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Pastor Greg Locke #fundie

Ah, yes, a good ol’ fashioned book burning. Hate to invoke Godwin’s law, but you know who else burned books they disagreed with? Nazi’s.

If you think we’re crazy, then scroll on.

Don’t mind if I do!

So my autism means I’m actually possessed by a demon? I’d say f*ck you, but considering these nutjobs keep portraying Hell’s forces as the good guys and my autism isn’t so bad at all, I suppose I should thank the demons instead!

Snake Baker #homophobia

@Zinnia #112879

I don’t play video games, but I’m pretty sure non-porn games aimed at adults only feature softcore sex scenes at most

You’re right. If mature games have (romantic) sex scenes, it’s usually a build up of kissing and/or cuddling that leads to a black screen and then the characters after the deed. Occasionally a bare chest or bottom can be seen for a few moments if the game is especially trying to be risky, but that’s pretty much it.

ARCHANGEL MICHAEL via Ronna Vezane #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Michael? The Michael? The psychopathic angel Michael who manipulated and framed his twin brother Lucifer into his “rebellion” so he would be cast out of heaven and into Hell? All out of petty jealousy?

Yeah, f*ck you and the legions of minions you rode in on.

(I’m referring to the show Lucifer, my fellow FSTDT’ers. But Ronna does not need to know this)

Garrett Soldano #fundie #sexist

that little baby inside them may be the next president

Trump was a president… And I think a lot of sane people wish he had been aborted or that his mother had swallowed him instead…

Biblical gender roles #fundie

Says he never advocated pedohilia, proceeds to advocate pedophilia. Sure, why the frick not? /s

Eugene Gant #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Twitter did indeed shut down immigration patriot Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s verified personal account.

…Really? YAY! ~~ Ding dong, the bitch is gone… ~~

James White #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming

Once again, a fundie does not seem to understand the difference between homosexuality (consenting adults) and pedophilia, bestialty, etc. (non-consensual). In other news, water is wet.

Also, did you honestly compare gossiping of all things to pedophilia?

Citipointe Christian College #transphobia #fundie #homophobia

…Well f*ck those guys! I’m not familiar with Australian laws, but I sure hope they can get sued like hell for that.

Michael Flynn #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

This dumbass was a general at some point? Now I’m scared…

Anyway, think, Michael, think! Why would an organization with enough power to engineer a dangerous, lethal virus and create a worldwide pandemic use it on something so trivial as to prevent one loud imbecile from winning elections he was likely to lose anyway? If they have the resources to create such a virus to hold the world hostage then they would have FAR more efficient methods to get rid of one orange clown! Hell, even IF an engineered virus was “the cabal’s” only option to take down Trump, then why in the actual f*ck did Patient 0 originate in China instead of something like Washington DC?

Even Umbrella Corp’s plan with their lethal, contagious virus makes more sense…

Positron #transphobia

Mike Wazaski #fundie #conspiracy

What @Bastethotep said. How much of an unbelievable narcissist must you be that you cannot live with yourself unless you convince yourself all of existence revolves around you!? Pride is a sin, you know, and even Luci himself would look at you and be humbled!

Seriously, and then they dare say we atheists are the arrogant ones…

Paul Kersey #dunning-kruger

There’s no denying what a joke the United States of America has become in 2022.

Ooohooohoo, trust me. The USA has become an international joke earlier than that.

Dr. Kevan Kruse #fundie

@ChurchyLaFemme #112454

You know, I’m surprised that someone who actually has a doctorate (as a chiropracter, but still) doesn’t seem to realize that being a doctor in one field does not make you a doctor in every field… I mean, Kent Hovind and his minions I can understand, he’s not an actual doctor (despite acting and lying he is one) and nor does he have the intelligence to be one in even the most simple of fields. But this… Come on man!

why would we wear a mask, close our business, lose everything we have, or take an experimental vaccine?

Oh, I don’t know… Maybe, juuuuuuuustttt maybe TO SAVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE VULNERABLE TO THE DISEASE?!!!! Ya selfish, moronic c*nt!!!

Also, I may not be an MD (and apparently neither are you), but I’m pretty sure vaccines are supposed to prevent you from getting sick, not cure you once you are already sick!

Michael Love and The Pleiadians #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #quack

@JM1234 #112269

See? I knew the Light Forces were secretly evil!

Socrates #crackpot #racist #wingnut

Racism is as old as life itself, smartass. As so eloquently put by the great 25-star General Zapp Brannigan: “Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.”

Anyway, while I understand that xenophobia (fear of anything “other”) is a fear very deeply rooted in our primal brain, serving as a sort of “survival mechanism” like most primal fears tend to do, it still doesn’t change the fact that like all phobias, it is an irrational feeling and one that should best be ignored, not listened to.

Socrates #crackpot #racist #wingnut

@Thraxas #112303

Yeah, you pretty much said what I wanted to say. I mean, I may not be the happiest person on earth, but at least I don’t feel constant impotent rage at the most inane things that aren’t my business. That and I’m not a toxic troll who goes out of his way to make others online miserable.

Steve Sailer #transphobia

So, are you saying the only thing useful and worthwhile about (cis) women (at least, fertile ones) is that they can be baby factories? Because if so, fuck you.

Seriously, even ignoring the blatant transphobia and misogyny, I’m tired of the idea that relationships between adults should only serve to propagate the species. Stop stigmatizing childless relationships, ok!?

Besides, if you ask me, maybe we should slow down on multiplying until we can find more space and resources to sustain us.

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger

So, what? Superman (a friggin’ alien) wants to make a statement that he protects and cares for ALL of humanity, not just the 'muricans. How is that in any way negative or outright “anti america”?

Superman […] now leads moral relativism by joining the “blame America first”

Pretty sure that’s not what it’s supposed to mean… But if we’re being honest (and you’re not, btw) then yeah. America should be held responsible for a lot of its screwups more!

Sozo Church Of God #fundie #pratt

One time I asked an atheist to sit on his bed and say “If you are real God show me”. Imagine he couldn’t! I asked him why. He said “What if I find out after all this time that there is a God?”.

…Yeah, I’ll take “shit that never happened”, for 1,000 bucks. And even IF it did happen, just one example of a troll does not mean all atheists are fakes…

If Atheists truly believe there is no God

No, that is not atheism, dumbass. Atheism is a lack of belief in any deities, not the belief that there is no God. There’s a HUGE difference.

Ridgeland, MS Mayor Gene McGee #homophobia

the library can serve whoever we wanted, but that he only serves the great Lord above

…Then why in the actual F*CK did he become a Mayor (who’s supposed to serve the people) instead of a priest (who’s actually supposed to serve god)?

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #crackpot

@Bastethotep #111927

See, Bast, I consider people like us to be the actual “involuntary celibates” as opposed to the “inceldom subculture”. What I mean with “actual involuntary celibates” is that we (or at least myself, not trying to put words in your mouth) have difficulty finding a romantic partner for life to copulate with, and prefer not to “thrust [our] ejaculational stick into any ejaculational hole available” instead.

People can say what they want, but if I’m going to loose my virginity, I’d prefer it to be with someone I know and trust and can bond with rather than with the most expensive callgirl in the world. I mean, a statuesque bombshell with an hourglass figure and natural >H-cup breasts with the skills of the best pornstar in the world sounds nice in fantasies, but in reality I’d consider it an nice extra and not a prime necessity. Plus, a lot of “average” girls are really not that bad looking at all.

Once and for all need to be settled what inceldom is: a subculture of selfish, entitled, racist, sexist, psychopathic, subhuman manbabies who demand for supermodels only to have constant sex with them (or else they’re “toilets”) and them alone, while continuously trying to one-up each other in their whining that “life is unfairer to ME” and fantasizing about shooting schools if they don’t get what they demand. Oh and something about both hating and desiring “Chad Thundercock”.

John C. Wright #homophobia #dunning-kruger

do you believe that some, even most, hetero men have a visceral and instinctive desire to beat homosexuals to death?

Well, I don’t. But that’s because I (as a heterosexual male) don’t obsess what homosexuals do in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

ServantofJesus #fundie

@Malingspann #111755

Fun fact, even in the Pokémon franchise Darwinian evolution is still a thing. “Regional variants” of Pokémon (amongst others) demonstrates that same species of these critters can and will develop in different directions in a different environment over a prolonged period.

Fruit flies are still fruit flies; mosquitoes are still mosquitoes; beetles are still beetles (cats are cats, dogs are dogs, etc. etc. etc.).

And morons are still morons no matter how much they look like intelligent humans.

See, at this point I honestly don’t care what “anti-evolutionists” have to say anymore. If their arguments were in any way thought out or intelligent, people would have actually paid attention to them. They may dress it up as much as they want, it still remains the same ignorant drivel.

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #psycho

Females owe us sex and attention

Hahahahahaha… No. Nobody owes you anything, especially if you’re an incel.

we have anime girls for that

Hey! They may be fictional, they may be 2D, but even our favorite (or any) anime waifus deserve better than you!

Donna Brooks #transphobia

If that’s the Light, I prefer to live in the darkness…

Kuriboh #psycho #sexist

Of all this inanity, the only word I can focus on is “Oneitis”. I swear whenever I hear that ridiculous made up term, I cannot help but think only of the Futurama disease “boneitis”. I think it was from “Future stock”.

Yeshua Ben David/Jerry Derecha #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

momllennial_ #crackpot #dunning-kruger

@SpukiKitty02 #111551

she credits the Roman stuff to aliens or something…

Who knows? Maybe she also thinks Star Trek is real and believes the Romans were actually the Romulans…

SulphuricMirror #sexist

men who are potentially just masturbating any goddamn place.[…]maybe they belong in zoos or nature reserves.

…Speak for yourself, bitch.

See, I happen to think of myself as a male feminist. One who thinks men and women should be true equals, and who despises masochistic pigs who give all of us men a bad name. I’d personally love to castrate rapists, and kick incels in the nards and all that. But seriously, f*ck you, c*nt. You’re not a solution, you’re part of the problem. And I honestly don’t care what kind of “freudian excuse” you might have. Did your alcoholic father abuse your mother or you? Did an asshole boyfriend cheat on you? Did some douche molest you? Congrats! What happened then still doesn’t change the fact that you’re a colossal BITCH now.

momllennial_ #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Using TikTok to educate or be educated isn’t a “high-IQ” move to begin with, tbh… Reminds me of a vid I saw recently on youtube in which an airline pilot had to strongly debunk a TikTok video that claimed you should ignore Airplane safety instructions in favor of some BS.

Anyway, can someone please explain to me how it is that anti-intellectualism is making such a rise in society lately? It’s certainly a lot more noticable.

Matt Walsh #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

gender ideology is toxic and insane

…In what way? Wanting a right to exist is not “toxic and insane” last time I checked.

Truthy Lucy #fundie

…are you sure it’s your sister who’s the one who had a mental disorder?

Scott Lively #conspiracy

Funny, I just read an article (probably inifinitely more believable than Scott Deadly’s claims) that says that most of the (interviewed) population of the USA believes that the country is too divided to fix anymore and that the Democracy in the US is dangerously close to collapsing (and I for one place the blame entirely on Trump and his fanatical StormTrumpers).

So, yeah, the fact that the nation is “united under Trump” and that he’ll win with a “historic landslide” next time seems like complete BS to me. If anything, the investigations into the attempted coup make me hopeful the orange p.o.s. will be imprisoned for life and his assets frozen.

SoapMacTavishTF141 (Currently known as Mangelo212) #fundie #wingnut

Immature brat with a warped view on life names himself after a CoD protagonist… Typical.

No offense to CoD players, but you have to admit, it has a rather toxic playerbase.

SoapMacTavishTF141 (Currently known as Mangelo212) #wingnut #fundie

While I agree that Muslim extremists who want to kill all “infidels” are scum, the same can be said for all Christian extremists. Your god knows the USA is crawling with those assholes… Of course, let me guess, as long as they’re self-proclaimed christians, it doesn’t matter how many acts of gory violence they perform. Because then it’s all ok! /s

TL;DR: Extremists are by nature scum no matter what beliefs they follow.

personalityinkwell & JosefMengelecel #transphobia #psycho

Yeah agreed, incels should be executed, put them out of their misery. Incels are mentally ill freaks of nature. They need to be put down like the animals they are. I hate them more than fascists and even fundies.

There, fixed it for ya!

John Donohue #elitist #mammon

@Malingspann #111309

You know, I think that might actually be how their twisted, narcissistic minds work. “Evil cannot comprehend good” and all that.

Say what you want, you egotistical jerk, but I for one don’t just see virtue in selflessness, but also cold hard pragmatism in it. No one person can take on all of life’s adversities. But by sharing each other’s burdens and watching each other’s back, the effort to succeed is significantly lowered for each individual. A collective is far more than the sum of its parts, so “strength in numbers” really does work. Plus, humans are by nature herd animals.

It’s like what Scotty demonstrates in ST: Beyond, with the twig analogy. And how does that old saying go? If everyone sweeps in front of their own porch, the entire street will be clean.

Anil Kumar, Barkha Trehan #sexist

with a number of men vowing to shun marriage altogether if marital rape becomes a criminal offense

Alright. Hey, if these psycho’s refuse to get married anymore of they can’t rape their spouse, then let them. Nothing of value will be lost.

Otnesse #racist #fundie #magick #psycho

3MMA #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #111156

Exactly! Too many people who pull out the “right of free speech” card to justify their bigotry/stupidity/asshattery tend not to have the slightest idea what that actually means…

…You did not just say JKR made Stephen King and Neil Gaiman’s careers. As much as I enjoyed HP as a child, those things don’t compare to the writing of things like American Gods and the Sandman! Plus, pretty sure their careers were already rising before Rowling’s did.

Humans Are Free #conspiracy #quack #wingnut #elitist

This isn’t going to be pretty, folks. The downfall of a death cult rarely is.

Says you. I’d love to get some popcorn while watching actual death cults fall apart on themselves. Hell, the anti-vaxxers turning their teeth on Trump alone is already gold!

There is going to be wailing and gnashing of teeth, incoherent fanatical jabbering, mass deleting of embarrassing tweets.

True, true, and not so true. Yeah, I doubt the “deleting of embarrassing tweets” is going to be real. Seeing what COVID deniers and other such death cult nutjobs are like, they’ll rather double down on their inane beliefs even in the face of annihilation.

Catachan's Predator #fundie #dunning-kruger

Queen An-Ra via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

You know, just once I’d like the Forces of Darkness to be the good guys in these amateur stories. Wouldn’t that be a nice twist? That the angelic Forces of Light have been deliberatly using that misconception amongst primitive societies to their advantage to present themselves as the “good guys” while secretly exploiting and manipulating them. And the draconic Forces of Darkness are actually the good guys but have difficulty convincing anyone of that because of superstitions.

Now THAT would be a much more interesting story!