Edo Nyland Award

For excellence in crackpot linguistics

:JUDGE :David-Wynn :Miller. #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger web.archive.org

FOR THIS FEDERAL-JUDGE: David-Wynn: Miller's-KNOWLEDGE OF THESE CORRECT-SENTENCE-STRUCTURES-COMMUNICATION-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR=(C.-S.-S.-C.-P.-S.-G.) IS WITH THE CLAIMS BY THE QUANTUM-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR-NOW-TIME-WRITTEN-COMMUNICATION-FACTS WITH THE DOCUMENT-CONTRACT-DUTY-FEDERAL-JUDGE-AUTHORITY: TITLE~42: D.-C.-C.-S.-~1986 WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE FRAUDULENT-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR-MODIFICATIONS AND WITH THE CONTRACTING-AUTHORITY OF THE STOPPING AND: CORRECTING OF THE FALSE AND MISLEADING-STATEMENTS, FICTIONAL-LANGUAGE, WITH AN AUTOGRAPH-CONFESSION OF THE PERSONAL-WRONG-VOLITION WITH THE QUANTUM-GRAMMAR-OPERATIONAL-CERTIFICATION-FRONTWARDS AND BACKWARDS WITH THE CERTIFICATION OF THE KNOWLEDGE AND WITH THE VOLITION OF THE CONSPIRACY WITH THE GRAMMAR-FRAUD. FOR THE LYING-TOGETHER OR WITH THE LAYING-TOGETHER.
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~15 FOR THESE FICTION-COMMUNICATION-MODIFICATION-PLEADINGS OF THE COURT-FIDUCIARIES ARE WITH AN ADVERB-VERB-COMMUNICATIONS AND WITH THE FICTION-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR-VOID-JURISDICTION OF THESE DRY-DOCK-MARITIME-VESSEL-BUILDINGS UNDER THE PORT-AUTHORITIES OF THE (UPU)UNIVERSAL-POSTAL-UNION-~1873-NEW-WORLD-ORDER OF THE FICTIONAL-WRITING WITH THE CREATION OF A FOREIGN-STATES WITHIN A STATE OR: PARTS OF YOUR HOME-STATE OR: COUNTRY. = CONSTRUCTIVE-TREASON UNDER A FOREIGN-FLAG-GUISE.

​~16 FOR THIS PLENIPOTENIARY-JUDGE: David-Wynn: Miller's-KNOWLEDGE OF THESE FACTUAL-CONTRACT-LAWS WITH THE C.-S.-S.-C.-P.-S.-G. ARE WITH THESE CLAIMS OF THESE OPERATIONS[COURT] WITH THIS CONTRACT-STATES-WORLD-CORPORATION WITHIN THE CLOSURE-CONTRACT-VESSEL-TERRITORY=COURT BY THIS PAPER-CONTRACT-TREATY WITH THESE CORRECTIONS OF THE FICTIONAL-MODIFICATION-COMMUNICATION-WRONGS WITH THE STRAIGHT-LINES AND: CURVED-LINES ON THE PAPER-VESSEL(INK) = LACK/VOID-KNOWLEDGE.

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