Actually, dickhead, it was my father who suggested I continue my studies, by doing subjects online towards a degree. Pretty modern idea for a bloke of his age, definitely an honorable man.
That may be why I know a little about female sovereigns: such as Isabella of Castile, Maria Theresa, Elizabeth I of England or the Tsarina Elizaveta, the latter winning in the 7 Years War against Prussia. I’m sure either her or Catherine II would have you sentenced to the knout.