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Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

That is why the Imperium of Man does not use AI, they are very susceptible to the Warp.

But that's alright, because we don't need them anyway. The Emperor Protects.

Anonymoose #conspiracy

What? How would that follow? Any word processing program like Microsoft Word has had grammar correction for decades. I'm actually surprised it has taken this long to get a sentence checker on a phone.

Now, I know these idiot's always fear "The Big Evil" but if their dastardly plots involve making sure people always use the correct instance of your vs you're, I welcome the Global Cabal.

worshipmoment #homophobia

What sort of contradiction? Like between the Bible and observable reality (The Creation Myth), more logical contradictions that aren't explicit (Cain finding a wife when it should have just been him, Adam and Eve), God changing his mind about rules and laws (going from an eye for an eye to turning the other cheek), or more blatant ones (no man has seen God... ignoring all who have).

It's less about being able to find the contradictions than selecting the category the issue falls under.

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #crackpot #sexist #racist

I will admit, the Prussian Society of America does have a good point.

Lots of the slang and "code" words employed these days are ridiculous.

A single good point, as the rest is stupid drivel.

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #conspiracy

For someone so opposed to sodomy, Andrew really delights in thinking about gay men fucking. And doesn't know that gay men =/= pedophiles.

Dianne Paulsen #fundie

7.9? What, is there like a 3/5ths soul compromise or something? How do you get fractions involved in this?

BH Times #conspiracy #moonbat #quack #racist

If it is a Poe, it's pretty prolific, plus a website, and apparently also have a YouTube channel/show, so that's a lot of effort for fraud.

Regarding the comment itself though, it really can't be a distraction. R Kelly has been having legal issues for a long while. Unless this has been a plot since 1994 to distract from... what? Anything and everything? The mandate that wouldn't exist for almost two decades? The biggest problem with this is it took this long to get him behind bars.

Just goes to show green makes more of a difference than skin color.

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #racist

Hm. That's a lot of words to say "I am racist, hate America, and am a terrible person. I wish more people were horrid like me."

Silvana Falon #fundie

1. Expanding =/= Not finished. If there was a god who set everything in motion, then it'd be like saying because the atoms in your steak are still bouncing it's not a finished meal.

2. How does that even follow? Would that also mean even if we're on a flat, stationary disc that slightly slanted plants, trees. hills, or mountains worship the sun?

3. Homophones, the enemy of God. But only in English.

4. If you don't believe in grammar, irrespective a belief on gods, you won't know "where you're standing on" is wrong. Granted you're apparently rarely right, but still.

5. Observing reality =/= vain or profane babbling.

I don't really trust the Bible as an authority on anything, but even using it doesn't justify the claims.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

It's amazing how often this can work with the crap we see here, tweaked just slightly.

"Mr. Ross, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Judy Byington #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

I'm not sure if it's just how this twit writes or part of the fantasy, but why is everything past tense?

I mean, it's not like it WILL happen, what, by writing it like it has happened it will get power?

Vox Day and John Bradley #psycho

@Malingspann Yeah, it's a butchering of Closing Time.

I clicked the link to it and closed it before the guy really sang much, his voice is grating.

But it's just more of his "Old people's caretakers should smother them with pillows" bilge. When an idea starts as insipid and moronic as that one, each time they bang the drum on it it just gets worse and worse.

Michael Love and The Pleiadians #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

@Malingspann I dunno, with how much he's stuck in LAPS COCK wouldn't it be more likely he'd propose there are 80000D imensions?

Juvenile jokes aside, the biggest issue that isn't grammatical would be that asserting a point isn't making a point. A timeline/the passage of time is a result of things simply existing. There doesn't need to be an observer. Someone can try to demonstrate it, but they need to do more than just claim it.

Of course, this is from someone who seems to think that timelines = dimensions = reality = vibrations so who gives a fuck what this twit thinks? Can't be anything intelligent.

John Lash #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

1. Gnosticism is based on just "Having Knowledge" Gnosis means knowledge. Adding inner makes the statement false. Imagine "inner knowledge" would be endognosis, maybe? Gnosis is a noun though, so wouldn't be "knowing."
2. Gnosticism isn't based on any mystery schools, as far as I am aware. That seems (and I could be wrong, and am happy to be corrected) to be entirely a New Age Woo creation that misinterprets older mystery religions, secretive cults, and general philosophies of yore into some monolithic block that is interconnected.
3. Any assertion of what Gnosticism "was" aside from very general statements can't be correct. It was a general ideology but fractured into a myriad of often contradictory sects. You're not going to convince anyone that people who believed that flesh and sexual activity was "evil" were simultaneously practicing nonsense sex magic. Just because you believe in those particular beliefs and believe them to be right, doesn't mean people you want to associate with did.
3. Inorganic aliens that people found out about by getting high and hallucinating. Alrighty.

Kryon of the Magnetic Service via Lee Carroll #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

"Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"

Not in the way this idiot thinks they do. The biggest problem are thermodynamics and how as it spins it'll consume energy, meaning each subsequent spin will get closer and closer to a spot where the magnets won't push away, they'll just hover near each other. How do I know? People have tried. Hell, there are kid toys that show it off. Plus, there has to be things that convert the energy, meaning it spins against more resistance, slowing it down more. Not sure how well the spin to power equation will work out either.

The thing with the placebo effect is that it makes the patient feel better. It does not actually cure them. So for something like a mild fever, stomach ache, headache, or minor things it will "cure" the ill effects. Won't do jack to cancer. Or anything else where non-treatment will kill ya. A comparison would be to smash your hand to ease a worse pain in another place. Cured, no pain in the knee anymore! Pro tip, if your premise is an unproven idea, your resulting data might be nonsense.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

I actually looked this up. Because I hadn't heard of it. And if it isn't the one he's citing, fuck it, did my side of things. Link to your sources. You're welcome for saving you all from checking his site for a source.

Rasmussen reports .com apparently does daily polls to gauge the approval rating, it says it's from 1,500 voters, +/-3%. Now, it says it updates daily at 9est. They do this by comparing the polls from the same dates, so Trump's rating on the same day compared to Biden's, 2017 vs 2021.

The OP's post came out the 9/26 at 12am. Doesn't say time zone. Assuming that, the only poll that compares Biden and Trump that was the "latest" he would be citing had Trump with a 2% lead, him at 44% approval and Biden with 42%. No mention of Harris. The last time there was at least a 10% pure difference (not including the margin of error) was 8/2, with Biden having a 49% approval rating to Trump's 38%.

Can use and search browser to look up Rasmussen presidential poll, it's the first one that comes up.

But, to save you all the trouble, the root of the issue is that Wayne is apparently demonstrably lying about this. As I said, unless there is some other post I'd have to dig around to find, WAR is a lying sleezebag. I doubt it was news to anyone, but still.

FORCES International #quack

Yeah, no. You have every right to smoke. You do not have the right to poison me or make me smell what you're smoking. Plus, a sizable portion of smokers are consummate litters, spreading trash and even starting forest fires in some cases.

Here, let's pretend there was a man named Pete. Pete likes to smear himself with crap. You can smell it on him when he's in the room, catch the odor as he's talking, catch a whiff of his stink while he's outside, even if you can't see him. You can find traces of him, see him flicking bits of his filth off of balconies when he's high up, driving around, before he walks into establishments. Any place Pete stays for a long period of time has to be deep cleaned because all the crap and fumes get into the walls.

I imagine OP and anyone reading this wouldn't want to peacefully coexist with Pete unless he changes his habits, right? To me, entitled smokers like the OP are just like Pete. Why would I want to coexist with that?

Phil Falco #wingnut

Oh, I assure you, we've paid for Trump and his ilk. Still paying for it.

But does it matter if he gets a paycheck or not if he does an objectively terrible job leading the country? His golfing trips cost us more than his presidential salary, nevermind him bilking tax payers for housing the Secret Service at the various places he stayed. Add the various legal challenges to the election, the audits, etc and Trump has personally cost tax payers a heaping amount of cash.

And this is excluding the damage to the economy, national security, public decency, democracy, and US institutions.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Well, maybe, just maybe, a bioweapon attack that you start on your own population and is only effective because your enemy is dumb isn't a reliable way of doing things, so that's unlikely

Judy Byington/Whiplash347 #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Wait, I thought 5g was of the devil. 8g can only be worse, right?

And, pfft. Yeah. TheKingOfRye is indeed correct. Of course, the OP is an idiot so they may think that's impressive. And, aren't cell phones already one of the main things people use for business amd expenditures anyway? Between phone codes, doing business on the go, and just acting as a tiny computer.

Honestly the only tweet I'd be wanting Trump to send off is "Sorry for being such a fuckup. I'll turn myself in." But, 17,000th tweet? I'm not even sure how accurate that is, but if it is, fuck.

Awakened-UK #magick #conspiracy

And here I thought that the Principle of Rhythm was about how to walk without rhythm so you don't attract the worm.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

These people have no fucking clue. "The Truman Show" isn't about some puppet person being directed by some unseen shadowy they. It's about someone who doesn't know they are being watched with their life broadcasted, with everything around them scripted but Truman isn't in on it.

For an analogy or comparison to work, it has to be somewhat accurate. If we're going more "Corrupt and dishonest Administration fakes news and information" Wag the Dog would be a far better comparison, though that one I'd way more say fit the previous president. Friggin nitwits.

jhartz39 #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Well, since it failed at revealing any fraud, will you all shut up, or need to do more digging in the same dung hill for "proof" of wrongdoing?

And, all these Q predictions have such a good track record, why wouldn't we believe you now?

Various Commenters #dunning-kruger #racist

Now, I don't watch the show and don't know exactly what criteria is used to vote people out in Big Brother. If the line of reasoning the contestants used was "Hey, we all have this in common, let's stay in together and increase our odds" then it's not really racist. No more than if it was a bloc of a certain religion, region, or shared interest.

If the line of reasoning was "Fuck those other guys/gals, we're a certain ethnic group we should stick together." Then that's a degree of racist. Closer to a prison self segregating.

If the line of reasoning was "We are an ethnic group, they are other ethnic groups, we deserve the win fuck those guys/gals" then it's fairly racist. Especially if the secret alliance violated any rules of the show.

And, no. The appropriate response to accusations of racism would be to ask what was racist about what was done. In the 50's and 60's, the answer was "Because there is widespread use of the rule of law to target and discriminate against, and oppress entire ethnic groups. And no, there is no "reverse racism," anyone can be racist. By declaring that anyone who calls you a racist is your enemy, no matter how you are acting. You're proving that you're likely a generally terrible person who doesn't like to be called out on their bullshit.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick #quack

Ignoring the crazy conspiracy woo nonsense, the people ignoring the past advanced ancient civilizations aren't who the OP thinks.

Pyramids, Stonehenge, aqueducts, regrowing fertile soil, all sorts of cool things were invented, and these idiots focus on make believe vibrating bullshit.

Magnus Carlsen (an impostor of the real Magnus Carlsen) #dunning-kruger

No, hormones and enzymes are not alleles. However, the genes responsible for the production and regulation of both are governed by chromosomes.

So while, for example, testosterone isn't "an allele," a higher rate of testosterone production can be influenced by alleles. Nice and simple, right?

Andrew Anglin #sexist #psycho #fundie #conspiracy

And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out.

Funny how that never gets implemented, always forcing others to cover up.

As for dress codes, I am for them so long as they are completely uniform but not draconianly enforced. Granted I'm not always what you'd call fashionable, hip, down with the trends of the day, but it can be simple. If exposed stomachs aren't what you want to see, no exposed stomachs. No midriff exposing shirts, no guys losing their shirts for games, gym. Knee length skirt requirement? Knee length shorts requirement.

Just don't make people miss school for clothing related issues, always have a spare or dozen bits of clothes around. Just like how you'd not make a guy miss class for not shaving. Simple rules across the board make for an easy fix.

Roger Sanderson #crackpot

The sheer idolatry and cognitive dissonance these people have is staggering.

At least with GWB I could understand the Christian worship. He is a highly religious guy and always at least seems sincere in wanting to help people.

Trump... fuck. I swear it he kept the Democratic affiliation he'd be the most reviled person to run for president. His cultists wouldn't buy his bullshit with a big D in front of his name, and the party wouldn't tolerate such a candidate.

Makia Freeman/Dr. Carrie Madej #crackpot #conspiracy #quack #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Gee, she's seen this? There was something large enough in the human body to lift itself off a petri dish? I'm not even sure that you need a microscope to see that.

When do we see the video of this?

Robert Oscar Lopez #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

This is a whole heaping pile of stupid, but one particular bit sticks out to me.

"...global sperm banks for lesbian threesomes."

Which really tells you all you need to know about this person. That's not how sperm banks work. Like, at all. Sure, there are stories (and/or porn, because of course) about getting a guy to knock up a lesbian, or helping someone with a turkey baster, but that's not how sperm banks work. And sperm banks service straight couples as well, wonder if the OP has issues with those sort of magical threesomes in sperm banks, or just the lesbian ones?

hunther & Woman15 #crackpot #moonbat #sexist

Brian Niemeier #fundie

What if a person isn't a shill for any cult but is able to point out hypocrisy within self professed Christians?

And none of the Christians you asked said they were Christians when pressed? It sounds like you are breaking a commandment. Even demons in the Bible were cool saying Jesus us God. Unless they WERE, past tense, Christians. In which case it would make sense they wouldn't say that as well.

Alan Gottlieb #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Four things.
1. How many guns were used to commit felonies? Making it more difficult to commit the crimes is the main part of people wanting tighter gun laws.
2. What percentage of felonies were stopped by citizens with guns vs police in general? Defending yourself and others with a legally acquired firearm is all well and good, but how helpful is it overall? The number listed is 641 total killed felons. Out of how many? Tell the numbers of crime stopped, not a kill scorecard.
3. How many times do armed citizens commit crimes because there is a gun and they handle things poorly? Shoot someone suspicious, threaten someone for disagreeing with them, that sort of thing. We need to look at the full picture of crime, after all.
4. Wanting more rehabilitation in our current legal system, better social safety net, and education to all prevent crime doesn't mean people are "soft" on crime.

William Henry Whitlow #racist

Yes, the statue built almost 60 years after the War of Southern Treason (if they can make up names, I'm down for doing the same. Lesst mine is accurate) to commemorate a general who fought against the country who built it,

Monuments to other Confederate traitors have been torn down as the belief that people are inferior to others and deserve to be slaves is a stain on US history. While the facts should never be erased, we can do without the statues honoring such people.

GluePrittCel #dunning-kruger #racist #sexist

And the pain of literate people reading your drivel is greater than yours.

I'm sorry, "Our pain of us wordies is greater than yours. For not say you can't good the English."

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #magick

While I appreciate that people can see the craven, churlish, conman that is Trump would be the absolute worst sort to do any nation saving, the silly "Evil Them" behind things is still a dumb idea.

Gr8Believer #fundie #conspiracy

How would that follow? Ignoring the demon posession part for a moment, those are literally stars in that verse.

It isn't like a clever description of "Oh, this many people will die, the devil will drag this many people to hell" or some such. It's a description of the dragon's size. The dragon and his angels were later thrown to the Earth in the same chapter.

How could you read that and make the jump that people who stand out as shining exemplars of their field (like a star is in the sky) and think it was some plot that because the Bible says literal stars will fall these people are possessed?

Hell, I'd even take some cockamamie "Star=Satan=MORNINGSTAR!!!!" Sorta bullshit over this.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Sure, healthy eating habits, diet and exercise are good for you. Silver is at best alright in certain circumstances, but people using it as a health supplement are actively causing harm.

Just like people suggesting natural immunity. The immune system has limits, and like influenza, which people love saying this plague is "just like," I'm pretty positive it's not a one and done sort of health risk.

Laura J Worley #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #quack #mammon

"Mind control is terrible and they take so much from you. Find out what by paying me 200 a day for three days, plus any merch I try to upsell while there!"

And these idiots always need a proofreader. "Many people have been hurt by these satanic groups... Satanic, and the Military." Of course with that sentence, I honestly can't tell if those are groups I'm supposed to be wary of, or if the Illuminati, "Witchcraft," "Satanic," and the Military. How it's written it seems as if they are the victims too.

Luke Rosiak #fundie

I'm not a fan of particularly sexually explicit things to be read to children. From just the description of the first one, that certainly seems like something I'd not market to the lower end of the age scale presented. Higher than that, maybe not assigned school reading. Though it being a memoir does get it a bit more leniency to me. It's a complex issue and I'm protective of kids. I'd have to see it.

Second part, Superman can beat up Klansmen all day. I don't know about that particular comic, but I do know about the radio programs, but that has my full support, in message/idea at least. Can't attest to comic quality as I've not read it.

@MegQuahogRI #transphobia #pratt

... Man, with how often people make up derogatory and/or "special" terms for stuff they disagree with, I misread the typo of "femaleones" as a whole word. Took a reread for me to catch it.

Love the internet, but man people making up their own nonsense words can be a hassle.

Anarcho-Heathen #fundie #moonbat

The main issue with the first question is using Pagan like it's a solid description of A religion.

That would be like asking "Does a member of an Abrahamic faith do X."

There isn't any set pagan faith, so it's just going to get some smaller group's words, like this yahoo and their goofy beliefs.

As for the second part, aside from their silly personal beliefs, I'd argue no. They are similar enough but you should always specify which culture's myths you are citing. They are mostly similar, there are enough differences to make distinguishing between the two important.

Lobotomize94 #fundie #dunning-kruger

Sure, if you know the original text is erroneous then try to jackhammer in what we do know, it all makes sense!

Now, I've not got enough of a grasp on the Quran to go verse by verse like I can the Bible, but just looking at these offerings...

1. Humans aren't made of "Earth and Water" any more than a car is. Just because carbon is also found in the ground (and air) doesn't make what humans are made of even close to clay. And it's not like it's any mystery, aside from being young enough to have been informed by other cultures, it's pretty apparent. People need water to live, and when people rot it's like they return to the Earth.
2. Twisting the text doesn't really help, when you are contradicting the text. If it says "God made man and then breathed life into him." It is NOT saying "God made living matter and over time it became mankind." If God made man first and adjusted him later, that can't imply evolution.
3. Why would a god need to go through these extra steps? Surely an omnipotent/benevolent/scient diety could... do what was described in their book? If they didn't the book is wrong, how many other details are you flubbing?

J973 #sexist #psycho

I wonder how they'd argue the reverse? Guy came before the lady, now she gets to peg him with a double sided dildo, protests be damned?

Like, the only thing I've seen with these rape apologists I've ever agreed with is "If she consented and then after claimed rape for X reason that's bad." But that is already bad, it's a false rape claim and is already illegal.

To use an analogy these folks might understand, if you're sparring/boxing and call it quits, just because the other person wants to keep going doesn't mean they get to keep punching you. That's assault. Same principle.

anonymous #fundie #wingnut

That's... that's not even what the verse says. Like in no way shape or form. Here is Romans 8:16-18 just for some context, using KJV cause why not?

16 The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God:

17 And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.

18 For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.

So, yeah. All those jokes about Christians not reading their Bible are especially true in this case.

Nathan Laing #fundie #conspiracy #racist

This is sorta good, very bad. In general, yes. Defining terms is super important for discussion.
It breaks down when people won't agree on terms or argue in bad faith, like this person is doing.

Hypothetical person A states that abortion is bad, and against their beliefs.
Hypothetical person B states that abortion is bad and they aid and abet efforts to stop access to birth control, put bounties on abortion providers/women who've had abortions, seek the death penalty for people involved with abortion, and to blow up medical centers/kill abortion providers.
They both have the same core belief, but person B is an extremist.

Now, let's say person C agrees with at least some if the least violent aspects of person B's goals. Of the ones listed, let's say they also believe abortion is wrong, seek to deny access to birth control, and are down with putting bounties on abortion providers/women who've had abortions. Do you think they will go "Oh, sure, a few of my beliefs are a bit extreme compared to the general population" or think they'd go "Me, extreme? No way. That's just you demonizing people who disagree with you!"

If one person isn't accepting definitions, it's hard to move a conversation forward.

Toráh en España #fundie #conspiracy

I have been successfully arguing for that ball based Earth for ages, when do those shill dollars start rolling in?

I mean, it's supposed to be an easy paycheck, just point out stuff like "Both North and South hemispheres see the moon at the same time, but see different constellations. Something like that can't happen on a flat Earth." So you guys have a contact number? The nefarious "They" who run everything haven't sent me a single check yet.

In other news, the Vampire Party issued a strong statement against garlic in supermarkets, the prevalent availability of stakes, and easy access to holy water.