… TEACH ’EM TOLERANCE WHILE THEY ARE YOUNG! "*BAAAAAHHH!*”
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THIS MILWAUKEE MONSTER-FILLED COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY…
SPUKIKITTY!
(Me! Meow!)
THOSE FOAM-CHEESEHEAD HATS
(All-the-rage-in-Wisconsin)
THE FONZ!
(A character who lived in Milwaukee)
… AND THE SWEET SWEET LUSCIOUSNESS OF …
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… ROSS LYNCH!
(Who played Teen Jeff and was cute even doing that!)
[NOTE: Every single photo, except for the last one, were the real Milwaukee Monster himself.]
Guys on my first boat thought it’d be fun to go beat up queers at the new gay club in Charleston (about 1982 or so).
Got their asses kicked, their wallets stolen, their Miliary ID mailed to the base CO, and their car keyed. And they called ME an asshole for laughing at them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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