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Napoleon de Geso #sexist #psycho

I don’t get what this deluded incel is even imagining. Seems to be some really weird case of fetishizing the “girl with animal ears” trope from animes, but bordering to something clinical? Or does “kemono” has some completely unrelated meaning in incelese now?

@TheKingOfRhye #110991

That might be a reference to the “show bobs and vegane” meme, where someone not fluent in english tries to be a creep to a woman over text.

Dark Princess #magick #psycho

This has to be a poe. Nobody actually believes in the actual fictional deities as invented by the actual H.P. Lovecraft. Right? RIGHT?!

Robert Stacy McCain #transphobia

No, the only point of the gamergate “controversity” was for you manbabies to fling shit all around you because you’re afraid of girl cooties. Nobody ever bought that “EtHiCs In GaMe JoUrNaLiSm” pretense. As if you would even know what “ethics” is.

Miesha Johnston #ufo #quack #dunning-kruger

@Speakeasy #110831

Hm. I think the original “changeling” stuff was invented to justify mistreating disabled children/to dissassociate one from them. Like: “No way I gave birth to this… thing! It has to have been swapped for a troll!”

To me, this seems to be more similar to the whole “indigo children” thing: here, they claim “Special, not disabled!” in cases like autism or ADHD.
Although, this one seems to acknowledge that these conditions are brain anomalies. I admit I don’t quite understand what they are actually believing…

Yes, of course, your kid isn’t disabled, it’s a SUPRR SPESHUL super-smart half-Vulcanian!

And, what is it with the wingnuts stating their moronic assertions as questions?

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

They are the beings responsible for ideas such as karma, prime directive, purposeful suffering, omnipotent God, purposeful duality, flat Earth, second law of thermodynamics as the ultimate truth, speed of light as the maximum speed, monogamy as the only choice, global warming, woke ideology, critical race theory, etc.

The last part sounds like you are trying to pander to american right-wingers, but then you are also against “The God”, the creationist-favorite 2nd law of thermodynamics, and monogamy?
Are you trying to piss off your fellow wingnuts?

Saruman #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

I bet that would come as a HUGE surprise to modern-day tatars.

Also: what? Electrons are the same thing as oxygen, which is also the same hydrogen and nitrogen? And these are also the same thing as the holy spirit?

carewemust #conspiracy #quack

Are you even allowed to refer to things like “studies”? Aren’t these contaminated by the evil leftist objective reality?

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

Isn’t “THE VACCINE” supposed to, like, kill us all, according to your theology? Why would the evil "THE REGIME" have an insurance policy if it works too good? Just to give you another pretext to whine about how the the THEM are making your Messiah look bad?

Mike Lindell #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #god-complex

You can’t tell me this guy is not selling Trump dakimakuras.

Anon #crackpot #fundie

Last year, I’d have assumed this is just dumb shitposting. But, I have been here long enough, and, more important, heard the interview with the “qanon shaman”.
The “Saturn is literally Satan, yes, the actual planet Saturn” is a thing now, I guess…

MUSE DEV #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon #racist

The only surprising part here is him considering the nazis as bad. The rest seems just the ususal trumpist/qanonist dogma.

Fraktalreise #mammon #magick

FIRE becomes WIND
WIND becomes EARTH
EARTH becomes WATER
& WATER becomes ELDER (ÄLTESTER)*

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edit: holy shit, trying to read the original almost broke my eyes. But, after seeing some facebook “memes”, I guess this is just how it is in these circles.

Dr. Georgi Alexandrov Stankov #crackpot #magick #ufo #dunning-kruger

Jennifer Hoffman #magick #ufo #crackpot

So, you went from a size 5 vibrator to a size 6, and are now trying to get ready for size 7? Well, if it makes you proud, it’s fine, whatever floats your boat. But, take it slowly. Don’t overdo it. And make sure to use lots of lube!

Anonymous Cowards #quack #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

Oh come on. Don’t pretend you would consider The Handmaid’s Tale happening IRL a bad thing.

IrishTheFrenchie #crackpot #conspiracy #pratt #transphobia

Took me a bit to realize that Jazz is a name here. I thought this was an incel hating on the music for some reason.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

Okay, so let me get this straight: graphene is something totally different than carbon, jumping is evil, “the Nano” is some mystic evil force, which is evil because it is jumping, “the AI” is another mystic evil force, but is not jumping, and you have been doing some hard drugs while watching Star Trek?

Mark570 #wingnut #dunning-kruger #fundie

David Jordan #crackpot #wingnut

After that one rabidly transphobic woman, now this? After getting that discount trump elected, are the brits also trying to get their own fox news over there?!

JE Aggas #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #racist #magick #wingnut

But have you considered: Cabal -> Caballus -> latin for “horse” -> Horse Dewormer! COINCIDENCE?!?!

Erena Velazquez/“Supreme Father of Fathers”

“I don’t wanna go wash my hands! I don’t wanna stop licking rats! My super-mega-ultra-daddy who is ten times more awesome than yours will kick your butt, if you keep trying to force me! Nanananana!”

Hulk Hogan #conspiracy #wingnut

Another celebrity falling down the tinfoil hat rabbit hole… I guess we’ll be seeing him alongside Sorbo in the next God’s Not Dead

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Spacewyrm #109987

How could even half of this nonsense be happening without more than just a handful of Internet lunatics finding out about it?

That’s the thing: they probably consider themselves not a handful of internet lunatics, but “the lucky few who were blessed with the secret TRUTH!”. I think the superiority complex is an important part of such a delusion.

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

Still simping for the orange messiah, despite him telling you to stop licking rats and get vaccinated? Doublethink, or are we at “everything I don’t like is fake news”?

Jerry Derecha/YeshuaBenDavid #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #magick #fundie

At this point, 5D Space Cat Furries would be several steps up sanity-wise. Might even be more insane than Bennet Lee Ross

SulphuricMirror #sexist

I sometimes refer to ovarites as “rule63 incels”. I think it’s very fitting.

Mike Adams The Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

Holy shit, the plague ranger projects so hard, he could be showing movies on the moon in broad daylight!

Lev #crackpot #ufo #magick

Argonians? After 5D Space Cat Furries, now 25D Space Lizard Scalies?
Oh, Argorians. Well, that makes FAR more sense! /s

SulphuricMirror #sexist

I thought this was written by an incel at first. Thought he meant something like: a good, patriarchial society MUST be based on hating the “FEEEMALES”!

Ernest Laverdiere Jr./James Rink #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #ufo #magick #wingnut

@Spacewyrm #109484

Well, I can definitely think of way more ridiculous bullshit. This list lies well within the realm of natural wingnuttery imo. Though I guess you can’t get TOO crazy, or even the wingnuts might catch on.

Henry Makow PhD/NH #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

ShadowNinjaMaster #elitist

Still going on about Clark and Lous’s son, aka, a superman-based, but distinct character, who is gay? (or bi, I honestly don’t care enough to look it up)
Let’s wait and see when this manbaby (though, “shadowninjamaster”? can’t be much older than 14) finds out that there is also a superman-based character who is - GASP! - a woman!!!

Ben Garrison #psycho #conspiracy #wingnut

mysteryca #magick

They use a device which knocks the patient unconscious and does its work over a couple of hours at most.

*bonk* go to horny jail?!

It’s a great deal if you’re a child and have nothing.

…aand now this took an unexpectedly creepy turn

@Bastethotep #109546

I guess somehow “ask the dead about stuff” got to “command the dead to do whatever”. I think -urgy could be used instead, sometimes. Necrourgy sounds weird, though. But Thanaturgy might work!

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

And I presume the “White Hats” are the same fascist Mary Sues as in the other quotes?

The part about “Star Trek Future” is not only extremely cringy, but also ironic: fairly certain the members of this cult are REEEEEEing hard about socialism in other contexts…

scarenormal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I thought your cult renamed that stuff to “adrenochrome”? Also, what’s this about “archons”? Somehow I doubt you are smart enough to mean the greek title for a ruler of sorts. Don’t tell me you lifted this from StarCraft, like you lifted “Matrix” from the movie…

Micki Witthoeft #conspiracy #pratt

Guess simping for fascism runs in the family there…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

You know, “the left” would be really, really, REALLY offended-triggered-butthurt if you were to jump off a bridge, Waylly-Roo

Mark570 #wingnut #dunning-kruger #fundie

Ernest Laverdiere Jr./James Rink #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #ufo #magick #wingnut

Charlie Kirk #fundie #racist #wingnut

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #pratt #wingnut

This thing is still talking? Do even the GOPniks still listen to it? I thought they dropped it, because it told them to get vaccinated

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #wingnut

@Timjer #109210

Oh, light is definitely not good in this shitty fanfiction here. I mean “surrender or die”, “restructuring” facilities, you must “accept the light”… Makes me think it’s a mixture of the 3rd reich and the inquisition.

Pro-White Party #homophobia #racist

Leviticus also condemns shrimp, yet here you are shrimping for Putin

Divine Sophia via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

Rule63 Jesus Mary Sue fanfiction now? Could use more shipping… Or is “male and female Christed coupling” referring to a male!Jesus x female!Jesus thing?

Ethan Huff/The Covid Blog #homophobia #racist #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Yes, keep simping for Nurgle you plaguerat. Stay away from sane people, though, you might catch the vaccine cooties! Just lock yourself in in your personal pit of pestilence and keep eating horse dewormer, until you finally go meet the Great Unclean One.