Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.
May the 4th be with you.
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(An expressionless black-eyed Donald Trump wearing a sleeveless v-neck robe, revealing an absurdly muscular body with bulging veins, and holding a red lightsaber. In the background, two Bald Eagles and two US flags.)
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I mean, ignoring for a moment that Trump is holding a RED Lightsaber, thus identifying clearly as a SITH LORD, as a Star Wars fan I feel VERY offended. I mean it, George Lucas should sue these assholes into oblivion.
Besides, this is the FRIGGIN’ official account of the White House he posted this crap on! Do they really have no standards or class anymore!?
the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords […] back into our Galaxy.
As Timjer pointed out:
Trump is holding a RED Lightsaber, thus identifying clearly as a SITH LORD
I think Palpatine Wannabe here is talking about rivals he got rid of.
Anyways: WHERE IS THE BACKLASH FROM ALL THOSE VERY SERIOUS CONSERVATIVE BORES WHO ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT MILLENIAL MENCHILDREN AND LIVING IN A CLOWN WORLD RATHER THAN A SERIOUS SOCIETY???
@Bastethotep #223719
you would think but really they are often the ones living worlds of delusion, at least those who basically worship Trump of all people do… and their likely response amounts to basically “something, something, fuck you liberal” or there about…
You should realise what happened to what was left of the Empire after Rey channelled all of the Jedi’s power into the destruction of Palpatine.
Thus balance brought back to the Force as prophecised, with Rey being that last Force user: the Light Side prevailed.
His reliance on Tyranny Through Technology - especially the Death Stars - were previous examples of Hubris. The ultimate example of that was - despite all his careful planning, especially via chip implants in/neurological programming of the cloned Troopers and ‘Order 66′ - the extermination of the Jedi Order, with later the remaining one that opposed his power: Rey. But he hadn’t counted on how all those Jedi had merged with the Living Force, impossible for the likes of him, thus reduced to relying on technology to stay alive.
Sidious had ensured the Sith’s extinction by his own hands.
All that meticulous planning: yet he couldn’t have figured that out. It’s ironic…!
In a way, Putin is Palpatine: all his careful interference in other countries: certainly electorally.
And how ‘Conquering Ukraine in Three Days’ turned into not only his own economy-eliminating Vietnam three years later a Trump-promoted deal signed in which both US & Ukraine profit has destroyed Darth Vlad.
Even Kylo Ren used a blue Jedi lightsabre when he turned to the Light Side and became Ben Solo again.
What is it with Trump that allows him to remain Teflon Don, doing crap like this, saying he should be the next pope
and [Judas Priest]breaking the law, breaking the law[/Judas Priest], getting away with it all???
@Anon-e-moose #223725
Honestly, it wasn’t just how the Jedi and their Force powers were a big threat to Sidious, but just that the (fascist, autoritarian, opressive, despotic, genocidal, fearmongering) Empire was inherently self-defeating. The Tarkin Doctrine’s whole “rule through fear” mentality ultimately failed because Sidious, Tarkin, and many others never, EVER seemed to grasp that people don’t like being oppressed . The rebellion was so popular because the citizens realized that “even if we behave, they’ll STILL blow us up. So with nothing to lose we might as well rebel en masse.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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