Better to miss 100 meals than miss your daily reading of the Bible.
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Man cannot live by bread alone: so if a man walks though that door and asks for a slice of bread alone, don't say I didn't warn you!
-Spike Milligan: author, poet, prolific letter-writer, well-known typing error, creator of modern comedy as we know it today and lapsed Catholic.
daily reading of the Bible
Behold, you are beautiful, my love,
Your lips are like a scarlet thread,
Your two breasts are like two fawns,
(from Song of Solomon, 4)
Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Who needs 100 meals when you can read about beautiful breasts in the Bible?
@arp #104464
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses”
Wait what, lol? :D Damn, Bible, being dirty as fuck as always.
Better to miss 100 meals than miss your daily reading of the Bible
See this open doorway? Here's a room with just a chair: on such is a Bible. Now, would you like to go in and have the door locked on you so as to test that theory? Oh, and ignore me through that window as - in that other room - I monitor your progress in proving me wrong all the while I eat my meals and have cups of tea, cans of beer, bottles of soft drinks etc. Because I'm suuuuuure you won't be needing anything other than that Bible of yours. Amirite...?!
So go ahead and prove us wrong Ray Cumfart, while you remember the wise words - a human can survive for up to three weeks without food but only three days without water - of former SAS reservist, Chief Scout and survival expert Bear Grylls.
A Christian .
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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