Brian Niemeier #fundie #crackpot #homophobia #racist brianniemeier.com

The only way to defeat a moral vision is with a superior moral vision. The Taliban of all people gave the decadent West a demonstration of this principle when their erroneous yet still superior moral vision set the Cult to rout. To break the Death Cult’s social dominance here and keep them from regaining a foothold, we need a superior, unified moral vision. That means establishing a national religion, as Poland has done. To that end, I will establish the Catholic Church as America’s official faith.

This decision will surely give rise to much controversy. That’s fine. One of the chief benefits of monarchy is that the sovereign may stand unmoved by fits of mob pique. More practically speaking, the Catholic Church, for all her members’ faults, is the only sound foundation upon which to build a successful reaction against the Woke Cult.

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A key tactic in the Death Cult’s revolution has been their relentless campaign to destroy the family. Putting a stop to these abominations will be a top priority throughout my reign. Specific pro-family policies will include:

Legally defining marriage as matrimony
Legally defining abortion as infanticide
Outlawing the sale, shipping, production, and purchase of artificial contraceptives
Granting every heritage American married couple a cumulative 20% income tax break for every child

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The following measures will be thoroughly and swiftly enacted:

All land and sea borders between the United States and other countries closed.
All American military forces currently deployed overseas redeployed to defend those borders
The above to include rounding up, detaining, and deporting all foreign nationals in the country illegally
Birthright citizenship ended
Full immigration moratorium until such time as pre-1965 demographics are restored.

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It’s an open secret that the alphabet soup agencies are spying on all communications between everyone. Full disclosure: I’m not getting rid of the glowie panopticon as emperor. Instead, I will use it with dry eye, cold blood, and iron fist to expose and punish the satanic pedos that populated the deposed order.

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