Melvin is really getting pathetic.
I also tend to get Goering and Goebbels mixed up (due to somewhat similar-ish surnames) and was reading that quote thinking “Is this the flamboyant slobby fat guy or the creepy, scrawny uneven-legged ‘Skeletor’ guy?” before I went, “It’s the fat guy, yeah”.
@Skide
Come to think of it, all of the Head-Banana Nazis were physically the antithesis of what their professed ideal was. These guys idolized the “Dashing, tall, athletic, square-jawed, blue-eyed, blond-haired Ken Doll hunk" archetype but these leaders all consisted of…
* … a goofy-looking, brunette with a silly mustache, meth-addiction and a host of health issues (Hitler).
* … a skinny, geeky, nerdy looking poindexter with glasses (Himmler).
* … a scrawny, gaunt guy with mismatched legs and a limp (Goebbels).
* … a morbidly obese, oafish hedonist with terrible hygiene who came off as a camp-gay stereotype (Goering).
… Ren Hoek with a Chaplin mustache, Louis Tully, The Crypt Keeper and Peter Griffin; Yeah, some “Master-Race” they got there!
Even Jeffrey Dahmer fit their ideal more than they did (tall, blonde, blue-eyed, handsome, German-descent) and he was an often geeky, pathetic, socially awkward Gay serial killer. At least he expressed regret over his disgusting crimes and seemed to be a somewhat nice guy. When the “Milwaukee Cannibal” comes off as a better human being than you, you have problems.
THAT GUY FROM PREACHER: “Where the fuck is your chin?!”