(Talking about a video in which a 10 year-old girl giving birth can be seen)
Jesus fucking christ... that segment with her giving birth got me so horny that I had to masturbate right away even with me being a no fapper. I don't think it will do anything to cause penile sensitivity again in any case, since I came in about 10 seconds of fapping, barely having to touch my dick.
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Childbirth is getting this thing horny? Wonder what was the trigger? The head poking out down-there, the water-blood-feces-gooey-mess flooding out of the vagina, or the screams when the newborn started breathing?
Hey guys, just a note for the future - if anyone ever finds another post where this thing brags about smacking his weasel, it’s way beyond okay to not post it here. I think we can all live long, full and happy lives never hearing of it’s self-abuse rituals again. Thank you for your time.
And as a palette wash, I hope everyone here had a good Christmas, Festivus, Winter Solstice or Wednesday.
Dear, Coconutsack; Are you in a contest with yourself in playing “How horrible can I be, today”?
How wrong is this? Let me count the ways….
DUDE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EVEN IF IT WERE A GROWN WOMAN GIVING BIRTH, IT’S JUST WEIRD!
I guess it’s an Hebophilia-Sadism thing.
Finally: PRO-RAPE.COM?!
me so horny that I had to masturbate A claim-annihilating Haiku entitled 'Mendacity-based Trouserial Immolation: And Before Burns Night...?!':
Via chronic wankingCan't Love Him Long Time
@Everyone
Don't worry: As it's a pathological liar, the only 'Daughter' that exists is in it's diseased imagination.
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Fortunately as it's caused permanent erectile dysfunction & now has no penile sensation due to years of chronic wanking: thus it's 'No-Fapping' is self -imposed, what it's saying is purely part of it's need to be 'Edgelordier-Than-Thou ' in the wretched hive of scum and villainy it currently inhabits; thinking that nobody there will know of the reputation that proceeds it. Clearly all that crystal meth it's taken has had an effect on it's memory to the extent that, if it can't remember certain details of said terminal reputation, nobody else there will. Only, there's one problem:
Unlike Mary Jane Pants On Fire: we on FSTDT don't forget.
Perhaps the registration requirement on this new FSTDT isn't the only reason it hasn't slimed itself here of late...?!
@Anon-e-moose #23463
Good! He killed his weenie long ago! THANK DEITY!
Agreed with you and the others on the reporting of that site.
Really! What’s with this sudden influx of psychopathic evil people on the planet, today (Internet, Government, etc.)?
It’s like a glob of the Earth’s human population is trying out for “Extreme Supervillain/Horror Movie Antagonist” auditions.
G.I.F.T can only explain so much. Who woulda thunk that acute-empathy-deficiency was so darn common?
@Cookington #23498
So, only the pain of giving birth, not the actual visual of giving birth. It’s getting more and more horrible by the day.
If only it had constipation and had to “give birth” to a baby-head-sized turd…
@Swede #23671
Thank you for watching that video so we don’t have to.
Just as I suspected! Coconutsack’s getting off on the girl’s pain.
Coconutsack can’t die soon enough.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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