Timjer

@Timjer

MakeMoralsGreatAgain #kinkshaming #fundie

Did this dumbass genuinely think that they could clean up the deviance of, well, deviantart all by themselves? Well, now I know what I have to do! proceeds to look up and enjoy some more niche pron on Deviantart

ChristianPatriotNews #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

He’s Typing Like This So It Has To Be True!!!!!!

In all seriousness, I HATE it when people type like that. It’s a pain in the ass to read.

Trump Will Not Return as The President of The Bankrupt U.S. Corporation, but rather The President of The New Republic of The United States! In this New American Republic We The People have all the power.

…Trump was already handling the US more like a corporation than a nation, dipshit. Also, a dictatorship with the Orange Idiot as its sole autocrat for life is by definition NOT a republic where the people have any power, dumbass.

Just admit you don’t want a democratic republic, you want something like the “Oppressive States Of America”. Something like the Enclave from Fallout.

amy. #transphobia

While the OP is certainly a triggered and transphobic bitch, I have to say I fail to see what the person she’s replying to was trying to accomplish here. No offense to trans women, but why would you say “cis women are ugly compared to us” if you’re not trying to needlessly trigger people and paint trans people in a bad light?

Seriously, cis women already have enough bodily issues as it is. No need to start calling them ugly for no reason, especially when a lot of them really aren’t.

don't measure women in their fuckability

Can’t really argue with that, you know…

Kajm #homophobia

@Tilver #114082

The funny thing is, people like the OP are complaining (and genuinely believe) that the big corpo’s have a “leftist bias” and are needlessly “shoving lgbtq+ stuff down everyone’s throats to brainwash them”. When in reality, corpos tend to have no real conviction towards such things except towards money(*); they just tend to obey the wishes of their current largest clientele to keep said money. In other words, people like the OP are by definition the minority already.

(*)If anything corpos tend to be more right wing than left wing. So if you think about it, the OP should be agreeing with their capitalist mindset.

@TheKingOfRhye #114074

My friend, these days everything in fiction can be “serious business” to looney fans. From people burning their entire manga collection in public because their favorite pairing didn’t work out in the story, to people sending death threats to writers and such because they don’t like a plot twist, to people acting like Disney raped their family by making changes to Star Wars…

I mean, I don’t agree with every “woke” decision that Disney and those it owns makes, true, but I still don’t see why more diversity is a bad thing. Just acknowledging some group exists is NOT “shoving it in people’s faces”. You want to know what “shoving it in people’s faces” really is? Look at those agressive “Christians” who demand that the entire world conforms to their niche beliefs.

Also, I find it hilarious that you’re an X-men (you know, the group that deals with unjust persecution) fan when you dislike homosexuality.

Quack Healer #fundie #psycho #quack #sexist

…How?

I mean… I get that quacks know nothing about actual medicine, which is what makes them quacks after all, but how would one EVER come to believe that hammering nails into ones head is ever a good thing!?

…Unless he’s an insane psychopath who’s only pretending to be a quack? Quackception…

Joe #elitist

Uhm, what? What are you trying to say exactly? Is pot roast food for “lower class”? Are factory workers inferior to you? Should your wife be more obedient?

Either way, you’re a douche.

Lance Welton #conspiracy #crackpot

those of us who refuse to take the vaccine are wild conspiracy theorists on a par with Flat Earthers.

Yeah, you should have stopped right there.

devansh #fundie #ableist #quack

Seriously? Autism is NOT an illness. It cannot be “cured” or “fought” just as much as being black can. Sure, proper medication could help with surpressing stuff like sensory overload or mood swings due to depression, but that’s all it does. And while some higher-functioning autistic people can act like they’re neurotypical by hiding their traits such as anxiety for unfamiliar things, it doesn’t mean they are changed or anything like that…

So f*ck you for overdosing that poor girl with meds just so she could appear more “normal”(*) and f*ck that quack for pretending he can “cure” autism.

(*)I’d bet money on it that the OP does not care about helping this girl at all. All they probably care about is the looks the neightbours give them about their “abnormal” child.

Jon Watkins #homophobia #conspiracy

John C. Wright #dunning-kruger #homophobia

Korra and Asami are not teenagers at that point, and all they did was kiss by the end. Also, “children’s show”? The same “children’s show” that shows an actual, on-screen suicide in the first season? Yeah, it seems that once again, John C. Wrong is WRONG about everything.

Jon Watkins #homophobia #conspiracy

Good! It’s about time you entitled jerks full of hubris start learning that america is NOT the center of the world!!!

I mean, I’m not the biggest Putin fan, but at this point I’m hoping Russia and China individually will eclipse the OP Bananarepublic known as the USA. Wether in economic, military, or political might. I’m sick and tired of stereotypical ‘muricans thinking they OWN the earth…

EDIT: Okay, to clarify, I don’t actually want Russia and China specifically to overpower the USA and become the undisputed dominant force on earth. I just used those two as examples as they are already superpowers, the OP specifically mentioned them, and they are some of the right-wing americans more popular foreign bogeymen.

Judy Byington #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #magick #mammon

Chakdar Azad #transphobia #psycho

“Honour killing”? Seriously? What kind of “honor” could there possibly be found in unprovoked fratricide? Brutally murdering a defenseless sibling in cold blood without even giving her any chance to defend herself?

You have no honor, you sick fuck! And neither does your entire family. In fact, you all have less honor than the shit of my dog!

Aaron #fundie

You have to […] accept Heliocentrism and reject Creation.

Alright, fine by me. Is this supposed to be a dilemma how exactly?

Unknown 4channer #fundie #pratt #senpai_noticed_us

…Wut? Is this supposed to mean anything?

I mean, I’m not offended. Just unbelievably confused.

Garrett Soldano #fundie #sexist

@Spacewyrm #113056

The biggest ethical problem though, IMO, isn't about killing a baby, it's the problem that comes from the massive alteration to history.

I couldn’t agree more. The butterfly effect alone states that even the smallest, most well-intentioned change in history could have unimaginable repercussions. Who knows? Maybe by preventing WW2 we not only deny billions of people (so far) the right to be born yet, but we might cause an even worse timeline to occur somehow.

Either that, or history ends up the same way with just a few minor changes, making our efforts pointless. Thing is, we cannot know. But I’m pretty sure time travel will rarely end up right.

Pastor Greg Locke #fundie

@ZappaSaid88 #113052

Ironically, this caused sales of the book to increase.

Well, one thing I’ve learned here is that fundies simply cannot grasp the concept of “no such thing as bad publicity”.

Captain Nemo #sexist #wingnut

Virginity’s overrated. I’d prefer to have my own first time with a non-virgin, thank you very much. At least then one of us will know what they’re doing.

Pastor Greg Locke #fundie

Ah, yes, a good ol’ fashioned book burning. Hate to invoke Godwin’s law, but you know who else burned books they disagreed with? Nazi’s.

If you think we’re crazy, then scroll on.

Don’t mind if I do!

Pastor Greg Locke #fundie

So my autism means I’m actually possessed by a demon? I’d say f*ck you, but considering these nutjobs keep portraying Hell’s forces as the good guys and my autism isn’t so bad at all, I suppose I should thank the demons instead!

Snake Baker #homophobia

@Zinnia #112879

I don’t play video games, but I’m pretty sure non-porn games aimed at adults only feature softcore sex scenes at most

You’re right. If mature games have (romantic) sex scenes, it’s usually a build up of kissing and/or cuddling that leads to a black screen and then the characters after the deed. Occasionally a bare chest or bottom can be seen for a few moments if the game is especially trying to be risky, but that’s pretty much it.

ARCHANGEL MICHAEL via Ronna Vezane #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Michael? The Michael? The psychopathic angel Michael who manipulated and framed his twin brother Lucifer into his “rebellion” so he would be cast out of heaven and into Hell? All out of petty jealousy?

Yeah, f*ck you and the legions of minions you rode in on.

(I’m referring to the show Lucifer, my fellow FSTDT’ers. But Ronna does not need to know this)

Garrett Soldano #fundie #sexist

that little baby inside them may be the next president

Trump was a president… And I think a lot of sane people wish he had been aborted or that his mother had swallowed him instead…

Biblical gender roles #fundie

Says he never advocated pedohilia, proceeds to advocate pedophilia. Sure, why the frick not? /s

Eugene Gant #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Twitter did indeed shut down immigration patriot Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s verified personal account.

…Really? YAY! ~~ Ding dong, the bitch is gone… ~~

James White #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming

Once again, a fundie does not seem to understand the difference between homosexuality (consenting adults) and pedophilia, bestialty, etc. (non-consensual). In other news, water is wet.

Also, did you honestly compare gossiping of all things to pedophilia?

Citipointe Christian College #transphobia #fundie #homophobia

…Well f*ck those guys! I’m not familiar with Australian laws, but I sure hope they can get sued like hell for that.

Michael Flynn #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

This dumbass was a general at some point? Now I’m scared…

Anyway, think, Michael, think! Why would an organization with enough power to engineer a dangerous, lethal virus and create a worldwide pandemic use it on something so trivial as to prevent one loud imbecile from winning elections he was likely to lose anyway? If they have the resources to create such a virus to hold the world hostage then they would have FAR more efficient methods to get rid of one orange clown! Hell, even IF an engineered virus was “the cabal’s” only option to take down Trump, then why in the actual f*ck did Patient 0 originate in China instead of something like Washington DC?

Even Umbrella Corp’s plan with their lethal, contagious virus makes more sense…

Positron #transphobia

Mike Wazaski #fundie #conspiracy

What @Bastethotep said. How much of an unbelievable narcissist must you be that you cannot live with yourself unless you convince yourself all of existence revolves around you!? Pride is a sin, you know, and even Luci himself would look at you and be humbled!

Seriously, and then they dare say we atheists are the arrogant ones…

Paul Kersey #dunning-kruger

There’s no denying what a joke the United States of America has become in 2022.

Ooohooohoo, trust me. The USA has become an international joke earlier than that.

Dr. Kevan Kruse #fundie

@ChurchyLaFemme #112454

You know, I’m surprised that someone who actually has a doctorate (as a chiropracter, but still) doesn’t seem to realize that being a doctor in one field does not make you a doctor in every field… I mean, Kent Hovind and his minions I can understand, he’s not an actual doctor (despite acting and lying he is one) and nor does he have the intelligence to be one in even the most simple of fields. But this… Come on man!

why would we wear a mask, close our business, lose everything we have, or take an experimental vaccine?

Oh, I don’t know… Maybe, juuuuuuuustttt maybe TO SAVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE VULNERABLE TO THE DISEASE?!!!! Ya selfish, moronic c*nt!!!

Also, I may not be an MD (and apparently neither are you), but I’m pretty sure vaccines are supposed to prevent you from getting sick, not cure you once you are already sick!

Michael Love and The Pleiadians #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #quack

@JM1234 #112269

See? I knew the Light Forces were secretly evil!

Socrates #crackpot #racist #wingnut

Racism is as old as life itself, smartass. As so eloquently put by the great 25-star General Zapp Brannigan: “Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.”

Anyway, while I understand that xenophobia (fear of anything “other”) is a fear very deeply rooted in our primal brain, serving as a sort of “survival mechanism” like most primal fears tend to do, it still doesn’t change the fact that like all phobias, it is an irrational feeling and one that should best be ignored, not listened to.

Socrates #crackpot #racist #wingnut

@Thraxas #112303

Yeah, you pretty much said what I wanted to say. I mean, I may not be the happiest person on earth, but at least I don’t feel constant impotent rage at the most inane things that aren’t my business. That and I’m not a toxic troll who goes out of his way to make others online miserable.

Steve Sailer #transphobia

So, are you saying the only thing useful and worthwhile about (cis) women (at least, fertile ones) is that they can be baby factories? Because if so, fuck you.

Seriously, even ignoring the blatant transphobia and misogyny, I’m tired of the idea that relationships between adults should only serve to propagate the species. Stop stigmatizing childless relationships, ok!?

Besides, if you ask me, maybe we should slow down on multiplying until we can find more space and resources to sustain us.

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger

So, what? Superman (a friggin’ alien) wants to make a statement that he protects and cares for ALL of humanity, not just the 'muricans. How is that in any way negative or outright “anti america”?

Superman […] now leads moral relativism by joining the “blame America first”

Pretty sure that’s not what it’s supposed to mean… But if we’re being honest (and you’re not, btw) then yeah. America should be held responsible for a lot of its screwups more!

Sozo Church Of God #fundie #pratt

One time I asked an atheist to sit on his bed and say “If you are real God show me”. Imagine he couldn’t! I asked him why. He said “What if I find out after all this time that there is a God?”.

…Yeah, I’ll take “shit that never happened”, for 1,000 bucks. And even IF it did happen, just one example of a troll does not mean all atheists are fakes…

If Atheists truly believe there is no God

No, that is not atheism, dumbass. Atheism is a lack of belief in any deities, not the belief that there is no God. There’s a HUGE difference.

Ridgeland, MS Mayor Gene McGee #homophobia

the library can serve whoever we wanted, but that he only serves the great Lord above

…Then why in the actual F*CK did he become a Mayor (who’s supposed to serve the people) instead of a priest (who’s actually supposed to serve god)?

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #crackpot

@Bastethotep #111927

See, Bast, I consider people like us to be the actual “involuntary celibates” as opposed to the “inceldom subculture”. What I mean with “actual involuntary celibates” is that we (or at least myself, not trying to put words in your mouth) have difficulty finding a romantic partner for life to copulate with, and prefer not to “thrust [our] ejaculational stick into any ejaculational hole available” instead.

People can say what they want, but if I’m going to loose my virginity, I’d prefer it to be with someone I know and trust and can bond with rather than with the most expensive callgirl in the world. I mean, a statuesque bombshell with an hourglass figure and natural >H-cup breasts with the skills of the best pornstar in the world sounds nice in fantasies, but in reality I’d consider it an nice extra and not a prime necessity. Plus, a lot of “average” girls are really not that bad looking at all.

Once and for all need to be settled what inceldom is: a subculture of selfish, entitled, racist, sexist, psychopathic, subhuman manbabies who demand for supermodels only to have constant sex with them (or else they’re “toilets”) and them alone, while continuously trying to one-up each other in their whining that “life is unfairer to ME” and fantasizing about shooting schools if they don’t get what they demand. Oh and something about both hating and desiring “Chad Thundercock”.

John C. Wright #homophobia #dunning-kruger

do you believe that some, even most, hetero men have a visceral and instinctive desire to beat homosexuals to death?

Well, I don’t. But that’s because I (as a heterosexual male) don’t obsess what homosexuals do in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

ServantofJesus #fundie

@Malingspann #111755

Fun fact, even in the Pokémon franchise Darwinian evolution is still a thing. “Regional variants” of Pokémon (amongst others) demonstrates that same species of these critters can and will develop in different directions in a different environment over a prolonged period.

Fruit flies are still fruit flies; mosquitoes are still mosquitoes; beetles are still beetles (cats are cats, dogs are dogs, etc. etc. etc.).

And morons are still morons no matter how much they look like intelligent humans.

See, at this point I honestly don’t care what “anti-evolutionists” have to say anymore. If their arguments were in any way thought out or intelligent, people would have actually paid attention to them. They may dress it up as much as they want, it still remains the same ignorant drivel.

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #psycho

Females owe us sex and attention

Hahahahahaha… No. Nobody owes you anything, especially if you’re an incel.

we have anime girls for that

Hey! They may be fictional, they may be 2D, but even our favorite (or any) anime waifus deserve better than you!

Donna Brooks #transphobia

If that’s the Light, I prefer to live in the darkness…

Kuriboh #psycho #sexist

Of all this inanity, the only word I can focus on is “Oneitis”. I swear whenever I hear that ridiculous made up term, I cannot help but think only of the Futurama disease “boneitis”. I think it was from “Future stock”.